عرض مصدر Talk:2022-11-05 Extra Life Livestream2

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 Visibility, rage to do everything.
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 And they're not subject to effects that are sickening.
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 Yeah, because they're already gross.
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 They're like, they're made of sickness.
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 They're nasty.
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 They walk around and they come on and get down
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 with the sickness, they say.
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 Get down with sickness.
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 We will make you get down with it.
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 Did she make her save?
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 She rolled a 30.
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 Amazing.
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 However.
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 I rolled a 30, I mean, chat, thank you for that nat 20.
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 And I have a plus now.
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 The deep crimson eyes of the zombies now affix upon you.
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 Oh, they're interesting.
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 The one who was grappling you,
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 attempts with a free action to maintain the grapple
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 by rolling the grapple check against your CMD,
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 but with a plus five bonus,
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 making his total potential grapple.
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 Yes?
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 You need to use your roll.
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 Yes, I will use inspiration.
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 Roll.
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 You're using inspiration?
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 Correct.
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 All right, I'll mark that.
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 Here's the maintain the grapple at a plus 22.
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 Plus 22.
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 Then we will take the 19 roll,
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 which makes our total value 40.
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 I could have rolled a one, which is always a failure.
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 Oh, that's true.
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 The grapple has been maintained.
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 Your AC?
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 CMD, you mean?
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 No, now I'm going to attack you.
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 I don't know why my AC's wrong on there,
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 but it should be.
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 Well, you're under the grapple condition.
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 So you're losing.
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 Oh, that's why.
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 You got all sorts of issues.
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 You got a lot of issues right now.
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 Because normally it would be 21, 26, so.
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 That's a different time and a different world.
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 Now it's not that.
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 Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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 24.
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 My AC's only 24 now.
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 It should be like 19 right now.
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 Yeah, normally it's 26,
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 because I have a bunch of undead additional things,
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 but I can't add that.
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 So you should be, yeah, what's your flat put in?
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 Right here, right here.
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 Flat footed?
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 Flat footed, it says 19 there.
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 19, so here's what happens.
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 When you're grappled, you lose all bonus to your AC,
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 all DEX bonus to AC, which makes you flat footed.
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 So anything.
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 So you're flat footed right now.
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 And then on top of that,
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 I believe you're an additional negative two
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 from being negative four to AC, two DEX.
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 No, that's already automatically.
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 Oh, okay.
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 Regardless, you're 19.
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 Yeah.
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 You are 19.
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 And how many zombies surround you?
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 Eight.
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 Cause my DEX is at 10, but it's normally 14.
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 Is she considered prone?
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 No.
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 But not how?
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 Are all of them within melee range?
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 Yeah.
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 All right.
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 I'm not prone.
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 No, no, she's not prone.
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 She's just grappled.
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 Yeah, I'm not prone.
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 She could get pinned down.
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 But I'm not currently prone.
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 Well, I've successfully maintained it.
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 Yeah, so now.
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 So one of them could trip me and make you-
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 You could advance it.
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 I could pin her or I could just start attacking her.
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 And I've chosen that they're hungry.
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 They have feasted upon all of those
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 who did not transform like they did.
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 They are hungry for brains.
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 So we're going to take seven of these creatures
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 since one is maintaining the grapple.
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 And we're going to roll attacks against you.
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 How many dooms do I have and how many nat ones?
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 You have two dooms.
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 And nat ones you have three.
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 You have to still put your name in there.
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 Okay.
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 I wonder if we use your patronage
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 to give someone extra stuff.
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 You're pretty charged over there.
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 I'm just grappled.
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 I'm grappled.
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 So I need to up my weapon.
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 I'm grappled.
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 I need to un-grapple.
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 Yes.
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 Can you just fly with him while he's grappling you?
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 No.
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 They're dipping her in barbecues.
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 So in order to move an enemy-
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 Because he has my wings down.
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 We can say that.
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 But also in order to move an enemy
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 you have to succeed on a combat maneuver bonus check.
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 And in order to do that you must first reverse the grapple.
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 My iPad is having troubles right now.
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 I need someone to bring up the,
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 can you bring up,
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 see if you can bring up a lich and pathfinder
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 and also a lich shade,
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 which is like a lesser type of lich.
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 It's called lich and lich shade.
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 I don't know why the iPad is not working for me.
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 There you go.
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 Can we restart it or something?
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 Hmm?
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 Can you restart it or something?
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 Yeah, let me try.
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 In the meantime,
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 we have a $10 donation from Shaka Kani.
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 Shaka Kani.
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 A $10 donation from Theodore L. for John.
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 Oh, okay, I got it, I got it.
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 He's the inspiration.
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 SpicerColor with a $20 donation for a Doom.
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 DeathJunkie again for an inspiration.
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 Oh look, Cliff can't shoot a race again.
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 Excuse me, but I've seen that before,
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 but $10 donation from DeathJunkie.
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 Woo!
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 $1 donation from Anonymous with a nice little message.
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 I'm so looking forward to the completion of Ashes.
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 As a child, some of my fondest memories
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 are with friends staying up at night
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 to just kill that one boss.
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 Aw.
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 And from what I've seen, you can stand up to WoW.
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 Now, for the children.
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 For the children!
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 And then Steven Sandal with a $200 donation
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 for a magic item as well.
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 Steven Sandal!
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 If we can beat this, we might get some magic items.
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 Yeah, I still have a magic item.
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 Thank you, Steven Sandal.
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 Oh yeah, they have cursed items.
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 Oh yeah, you're gonna find a bunch to survive right now.
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 We have a bunch of items that have not been given to us.
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 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
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 They have two claws each.
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 All right.
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 Now, I have seven that are attacking.
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 That's a total of 14 die rolls.
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 What do I have doom-wise and what do I have
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 from a nat one perspective?
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 You have two dooms and three nat ones.
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 All right, I'm gonna start rolling my 14 attacks.
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 Here's the two dooms, taking the lesser.
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 That is going to be a 12 plus 15 is 27 as a hit,
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 that's doom.
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 Oh my God.
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 Seven plus 15 is a 22, that's a hit as well.
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 So the two dooms hit.
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 And how many nat ones?
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 You have three.
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 I'll use three nat ones, which mean they miss.
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 That brings me down to a total attacks
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 from 14 to nine remaining.
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 So I have nine remaining of which I've hit twice.
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 So record two hits.
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 Yeah, you have to use nat 20.
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 You have two nat 20s and you have...
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 Here's the nat 20s for confirmation.
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 For inspiration.
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 That's a confirm and a confirm.
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 I think Maggie explode like a pinata.
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 So there's two confirmations on critical threats.
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 So I have two hits with the dooms,
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 two nat 20s with nine remaining, puts me down to seven.
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 And here's seven rolls that are without any effect.
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 Are you gonna use your inspirations?
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 Do I have to use inspirations?
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 I thought we only had to use nat one.
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 But attacks you do.
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 Huh?
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 But attacks you do.
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 Yeah.
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 No, we decided that only positive effects.
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 No, those are for skill checks.
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 Inspiration is a positive effect.
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 No, only negative effects get mandatorily applied.
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 You can save your positives.
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 No, that's why we always apply them.
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 Didn't we say that?
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 No, that was only for skill checks.
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 That was only for skill checks.
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 No, you can always bank your positives.
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 You gotta use your negatives.
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 Cause there's no downside for banking your positives.
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 I feel like you should always use all of them.
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 No, we always use them for attacks.
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 Let's see, chat, what do you recall?
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 Was it the banking positives or always use any effects?
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 We said we use any effects on skill checks.
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 We have many viewers who are watching.
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 Right, Clay?
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 Yes.
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 Yes, there we go.
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 But not 20s, you were forced to use.
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 No, that, no.
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 It was for skill checks specifically.
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 The DM is out of date.
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 Not 20s, but I thought.
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 Well, but you would,
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 there's no reason you wouldn't want to use your positives.
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 That's why we let you use it when you want.
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 It was only for skill checks, I think that we said
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 you didn't have to.
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 I thought it was only for skill checks
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 that you didn't have to.
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 All right, was chat inconclusive in their response?
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 What did they say?
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 They're kind of all over the place.
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 Yeah, someone says I remember for skill checks.
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 Something, something.
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 Yeah, it was only for skill checks.
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 Look, I'm the one who stayed up the longest
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 and I remember.
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 Oh, remember, yes, go.
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 What's your memory?
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 I told you already.
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 That's why there's, I said, I think,
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 I thought that was only for skill checks.
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 Very well.
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 All right, using the, using the, how many,
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 two more, what are they inspirational?
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 Read your incentives.
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 Yeah.
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 Two inspirational.
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 You have.
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 We have seven remaining.
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 Here we go.
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 You have four.
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 Okay, four.
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 Inspirations.
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 That's a hit.
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 Sorry, math, it's hard right now.
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 That is a hit.
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 Come and die with me.
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 I'm on my way.
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 This is a hit.
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 I mean, it's a little bit of our kill now.
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 And this is a hit.
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 Should we start burning red?
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 That's four that are hits and here are three straight up.
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 Literally leaving you alive.
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 Hit, hit, and last one.
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 I think burning red would be worth it, right?
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 Nine, 10, 11 out of 14.
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 11 out of 14 hit you.
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 And my slate is clean.
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 Two of them are critical threats.
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 Oh, it's only against one of my.
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 That means damage roll is going to consist of
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 11 separate instances of damage
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 and two additional for the critical threats
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 become 13 instances of damage.
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 I don't think she gets the damage.
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 There's nothing left.
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 The damage instance will be 13 D six plus seven times 13,
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 70, 80, 91 plus 91, 13 D six plus 91.
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 I mean, 91 just kills her.
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 I would kill her.
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 Yeah, like.
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 Do you have two hero points?
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 I have.
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 Activate damage reflect.
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 I have two hero points.
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 What you do is really bounce it off.
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 She never used them.
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 You may use them to cheat death if you wish.
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 Well, I used one, but then we got another one
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 for saving that person.
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 Cheat to death.
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 Would you like to use it to cheat death?
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 Use one or?
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 You'd have to use two.
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 Why do I have to use two?
* 21:47:49{{anchor|21:47:49}}
 Because that's the rule, cheat death is two.
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 Yeah, I remember that.
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 That was, does not merely take one hero point
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 to cheat death.
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 I like how Maggie's like considering.
* 21:47:59{{anchor|21:47:59}}
 Well, we have revives.
* 21:48:01{{anchor|21:48:01}}
 Oh yeah.
* 21:48:02{{anchor|21:48:02}}
 Amazing people donated revives.
* 21:48:04{{anchor|21:48:04}}
 How many?
* 21:48:04{{anchor|21:48:04}}
 Revives.
* 21:48:05{{anchor|21:48:05}}
 We have four revives.
* 21:48:06{{anchor|21:48:06}}
 We have four revives.
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 I think France, I'm sorry, Ishmael should use a revive.
* 21:48:10{{anchor|21:48:10}}
 Ishmael.
* 21:48:13{{anchor|21:48:13}}
 But yeah, I can use my two.
* 21:48:14{{anchor|21:48:14}}
 Two, all right.
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 You're going to be left for dead,
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 which means you'll be at negative half con.
* 21:48:20{{anchor|21:48:20}}
 But you just said I would save, I wouldn't die.
* 21:48:22{{anchor|21:48:22}}
 Yeah, I know, you're going to be left,
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 like they'll leave you behind,
* 21:48:26{{anchor|21:48:26}}
 not be leaving you out just at half your negative con.
* 21:48:29{{anchor|21:48:29}}
 That's how cheat death works.
* 21:48:30{{anchor|21:48:30}}
 Oh, okay.
* 21:48:32{{anchor|21:48:32}}
 So that was going to be plus 93, I said.
* 21:48:36{{anchor|21:48:36}}
 Anyone. Sure.
* 21:48:37{{anchor|21:48:37}}
 Something like that.
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 Plus 91.
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 Let's see the damage.
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 I mean, that's more than my HP, just that.
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 A lot of twos, a lot of twos, a lot of twos.
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 I have 88 HP.
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 Five.
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 Eight.
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 I know, I'm tanked.
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 10.
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 15. Even with all the negatives,
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 I'm still at 19 AC.
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 20, 31,
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 five, 38.
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 38 plus 93 is going to be a total of 102 plus 30,
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 is 132, I believe.
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 It wasn't 91, so 130.
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 It was 91.
* 21:49:05{{anchor|21:49:05}}
 So 130, exactly.
* 21:49:06{{anchor|21:49:06}}
 So then 130, exactly.
* 21:49:08{{anchor|21:49:08}}
 You take 130 damage.
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 Does that kill you?
* 21:49:12{{anchor|21:49:12}}
 But I thought I...
* 21:49:13{{anchor|21:49:13}}
 I know, we just need to first confirm it kills you.
* 21:49:14{{anchor|21:49:14}}
 Oh, yeah, you would have killed me with the 98.
* 21:49:17{{anchor|21:49:17}}
 In which case, I show...
* 21:49:19{{anchor|21:49:19}}
 You shall relinquish your hero points.
* 21:49:22{{anchor|21:49:22}}
 And I shall now leave you at negative
* 21:49:25{{anchor|21:49:25}}
 Top gun.
* 21:49:26{{anchor|21:49:26}}
 10 damage.
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 Stable. And you are stable.
* 21:49:31{{anchor|21:49:31}}
 10 damage, okay.
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 Her character may now fall to the ground.
* 21:49:40{{anchor|21:49:40}}
 As her once
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 Minus 10.
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 Proud stature
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 is overcome with a mob of zombies
* 21:49:52{{anchor|21:49:52}}
 as she lays on the ground.
* 21:49:54{{anchor|21:49:54}}
 The Lich shall move forward, cackling.
* 21:50:01{{anchor|21:50:01}}
 I have seven hippos.
* 21:50:02{{anchor|21:50:02}}
 And the Lich shall cast a spell.
* 21:50:04{{anchor|21:50:04}}
 I need to remedy that.
* 21:50:06{{anchor|21:50:06}}
 On the who?
* 21:50:07{{anchor|21:50:07}}
 On the horse?
* 21:50:08{{anchor|21:50:08}}
 That I've been shooting him?
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 The Lich will fire off
* 21:50:12{{anchor|21:50:12}}
 three scorching rays.
* 21:50:16{{anchor|21:50:16}}
 And they shall all target...
* 21:50:19{{anchor|21:50:19}}
 Who hit the Lich?
* 21:50:21{{anchor|21:50:21}}
 How much damage does the Lich have on it?
* 21:50:23{{anchor|21:50:23}}
 35.
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 And did anyone else deal damage?
* 21:50:25{{anchor|21:50:25}}
 Just the horse tar.
* 21:50:29{{anchor|21:50:29}}
 Very well.
* 21:50:30{{anchor|21:50:30}}
 All three of the scorching rays
* 21:50:34{{anchor|21:50:34}}
 shall come towards the horse tar.
* 21:50:37{{anchor|21:50:37}}
 You have these just like...
* 21:50:38{{anchor|21:50:38}}
 Do you remember the scene in Harry Potter
* 21:50:40{{anchor|21:50:40}}
 where McGonagall is shot?
* 21:50:41{{anchor|21:50:41}}
 Where McGonagall fires off
* 21:50:43{{anchor|21:50:43}}
 three of those fire things against Professor Snape
* 21:50:45{{anchor|21:50:45}}
 and he does a little dodge and deflect thing?
* 21:50:47{{anchor|21:50:47}}
 That's happening,
* 21:50:48{{anchor|21:50:48}}
 but you're not doing the dodge and deflect thing.
* 21:50:49{{anchor|21:50:49}}
 It's just impacting you.
* 21:50:51{{anchor|21:50:51}}
 He has to do a touch attack, right?
* 21:50:53{{anchor|21:50:53}}
 He does have to do a touch attack.
* 21:50:56{{anchor|21:50:56}}
 And...
* 21:50:57{{anchor|21:50:57}}
 So wiggle.
* 21:50:58{{anchor|21:50:58}}
 The range, touch.
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 Wiggle like you've never wiggled, John.
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 Range, touch.
* 21:51:04{{anchor|21:51:04}}
 Touch.
* 21:51:11{{anchor|21:51:11}}
 Touch.
* 21:51:11{{anchor|21:51:11}}
 He's trying to brand you.
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 Yeah, you have high dex.
* 21:51:15{{anchor|21:51:15}}
 Your range dex defense should be super high.
* 21:51:19{{anchor|21:51:19}}
 You're very...
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 Although you're a large creature, so might be not.
* 21:51:24{{anchor|21:51:24}}
 Which one are we looking at?
* 21:51:25{{anchor|21:51:25}}
 Touch, defense, AC.
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 So T letter.
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 The T one.
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 It's 16.
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 Yeah, it's not good.
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 Maybe he's not a plus 15.
* 21:51:33{{anchor|21:51:33}}
 Okay, plus eight.
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 That's right.
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 On touch.
* 21:51:38{{anchor|21:51:38}}
 What's your touch, AC?
* 21:51:39{{anchor|21:51:39}}
 16.
* 21:51:40{{anchor|21:51:40}}
 Sevens to hit.
* 21:51:41{{anchor|21:51:41}}
 Eight sevens.
* 21:51:43{{anchor|21:51:43}}
 Here's the first two.
* 21:51:44{{anchor|21:51:44}}
 Missed all.
* 21:51:45{{anchor|21:51:45}}
 A 12 and a seven, both hit.
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 Last one.
* 21:51:50{{anchor|21:51:50}}
 Is a, what is this?
* 21:51:51{{anchor|21:51:51}}
 Wait, is it plus eight?
* 21:51:53{{anchor|21:51:53}}
 Five.
* 21:51:53{{anchor|21:51:53}}
 Is it plus eight?
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 Steven, you just got an inspiration.
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 Stanley doesn't have, he has a 16.
* 21:51:56{{anchor|21:51:56}}
 He needs eights to hit.
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 I said 15, but that's fine.
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 You just got an inspiration.
* 21:51:59{{anchor|21:51:59}}
 No, it's not.
* 21:52:00{{anchor|21:52:00}}
 You just got an inspiration.
* 21:52:01{{anchor|21:52:01}}
 No, it sounds like 16.
* 21:52:03{{anchor|21:52:03}}
 It's only one hit.
* 21:52:04{{anchor|21:52:04}}
 It's true.
* 21:52:05{{anchor|21:52:05}}
 If it's a seven, it doesn't hit.
* 21:52:06{{anchor|21:52:06}}
 You have an inspiration, Steven.
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 Because we needed seven as well.
* 21:52:10{{anchor|21:52:10}}
 Yeah.
* 21:52:11{{anchor|21:52:11}}
 Well, I can't use it now.
* 21:52:12{{anchor|21:52:12}}
 One hit.
* 21:52:12{{anchor|21:52:12}}
 You take four D six fire damage.
* 21:52:16{{anchor|21:52:16}}
 That was good.
* 21:52:18{{anchor|21:52:18}}
 10 plus two is 12.
* 21:52:19{{anchor|21:52:19}}
 12 fire damage.
* 21:52:20{{anchor|21:52:20}}
 85 hit points.
* 21:52:22{{anchor|21:52:22}}
 Oh, that's right.
* 21:52:23{{anchor|21:52:23}}
 You got a bunch of con from being over.
* 21:52:24{{anchor|21:52:24}}
 Yeah, he's strong.
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 Back up tank.
* 21:52:27{{anchor|21:52:27}}
 Put seven to go.
* 21:52:28{{anchor|21:52:28}}
 And he got a bunch of ability increases,
* 21:52:30{{anchor|21:52:30}}
 ability scoring.
* 21:52:31{{anchor|21:52:31}}
 Alistair.
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 Very well.
* 21:52:34{{anchor|21:52:34}}
 They just continue.
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 I have a twenties.
* 21:52:37{{anchor|21:52:37}}
 I think I have 120.
* 21:52:40{{anchor|21:52:40}}
 I can shoot the main guy.
* 21:52:44{{anchor|21:52:44}}
 Do that.
* 21:52:45{{anchor|21:52:45}}
 So many magic.
* 21:52:46{{anchor|21:52:46}}
 With the DR.
* 21:52:46{{anchor|21:52:46}}
 Can someone use the magic to give me ability,
* 21:52:49{{anchor|21:52:49}}
 like extra damage or no?
* 21:52:52{{anchor|21:52:52}}
 Can we use a DD if I don't have it?
* 21:52:54{{anchor|21:52:54}}
 If someone else uses a DD, can I change my?
* 21:52:56{{anchor|21:52:56}}
 Patron?
* 21:52:57{{anchor|21:52:57}}
 Yeah.
* 21:52:58{{anchor|21:52:58}}
 Can only, if you can,
* 21:52:59{{anchor|21:52:59}}
 I don't know, it depends on their question.
* 21:53:00{{anchor|21:53:00}}
 I shared my patron with everyone to get their sleep.
* 21:53:04{{anchor|21:53:04}}
 Depends on everyone.
* 21:53:05{{anchor|21:53:05}}
 I don't have one.
* 21:53:06{{anchor|21:53:06}}
 I think Zim.
* 21:53:07{{anchor|21:53:07}}
 I don't have one to give you.
* 21:53:08{{anchor|21:53:08}}
 We have a patron.
* 21:53:09{{anchor|21:53:09}}
 Zim and Brian have, oh nevermind.
* 21:53:12{{anchor|21:53:12}}
 Yes, I have a patron.
* 21:53:14{{anchor|21:53:14}}
 Zim does.
* 21:53:16{{anchor|21:53:16}}
 Do you want to use it right now?
* 21:53:16{{anchor|21:53:16}}
 Or do you want to save it?
* 21:53:17{{anchor|21:53:17}}
 I don't know.
* 21:53:18{{anchor|21:53:18}}
 I don't know how I would use it.
* 21:53:19{{anchor|21:53:19}}
 I'm still on the ground.
* 21:53:21{{anchor|21:53:21}}
 He's unconscious.
* 21:53:22{{anchor|21:53:22}}
 Not unconscious.
* 21:53:23{{anchor|21:53:23}}
 Oh, he's not unconscious.
* 21:53:24{{anchor|21:53:24}}
 Oh, you're awake.
* 21:53:25{{anchor|21:53:25}}
 He's not up 19.
* 21:53:26{{anchor|21:53:26}}
 Oh, so you can talk to the patron.
* 21:53:28{{anchor|21:53:28}}
 You can like.
* 21:53:29{{anchor|21:53:29}}
 I have no idea what to ask him.
* 21:53:32{{anchor|21:53:32}}
 Oh, you could potentially give me
* 21:53:36{{anchor|21:53:36}}
 Holly and bludgeoning like John had.
* 21:53:39{{anchor|21:53:39}}
 I thought you were to got that.
* 21:53:40{{anchor|21:53:40}}
 What?
* 21:53:41{{anchor|21:53:41}}
 No, that's John got that.
* 21:53:42{{anchor|21:53:42}}
 Oh, okay.
* 21:53:43{{anchor|21:53:43}}
 Because he in fuck his.
* 21:53:44{{anchor|21:53:44}}
 Because I'm still shooting at DR.
* 21:53:47{{anchor|21:53:47}}
 I don't know if that would.
* 21:53:49{{anchor|21:53:49}}
 You could ask for all of his arrows
* 21:53:51{{anchor|21:53:51}}
 to be turned into blunts.
* 21:53:53{{anchor|21:53:53}}
 At least that, and Holly.
* 21:53:56{{anchor|21:53:56}}
 Blunts.
* 21:53:57{{anchor|21:53:57}}
 But they'd have to be blood and holy
* 21:53:58{{anchor|21:53:58}}
 for it to be worth it.
* 21:54:00{{anchor|21:54:00}}
 Yeah, they hold it already.
* 21:54:01{{anchor|21:54:01}}
 No, they are just paying.
* 21:54:02{{anchor|21:54:02}}
 Bane and death.
* 21:54:04{{anchor|21:54:04}}
 I mean, he did exact same for John.
* 21:54:06{{anchor|21:54:06}}
 We're asking whether he can do the same thing.
* 21:54:08{{anchor|21:54:08}}
 Someone else.
* 21:54:09{{anchor|21:54:09}}
 So someone else's patron.
* 21:54:11{{anchor|21:54:11}}
 Oh, no, it's his.
* 21:54:13{{anchor|21:54:13}}
 But I don't know how I could say patron.
* 21:54:17{{anchor|21:54:17}}
 Help that guy over.
* 21:54:18{{anchor|21:54:18}}
 This guy's a good friend of mine.
* 21:54:19{{anchor|21:54:19}}
 I want you to meet him.
* 21:54:20{{anchor|21:54:20}}
 I mean, the same way my family.
* 21:54:22{{anchor|21:54:22}}
 How do you guys think about all of you?
* 21:54:24{{anchor|21:54:24}}
 Alistair and he's thinking about you,
* 21:54:26{{anchor|21:54:26}}
 but he's just following a different guy.
* 21:54:27{{anchor|21:54:27}}
 He just needs a little bit.
* 21:54:29{{anchor|21:54:29}}
 No, to be fair.
* 21:54:30{{anchor|21:54:30}}
 If we use the revive.
* 21:54:32{{anchor|21:54:32}}
 Oh, you can say I want to survive.
* 21:54:34{{anchor|21:54:34}}
 And then patron is like, okay, what's the best thing
* 21:54:35{{anchor|21:54:35}}
 we can do to make the thought of us survive?
* 21:54:38{{anchor|21:54:38}}
 For a thousand, we don't automatically get to stand up.
* 21:54:40{{anchor|21:54:40}}
 A thousand.
* 21:54:41{{anchor|21:54:41}}
 It brings you back to life completely.
* 21:54:43{{anchor|21:54:43}}
 Full health and everything.
* 21:54:44{{anchor|21:54:44}}
 I thought you said we couldn't use it.
* 21:54:46{{anchor|21:54:46}}
 You can.
* 21:54:46{{anchor|21:54:46}}
 Full health, but what about research?
* 21:54:48{{anchor|21:54:48}}
 That's fine, I'm good with full health.
* 21:54:49{{anchor|21:54:49}}
 Here's what he asked.
* 21:54:50{{anchor|21:54:50}}
 He said if we use a revive,
* 21:54:52{{anchor|21:54:52}}
 does it magically stand your character up
* 21:54:54{{anchor|21:54:54}}
 so you don't have to spend a movement action?
* 21:54:55{{anchor|21:54:55}}
 That's not what I meant.
* 21:54:56{{anchor|21:54:56}}
 That's what he asked.
* 21:54:57{{anchor|21:54:57}}
 Oh.
* 21:54:57{{anchor|21:54:57}}
 And the answer is no, it doesn't.
* 21:54:59{{anchor|21:54:59}}
 No, no, that's fine.
* 21:55:00{{anchor|21:55:00}}
 Do you get it off your back?
* 21:55:00{{anchor|21:55:00}}
 That makes sense.
* 21:55:01{{anchor|21:55:01}}
 That makes sense.
* 21:55:02{{anchor|21:55:02}}
 Rested.
* 21:55:03{{anchor|21:55:03}}
 Yes, fully rested and the next level.
* 21:55:04{{anchor|21:55:04}}
 Your rejuvenation actually advances you in levels.
* 21:55:07{{anchor|21:55:07}}
 Oh, shit.
* 21:55:08{{anchor|21:55:08}}
 All right, do we have any, can we do that or no?
* 21:55:10{{anchor|21:55:10}}
 What's the question?
* 21:55:11{{anchor|21:55:11}}
 Can his patron allow me to have a blunt weapon?
* 21:55:14{{anchor|21:55:14}}
 This is what we do.
* 21:55:15{{anchor|21:55:15}}
 How would it come to that?
* 21:55:16{{anchor|21:55:16}}
 Just blunt weapon.
* 21:55:17{{anchor|21:55:17}}
 Our most powerful person is going to revive
* 21:55:19{{anchor|21:55:19}}
 three types of weapons.
* 21:55:21{{anchor|21:55:21}}
 Blunt will help.
* 21:55:21{{anchor|21:55:21}}
 Get a three level up.
* 21:55:23{{anchor|21:55:23}}
 The John horse.
* 21:55:24{{anchor|21:55:24}}
 Triple level.
* 21:55:24{{anchor|21:55:24}}
 I'm gonna enter, I'm gonna burn the.
* 21:55:28{{anchor|21:55:28}}
 Oh, you would like me to mark something for you
* 21:55:30{{anchor|21:55:30}}
 and invoke patron?
* 21:55:31{{anchor|21:55:31}}
 Yeah.
* 21:55:32{{anchor|21:55:32}}
 All right, I'm using my not 20 on the big guy on the lich.
* 21:55:34{{anchor|21:55:34}}
 I just updated it.
* 21:55:36{{anchor|21:55:36}}
 You are updating yours now.
* 21:55:38{{anchor|21:55:38}}
 I'm lowering with inspiration to confirm.
* 21:55:43{{anchor|21:55:43}}
 I'm just saying, I think the better plan
* 21:55:45{{anchor|21:55:45}}
 was chopping John's head off as a horse
* 21:55:47{{anchor|21:55:47}}
 and flying it over there and reviving him
* 21:55:49{{anchor|21:55:49}}
 with a level up on the tower top.
* 21:55:51{{anchor|21:55:51}}
 Well, that was a different type of plan.
* 21:55:54{{anchor|21:55:54}}
 I mean, I think we're all kind of semi into that plan.
* 21:56:01{{anchor|21:56:01}}
 And I'm not saying we ever get that
* 21:56:03{{anchor|21:56:03}}
 in the game called Evercrust.
* 21:56:04{{anchor|21:56:04}}
 Where we would kill players and drag them through.
* 21:56:06{{anchor|21:56:06}}
 We had plus 13.
* 21:56:07{{anchor|21:56:07}}
 What do you need?
* 21:56:08{{anchor|21:56:08}}
 14 ever did that.
* 21:56:09{{anchor|21:56:09}}
 14 plus.
* 21:56:10{{anchor|21:56:10}}
 Drag the corpse around.
* 21:56:11{{anchor|21:56:11}}
 That's a big roll.
* 21:56:12{{anchor|21:56:12}}
 He needs a 14.
* 21:56:13{{anchor|21:56:13}}
 He's only two dice.
* 21:56:14{{anchor|21:56:14}}
 Oh, I rolled 11.
* 21:56:15{{anchor|21:56:15}}
 So it's just a regular hit.
* 21:56:16{{anchor|21:56:16}}
 Good.
* 21:56:17{{anchor|21:56:17}}
 The non critical hit.
* 21:56:18{{anchor|21:56:18}}
 Oh, hold on.
* 21:56:19{{anchor|21:56:19}}
 Okay, here we go.
* 21:56:20{{anchor|21:56:20}}
 Perfect strike.
* 21:56:21{{anchor|21:56:21}}
 Wait, the plus two.
* 21:56:23{{anchor|21:56:23}}
 I did.
* 21:56:23{{anchor|21:56:23}}
 Wait, the plus 20.
* 21:56:24{{anchor|21:56:24}}
 There's a plus two.
* 21:56:25{{anchor|21:56:25}}
 We forgot the plus 20.
* 21:56:26{{anchor|21:56:26}}
 Oh yeah, I know.
* 21:56:27{{anchor|21:56:27}}
 The other thing.
* 21:56:29{{anchor|21:56:29}}
 Plus one billion.
* 21:56:30{{anchor|21:56:30}}
 Perfect strike doesn't work here.
* 21:56:32{{anchor|21:56:32}}
 All right, because it's a confirmation.
* 21:56:33{{anchor|21:56:33}}
 Very well.
* 21:56:34{{anchor|21:56:34}}
 All right, regular hit.
* 21:56:36{{anchor|21:56:36}}
 Regular hit, here we go.
* 21:56:37{{anchor|21:56:37}}
 Damage time.
* 21:56:39{{anchor|21:56:39}}
 Hammer time.
* 21:56:43{{anchor|21:56:43}}
 Stop.
* 21:56:45{{anchor|21:56:45}}
 Collaborate and listen.
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 Ice.
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 Ice, ice.
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 22 damage.
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 Unmitigated.
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 Unmitigated.
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 22 damage.
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 The Lich has taken.
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 57.
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 Ah, he responds in anger.
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 His blue white eyes pierce your soul
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 as his next target has been confirmed.
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 Then I'm rolling with the doom.
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 Oh, now he's angry.
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 With the doom.
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 I know that you would have the audacity
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 to think you could strike him with the doom.
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 Miss, and I am not one, I miss.
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 Okay, here you go.
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 And I'm five feet away into the bushes.
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 Do you have cover?
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 He's gonna burn those bushes down.
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 I have cover?
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 You have cover?
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 In bushes, next to the trees.
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 I feel like I wouldn't have got.
* 21:57:31{{anchor|21:57:31}}
 You still feel as though the Lich's eyes are fixed to you.
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 Even though you're behind a bush.
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 Almost if he has life sense.
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 I'm fine with life sense, but do I get cover?
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 Because cover is just, it gives me AC.
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 The bush is not that big to give you cover.
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 It's like a giant tree.
* 21:57:47{{anchor|21:57:47}}
 It looks like a tree, not a bush.
* 21:57:49{{anchor|21:57:49}}
 You said bush though.
* 21:57:50{{anchor|21:57:50}}
 I mean. There are no bushes.
* 21:57:52{{anchor|21:57:52}}
 Sure. Tree.
* 21:57:53{{anchor|21:57:53}}
 Where is this? Let me see.
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 Right here.
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 No, you look like you're completely open.
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 Remember how in your campaign next to a tree,
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 you get soft covers?
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 He always said.
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 You're not even on the tree.
* 21:58:02{{anchor|21:58:02}}
 Yeah, but you're not behind the tree.
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 I'm touching the base of the tree.
* 21:58:04{{anchor|21:58:04}}
 That's not in the trees.
* 21:58:06{{anchor|21:58:06}}
 Okay.
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 I would agree from the same go,
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 you don't look like you're behind the tree.
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 It's not behind the tree.
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 You look like you're.
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 In his campaign, he says,
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 if you're next to the trees, you get soft.
* 21:58:16{{anchor|21:58:16}}
 So your character does believe though, that he has cover.
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 I mean, if we don't want a consistency between.
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 What do you mean?
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 I want you to have a stick in each hand with leaves on it.
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 Every single time you're playing.
* 21:58:28{{anchor|21:58:28}}
 Monsters are next to a tree.
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 They have soft cover.
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 I will give you cover.
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 I'll give you cover.
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 I'll give you cover.
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 Look at the other head you're talking about.
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 You get plus four to AC.
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 You have cover.
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 Your AC is now plus four.
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 And it's hardened, so it's deflection 20.
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 I also have a, yeah.
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 What else do you have?
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 You don't have cover.
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 You practically petrified.
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 We want a hundred percent concealment.
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 Come one with the tree.
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 Are you like the camouflage octopus?
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 When you get next to the tree, you just blend in.
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 Hey, I'm just going to highlight.
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 You can't see me.
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 I just want to highlight the consistency.
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 I have a tree.
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 There's a rainbow on your face.
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 I have a tree.
* 21:59:03{{anchor|21:59:03}}
 I'm just saying whenever you play with your monsters
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 and they're next to the tree,
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 they're magically all have concealment.
* 21:59:08{{anchor|21:59:08}}
 Just realize you're talking to a tree right now.
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 Oh, oh, sorry.
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 Wait, wait.
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 I cannot hear you.
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 I don't have ears.
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 I'm dressing.
* 21:59:17{{anchor|21:59:17}}
 Okay.
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 I'll be inside dressing.
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 Yeah.
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 That's right.
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 It takes you a while.
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 Yeah.
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 It takes you a while.
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 It doesn't have license.
* 21:59:28{{anchor|21:59:28}}
 It doesn't have.
* 21:59:29{{anchor|21:59:29}}
 What kind of armor are you wearing?
* 21:59:30{{anchor|21:59:30}}
 Okay.
* 21:59:31{{anchor|21:59:31}}
 Bracers.
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 Me.
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 I can just like.
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 I'm going to pop.
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 I'm going to do a potion.
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 It takes me like 10 minutes.
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 Drink my bull strength.
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 Cause I have.
* 21:59:40{{anchor|21:59:40}}
 Oh no, that's, that's all right.
* 21:59:41{{anchor|21:59:41}}
 That's a spell.
* 21:59:42{{anchor|21:59:42}}
 I'm casting my bull strength.
* 21:59:44{{anchor|21:59:44}}
 All right.
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 Your muscles grow as large as a bull and you shrink.
* 21:59:51{{anchor|21:59:51}}
 And he shrinks.
* 21:59:52{{anchor|21:59:52}}
 Why?
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 Because he's got a curse on it.
* 21:59:55{{anchor|21:59:55}}
 That every time he cast a spell, he's right.
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 Take 10 D 10.
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 10 D 10.
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 The chat's cracking me.
* 22:00:04{{anchor|22:00:04}}
 And mall.
* 22:00:05{{anchor|22:00:05}}
 Yeah.
* 22:00:06{{anchor|22:00:06}}
 Wait.
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 Oh, that's my word.
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 That's straight.
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 Instantly.
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 Yeah.
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 I'm so.
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 I am so.
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 I am so.
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 I am so.
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 I am so.
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 I am so.
* 22:00:16{{anchor|22:00:16}}
 10 10.
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 What are you trying to do?
* 22:00:20{{anchor|22:00:20}}
 You're shrinking
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 We don't know how much I try.
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 I thought it was add up 10 D 10
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 9%.
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 90 oh, 60.
* 22:00:28{{anchor|22:00:28}}
 Oh 10.
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 Can you keep going?
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 You got 10 times.
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 Oh no.
* 22:00:32{{anchor|22:00:32}}
 10 total times.
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 why 10
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 Why can't I just,
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 you adding all up.
* 22:00:36{{anchor|22:00:36}}
 And that's the percentage you shrink by.
* 22:00:37{{anchor|22:00:37}}
 So if you get 200%,
* 22:00:39{{anchor|22:00:39}}
 you shrink by 200%.
* 22:00:40{{anchor|22:00:40}}
 Oh yeah forget to shrink
* 22:00:41{{anchor|22:00:41}}
 I rolled 90.
* 22:00:42{{anchor|22:00:42}}
 So now you roll nine more times
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 and add those all together.
* 22:00:45{{anchor|22:00:45}}
 And that's the percentage you shrink.
* 22:00:46{{anchor|22:00:46}}
 Well, it's not.
* 22:00:47{{anchor|22:00:47}}
 It's not.
* 22:00:48{{anchor|22:00:48}}
 It's not.
* 22:00:49{{anchor|22:00:49}}
 It's not.
* 22:00:50{{anchor|22:00:50}}
 It doesn't 100.
* 22:00:51{{anchor|22:00:51}}
 Don't know.
* 22:00:52{{anchor|22:00:52}}
 Just roll 10 to 10.
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 So you got a nine on one.
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 No, that wasn't.
* 22:00:56{{anchor|22:00:56}}
 No, that wasn't roll.
* 22:00:59{{anchor|22:00:59}}
 Half of that had to be a roll.
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 Where are the cats?
* 22:01:03{{anchor|22:01:03}}
 I don't know, where are they?
* 22:01:05{{anchor|22:01:05}}
 Three.
* 22:01:07{{anchor|22:01:07}}
 Four, five.
* 22:01:08{{anchor|22:01:08}}
 And I can summon them.
* 22:01:10{{anchor|22:01:10}}
 Summon the Chungies.
* 22:01:12{{anchor|22:01:12}}
 Four, yep, six more.
* 22:01:18{{anchor|22:01:18}}
 What was that?
* 22:01:19{{anchor|22:01:19}}
 15.
* 22:01:20{{anchor|22:01:20}}
 I wasn't at 15.
* 22:01:21{{anchor|22:01:21}}
 You were at 15.
* 22:01:22{{anchor|22:01:22}}
 I was at 10.
* 22:01:23{{anchor|22:01:23}}
 You had five plus 10.
* 22:01:23{{anchor|22:01:23}}
 You rolled a 10 last time.
* 22:01:24{{anchor|22:01:24}}
 It was two, three.
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 That one wasn't, that wasn't.
* 22:01:28{{anchor|22:01:28}}
 No, no, the third roll was 10.
* 22:01:29{{anchor|22:01:29}}
 What was the third roll?
* 22:01:30{{anchor|22:01:30}}
 See, now I don't have to argue with them.
* 22:01:32{{anchor|22:01:32}}
 We can argue amongst ourselves.
* 22:01:34{{anchor|22:01:34}}
 Five.
* 22:01:35{{anchor|22:01:35}}
 I know you didn't even need to argue with them.
* 22:01:36{{anchor|22:01:36}}
 This is absolutely not panic argument
* 22:01:39{{anchor|22:01:39}}
 before the plane crashes into the grass.
* 22:01:42{{anchor|22:01:42}}
 Ugh.
* 22:01:44{{anchor|22:01:44}}
 It is not that.
* 22:01:45{{anchor|22:01:45}}
 It's not that.
* 22:01:46{{anchor|22:01:46}}
 Maybe we should throw some wild magic in here.
* 22:01:49{{anchor|22:01:49}}
 Everyone has some.
* 22:01:50{{anchor|22:01:50}}
 I don't know why 10 instead of 40.
* 22:01:53{{anchor|22:01:53}}
 It's because we made it more 10.
* 22:01:55{{anchor|22:01:55}}
 Next round, starting with me.
* 22:01:56{{anchor|22:01:56}}
 That'll do.
* 22:01:57{{anchor|22:01:57}}
 Okay, it's small.
* 22:01:58{{anchor|22:01:58}}
 We have a lot that we need to do, so.
* 22:02:00{{anchor|22:02:00}}
 Very well.
* 22:02:01{{anchor|22:02:01}}
 Six.
* 22:02:02{{anchor|22:02:02}}
 46.
* 22:02:02{{anchor|22:02:02}}
 Like zero for three this morning.
* 22:02:04{{anchor|22:02:04}}
 44.
* 22:02:06{{anchor|22:02:06}}
 You shrink by 44%.
* 22:02:08{{anchor|22:02:08}}
 So not.
* 22:02:11{{anchor|22:02:11}}
 So you are now small size category.
* 22:02:14{{anchor|22:02:14}}
 Yeah.
* 22:02:15{{anchor|22:02:15}}
 Mess everything up.
* 22:02:16{{anchor|22:02:16}}
 Go get a little small token.
* 22:02:18{{anchor|22:02:18}}
 Apply size adjustment in adjustments.
* 22:02:20{{anchor|22:02:20}}
 Yeah.
* 22:02:21{{anchor|22:02:21}}
 Okay.
* 22:02:22{{anchor|22:02:22}}
 My next really brutal question.
* 22:02:24{{anchor|22:02:24}}
 Or actually apply reduced person.
* 22:02:25{{anchor|22:02:25}}
 That'll be the same.
* 22:02:26{{anchor|22:02:26}}
 All right, ready?
* 22:02:27{{anchor|22:02:27}}
 Ready.
* 22:02:28{{anchor|22:02:28}}
 Does his gear shrink with him?
* 22:02:30{{anchor|22:02:30}}
 Yeah.
* 22:02:31{{anchor|22:02:31}}
 Okay.
* 22:02:31{{anchor|22:02:31}}
 So it's not just a little guy at all, his clothes fall off.
* 22:02:34{{anchor|22:02:34}}
 And he's like pushing his clothes.
* 22:02:39{{anchor|22:02:39}}
 I'm gonna treat it as though it's his equipment shrinks.
* 22:02:44{{anchor|22:02:44}}
 Okay.
* 22:02:45{{anchor|22:02:45}}
 So that's a lock the denied.
* 22:02:46{{anchor|22:02:46}}
 We've already got one naked person.
* 22:02:48{{anchor|22:02:48}}
 We don't need to.
* 22:02:49{{anchor|22:02:49}}
 No more dwarf dwarf size.
* 22:02:53{{anchor|22:02:53}}
 So maybe we just.
* 22:02:54{{anchor|22:02:54}}
 No dwarfs are medium still, right?
* 22:02:59{{anchor|22:02:59}}
 Dwarfs are medium.
* 22:03:00{{anchor|22:03:00}}
 Yeah.
* 22:03:01{{anchor|22:03:01}}
 Halflings.
* 22:03:02{{anchor|22:03:02}}
 Halflings are small.
* 22:03:03{{anchor|22:03:03}}
 I'm just five six.
* 22:03:04{{anchor|22:03:04}}
 The light packs in.
* 22:03:05{{anchor|22:03:05}}
 This is some shit.
* 22:03:06{{anchor|22:03:06}}
 They only wear their clerks.
* 22:03:08{{anchor|22:03:08}}
 I'm just kidding.
* 22:03:09{{anchor|22:03:09}}
 Three.
* 22:03:10{{anchor|22:03:10}}
 Wait, I don't like where this is going.
* 22:03:13{{anchor|22:03:13}}
 Three six.
* 22:03:13{{anchor|22:03:13}}
 I heal 19.
* 22:03:14{{anchor|22:03:14}}
 Small.
* 22:03:16{{anchor|22:03:16}}
 Three foot six inches is roughly the size of a halfling.
* 22:03:22{{anchor|22:03:22}}
 Hey, you take that back and chat right now.
* 22:03:24{{anchor|22:03:24}}
 What'd they say?
* 22:03:26{{anchor|22:03:26}}
 They said the horse must die.
* 22:03:28{{anchor|22:03:28}}
 What?
* 22:03:29{{anchor|22:03:29}}
 The horse must die.
* 22:03:31{{anchor|22:03:31}}
 Yeah, don't you have a horse tar?
* 22:03:33{{anchor|22:03:33}}
 Oh, it's cause they don't like the toner.
* 22:03:35{{anchor|22:03:35}}
 It's a glue factory.
* 22:03:38{{anchor|22:03:38}}
 You said I'll be able to do that in spells.
* 22:03:40{{anchor|22:03:40}}
 Yeah, reduce person.
* 22:03:41{{anchor|22:03:41}}
 Reduce person.
* 22:03:43{{anchor|22:03:43}}
 Okay.
* 22:03:43{{anchor|22:03:43}}
 Desolock.
* 22:03:45{{anchor|22:03:45}}
 I heal for 19.
* 22:03:47{{anchor|22:03:47}}
 And then fly over behind the building.
* 22:03:49{{anchor|22:03:49}}
 Fly over here.
* 22:03:50{{anchor|22:03:50}}
 Preparing my moment.
* 22:03:53{{anchor|22:03:53}}
 To off a strike.
* 22:03:54{{anchor|22:03:54}}
 Rylis the horse tar.
* 22:03:57{{anchor|22:03:57}}
 King of the horse tar people.
* 22:03:59{{anchor|22:03:59}}
 Get him.
* 22:04:00{{anchor|22:04:00}}
 I'm gonna take my nap.
* 22:04:01{{anchor|22:04:01}}
 Okay.
* 22:04:02{{anchor|22:04:02}}
 Yeah.
* 22:04:04{{anchor|22:04:04}}
 I'm gonna use it.
* 22:04:04{{anchor|22:04:04}}
 Okay, you used a nat one.
* 22:04:05{{anchor|22:04:05}}
 One of your attacks is now nat one.
* 22:04:07{{anchor|22:04:07}}
 Okay, so now I can use my nat one.
* 22:04:09{{anchor|22:04:09}}
 Yep.
* 22:04:10{{anchor|22:04:10}}
 You have any nat 20?
* 22:04:11{{anchor|22:04:11}}
 You're using a nat one right now?
* 22:04:12{{anchor|22:04:12}}
 Just focus on the lich.
* 22:04:15{{anchor|22:04:15}}
 Oh, John, you have another nat 20.
* 22:04:17{{anchor|22:04:17}}
 And here's another one.
* 22:04:18{{anchor|22:04:18}}
 Nat 20.
* 22:04:18{{anchor|22:04:18}}
 Yeah, I have a nat 20, so.
* 22:04:19{{anchor|22:04:19}}
 Yeah, he has a nat 20 and he has a nat 20.
* 22:04:20{{anchor|22:04:20}}
 Roll to confirm the nat 20.
* 22:04:22{{anchor|22:04:22}}
 Hold on, use your inspiration too.
* 22:04:24{{anchor|22:04:24}}
 Okay.
* 22:04:25{{anchor|22:04:25}}
 Oh, he does have five inspiration.
* 22:04:27{{anchor|22:04:27}}
 I think I can.
* 22:04:28{{anchor|22:04:28}}
 Yeah, he has like five.
* 22:04:30{{anchor|22:04:30}}
 Okay.
* 22:04:31{{anchor|22:04:31}}
 He has four now.
* 22:04:33{{anchor|22:04:33}}
 If he uses it.
* 22:04:34{{anchor|22:04:34}}
 27.
* 22:04:35{{anchor|22:04:35}}
 Hit 27.
* 22:04:36{{anchor|22:04:36}}
 Exactly what you need.
* 22:04:37{{anchor|22:04:37}}
 So you're gonna firm crit.
* 22:04:38{{anchor|22:04:38}}
 Use the charbo.
* 22:04:39{{anchor|22:04:39}}
 Critical roll your critical damage.
* 22:04:41{{anchor|22:04:41}}
 Charbo or longbow?
* 22:04:42{{anchor|22:04:42}}
 Charbo is time to do charbro.
* 22:04:43{{anchor|22:04:43}}
 Oh my God.
* 22:04:44{{anchor|22:04:44}}
 Time to do.
* 22:04:45{{anchor|22:04:45}}
 Zim.
* 22:04:46{{anchor|22:04:46}}
 You have a casual amount of nat 20s.
* 22:04:48{{anchor|22:04:48}}
 Wait, hold on.
* 22:04:51{{anchor|22:04:51}}
 2d8.
* 22:04:52{{anchor|22:04:52}}
 Hold on, let me do this.
* 22:04:53{{anchor|22:04:53}}
 You only like have seven.
* 22:04:55{{anchor|22:04:55}}
 I'm gonna do eight.
* 22:04:56{{anchor|22:04:56}}
 Right here.
* 22:04:56{{anchor|22:04:56}}
 Hold on.
* 22:04:57{{anchor|22:04:57}}
 It's not enough.
* 22:04:58{{anchor|22:04:58}}
 You just need to like throw a rock at them.
* 22:04:59{{anchor|22:04:59}}
 Plus 30.
* 22:05:00{{anchor|22:05:00}}
 Well, first I need to get up and into the game.
* 22:05:03{{anchor|22:05:03}}
 The lich takes 35 damage from John's critical threat.
* 22:05:08{{anchor|22:05:08}}
 Nice.
* 22:05:08{{anchor|22:05:08}}
 Liches.
* 22:05:09{{anchor|22:05:09}}
 As he lets loose an arrow.
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 Just one little arrow.
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 It finds its way.
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 35.
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 Straight through the throat of the lich.
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 35.
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 35.
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 He's at 92.
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 Is he bloodied?
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 Did he cry out in pain?
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 Amazingly enough,
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 a part of his transformation into a lich
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 required that portions of his internal organs be removed.
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 Ew.
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 So he didn't flinch.
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 And hid in a phylactery.
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 Somewhere you presume likely inside the tower itself.
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 Kept secret, kept safe from people like you.
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 So when the arrow pierces his throat,
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 you see nothing but a hollow space
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 where once resided his apple.
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 You're gonna have to fly into the tower
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 and find the lich's heart.
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 Okay, I'm on it.
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 You don't see,
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 Steven is the tower.
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 The tower is a mimic.
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 Yes, it is a mimic.
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 Okay, that is Rylos.
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 Well done.
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 Ishmael.
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 Call me Ishmael.
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 So does that mean he's removed?
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 No, he's still alive.
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 No, I thought he was...
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 He's a lich.
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 He's a lich now with an empty neck.
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 Yes.
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 I'm gonna burn a revive.
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 Stand up.
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 Okay.
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 We're gonna use a revive and then you're gonna stand up.
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 I'm gonna do something.
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 You can't stand up if you use the revive.
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 It's a full round action.
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 Standing up is a full round action.
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 No, standing up is a movement action,
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 but you consume it during the revive.
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 But you can do other stuff while you're just laying there.
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 No, the full round action.
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 It's a full round action to revive.
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 Just to revive, just give it a turn.
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 Oh, you still get a five foot step if you were standing.
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 And if you had any swift actions, you could use those.
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 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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 Like, you could use swift actions.
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 It's just earlier you said, when you use a revive,
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 you come back with a full round action.
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 As a full round action.
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 Oh.
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 With full HP.
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 Yeah, you come back fully healed and everything.
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 But I can't do anything.
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 Yeah, you're just laying there, full HP.
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 Does he come back?
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 Are you dead?
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 He was.
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 No, I was at negative two.
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 Oh, you can't do it.
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 Somebody else has to do it.
* 22:07:21{{anchor|22:07:21}}
 What?
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 So it takes a full round action to use a revive.
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 And because you're unconscious, you can't do that.
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 Okay.
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 But if I get revived by someone else, then I.
* 22:07:31{{anchor|22:07:31}}
 Then you'll come back fully healed and ready to go.
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 Okay.
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 Oh, wait.
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 I got you.
* 22:07:37{{anchor|22:07:37}}
 So he can't use the revive?
* 22:07:38{{anchor|22:07:38}}
 Not if you're unconscious.
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 Okay, I guess I'm skipping.
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 But that's too fair.
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 That statement is, if you are alive,
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 then you don't need to revive.
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 No, you can cast on the other party members.
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 It's like an ability.
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 I mean, just bonk me for a second.
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 What's the range?
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 The range is vision.
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 Oh, okay.
* 22:07:57{{anchor|22:07:57}}
 Oh, wait, you see the one that's lying down
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 right next to me?
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 Yeah.
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 I can do it.
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 So you should know, have the cat do it.
* 22:08:03{{anchor|22:08:03}}
 Oh yeah, cat can do it.
* 22:08:04{{anchor|22:08:04}}
 Cat can do it.
* 22:08:05{{anchor|22:08:05}}
 Okay, fine, the cat can revive.
* 22:08:06{{anchor|22:08:06}}
 And I can tell the cat to do it.
* 22:08:07{{anchor|22:08:07}}
 Because cat didn't do anything this round.
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 He'll make paw.
* 22:08:10{{anchor|22:08:10}}
 What's the cat's name?
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 Very nice.
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 Allie.
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 Allie the reviver.
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 This shall be fence for the known.
* 22:08:16{{anchor|22:08:16}}
 Okay.
* 22:08:17{{anchor|22:08:17}}
 Odette.
* 22:08:18{{anchor|22:08:18}}
 Wait, no.
* 22:08:19{{anchor|22:08:19}}
 Wait, wait, wait.
* 22:08:20{{anchor|22:08:20}}
 If cat didn't move you.
* 22:08:21{{anchor|22:08:21}}
 So the cat's on hold action.
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 Yeah, cat didn't do it.
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 Do it now.
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 Do it now.
* 22:08:25{{anchor|22:08:25}}
 What?
* 22:08:26{{anchor|22:08:26}}
 What do you mean the cat's on hold?
* 22:08:27{{anchor|22:08:27}}
 Cat hasn't done anything.
* 22:08:27{{anchor|22:08:27}}
 It's been on hold action this whole time,
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 guarding its master.
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 Go.
* 22:08:31{{anchor|22:08:31}}
 Cat.
* 22:08:32{{anchor|22:08:32}}
 You cannot separate the initiative
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 of the summon and its player.
* 22:08:36{{anchor|22:08:36}}
 Did, does cat leave?
* 22:08:37{{anchor|22:08:37}}
 So either he holds as well, or the cat goes.
* 22:08:41{{anchor|22:08:41}}
 I mean, we didn't know that he can revive him.
* 22:08:43{{anchor|22:08:43}}
 I can revive the entire time.
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 I'll let you retro it.
* 22:08:47{{anchor|22:08:47}}
 If the cat didn't do anything,
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 you can allow it to revive somebody.
* 22:08:50{{anchor|22:08:50}}
 Revive.
* 22:08:51{{anchor|22:08:51}}
 Yeah, he's just chilling and doing it.
* 22:08:52{{anchor|22:08:52}}
 All right.
* 22:08:53{{anchor|22:08:53}}
 Let's revive.
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 You have full action.
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 Go.
* 22:08:56{{anchor|22:08:56}}
 Hey, Ishmael, they call you Ishmael.
* 22:08:58{{anchor|22:08:58}}
 Hmm.
* 22:08:59{{anchor|22:08:59}}
 Look, we're back again.
* 22:09:01{{anchor|22:09:01}}
 We back.
* 22:09:02{{anchor|22:09:02}}
 Do you want to revive somebody?
* 22:09:04{{anchor|22:09:04}}
 Well, yeah.
* 22:09:07{{anchor|22:09:07}}
 Oh yeah, you can revive.
* 22:09:08{{anchor|22:09:08}}
 By the way, he was only at negative two.
* 22:09:09{{anchor|22:09:09}}
 He wasn't even dead.
* 22:09:11{{anchor|22:09:11}}
 Yeah, you can revive.
* 22:09:11{{anchor|22:09:11}}
 You can just revive.
* 22:09:12{{anchor|22:09:12}}
 He needed a full restore.
* 22:09:13{{anchor|22:09:13}}
 You can't be revived.
* 22:09:16{{anchor|22:09:16}}
 No.
* 22:09:16{{anchor|22:09:16}}
 You're not dead.
* 22:09:18{{anchor|22:09:18}}
 Cat, kill him.
* 22:09:19{{anchor|22:09:19}}
 Reset.
* 22:09:20{{anchor|22:09:20}}
 No, I didn't.
* 22:09:21{{anchor|22:09:21}}
 I said when it goes,
* 22:09:22{{anchor|22:09:22}}
 when it revives a dead character,
* 22:09:24{{anchor|22:09:24}}
 you come back fully restored.
* 22:09:24{{anchor|22:09:24}}
 Okay, well, fine.
* 22:09:26{{anchor|22:09:26}}
 The cat revives Maggie.
* 22:09:28{{anchor|22:09:28}}
 Have the cat,
* 22:09:29{{anchor|22:09:29}}
 who is wrong,
* 22:09:30{{anchor|22:09:30}}
 and then revive him. Maggie is not dead.
* 22:09:31{{anchor|22:09:31}}
 She is at negative 10 hit points.
* 22:09:34{{anchor|22:09:34}}
 I think he's changing the rules
* 22:09:36{{anchor|22:09:36}}
 because I'm pretty sure he said that
* 22:09:37{{anchor|22:09:37}}
 we could use the revive to revitalize us.
* 22:09:41{{anchor|22:09:41}}
 No.
* 22:09:42{{anchor|22:09:42}}
 Okay.
* 22:09:43{{anchor|22:09:43}}
 What?
* 22:09:44{{anchor|22:09:44}}
 That's not a revive.
* 22:09:45{{anchor|22:09:45}}
 I definitely remember some sort of random discussion.
* 22:09:48{{anchor|22:09:48}}
 Yeah, yeah.
* 22:09:48{{anchor|22:09:48}}
 Okay, would you like to use your revives
* 22:09:52{{anchor|22:09:52}}
 to fully heal a person instead?
* 22:09:54{{anchor|22:09:54}}
 Not instead.
* 22:09:56{{anchor|22:09:56}}
 In Luma.
* 22:09:57{{anchor|22:09:57}}
 Okay, so you want it to be a flexible ability
* 22:09:59{{anchor|22:09:59}}
 that lets you either revive or heal an individual.
* 22:10:03{{anchor|22:10:03}}
 It is magic.
* 22:10:04{{anchor|22:10:04}}
 It is.
* 22:10:05{{anchor|22:10:05}}
 And it's a thousand-
* 22:10:06{{anchor|22:10:06}}
 We want it to revitalize.
* 22:10:07{{anchor|22:10:07}}
 Yeah.
* 22:10:08{{anchor|22:10:08}}
 Not heal.
* 22:10:09{{anchor|22:10:09}}
 Very well.
* 22:10:10{{anchor|22:10:10}}
 As the Candyland GM that I apparently am.
* 22:10:15{{anchor|22:10:15}}
 Candyland.
* 22:10:16{{anchor|22:10:16}}
 Candyland.
* 22:10:17{{anchor|22:10:17}}
 I will allow you to use a revive ability
* 22:10:24{{anchor|22:10:24}}
 to fully restore the hit points of an individual.
* 22:10:27{{anchor|22:10:27}}
 Mostly dead.
* 22:10:28{{anchor|22:10:28}}
 What I'm really excited about
* 22:10:30{{anchor|22:10:30}}
 is this is now going to be canon in Ashes of Creation.
* 22:10:32{{anchor|22:10:32}}
 Oh yeah.
* 22:10:33{{anchor|22:10:33}}
 Canon-like?
* 22:10:35{{anchor|22:10:35}}
 Yeah.
* 22:10:36{{anchor|22:10:36}}
 You will suffer no risk
* 22:10:38{{anchor|22:10:38}}
 and your reward will still be that sweet.
* 22:10:41{{anchor|22:10:41}}
 Yes.
* 22:10:42{{anchor|22:10:42}}
 Sent no one ever in any virtual world.
* 22:10:45{{anchor|22:10:45}}
 So in Ashes of Creation,
* 22:10:46{{anchor|22:10:46}}
 when you cast a revive on a sick individual,
* 22:10:49{{anchor|22:10:49}}
 the boss you were fighting immediately dies.
* 22:10:51{{anchor|22:10:51}}
 It will fully restore them.
* 22:10:52{{anchor|22:10:52}}
 But wait, but wait.
* 22:10:54{{anchor|22:10:54}}
 Full mana.
* 22:10:55{{anchor|22:10:55}}
 Full health.
* 22:10:55{{anchor|22:10:55}}
 But wait, there's more.
* 22:10:57{{anchor|22:10:57}}
 It will also kill the boss you're fighting immediately.
* 22:11:00{{anchor|22:11:00}}
 No, we agree with that.
* 22:11:01{{anchor|22:11:01}}
 It will cleanse the lands around you for square miles.
* 22:11:05{{anchor|22:11:05}}
 Perfect.
* 22:11:06{{anchor|22:11:06}}
 I love it.
* 22:11:07{{anchor|22:11:07}}
 Let's do that.
* 22:11:08{{anchor|22:11:08}}
 Steven, you sound salty.
* 22:11:10{{anchor|22:11:10}}
 I sound salty?
* 22:11:10{{anchor|22:11:10}}
 Do you want a salty?
* 22:11:11{{anchor|22:11:11}}
 No, no, no, please.
* 22:11:13{{anchor|22:11:13}}
 Let's just change the name of this game.
* 22:11:14{{anchor|22:11:14}}
 It's no longer Ashes of Creation risk versus reward.
* 22:11:18{{anchor|22:11:18}}
 Steven, that's for the children.
* 22:11:18{{anchor|22:11:18}}
 Now it's going to be for the children.
* 22:11:21{{anchor|22:11:21}}
 Yeah.
* 22:11:22{{anchor|22:11:22}}
 And it's called play to win.
* 22:11:25{{anchor|22:11:25}}
 Right.
* 22:11:25{{anchor|22:11:25}}
 They paid $1,000 to give you an OP benefit.
* 22:11:31{{anchor|22:11:31}}
 And it's play to win.
* 22:11:33{{anchor|22:11:33}}
 See, play to win.
* 22:11:34{{anchor|22:11:34}}
 Nope, this is pay to win.
* 22:11:35{{anchor|22:11:35}}
 Nope.
* 22:11:36{{anchor|22:11:36}}
 This is textbook pay to win.
* 22:11:37{{anchor|22:11:37}}
 I'm paying to win right now.
* 22:11:38{{anchor|22:11:38}}
 You only have this ability because it was paid for.
* 22:11:39{{anchor|22:11:39}}
 Yes, yes.
* 22:11:41{{anchor|22:11:41}}
 I just paid to win.
* 22:11:42{{anchor|22:11:42}}
 I stood up and now I'm going to do a...
* 22:11:44{{anchor|22:11:44}}
 You know what?
* 22:11:45{{anchor|22:11:45}}
 If we really want to emulate the other games,
* 22:11:46{{anchor|22:11:46}}
 you don't need an actual GM here.
* 22:11:47{{anchor|22:11:47}}
 Let me just walk away.
* 22:11:48{{anchor|22:11:48}}
 Just submit a ticket for whatever you're going to do.
* 22:11:51{{anchor|22:11:51}}
 I'll be back in three days.
* 22:11:51{{anchor|22:11:51}}
 Okay, I'm glitching the village on the trees
* 22:11:54{{anchor|22:11:54}}
 and killing them.
* 22:11:54{{anchor|22:11:54}}
 No, no, no, you're on the top of the...
* 22:11:57{{anchor|22:11:57}}
 I'm glitching the village on the trees and then killing them.
* 22:11:59{{anchor|22:11:59}}
 I'm sorry, you filled out this customer support ticket
* 22:12:01{{anchor|22:12:01}}
 incorrectly.
* 22:12:02{{anchor|22:12:02}}
 Please resubmit it.
* 22:12:03{{anchor|22:12:03}}
 But you got that response seven days later.
* 22:12:05{{anchor|22:12:05}}
 In email.
* 22:12:07{{anchor|22:12:07}}
 In email.
* 22:12:08{{anchor|22:12:08}}
 To be very fair, Cliff,
* 22:12:09{{anchor|22:12:09}}
 you can use a clipping of the house.
* 22:12:11{{anchor|22:12:11}}
 It's like a rich clipping of the house.
* 22:12:12{{anchor|22:12:12}}
 What did you do?
* 22:12:13{{anchor|22:12:13}}
 That's my wild magic for my turn.
* 22:12:15{{anchor|22:12:15}}
 Okay, at the start of her turn,
* 22:12:17{{anchor|22:12:17}}
 she rolls or she doesn't roll, she's still stable.
* 22:12:20{{anchor|22:12:20}}
 All right.
* 22:12:21{{anchor|22:12:21}}
 Wild magic.
* 22:12:21{{anchor|22:12:21}}
 Oh boy.
* 22:12:23{{anchor|22:12:23}}
 On your turn for this round.
* 22:12:24{{anchor|22:12:24}}
 Oh my God.
* 22:12:26{{anchor|22:12:26}}
 What is it?
* 22:12:28{{anchor|22:12:28}}
 Margaret, roll four D100s.
* 22:12:31{{anchor|22:12:31}}
 Do you want...
* 22:12:32{{anchor|22:12:32}}
 Is double zeroes a thousand?
* 22:12:34{{anchor|22:12:34}}
 No, it's a zero.
* 22:12:35{{anchor|22:12:35}}
 Is it blessed right now or no?
* 22:12:36{{anchor|22:12:36}}
 It's a zero.
* 22:12:37{{anchor|22:12:37}}
 I rolled a one, so I'm at 10 right now.
* 22:12:39{{anchor|22:12:39}}
 I'm going to cast...
* 22:12:41{{anchor|22:12:41}}
 Oh wait, I need to do...
* 22:12:42{{anchor|22:12:42}}
 Bane undead on your book.
* 22:12:45{{anchor|22:12:45}}
 14.
* 22:12:46{{anchor|22:12:46}}
 65.
* 22:12:46{{anchor|22:12:46}}
 So if you roll double zero, zero, and zero,
* 22:12:49{{anchor|22:12:49}}
 that would have been a thousand.
* 22:12:50{{anchor|22:12:50}}
 Okay.
* 22:12:52{{anchor|22:12:52}}
 Do you get the other two?
* 22:12:53{{anchor|22:12:53}}
 I'm tempted to quick channel, but I'll...
* 22:12:55{{anchor|22:12:55}}
 How much, Cliff?
* 22:12:55{{anchor|22:12:55}}
 19, 65, 47.
* 22:12:57{{anchor|22:12:57}}
 You want me to add them?
* 22:12:59{{anchor|22:12:59}}
 No, I don't know.
* 22:13:00{{anchor|22:13:00}}
 65, 47, that's 112 plus 19 is 131.
* 22:13:04{{anchor|22:13:04}}
 Wait, why are you adding stuff?
* 22:13:04{{anchor|22:13:04}}
 One more.
* 22:13:06{{anchor|22:13:06}}
 54.
* 22:13:07{{anchor|22:13:07}}
 No, no, 131 is 185.
* 22:13:09{{anchor|22:13:09}}
 185 graves erupt around you in the local cemeteries.
* 22:13:17{{anchor|22:13:17}}
 You hear moaning as a zombie horde...
* 22:13:21{{anchor|22:13:21}}
 Under her control.
* 22:13:22{{anchor|22:13:22}}
 No, they summit.
* 22:13:24{{anchor|22:13:24}}
 They look towards you with their eyes,
* 22:13:27{{anchor|22:13:27}}
 a deep crimson color,
* 22:13:29{{anchor|22:13:29}}
 and then they look off in the distance
* 22:13:32{{anchor|22:13:32}}
 towards the direction of the capital city.
* 22:13:34{{anchor|22:13:34}}
 They begin to shamble towards it.
* 22:13:36{{anchor|22:13:36}}
 Oh, we're good.
* 22:13:38{{anchor|22:13:38}}
 Oh my God.
* 22:13:39{{anchor|22:13:39}}
 I mean, you don't even understand anything.
* 22:13:41{{anchor|22:13:41}}
 You're still on like that.
* 22:13:42{{anchor|22:13:42}}
 So, Margaret suffered a wild magic effect.
* 22:13:46{{anchor|22:13:46}}
 The effect read,
* 22:13:47{{anchor|22:13:47}}
 4D100 zombies move to attack the nearest city.
* 22:13:56{{anchor|22:13:56}}
 That's like such fitting RP right there.
* 22:13:58{{anchor|22:13:58}}
 That is a fitting RP.
* 22:13:59{{anchor|22:13:59}}
 That's crazy.
* 22:14:00{{anchor|22:14:00}}
 Good job, Maggie.
* 22:14:01{{anchor|22:14:01}}
 You just destroyed the city.
* 22:14:02{{anchor|22:14:02}}
 And it is now their turn.
* 22:14:04{{anchor|22:14:04}}
 Now, their turn.
* 22:14:06{{anchor|22:14:06}}
 Did anybody use a revive on Margaret?
* 22:14:09{{anchor|22:14:09}}
 No.
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 So, we just used the revive effect on Brian
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 and left Margaret at negative 10.
* 22:14:15{{anchor|22:14:15}}
 Brian could have looked at her and say revive.
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 Brian could have done that.
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 No, you have to get in touch.
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 No, you can look.
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 No, you can anything in sight.
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 I'll take care of that.
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 See, I say these things
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 and you guys don't actually hear them.
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 So, how can we trust your understanding
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 of what revive was said?
* 22:14:31{{anchor|22:14:31}}
 No, I said that.
* 22:14:32{{anchor|22:14:32}}
 I clearly said that.
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 You just need to look at them.
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 Okay.
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 I just don't see the advantage of raising her
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 in the middle of eight grappled zombies.
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 So, that they can eat her.
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 I can.
* 22:14:41{{anchor|22:14:41}}
 So, we can waste.
* 22:14:42{{anchor|22:14:42}}
 Yeah, because they should be moving.
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 I'd rather they move and then I revive her first.
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 Fine.
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 Double move all the zombies and surround.
* 22:14:49{{anchor|22:14:49}}
 Who's that person right there?
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 The cat or the horse?
* 22:14:53{{anchor|22:14:53}}
 Oh no.
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 Surround the horse.
* 22:14:55{{anchor|22:14:55}}
 Oh no.
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 He has daggers though.
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 The horse tar.
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 You can finally use your daggers, John.
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 In my head.
* 22:15:03{{anchor|22:15:03}}
 The horse now has two boob attacks and a bite.
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 Oh, that's right.
* 22:15:06{{anchor|22:15:06}}
 That he can use with his dagger.
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 Oh snap.
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 Put Maggie back.
* 22:15:09{{anchor|22:15:09}}
 Oh yeah, that's right.
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 She's a dead person.
* 22:15:12{{anchor|22:15:12}}
 She's not dead.
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 She's resting.
* 22:15:14{{anchor|22:15:14}}
 Yeah, I'm not dead.
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 She's closing her eyes.
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 Taking a little nap, you know?
* 22:15:19{{anchor|22:15:19}}
 Weird, how did this turn red?
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 Like you all did earlier.
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 Oh.
* 22:15:23{{anchor|22:15:23}}
 Uh oh.
* 22:15:24{{anchor|22:15:24}}
 What'd you do?
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 It's a long bow.
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 I just shrunk.
* 22:15:28{{anchor|22:15:28}}
 It's small sized long bow.
* 22:15:29{{anchor|22:15:29}}
 So, just go down.
* 22:15:31{{anchor|22:15:31}}
 Did you ever see the movie Gremlin?
* 22:15:33{{anchor|22:15:33}}
 Re-edit.
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 Did you ever see the movie Gremlin?
* 22:15:36{{anchor|22:15:36}}
 Zim?
* 22:15:37{{anchor|22:15:37}}
 Yes.
* 22:15:38{{anchor|22:15:38}}
 Do you remember when Gizmo grabs the rubber band
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 and paper clips?
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 That's what you have now.
* 22:15:43{{anchor|22:15:43}}
 That's okay.
* 22:15:44{{anchor|22:15:44}}
 Keep it as red.
* 22:15:45{{anchor|22:15:45}}
 All you have to change is the D size goes down by one.
* 22:15:48{{anchor|22:15:48}}
 So, it's not D8 anymore.
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 It's 1D6.
* 22:15:52{{anchor|22:15:52}}
 Okay, the lich.
* 22:15:54{{anchor|22:15:54}}
 Or you can remove it and edit again.
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 The lich.
* 22:15:57{{anchor|22:15:57}}
 Do they double move when they attack?
* 22:15:58{{anchor|22:15:58}}
 No.
* 22:15:59{{anchor|22:15:59}}
 No, they couldn't charge.
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 They had to come around.
* 22:16:02{{anchor|22:16:02}}
 Okay.
* 22:16:03{{anchor|22:16:03}}
 They were coming around.
* 22:16:04{{anchor|22:16:04}}
 And you get an attack of opportunity
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 if one goes past you.
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 So, go ahead and stab it.
* 22:16:08{{anchor|22:16:08}}
 Okay.
* 22:16:10{{anchor|22:16:10}}
 Or bite it.
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 Or trample it.
* 22:16:13{{anchor|22:16:13}}
 Or hoof it.
* 22:16:14{{anchor|22:16:14}}
 No, you have a short bow out.
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 You get no attacks for opportunities.
* 22:16:17{{anchor|22:16:17}}
 Oh, you have hooves.
* 22:16:18{{anchor|22:16:18}}
 He has natural attacks.
* 22:16:19{{anchor|22:16:19}}
 He has hooves, he has hooves, he has hooves.
* 22:16:20{{anchor|22:16:20}}
 Can I use my bite?
* 22:16:21{{anchor|22:16:21}}
 Yeah, you can use a bite.
* 22:16:21{{anchor|22:16:21}}
 Nom, nom, nom.
* 22:16:22{{anchor|22:16:22}}
 Do it.
* 22:16:23{{anchor|22:16:23}}
 Oh, do you have wild magic too?
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 Plus what?
* 22:16:27{{anchor|22:16:27}}
 No, this.
* 22:16:27{{anchor|22:16:27}}
 What'd you get?
* 22:16:28{{anchor|22:16:28}}
 A 10 total.
* 22:16:29{{anchor|22:16:29}}
 Yeah, we've had tons of wild magic.
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 You have inspiration.
* 22:16:31{{anchor|22:16:31}}
 You need to use it.
* 22:16:32{{anchor|22:16:32}}
 Yeah, you do.
* 22:16:33{{anchor|22:16:33}}
 You have more than inspiration.
* 22:16:34{{anchor|22:16:34}}
 Hold on, you've got.
* 22:16:35{{anchor|22:16:35}}
 19 hits.
* 22:16:36{{anchor|22:16:36}}
 23.
* 22:16:37{{anchor|22:16:37}}
 Okay.
* 22:16:38{{anchor|22:16:38}}
 Roll your bite damage.
* 22:16:39{{anchor|22:16:39}}
 Actually, I've rendered one.
* 22:16:40{{anchor|22:16:40}}
 Oh, wonderful.
* 22:16:40{{anchor|22:16:40}}
 Your plus to your bite should be significant.
* 22:16:41{{anchor|22:16:41}}
 Should we just use the wild magic?
* 22:16:42{{anchor|22:16:42}}
 How much plus stuff?
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 If you have wild magic.
* 22:16:44{{anchor|22:16:44}}
 Seven to the arc.
* 22:16:45{{anchor|22:16:45}}
 Cause they're like, you know.
* 22:16:46{{anchor|22:16:46}}
 From the bite.
* 22:16:47{{anchor|22:16:47}}
 Seven damage is negated.
* 22:16:48{{anchor|22:16:48}}
 They have DR 10, bludgeoning, and magical.
* 22:16:51{{anchor|22:16:51}}
 Which his bite is not magical.
* 22:16:54{{anchor|22:16:54}}
 Also, your pluses should be huge for your bite.
* 22:16:56{{anchor|22:16:56}}
 You added it right.
* 22:16:57{{anchor|22:16:57}}
 Is it John's turn right now?
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 Yeah, I, it's plus seven.
* 22:17:01{{anchor|22:17:01}}
 I added plus four.
* 22:17:01{{anchor|22:17:01}}
 You know what the most difficult thing
* 22:17:03{{anchor|22:17:03}}
 about sitting in this seat is?
* 22:17:05{{anchor|22:17:05}}
 The sun?
* 22:17:06{{anchor|22:17:06}}
 It's periodically I have to look over there
* 22:17:08{{anchor|22:17:08}}
 and see the camera right on me
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 and realize how handsome I am.
* 22:17:11{{anchor|22:17:11}}
 Woo hoo!
* 22:17:12{{anchor|22:17:12}}
 I have to look over and over and over again.
* 22:17:14{{anchor|22:17:14}}
 I mean, it gets exhausting.
* 22:17:16{{anchor|22:17:16}}
 That's what happens when you are a very good looking person.
* 22:17:19{{anchor|22:17:19}}
 Is it your turn right now?
* 22:17:20{{anchor|22:17:20}}
 The bird in the bee.
* 22:17:21{{anchor|22:17:21}}
 Yeah, I use an inspiration.
* 22:17:22{{anchor|22:17:22}}
 Yeah, but you also need to roll the wild magic.
* 22:17:25{{anchor|22:17:25}}
 How can regular human bees.
* 22:17:27{{anchor|22:17:27}}
 Oh, I can answer.
* 22:17:29{{anchor|22:17:29}}
 But they regularly surround your uncle.
* 22:17:31{{anchor|22:17:31}}
 I know.
* 22:17:32{{anchor|22:17:32}}
 Think of all the viewers, right?
* 22:17:33{{anchor|22:17:33}}
 I understand.
* 22:17:34{{anchor|22:17:34}}
 Wow.
* 22:17:36{{anchor|22:17:36}}
 Yeah, that's true.
* 22:17:37{{anchor|22:17:37}}
 I didn't even think of the poor viewers.
* 22:17:40{{anchor|22:17:40}}
 Let's think of how.
* 22:17:40{{anchor|22:17:40}}
 Every moment they're gazing upon the screen upon perfection.
* 22:17:45{{anchor|22:17:45}}
 I know, that's gotta feel bad.
* 22:17:46{{anchor|22:17:46}}
 It's got, you know, I think.
* 22:17:49{{anchor|22:17:49}}
 They're blessed.
* 22:17:52{{anchor|22:17:52}}
 That's all there is to it.
* 22:17:53{{anchor|22:17:53}}
 They get the contact high.
* 22:17:55{{anchor|22:17:55}}
 Because the fact they watch you.
* 22:17:57{{anchor|22:17:57}}
 That's true.
* 22:17:58{{anchor|22:17:58}}
 And they get to witness perfection.
* 22:17:59{{anchor|22:17:59}}
 Yeah, the radiance.
* 22:18:00{{anchor|22:18:00}}
 That's true.
* 22:18:00{{anchor|22:18:00}}
 Your radiance just spread to everyone.
* 22:18:02{{anchor|22:18:02}}
 I have dozens of fans now.
* 22:18:05{{anchor|22:18:05}}
 Dozens.
* 22:18:09{{anchor|22:18:09}}
 Okay, the lich begins to incant
* 22:18:13{{anchor|22:18:13}}
 in a foul and dark language.
* 22:18:17{{anchor|22:18:17}}
 Balagadu.
* 22:18:20{{anchor|22:18:20}}
 He starts chanting.
* 22:18:21{{anchor|22:18:21}}
 A circle, a green in color circle
* 22:18:24{{anchor|22:18:24}}
 begins to form around your party.
* 22:18:28{{anchor|22:18:28}}
 That party over there.
* 22:18:29{{anchor|22:18:29}}
 There you go.
* 22:18:30{{anchor|22:18:30}}
 The one I'm far away from.
* 22:18:31{{anchor|22:18:31}}
 I thought, wow.
* 22:18:32{{anchor|22:18:32}}
 It is a 40 foot radius.
* 22:18:36{{anchor|22:18:36}}
 40 foot radius.
* 22:18:37{{anchor|22:18:37}}
 I'm basically unaware.
* 22:18:38{{anchor|22:18:38}}
 Think it, Claude.
* 22:18:40{{anchor|22:18:40}}
 No, no, your 40 foot radius, you're in it.
* 22:18:42{{anchor|22:18:42}}
 No, she's not in it.
* 22:18:43{{anchor|22:18:43}}
 Well, it depends on the episode.
* 22:18:45{{anchor|22:18:45}}
 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, she's right out of it.
* 22:18:49{{anchor|22:18:49}}
 See, look how.
* 22:18:51{{anchor|22:18:51}}
 I can't center it.
* 22:18:53{{anchor|22:18:53}}
 Even if she's centered, you miss probably Brian.
* 22:18:57{{anchor|22:18:57}}
 No, I want to hit Brian.
* 22:18:59{{anchor|22:18:59}}
 One, two, 10, 20, 30, 40.
* 22:19:02{{anchor|22:19:02}}
 So like it goes up to the trees
* 22:19:03{{anchor|22:19:03}}
 if you want to hit the Brian.
* 22:19:04{{anchor|22:19:04}}
 I just revived.
* 22:19:06{{anchor|22:19:06}}
 And then I think it doesn't reach me either.
* 22:19:08{{anchor|22:19:08}}
 What?
* 22:19:09{{anchor|22:19:09}}
 40 feet diameter.
* 22:19:10{{anchor|22:19:10}}
 40 foot radius.
* 22:19:11{{anchor|22:19:11}}
 Oh, radius, 80 feet.
* 22:19:13{{anchor|22:19:13}}
 It's 80 foot diameter.
* 22:19:14{{anchor|22:19:14}}
 You guys are not within 80 foot diameter.
* 22:19:16{{anchor|22:19:16}}
 The cleric and Margaret is not 30 feet.
* 22:19:21{{anchor|22:19:21}}
 Margaret is.
* 22:19:21{{anchor|22:19:21}}
 That's all.
* 22:19:22{{anchor|22:19:22}}
 40 feet.
* 22:19:23{{anchor|22:19:23}}
 He said 80 feet diameter.
* 22:19:24{{anchor|22:19:24}}
 40 radius, 80 diameter.
* 22:19:26{{anchor|22:19:26}}
 Yeah, so we're all in it.
* 22:19:27{{anchor|22:19:27}}
 You're all in it, correct?
* 22:19:28{{anchor|22:19:28}}
 That's massive.
* 22:19:29{{anchor|22:19:29}}
 Okay.
* 22:19:30{{anchor|22:19:30}}
 Yes, it is.
* 22:19:34{{anchor|22:19:34}}
 This green, slowly rising, misty vapor
* 22:19:42{{anchor|22:19:42}}
 in a perfect circle.
* 22:19:44{{anchor|22:19:44}}
 Great band, by the way.
* 22:19:46{{anchor|22:19:46}}
 Rises from the ground surrounding your party.
* 22:19:52{{anchor|22:19:52}}
 Use dodge.
* 22:19:53{{anchor|22:19:53}}
 Someone, could I have 11 D4?
* 22:19:58{{anchor|22:19:58}}
 There's nothing.
* 22:19:58{{anchor|22:19:58}}
 I got one.
* 22:19:59{{anchor|22:19:59}}
 11 D4.
* 22:20:00{{anchor|22:20:00}}
 Two, three.
* 22:20:01{{anchor|22:20:01}}
 Did you channel it all?
* 22:20:02{{anchor|22:20:02}}
 What did you do, Brian?
* 22:20:03{{anchor|22:20:03}}
 Four.
* 22:20:03{{anchor|22:20:03}}
 Did you channel?
* 22:20:04{{anchor|22:20:04}}
 What did you do?
* 22:20:05{{anchor|22:20:05}}
 This is gonna be hard to come up.
* 22:20:06{{anchor|22:20:06}}
 I buffed Sim.
* 22:20:08{{anchor|22:20:08}}
 That's a seven.
* 22:20:09{{anchor|22:20:09}}
 I need four more.
* 22:20:10{{anchor|22:20:10}}
 Oh, there's more.
* 22:20:10{{anchor|22:20:10}}
 Eight.
* 22:20:11{{anchor|22:20:11}}
 I thought you already had Bane.
* 22:20:13{{anchor|22:20:13}}
 I have it.
* 22:20:13{{anchor|22:20:13}}
 I have it.
* 22:20:14{{anchor|22:20:14}}
 I need more.
* 22:20:15{{anchor|22:20:15}}
 I need 11.
* 22:20:16{{anchor|22:20:16}}
 I have 10.
* 22:20:17{{anchor|22:20:17}}
 Okay, here's 11.
* 22:20:18{{anchor|22:20:18}}
 No one's been moving the channel.
* 22:20:19{{anchor|22:20:19}}
 Ladies and gentlemen.
* 22:20:20{{anchor|22:20:20}}
 He's making sure of the damage now.
* 22:20:22{{anchor|22:20:22}}
 Something is about to happen.
* 22:20:23{{anchor|22:20:23}}
 Yeah, now it's done.
* 22:20:24{{anchor|22:20:24}}
 A bunch of people, what are they?
* 22:20:28{{anchor|22:20:28}}
 Please tell me the result of this roll.
* 22:20:32{{anchor|22:20:32}}
 Why are you using the dice box?
* 22:20:33{{anchor|22:20:33}}
 Two.
* 22:20:34{{anchor|22:20:34}}
 I don't know.
* 22:20:35{{anchor|22:20:35}}
 Six.
* 22:20:36{{anchor|22:20:36}}
 That's a seven and a nine.
* 22:20:37{{anchor|22:20:37}}
 Nine.
* 22:20:39{{anchor|22:20:39}}
 11.
* 22:20:40{{anchor|22:20:40}}
 15.
* 22:20:42{{anchor|22:20:42}}
 34 is luckily.
* 22:20:44{{anchor|22:20:44}}
 19.
* 22:20:45{{anchor|22:20:45}}
 There's two on the side of this house too.
* 22:20:47{{anchor|22:20:47}}
 22.
* 22:20:48{{anchor|22:20:48}}
 26.
* 22:20:50{{anchor|22:20:50}}
 There's two on the side of the house over here.
* 22:20:52{{anchor|22:20:52}}
 Oh, six, 28.
* 22:20:54{{anchor|22:20:54}}
 30.
* 22:20:56{{anchor|22:20:56}}
 40.
* 22:20:59{{anchor|22:20:59}}
 Thought tag.
* 22:21:02{{anchor|22:21:02}}
 Right.
* 22:21:04{{anchor|22:21:04}}
 A couple of them are mine.
* 22:21:06{{anchor|22:21:06}}
 What is your level?
* 22:21:06{{anchor|22:21:06}}
 Actually, a lot of them are mine.
* 22:21:08{{anchor|22:21:08}}
 Six.
* 22:21:09{{anchor|22:21:09}}
 You never leveled us.
* 22:21:10{{anchor|22:21:10}}
 You said we're gonna level at 1.30 in the morning.
* 22:21:12{{anchor|22:21:12}}
 Okay.
* 22:21:13{{anchor|22:21:13}}
 You are sixth level.
* 22:21:14{{anchor|22:21:14}}
 Okay.
* 22:21:15{{anchor|22:21:15}}
 What is the die total?
* 22:21:16{{anchor|22:21:16}}
 It was 30.
* 22:21:19{{anchor|22:21:19}}
 What's happening?
* 22:21:20{{anchor|22:21:20}}
 Okay.
* 22:21:21{{anchor|22:21:21}}
 Place one of the D4 as an epicenter.
* 22:21:22{{anchor|22:21:22}}
 We're all getting killed, right?
* 22:21:24{{anchor|22:21:24}}
 30.
* 22:21:24{{anchor|22:21:24}}
 All right.
* 22:21:25{{anchor|22:21:25}}
 Right down there?
* 22:21:26{{anchor|22:21:26}}
 Yes, at the center, that affects everyone.
* 22:21:31{{anchor|22:21:31}}
 Okay, now starting with the closest player character,
* 22:21:33{{anchor|22:21:33}}
 please select them.
* 22:21:34{{anchor|22:21:34}}
 That's me, probably.
* 22:21:35{{anchor|22:21:35}}
 Yeah.
* 22:21:37{{anchor|22:21:37}}
 John.
* 22:21:38{{anchor|22:21:38}}
 Yes.
* 22:21:39{{anchor|22:21:39}}
 You must roll a Fortitude save.
* 22:21:41{{anchor|22:21:41}}
 I'm ready.
* 22:21:42{{anchor|22:21:42}}
 And you should use whatever most beneficial thing
* 22:21:44{{anchor|22:21:44}}
 you have available.
* 22:21:52{{anchor|22:21:52}}
 Let me see.
* 22:21:53{{anchor|22:21:53}}
 Oh my God.
* 22:21:55{{anchor|22:21:55}}
 Yes, I have.
* 22:21:56{{anchor|22:21:56}}
 Six more World Magics, by the way.
* 22:21:57{{anchor|22:21:57}}
 I rolled the first one already.
* 22:21:59{{anchor|22:21:59}}
 What was my total value?
* 22:22:00{{anchor|22:22:00}}
 30.
* 22:22:01{{anchor|22:22:01}}
 30?
* 22:22:02{{anchor|22:22:02}}
 Yeah.
* 22:22:03{{anchor|22:22:03}}
 Thank you.
* 22:22:04{{anchor|22:22:04}}
 Wait, do I have an at 20?
* 22:22:07{{anchor|22:22:07}}
 Yes, you do.
* 22:22:08{{anchor|22:22:08}}
 Yeah.
* 22:22:09{{anchor|22:22:09}}
 So I guess that's my most beneficial.
* 22:22:10{{anchor|22:22:10}}
 You succeed.
* 22:22:11{{anchor|22:22:11}}
 Okay.
* 22:22:12{{anchor|22:22:12}}
 As the vapors begin to course through your nostrils,
* 22:22:15{{anchor|22:22:15}}
 you push it away.
* 22:22:17{{anchor|22:22:17}}
 Okay.
* 22:22:18{{anchor|22:22:18}}
 Who is the second closest to the epicenter?
* 22:22:21{{anchor|22:22:21}}
 Probably Kat.
* 22:22:22{{anchor|22:22:22}}
 Probably Kat.
* 22:22:23{{anchor|22:22:23}}
 The Kat must make a Will save.
* 22:22:28{{anchor|22:22:28}}
 Okay, it's gonna use an at 20.
* 22:22:30{{anchor|22:22:30}}
 Okay, the Kat succeeds.
* 22:22:32{{anchor|22:22:32}}
 That's them.
* 22:22:33{{anchor|22:22:33}}
 Who is the third closest?
* 22:22:35{{anchor|22:22:35}}
 Them.
* 22:22:35{{anchor|22:22:35}}
 You have an at 20?
* 22:22:36{{anchor|22:22:36}}
 I'm using that 20, so.
* 22:22:37{{anchor|22:22:37}}
 You succeed.
* 22:22:39{{anchor|22:22:39}}
 Who is the fourth closest?
* 22:22:40{{anchor|22:22:40}}
 Probably me.
* 22:22:41{{anchor|22:22:41}}
 Me or Alex?
* 22:22:42{{anchor|22:22:42}}
 Yeah, I think it's me.
* 22:22:44{{anchor|22:22:44}}
 What would you like to use?
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 That's me.
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 I don't have anything.
* 22:22:46{{anchor|22:22:46}}
 You have nothing?
* 22:22:47{{anchor|22:22:47}}
 No.
* 22:22:48{{anchor|22:22:48}}
 I already used all my dooms and all my inspirations
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 to kill the thing.
* 22:22:52{{anchor|22:22:52}}
 I'm actually trying to kill the thing.
* 22:22:53{{anchor|22:22:53}}
 Does anyone wish to use anything for him?
* 22:22:57{{anchor|22:22:57}}
 What is your Fortitude bonus?
* 22:22:59{{anchor|22:22:59}}
 Can we use anything for him?
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 I will allow a divine intervention to be used
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 if you have one.
* 22:23:03{{anchor|22:23:03}}
 None of us have it.
* 22:23:06{{anchor|22:23:06}}
 That's fine, I will die and they will revive me.
* 22:23:07{{anchor|22:23:07}}
 It's fine, it's all right.
* 22:23:08{{anchor|22:23:08}}
 All right, what is your save?
* 22:23:11{{anchor|22:23:11}}
 I have a plus eight.
* 22:23:12{{anchor|22:23:12}}
 You may roll.
* 22:23:15{{anchor|22:23:15}}
 18.
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 You fail.
* 22:23:17{{anchor|22:23:17}}
 Do you need me to move or something?
* 22:23:19{{anchor|22:23:19}}
 The green vapors began to fill your lungs.
* 22:23:23{{anchor|22:23:23}}
 Sure.
* 22:23:24{{anchor|22:23:24}}
 You see your friend grasping at his neck for air.
* 22:23:28{{anchor|22:23:28}}
 Almost a vicious appeal for aid.
* 22:23:34{{anchor|22:23:34}}
 And as none of you can do anything to respond
* 22:23:36{{anchor|22:23:36}}
 as the vapors fill your nostrils as well,
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 his body begins to shrivel and decay.
* 22:23:42{{anchor|22:23:42}}
 He squirms in an almost yearning fashion for life.
* 22:23:48{{anchor|22:23:48}}
 As the last breath leaves his mouth,
* 22:23:52{{anchor|22:23:52}}
 he falls to the ground and dies.
* 22:23:55{{anchor|22:23:55}}
 That's funny.
* 22:23:59{{anchor|22:23:59}}
 Who is the next closest?
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 Do you have any hero, please?
* 22:24:05{{anchor|22:24:05}}
 No.
* 22:24:06{{anchor|22:24:06}}
 No, I already have.
* 22:24:06{{anchor|22:24:06}}
 By the way, any spellcasters can make a spellcraft check
* 22:24:09{{anchor|22:24:09}}
 to determine the type of spell.
* 22:24:11{{anchor|22:24:11}}
 If you have spellcraft.
* 22:24:12{{anchor|22:24:12}}
 Death or something like that.
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 What type of spellcraft bonus do you have?
* 22:24:16{{anchor|22:24:16}}
 Plus eight.
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 You may roll a d20 as the cast is occurring
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 to determine if you know its ability.
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 14.
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 Total.
* 22:24:24{{anchor|22:24:24}}
 Oh, actually, stop.
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 Collaborate and listen.
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 I roll a watch.
* 22:24:30{{anchor|22:24:30}}
 You can't.
* 22:24:31{{anchor|22:24:31}}
 I can.
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 Not on the optional.
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 It's a skill check.
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 Doesn't matter, I don't have it.
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 So I roll.
* 22:24:38{{anchor|22:24:38}}
 Do you have a spellcraft?
* 22:24:39{{anchor|22:24:39}}
 No, you're done.
* 22:24:40{{anchor|22:24:40}}
 No, stop.
* 22:24:41{{anchor|22:24:41}}
 I'm 14 and eight.
* 22:24:41{{anchor|22:24:41}}
 No, and I can't do anything anyway.
* 22:24:42{{anchor|22:24:42}}
 I rolled 22.
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 I'm like laying on the ground.
* 22:24:44{{anchor|22:24:44}}
 I rolled a 22.
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 Unconscious.
* 22:24:46{{anchor|22:24:46}}
 You know this spell is circle of death.
* 22:24:48{{anchor|22:24:48}}
 Something like that.
* 22:24:49{{anchor|22:24:49}}
 I knew it was something like that.
* 22:24:50{{anchor|22:24:50}}
 Yes, you're very smart.
* 22:24:51{{anchor|22:24:51}}
 And the 30 is the target.
* 22:24:53{{anchor|22:24:53}}
 No, 30 is the number of hit dice it can extinguish.
* 22:24:57{{anchor|22:24:57}}
 You have six.
* 22:24:57{{anchor|22:24:57}}
 Six from 30 is now 24.
* 22:25:01{{anchor|22:25:01}}
 24 remaining hit dice available.
* 22:25:03{{anchor|22:25:03}}
 Who is rolling next?
* 22:25:04{{anchor|22:25:04}}
 GBK.
* 22:25:04{{anchor|22:25:04}}
 He's already a d20.
* 22:25:05{{anchor|22:25:05}}
 D20.
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 You may roll a d20.
* 22:25:07{{anchor|22:25:07}}
 No, sorry.
* 22:25:08{{anchor|22:25:08}}
 Nat 20.
* 22:25:09{{anchor|22:25:09}}
 And then Maggie just dies.
* 22:25:11{{anchor|22:25:11}}
 She's unconscious.
* 22:25:12{{anchor|22:25:12}}
 She can use a nat 20.
* 22:25:14{{anchor|22:25:14}}
 Unconscious?
* 22:25:15{{anchor|22:25:15}}
 Yeah, she has to make a save.
* 22:25:16{{anchor|22:25:16}}
 We'll save her.
* 22:25:17{{anchor|22:25:17}}
 You're gonna save by an auto fail.
* 22:25:18{{anchor|22:25:18}}
 She has to roll.
* 22:25:19{{anchor|22:25:19}}
 So therefore she gets a d20.
* 22:25:21{{anchor|22:25:21}}
 You have to be dead to be revived.
* 22:25:23{{anchor|22:25:23}}
 What's the DC?
* 22:25:25{{anchor|22:25:25}}
 You don't know.
* 22:25:25{{anchor|22:25:25}}
 Just saying.
* 22:25:26{{anchor|22:25:26}}
 No, we got rid of that roll.
* 22:25:28{{anchor|22:25:28}}
 No, we're all.
* 22:25:29{{anchor|22:25:29}}
 We cried hard enough.
* 22:25:30{{anchor|22:25:30}}
 Oh, yeah, sweet Jesus.
* 22:25:31{{anchor|22:25:31}}
 All right.
* 22:25:31{{anchor|22:25:31}}
 I was gonna be like, I can use an inspiration,
* 22:25:33{{anchor|22:25:33}}
 but maybe I just.
* 22:25:35{{anchor|22:25:35}}
 Nat 20.
* 22:25:36{{anchor|22:25:36}}
 Nat 20 it.
* 22:25:37{{anchor|22:25:37}}
 Nat 20.
* 22:25:38{{anchor|22:25:38}}
 30.
* 22:25:40{{anchor|22:25:40}}
 16.
* 22:25:42{{anchor|22:25:42}}
 And you're up Kip.
* 22:25:45{{anchor|22:25:45}}
 You need to roll.
* 22:25:46{{anchor|22:25:46}}
 Why do I need to roll?
* 22:25:47{{anchor|22:25:47}}
 Oh, are you good?
* 22:25:48{{anchor|22:25:48}}
 Thank you for the nat 20.
* 22:25:49{{anchor|22:25:49}}
 I flew 100.
* 22:25:50{{anchor|22:25:50}}
 He's wanting me to win.
* 22:25:50{{anchor|22:25:50}}
 He's the only guy.
* 22:25:52{{anchor|22:25:52}}
 Alistair.
* 22:25:53{{anchor|22:25:53}}
 I bet it's the world of Dustbowl.
* 22:25:55{{anchor|22:25:55}}
 Alistair is dead.
* 22:25:58{{anchor|22:25:58}}
 Rip Alistair.
* 22:25:59{{anchor|22:25:59}}
 All right, now come on the back.
* 22:25:59{{anchor|22:25:59}}
 It's them.
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 Alistair.
* 22:26:01{{anchor|22:26:01}}
 Kitaket.
* 22:26:02{{anchor|22:26:02}}
 May the light take you across.
* 22:26:04{{anchor|22:26:04}}
 I can just look at you.
* 22:26:05{{anchor|22:26:05}}
 Yeah.
* 22:26:06{{anchor|22:26:06}}
 Look at the revive.
* 22:26:07{{anchor|22:26:07}}
 Wait, wait, wait, full round.
* 22:26:08{{anchor|22:26:08}}
 So use Kitaket to revive me.
* 22:26:09{{anchor|22:26:09}}
 Yeah, yeah.
* 22:26:10{{anchor|22:26:10}}
 They will use us full round of the Kitaket.
* 22:26:11{{anchor|22:26:11}}
 Why do you need Kitaket?
* 22:26:11{{anchor|22:26:11}}
 Last round.
* 22:26:12{{anchor|22:26:12}}
 Now it's the new round.
* 22:26:13{{anchor|22:26:13}}
 So the cat's just the revival cat.
* 22:26:15{{anchor|22:26:15}}
 Yeah.
* 22:26:16{{anchor|22:26:16}}
 He's chipping out his nine lives.
* 22:26:17{{anchor|22:26:17}}
 Yeah, you can still do your stuff.
* 22:26:18{{anchor|22:26:18}}
 He gazes at you and he purrs.
* 22:26:19{{anchor|22:26:19}}
 He's like, here's your next life.
* 22:26:21{{anchor|22:26:21}}
 Gaze at that guy.
* 22:26:23{{anchor|22:26:23}}
 He's share it's lives,
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 cause he has nine.
* 22:26:26{{anchor|22:26:26}}
 Very nice.
* 22:26:27{{anchor|22:26:27}}
 Nice.
* 22:26:27{{anchor|22:26:27}}
 Nice.
* 22:26:28{{anchor|22:26:28}}
 All right, I'm back full health
* 22:26:29{{anchor|22:26:29}}
 and everything back, right?
* 22:26:31{{anchor|22:26:31}}
 Yep, you're super fine.
* 22:26:33{{anchor|22:26:33}}
 Super fine.
* 22:26:34{{anchor|22:26:34}}
 I like that idea that the cat gives you.
* 22:26:35{{anchor|22:26:35}}
 I rolled 15 by the way for my wild magic.
* 22:26:37{{anchor|22:26:37}}
 Do you want to kick it in or wait?
* 22:26:38{{anchor|22:26:38}}
 Yeah, 15 wild magic.
* 22:26:40{{anchor|22:26:40}}
 Let's see.
* 22:26:40{{anchor|22:26:40}}
 All right.
* 22:26:42{{anchor|22:26:42}}
 Yeah, we got it.
* 22:26:43{{anchor|22:26:43}}
 Yeah, when it's your turn.
* 22:26:44{{anchor|22:26:44}}
 Jim, anything else you want to do?
* 22:26:45{{anchor|22:26:45}}
 Give me your wild magic.
* 22:26:46{{anchor|22:26:46}}
 Yes, I'm going to get up.
* 22:26:50{{anchor|22:26:50}}
 And get up.
* 22:26:51{{anchor|22:26:51}}
 Get up.
* 22:26:52{{anchor|22:26:52}}
 Get down.
* 22:26:52{{anchor|22:26:52}}
 Look at your little back there.
* 22:26:55{{anchor|22:26:55}}
 You might want to use a wild magic.
* 22:26:57{{anchor|22:26:57}}
 Do you have wild magic?
* 22:26:58{{anchor|22:26:58}}
 Oh, Tim.
* 22:26:59{{anchor|22:26:59}}
 Cause we got a bunch of them.
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 Wild magic.
* 22:27:01{{anchor|22:27:01}}
 Yeah, if you have wild magic, use them on your turn.
* 22:27:03{{anchor|22:27:03}}
 Also you can five foot step and attack.
* 22:27:04{{anchor|22:27:04}}
 Cause there's a lot.
* 22:27:05{{anchor|22:27:05}}
 And they could potentially.
* 22:27:07{{anchor|22:27:07}}
 Or if you have a bow.
* 22:27:07{{anchor|22:27:07}}
 Oh, I do have a lot of wild magic.
* 22:27:09{{anchor|22:27:09}}
 I mean, yeah.
* 22:27:10{{anchor|22:27:10}}
 Maggie, what's 15?
* 22:27:12{{anchor|22:27:12}}
 It's literally, his wild magic is 15.
* 22:27:14{{anchor|22:27:14}}
 For me it was 15.
* 22:27:15{{anchor|22:27:15}}
 Oh, yours is 15.
* 22:27:16{{anchor|22:27:16}}
 I rolled zero, zero, one.
* 22:27:19{{anchor|22:27:19}}
 Okay, this is Alexi's.
* 22:27:21{{anchor|22:27:21}}
 Low's and high's might be really good.
* 22:27:23{{anchor|22:27:23}}
 Cause those are hard to get.
* 22:27:24{{anchor|22:27:24}}
 Well, you're dead though.
* 22:27:26{{anchor|22:27:26}}
 No, I revive.
* 22:27:27{{anchor|22:27:27}}
 Oh, you're right.
* 22:27:28{{anchor|22:27:28}}
 Yep.
* 22:27:28{{anchor|22:27:28}}
 That's part of a revive.
* 22:27:30{{anchor|22:27:30}}
 I got the wild magic.
* 22:27:31{{anchor|22:27:31}}
 And can you see what 91?
* 22:27:33{{anchor|22:27:33}}
 I'll grab it after this.
* 22:27:34{{anchor|22:27:34}}
 Roll two D six.
* 22:27:36{{anchor|22:27:36}}
 Okay.
* 22:27:37{{anchor|22:27:37}}
 You rolled in, for wild magic you rolled a 91?
* 22:27:39{{anchor|22:27:39}}
 Yeah.
* 22:27:40{{anchor|22:27:40}}
 It's a one and a thousand.
* 22:27:41{{anchor|22:27:41}}
 He rolled a 50.
* 22:27:42{{anchor|22:27:42}}
 You rolled a 91 on one and a thousand.
* 22:27:44{{anchor|22:27:44}}
 Oh, one and a thousand.
* 22:27:46{{anchor|22:27:46}}
 It's 10,000.
* 22:27:47{{anchor|22:27:47}}
 The ground around you sinks by four feet.
* 22:27:52{{anchor|22:27:52}}
 910.
* 22:27:54{{anchor|22:27:54}}
 In a four foot diameter around you.
* 22:27:56{{anchor|22:27:56}}
 So I have a three foot, 30 feet.
* 22:27:58{{anchor|22:27:58}}
 I left the die out.
* 22:27:59{{anchor|22:27:59}}
 It's four feet.
* 22:28:00{{anchor|22:28:00}}
 So you have to notify them.
* 22:28:02{{anchor|22:28:02}}
 This is 910.
* 22:28:05{{anchor|22:28:05}}
 I already know.
* 22:28:06{{anchor|22:28:06}}
 I got it.
* 22:28:07{{anchor|22:28:07}}
 I've been listening.
* 22:28:09{{anchor|22:28:09}}
 My peripheral hearing.
* 22:28:12{{anchor|22:28:12}}
 The caster finds a powder that can burn trolls
* 22:28:15{{anchor|22:28:15}}
 for two D six damage.
* 22:28:16{{anchor|22:28:16}}
 Wait, what?
* 22:28:17{{anchor|22:28:17}}
 Wow.
* 22:28:18{{anchor|22:28:18}}
 What?
* 22:28:19{{anchor|22:28:19}}
 You have a powder that burns trolls.
* 22:28:23{{anchor|22:28:23}}
 Internet trolls?
* 22:28:24{{anchor|22:28:24}}
 Oh wait, you're on dead trolls, right?
* 22:28:26{{anchor|22:28:26}}
 Trolls could be anybody that comments negatively
* 22:28:30{{anchor|22:28:30}}
 on what you're doing.
* 22:28:31{{anchor|22:28:31}}
 This is anybody that you find in the world.
* 22:28:34{{anchor|22:28:34}}
 Wait, they did.
* 22:28:35{{anchor|22:28:35}}
 Should talk to us before this.
* 22:28:37{{anchor|22:28:37}}
 Who did?
* 22:28:38{{anchor|22:28:38}}
 The D.
* 22:28:39{{anchor|22:28:39}}
 Yeah, remember?
* 22:28:40{{anchor|22:28:40}}
 They were like.
* 22:28:41{{anchor|22:28:41}}
 They were trolls.
* 22:28:42{{anchor|22:28:42}}
 And they did.
* 22:28:42{{anchor|22:28:42}}
 It wasn't trolling.
* 22:28:44{{anchor|22:28:44}}
 They were trolling.
* 22:28:45{{anchor|22:28:45}}
 They were trolling.
* 22:28:45{{anchor|22:28:45}}
 You wouldn't even be a whatever in our college.
* 22:28:49{{anchor|22:28:49}}
 That's true.
* 22:28:50{{anchor|22:28:50}}
 You did troll, yeah.
* 22:28:51{{anchor|22:28:51}}
 That was the true statement.
* 22:28:54{{anchor|22:28:54}}
 Jim.
* 22:28:56{{anchor|22:28:56}}
 But that was the truth.
* 22:28:57{{anchor|22:28:57}}
 Shoot him.
* 22:28:58{{anchor|22:28:58}}
 I have a bow.
* 22:28:58{{anchor|22:28:58}}
 I have a bow.
* 22:28:59{{anchor|22:28:59}}
 I would have to switch when I can,
* 22:29:00{{anchor|22:29:00}}
 I can hit one of those guys right now.
* 22:29:03{{anchor|22:29:03}}
 You can.
* 22:29:04{{anchor|22:29:04}}
 Or I can change weapons to shoot that guy, the leech.
* 22:29:11{{anchor|22:29:11}}
 Do I need to, I need to help the horse.
* 22:29:12{{anchor|22:29:12}}
 Yeah, he's surrounded.
* 22:29:14{{anchor|22:29:14}}
 Yeah.
* 22:29:15{{anchor|22:29:15}}
 Okay.
* 22:29:16{{anchor|22:29:16}}
 Swing.
* 22:29:16{{anchor|22:29:16}}
 Yeah.
* 22:29:17{{anchor|22:29:17}}
 Okay.
* 22:29:18{{anchor|22:29:18}}
 Target the guy who's got like the funny hat.
* 22:29:21{{anchor|22:29:21}}
 That's right next to me.
* 22:29:22{{anchor|22:29:22}}
 Go.
* 22:29:23{{anchor|22:29:23}}
 Okay.
* 22:29:25{{anchor|22:29:25}}
 And I might as well nap 20.
* 22:29:27{{anchor|22:29:27}}
 Oh, to confirm, I think the AC 20.
* 22:29:31{{anchor|22:29:31}}
 Let me go here.
* 22:29:31{{anchor|22:29:31}}
 Let me adjust the nap 20.
* 22:29:34{{anchor|22:29:34}}
 Remember you got Bane.
* 22:29:36{{anchor|22:29:36}}
 Yes.
* 22:29:37{{anchor|22:29:37}}
 It is extra 26 for the C9.
* 22:29:41{{anchor|22:29:41}}
 Okay.
* 22:29:44{{anchor|22:29:44}}
 So that is, so it's a Crip.
* 22:29:48{{anchor|22:29:48}}
 Oh, you have to confirm.
* 22:29:48{{anchor|22:29:48}}
 I have to confirm the Crip.
* 22:29:49{{anchor|22:29:49}}
 AC 20, AC 20, sorry.
* 22:29:52{{anchor|22:29:52}}
 It plus, you are plus 11 because you have Bane, right?
* 22:29:55{{anchor|22:29:55}}
 Plus 11.
* 22:29:57{{anchor|22:29:57}}
 Okay.
* 22:29:58{{anchor|22:29:58}}
 Yep.
* 22:29:59{{anchor|22:29:59}}
 Okay.
* 22:30:00{{anchor|22:30:00}}
 And tap.
* 22:30:01{{anchor|22:30:01}}
 Shh.
* 22:30:01{{anchor|22:30:01}}
 Okay.
* 22:30:02{{anchor|22:30:02}}
 And that damage.
* 22:30:03{{anchor|22:30:03}}
 What's the leech holding in his hand?
* 22:30:04{{anchor|22:30:04}}
 We got two.
* 22:30:05{{anchor|22:30:05}}
 That's two D6 and eight extra D6.
* 22:30:06{{anchor|22:30:06}}
 So four D6 plus 12.
* 22:30:08{{anchor|22:30:08}}
 Like a staff or a wand or a bow.
* 22:30:13{{anchor|22:30:13}}
 Maybe a spell book.
* 22:30:15{{anchor|22:30:15}}
 Oh, he has a spell book.
* 22:30:17{{anchor|22:30:17}}
 He does have a spell book in his hand.
* 22:30:18{{anchor|22:30:18}}
 I love it.
* 22:30:19{{anchor|22:30:19}}
 Its pages are flailing about in the air
* 22:30:21{{anchor|22:30:21}}
 as he's wielding it with one arm casting incantations
* 22:30:25{{anchor|22:30:25}}
 from his mind to add his color text.
* 22:30:28{{anchor|22:30:28}}
 Four plus 12.
* 22:30:30{{anchor|22:30:30}}
 Yes.
* 22:30:32{{anchor|22:30:32}}
 What is Jim doing?
* 22:30:33{{anchor|22:30:33}}
 I'm calculating the damage.
* 22:30:35{{anchor|22:30:35}}
 24 plus 12, 36.
* 22:30:37{{anchor|22:30:37}}
 36.
* 22:30:38{{anchor|22:30:38}}
 That creature gets 36 damage since it's a blunt and magical.
* 22:30:42{{anchor|22:30:42}}
 Yeah.
* 22:30:43{{anchor|22:30:43}}
 I'm dead.
* 22:30:44{{anchor|22:30:44}}
 Yeah.
* 22:30:45{{anchor|22:30:45}}
 Holy.
* 22:30:46{{anchor|22:30:46}}
 Very good.
* 22:30:48{{anchor|22:30:48}}
 Desolator.
* 22:30:50{{anchor|22:30:50}}
 Slack.
* 22:30:51{{anchor|22:30:51}}
 Yes, slack.
* 22:30:52{{anchor|22:30:52}}
 I gently fly over and land next to him.
* 22:30:56{{anchor|22:30:56}}
 You gently land.
* 22:30:57{{anchor|22:30:57}}
 Wow.
* 22:30:58{{anchor|22:30:58}}
 Hey buddy.
* 22:30:58{{anchor|22:30:58}}
 And then I said, and now you will be finished.
* 22:31:04{{anchor|22:31:04}}
 And I grapple him.
* 22:31:05{{anchor|22:31:05}}
 He looks at you with surprise.
* 22:31:07{{anchor|22:31:07}}
 I grapple him with an at 20.
* 22:31:08{{anchor|22:31:08}}
 He says, a stack.
* 22:31:11{{anchor|22:31:11}}
 Okay.
* 22:31:12{{anchor|22:31:12}}
 As he's like close to you, he's like trying to lean away.
* 22:31:14{{anchor|22:31:14}}
 No, no.
* 22:31:15{{anchor|22:31:15}}
 No.
* 22:31:15{{anchor|22:31:15}}
 Give him the book.
* 22:31:16{{anchor|22:31:16}}
 Give him the book.
* 22:31:17{{anchor|22:31:17}}
 Give him the book.
* 22:31:18{{anchor|22:31:18}}
 Give him the book.
* 22:31:21{{anchor|22:31:21}}
 You could disarm him.
* 22:31:22{{anchor|22:31:22}}
 Are you trying to take his book?
* 22:31:23{{anchor|22:31:23}}
 With an at 20.
* 22:31:23{{anchor|22:31:23}}
 Disarm him with an at 20.
* 22:31:24{{anchor|22:31:24}}
 No, I'm right as an at 20.
* 22:31:27{{anchor|22:31:27}}
 So he just grappled.
* 22:31:29{{anchor|22:31:29}}
 All right.
* 22:31:30{{anchor|22:31:30}}
 Let's see.
* 22:31:31{{anchor|22:31:31}}
 I'm gonna use a wild magic.
* 22:31:32{{anchor|22:31:32}}
 Nice.
* 22:31:32{{anchor|22:31:32}}
 Done.
* 22:31:33{{anchor|22:31:33}}
 Wild magic.
* 22:31:41{{anchor|22:31:41}}
 Eight, two, eight, nine.
* 22:31:43{{anchor|22:31:43}}
 Thief.
* 22:31:44{{anchor|22:31:44}}
 450 on my wild magic.
* 22:31:46{{anchor|22:31:46}}
 450.
* 22:31:47{{anchor|22:31:47}}
 And a what?
* 22:31:48{{anchor|22:31:48}}
 Eight, two, eight, nine.
* 22:31:49{{anchor|22:31:49}}
 82, 89 and a 450.
* 22:31:52{{anchor|22:31:52}}
 About 450.
* 22:31:54{{anchor|22:31:54}}
 This is eight, two, eight, nine first.
* 22:31:57{{anchor|22:31:57}}
 Eight, two, eight, nine.
* 22:31:58{{anchor|22:31:58}}
 The horse tar.
* 22:32:01{{anchor|22:32:01}}
 Run back into the...
* 22:32:08{{anchor|22:32:08}}
 Oh no.
* 22:32:10{{anchor|22:32:10}}
 Oh no.
* 22:32:11{{anchor|22:32:11}}
 Oh no.
* 22:32:12{{anchor|22:32:12}}
 Oh no.
* 22:32:13{{anchor|22:32:13}}
 Wait, is that supposed to do 10,000 or do 1,000?
* 22:32:16{{anchor|22:32:16}}
 1D 10,000.
* 22:32:18{{anchor|22:32:18}}
 I think we're doing 1,000.
* 22:32:19{{anchor|22:32:19}}
 We've been doing 1,000.
* 22:32:20{{anchor|22:32:20}}
 We've been doing 1,000.
* 22:32:21{{anchor|22:32:21}}
 Oh, you guys are noobing it up.
* 22:32:24{{anchor|22:32:24}}
 No, we were told to do 1,000.
* 22:32:26{{anchor|22:32:26}}
 We were told to do 1,000.
* 22:32:28{{anchor|22:32:28}}
 I said 1D 10,000.
* 22:32:29{{anchor|22:32:29}}
 Bro.
* 22:32:31{{anchor|22:32:31}}
 Yeah, I've been doing it, right?
* 22:32:32{{anchor|22:32:32}}
 So we've all...
* 22:32:32{{anchor|22:32:32}}
 Yeah, I've been doing 10,000.
* 22:32:33{{anchor|22:32:33}}
 How do we do 2,000?
* 22:32:34{{anchor|22:32:34}}
 There's really 10,000 wild magic effects.
* 22:32:35{{anchor|22:32:35}}
 You need to do 2,000 and you combine them.
* 22:32:39{{anchor|22:32:39}}
 I've been doing it by thousands, by 10,000.
* 22:32:42{{anchor|22:32:42}}
 Apparently, you were rolling three dice, right?
* 22:32:46{{anchor|22:32:46}}
 Uh-uh.
* 22:32:46{{anchor|22:32:46}}
 You were in two hundreds?
* 22:32:48{{anchor|22:32:48}}
 Yeah, I've been rolling these two twice.
* 22:32:50{{anchor|22:32:50}}
 Twice, oh yeah, we were rolling all ones.
* 22:32:52{{anchor|22:32:52}}
 Yeah, me and him have been getting like...
* 22:32:54{{anchor|22:32:54}}
 I got like 9,000 something one time.
* 22:32:56{{anchor|22:32:56}}
 Yeah, I got 5,000, 7,000, 8,000, yeah.
* 22:32:59{{anchor|22:32:59}}
 All right.
* 22:33:00{{anchor|22:33:00}}
 That's how we were getting all those high numbers.
* 22:33:01{{anchor|22:33:01}}
 What are you...
* 22:33:02{{anchor|22:33:02}}
 1,500 and three.
* 22:33:07{{anchor|22:33:07}}
 All horses within one mile...
* 22:33:09{{anchor|22:33:09}}
 No wonder why you got a 15 somehow.
* 22:33:11{{anchor|22:33:11}}
 Become as clear as glass.
* 22:33:14{{anchor|22:33:14}}
 Ooh.
* 22:33:14{{anchor|22:33:14}}
 I'm a clear horse?
* 22:33:16{{anchor|22:33:16}}
 You are now a clear as glass looking horse tar.
* 22:33:20{{anchor|22:33:20}}
 With a gold bow.
* 22:33:21{{anchor|22:33:21}}
 No, it doesn't say anything about your...
* 22:33:23{{anchor|22:33:23}}
 Oh, it's your entity.
* 22:33:24{{anchor|22:33:24}}
 It says you are see-through like glass.
* 22:33:28{{anchor|22:33:28}}
 So your material changed in your character
* 22:33:29{{anchor|22:33:29}}
 and now you're a very expensive character.
* 22:33:31{{anchor|22:33:31}}
 Yeah, they've done some...
* 22:33:32{{anchor|22:33:32}}
 Graphics.
* 22:33:33{{anchor|22:33:33}}
 One of the technical artists updated some shaders to...
* 22:33:35{{anchor|22:33:35}}
 I accidentally missed and then put translucency on it.
* 22:33:39{{anchor|22:33:39}}
 Yeah, they dialed up the translucency a little too much.
* 22:33:42{{anchor|22:33:42}}
 So now everyone's lagging because you're translucent.
* 22:33:46{{anchor|22:33:46}}
 So is it hard to see me?
* 22:33:47{{anchor|22:33:47}}
 It's overdrawn.
* 22:33:48{{anchor|22:33:48}}
 Like in their midship?
* 22:33:49{{anchor|22:33:49}}
 Yes.
* 22:33:50{{anchor|22:33:50}}
 Especially in low light conditions.
* 22:33:51{{anchor|22:33:51}}
 You have an innate 20% concealment now.
* 22:33:53{{anchor|22:33:53}}
 Oh, that is awesome.
* 22:33:55{{anchor|22:33:55}}
 Like you can just see through you.
* 22:33:56{{anchor|22:33:56}}
 It's a lot of horse stuff for me.
* 22:33:57{{anchor|22:33:57}}
 You're like glass.
* 22:33:58{{anchor|22:33:58}}
 It's like when people walk into glass walls.
* 22:33:59{{anchor|22:33:59}}
 Who is this?
* 22:34:00{{anchor|22:34:00}}
 Glass windows and glass walls and glass doors.
* 22:34:02{{anchor|22:34:02}}
 Oh yeah, like Mark, aw.
* 22:34:04{{anchor|22:34:04}}
 You smell on the air.
* 22:34:08{{anchor|22:34:08}}
 Yeah. The winds of winter.
* 22:34:12{{anchor|22:34:12}}
 Winter's coming.
* 22:34:14{{anchor|22:34:14}}
 He says that.
* 22:34:15{{anchor|22:34:15}}
 Winter is coming.
* 22:34:16{{anchor|22:34:16}}
 From henceforth, should you ever die,
* 22:34:20{{anchor|22:34:20}}
 the season within the area
* 22:34:22{{anchor|22:34:22}}
 shall change to winter immediately.
* 22:34:24{{anchor|22:34:24}}
 That's cool.
* 22:34:25{{anchor|22:34:25}}
 I love it.
* 22:34:26{{anchor|22:34:26}}
 That's really sick.
* 22:34:28{{anchor|22:34:28}}
 A little creepy, but I like it.
* 22:34:29{{anchor|22:34:29}}
 We get it.
* 22:34:30{{anchor|22:34:30}}
 Also a part of the law, if you die here,
* 22:34:34{{anchor|22:34:34}}
 mysteriously the season changed to winter maybe.
* 22:34:37{{anchor|22:34:37}}
 So your real character, when it comes back,
* 22:34:39{{anchor|22:34:39}}
 if he ever dies,
* 22:34:40{{anchor|22:34:40}}
 it's like one part of the areas.
* 22:34:41{{anchor|22:34:41}}
 It's like one little second.
* 22:34:44{{anchor|22:34:44}}
 You're like, why is there snow here?
* 22:34:45{{anchor|22:34:45}}
 There's still winter in the character.
* 22:34:47{{anchor|22:34:47}}
 Kevin White looks at his character
* 22:34:49{{anchor|22:34:49}}
 when the game comes out.
* 22:34:50{{anchor|22:34:50}}
 The frosty grave.
* 22:34:52{{anchor|22:34:52}}
 That's cool.
* 22:34:53{{anchor|22:34:53}}
 The game just knows that.
* 22:34:53{{anchor|22:34:53}}
 Clue's character dies.
* 22:34:55{{anchor|22:34:55}}
 His account dies.
* 22:34:55{{anchor|22:34:55}}
 So it changes the season there.
* 22:34:56{{anchor|22:34:56}}
 That's like a farmer's dream.
* 22:34:57{{anchor|22:34:57}}
 Do you have family?
* 22:34:58{{anchor|22:34:58}}
 Hey, I need some winter plants over here.
* 22:34:59{{anchor|22:34:59}}
 Bro, I'm an orphan.
* 22:35:01{{anchor|22:35:01}}
 Oh yeah, that's right.
* 22:35:02{{anchor|22:35:02}}
 He's an orphan.
* 22:35:03{{anchor|22:35:03}}
 Ishmael.
* 22:35:04{{anchor|22:35:04}}
 Just a frosty little grave.
* 22:35:06{{anchor|22:35:06}}
 Hmm.
* 22:35:07{{anchor|22:35:07}}
 Frosty. Okay.
* 22:35:10{{anchor|22:35:10}}
 That's cool.
* 22:35:11{{anchor|22:35:11}}
 Oh, the zombie horde went to the city.
* 22:35:12{{anchor|22:35:12}}
 Don't worry, guys.
* 22:35:13{{anchor|22:35:13}}
 Yeah, so zombie horde is accompanying the...
* 22:35:16{{anchor|22:35:16}}
 Well, when we get the witch's book,
* 22:35:18{{anchor|22:35:18}}
 we can stop the army.
* 22:35:19{{anchor|22:35:19}}
 Am I the baddie?
* 22:35:21{{anchor|22:35:21}}
 No, you didn't.
* 22:35:22{{anchor|22:35:22}}
 It's only 90.
* 22:35:23{{anchor|22:35:23}}
 They'll be fine. You didn't know
* 22:35:23{{anchor|22:35:23}}
 what you were doing.
* 22:35:24{{anchor|22:35:24}}
 That's only 90 of them, right?
* 22:35:26{{anchor|22:35:26}}
 It was an accident.
* 22:35:27{{anchor|22:35:27}}
 I didn't know what I was doing.
* 22:35:27{{anchor|22:35:27}}
 163.
* 22:35:29{{anchor|22:35:29}}
 That's nothing for the city.
* 22:35:31{{anchor|22:35:31}}
 Well, it doesn't help.
* 22:35:32{{anchor|22:35:32}}
 They've got the barrier, they've got cheese.
* 22:35:36{{anchor|22:35:36}}
 I mean, you win some, you lose some.
* 22:35:37{{anchor|22:35:37}}
 They will undoubtedly murder and eat
* 22:35:39{{anchor|22:35:39}}
 some number of families en route currently to the city.
* 22:35:43{{anchor|22:35:43}}
 I mean, you win some, you lose some.
* 22:35:44{{anchor|22:35:44}}
 Those families might've made it out to get to Sanctus,
* 22:35:48{{anchor|22:35:48}}
 but now their lineage shall forever
* 22:35:49{{anchor|22:35:49}}
 be stopped because of you.
* 22:35:51{{anchor|22:35:51}}
 It was for the children in another dimension.
* 22:35:53{{anchor|22:35:53}}
 Ishmael?
* 22:35:54{{anchor|22:35:54}}
 So 745 wild magic.
* 22:35:58{{anchor|22:35:58}}
 Done.
* 22:35:58{{anchor|22:35:58}}
 Let us see.
* 22:35:59{{anchor|22:35:59}}
 Oh, wait, wait.
* 22:36:00{{anchor|22:36:00}}
 No, 700?
* 22:36:01{{anchor|22:36:01}}
 Not even 1000.
* 22:36:02{{anchor|22:36:02}}
 I re-rolled it with the new rolls and it was,
* 22:36:04{{anchor|22:36:04}}
 I started with zero.
* 22:36:05{{anchor|22:36:05}}
 How much was it?
* 22:36:06{{anchor|22:36:06}}
 700 and what?
* 22:36:08{{anchor|22:36:08}}
 745.
* 22:36:09{{anchor|22:36:09}}
 745, yeah.
* 22:36:11{{anchor|22:36:11}}
 No, it's 736.
* 22:36:13{{anchor|22:36:13}}
 737.
* 22:36:15{{anchor|22:36:15}}
 Wait, you guys fucking with me?
* 22:36:17{{anchor|22:36:17}}
 According to the internet.
* 22:36:19{{anchor|22:36:19}}
 Really?
* 22:36:20{{anchor|22:36:20}}
 What was the number that you entered?
* 22:36:21{{anchor|22:36:21}}
 Somewhere.
* 22:36:21{{anchor|22:36:21}}
 What?
* 22:36:22{{anchor|22:36:22}}
 Oh, you guys are messing with me.
* 22:36:23{{anchor|22:36:23}}
 745.
* 22:36:24{{anchor|22:36:24}}
 I'm tired, don't mess with me.
* 22:36:25{{anchor|22:36:25}}
 745.
* 22:36:26{{anchor|22:36:26}}
 Okay.
* 22:36:26{{anchor|22:36:26}}
 You guys were saying what time it was.
* 22:36:27{{anchor|22:36:27}}
 It was confusing me for a moment there.
* 22:36:30{{anchor|22:36:30}}
 I thought they were saying what the roll was.
* 22:36:30{{anchor|22:36:30}}
 The player over the period of the next round
* 22:36:34{{anchor|22:36:34}}
 shall disgorge from his body
* 22:36:37{{anchor|22:36:37}}
 1d100 pounds of wet and coarse sand.
* 22:36:41{{anchor|22:36:41}}
 As you travel, you should leave this behind as a trail.
* 22:36:44{{anchor|22:36:44}}
 You're like.
* 22:36:45{{anchor|22:36:45}}
 From his body, so it could be from anywhere.
* 22:36:48{{anchor|22:36:48}}
 Any orifice of yours shall now disgorge
* 22:36:53{{anchor|22:36:53}}
 1d100 wet sand.
* 22:36:55{{anchor|22:36:55}}
 You can pretend you're a rocket ship.
* 22:36:57{{anchor|22:36:57}}
 I don't wanna say anything.
* 22:36:59{{anchor|22:36:59}}
 I'm not gonna say anything.
* 22:37:00{{anchor|22:37:00}}
 You're not gonna say anything.
* 22:37:01{{anchor|22:37:01}}
 Wait, is that?

=== +22:37:02 ===

* 22:37:02{{anchor|22:37:02}}
 Her orifice?
* 22:37:03{{anchor|22:37:03}}
 No.
* 22:37:04{{anchor|22:37:04}}
 No, you just get to pick one.
* 22:37:05{{anchor|22:37:05}}
 Pick your orifice.
* 22:37:06{{anchor|22:37:06}}
 You pick.
* 22:37:07{{anchor|22:37:07}}
 Zero.
* 22:37:07{{anchor|22:37:07}}
 No, you pick.
* 22:37:08{{anchor|22:37:08}}
 No sand!
* 22:37:09{{anchor|22:37:09}}
 That's cool.
* 22:37:10{{anchor|22:37:10}}
 That's a hundred.
* 22:37:11{{anchor|22:37:11}}
 That's a hundred.
* 22:37:12{{anchor|22:37:12}}
 Oh.
* 22:37:13{{anchor|22:37:13}}
 There's no zero.
* 22:37:14{{anchor|22:37:14}}
 It's one to a hundred.
* 22:37:15{{anchor|22:37:15}}
 Shit.
* 22:37:16{{anchor|22:37:16}}
 One hundred pounds.
* 22:37:16{{anchor|22:37:16}}
 Wait, no.
* 22:37:17{{anchor|22:37:17}}
 Zero?
* 22:37:18{{anchor|22:37:18}}
 There's no zero.
* 22:37:19{{anchor|22:37:19}}
 Okay.
* 22:37:20{{anchor|22:37:20}}
 There's zero.
* 22:37:21{{anchor|22:37:21}}
 Zero is a hundred.
* 22:37:21{{anchor|22:37:21}}
 Where is your character hiding all the sand?
* 22:37:24{{anchor|22:37:24}}
 Well, you know.
* 22:37:24{{anchor|22:37:24}}
 It's here like a pile.
* 22:37:25{{anchor|22:37:25}}
 In the trunk.
* 22:37:26{{anchor|22:37:26}}
 It's like sitting on a sand throne.
* 22:37:28{{anchor|22:37:28}}
 Maybe, what type of armor are you wearing?
* 22:37:30{{anchor|22:37:30}}
 I am wearing elephant plate armor.
* 22:37:34{{anchor|22:37:34}}
 It's about to be sand blasted.
* 22:37:36{{anchor|22:37:36}}
 Maybe because the armor wasn't appropriately fitted for him,
* 22:37:39{{anchor|22:37:39}}
 he decided to pack it with sand.
* 22:37:43{{anchor|22:37:43}}
 And now it's falling out.
* 22:37:44{{anchor|22:37:44}}
 That'd be really heavy.
* 22:37:45{{anchor|22:37:45}}
 He's stepping his armor.
* 22:37:47{{anchor|22:37:47}}
 You're strong enough.
* 22:37:47{{anchor|22:37:47}}
 Wait, so his armor's not strong enough?
* 22:37:50{{anchor|22:37:50}}
 Just one.
* 22:37:50{{anchor|22:37:50}}
 For a hundred pounds.
* 22:37:51{{anchor|22:37:51}}
 So how much sand comes out?
* 22:37:53{{anchor|22:37:53}}
 One hundred pounds worth of sand.
* 22:37:55{{anchor|22:37:55}}
 Every.
* 22:37:56{{anchor|22:37:56}}
 For the next round.
* 22:37:57{{anchor|22:37:57}}
 Well, Lisa will find out.
* 22:37:58{{anchor|22:37:58}}
 So however he moves, that's where it comes out.
* 22:38:00{{anchor|22:38:00}}
 It's like Camp Delgredo.
* 22:38:02{{anchor|22:38:02}}
 We're just laying a little crown.
* 22:38:03{{anchor|22:38:03}}
 You just have a throne right now.
* 22:38:04{{anchor|22:38:04}}
 You have a stand right now.
* 22:38:05{{anchor|22:38:05}}
 I'm not gonna see a little sandy crown.
* 22:38:08{{anchor|22:38:08}}
 Oh, dead.
* 22:38:09{{anchor|22:38:09}}
 Hold up.
* 22:38:09{{anchor|22:38:09}}
 Oh, that's a lot, but it's not that.
* 22:38:11{{anchor|22:38:11}}
 There's smells.
* 22:38:11{{anchor|22:38:11}}
 So it wouldn't even go out.
* 22:38:12{{anchor|22:38:12}}
 Turn undead.
* 22:38:13{{anchor|22:38:13}}
 It wouldn't go to your knees, maybe.
* 22:38:15{{anchor|22:38:15}}
 What?
* 22:38:16{{anchor|22:38:16}}
 DC-22.
* 22:38:16{{anchor|22:38:16}}
 Return undead.
* 22:38:17{{anchor|22:38:17}}
 Turn undead.
* 22:38:18{{anchor|22:38:18}}
 Turn undead.
* 22:38:19{{anchor|22:38:19}}
 And it's a 30 foot radius?
* 22:38:20{{anchor|22:38:20}}
 Yep.
* 22:38:21{{anchor|22:38:21}}
 Where's my.
* 22:38:22{{anchor|22:38:22}}
 How many undead are within 30 feet?
* 22:38:23{{anchor|22:38:23}}
 Nine.
* 22:38:24{{anchor|22:38:24}}
 All these guys are on Bojack.
* 22:38:26{{anchor|22:38:26}}
 They're sentient.
* 22:38:27{{anchor|22:38:27}}
 Oh, they are.
* 22:38:28{{anchor|22:38:28}}
 Can they be undead?
* 22:38:29{{anchor|22:38:29}}
 I can't think of anything.
* 22:38:30{{anchor|22:38:30}}
 They can be returned.
* 22:38:31{{anchor|22:38:31}}
 They get a super high resist.
* 22:38:32{{anchor|22:38:32}}
 Only commanded undead can be returned, I think.
* 22:38:35{{anchor|22:38:35}}
 No, it's turned.
* 22:38:36{{anchor|22:38:36}}
 Yeah, it can be turned.
* 22:38:38{{anchor|22:38:38}}
 They get a, no, they get a resist.
* 22:38:39{{anchor|22:38:39}}
 It's just they have a really high resist.
* 22:38:41{{anchor|22:38:41}}
 I think if they're.
* 22:38:43{{anchor|22:38:43}}
 Says nothing about that.
* 22:38:44{{anchor|22:38:44}}
 What does it say?
* 22:38:44{{anchor|22:38:44}}
 Intelligent undead receive a new saving throw each round.
* 22:38:47{{anchor|22:38:47}}
 That's what I'm saying.
* 22:38:48{{anchor|22:38:48}}
 Ah, I see, I see, I see.
* 22:38:48{{anchor|22:38:48}}
 Yeah, that's their advantage.
* 22:38:49{{anchor|22:38:49}}
 What's the DC?
* 22:38:50{{anchor|22:38:50}}
 22.
* 22:38:51{{anchor|22:38:51}}
 And it is a will save.
* 22:38:54{{anchor|22:38:54}}
 Will you make it?
* 22:38:55{{anchor|22:38:55}}
 I don't know, will?
* 22:38:57{{anchor|22:38:57}}
 They have.
* 22:38:58{{anchor|22:38:58}}
 They're very, they're college professors.
* 22:38:59{{anchor|22:38:59}}
 Yeah.
* 22:39:00{{anchor|22:39:00}}
 Okay, point to one, we shall determine.
* 22:39:03{{anchor|22:39:03}}
 Now let's do the injured guy first.
* 22:39:04{{anchor|22:39:04}}
 Do I have any benefits that I need to use?
* 22:39:06{{anchor|22:39:06}}
 Oh, that's true.
* 22:39:07{{anchor|22:39:07}}
 Or downsides.
* 22:39:08{{anchor|22:39:08}}
 You have.
* 22:39:10{{anchor|22:39:10}}
 Oh, this is the will save, right?
* 22:39:12{{anchor|22:39:12}}
 Oh, that's right, okay.
* 22:39:13{{anchor|22:39:13}}
 You have three advantages.
* 22:39:16{{anchor|22:39:16}}
 Anything else?
* 22:39:17{{anchor|22:39:17}}
 Or inspirations.
* 22:39:18{{anchor|22:39:18}}
 That's it.
* 22:39:19{{anchor|22:39:19}}
 Three inspirations only.
* 22:39:19{{anchor|22:39:19}}
 First dude
* 22:39:22{{anchor|22:39:22}}
 succeeds.
* 22:39:23{{anchor|22:39:23}}
 25.
* 22:39:25{{anchor|22:39:25}}
 Next one
* 22:39:27{{anchor|22:39:27}}
 has a.
* 22:39:28{{anchor|22:39:28}}
 Just go around.
* 22:39:29{{anchor|22:39:29}}
 Has a 20.
* 22:39:30{{anchor|22:39:30}}
 Versus will.
* 22:39:31{{anchor|22:39:31}}
 Fails.
* 22:39:32{{anchor|22:39:32}}
 Fails.
* 22:39:33{{anchor|22:39:33}}
 Okay.
* 22:39:33{{anchor|22:39:33}}
 Next one.
* 22:39:35{{anchor|22:39:35}}
 Has a higher.
* 22:39:37{{anchor|22:39:37}}
 26.
* 22:39:39{{anchor|22:39:39}}
 A 30.
* 22:39:40{{anchor|22:39:40}}
 Okay, now those are all the advantages.
* 22:39:42{{anchor|22:39:42}}
 How many do I have left?
* 22:39:44{{anchor|22:39:44}}
 One, two, three, four, five.
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 Five, because you have three advantages.
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 There we go.
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 Succeed and a succeed.
* 22:39:51{{anchor|22:39:51}}
 20, 18.
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 These guys are good.
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 Fail.
* 22:39:58{{anchor|22:39:58}}
 How many are you using?
* 22:39:59{{anchor|22:39:59}}
 I succeed.
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 I should have one more.
* 22:40:04{{anchor|22:40:04}}
 Fail.
* 22:40:05{{anchor|22:40:05}}
 You used all of them?
* 22:40:07{{anchor|22:40:07}}
 Yeah, I used everything.
* 22:40:09{{anchor|22:40:09}}
 I still have nothing.
* 22:40:10{{anchor|22:40:10}}
 So what happens is.
* 22:40:10{{anchor|22:40:10}}
 Okay, so they have to.
* 22:40:14{{anchor|22:40:14}}
 Not your first time using it.
* 22:40:19{{anchor|22:40:19}}
 They cause all undead to,
* 22:40:20{{anchor|22:40:20}}
 within 30 feet of you to flee as if panicked.
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 Done.
* 22:40:24{{anchor|22:40:24}}
 They're fast.
* 22:40:25{{anchor|22:40:25}}
 They were moving fast when they were going fast.
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 Odette.
* 22:40:27{{anchor|22:40:27}}
 The cleric lets loose a blinding light
* 22:40:31{{anchor|22:40:31}}
 to all undead within his range.
* 22:40:35{{anchor|22:40:35}}
 Flash, then fleeing.
* 22:40:37{{anchor|22:40:37}}
 A number of anomalies.
* 22:40:38{{anchor|22:40:38}}
 I can't see any of that shit.
* 22:40:39{{anchor|22:40:39}}
 She's unconscious.
* 22:40:40{{anchor|22:40:40}}
 I'm unconscious.
* 22:40:41{{anchor|22:40:41}}
 I'm laying on the ground, but here's my wild magic.
* 22:40:43{{anchor|22:40:43}}
 The cat brought you back.
* 22:40:45{{anchor|22:40:45}}
 Cat brought you back.
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 You're fully restored.
* 22:40:47{{anchor|22:40:47}}
 Wait, the cat brought me back?
* 22:40:47{{anchor|22:40:47}}
 Yeah, he just stared at you and you popped up.
* 22:40:49{{anchor|22:40:49}}
 You have how many revives remaining?
* 22:40:50{{anchor|22:40:50}}
 Two.
* 22:40:51{{anchor|22:40:51}}
 Yep.
* 22:40:52{{anchor|22:40:52}}
 Okay.
* 22:40:53{{anchor|22:40:53}}
 I'll mark that off then.
* 22:40:54{{anchor|22:40:54}}
 You got it?
* 22:40:55{{anchor|22:40:55}}
 No, no, you can do it.
* 22:40:56{{anchor|22:40:56}}
 I'll do it.
* 22:40:57{{anchor|22:40:57}}
 Oh my God.
* 22:40:58{{anchor|22:40:58}}
 What is up with all these horse things?
* 22:41:00{{anchor|22:41:00}}
 I don't know, man.
* 22:41:00{{anchor|22:41:00}}
 Don't ask me.
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 The nearest horse is ravenously hungry
* 22:41:06{{anchor|22:41:06}}
 for the caster's flesh.
* 22:41:09{{anchor|22:41:09}}
 Oh no.
* 22:41:09{{anchor|22:41:09}}
 You could come eat me.
* 22:41:10{{anchor|22:41:10}}
 Apparently.
* 22:41:12{{anchor|22:41:12}}
 Have you ever had a horse try to eat you?
* 22:41:13{{anchor|22:41:13}}
 No.
* 22:41:14{{anchor|22:41:14}}
 It's not pretty.
* 22:41:16{{anchor|22:41:16}}
 I've always snuck, had a friendly horse.
* 22:41:19{{anchor|22:41:19}}
 Have you ever messed up your palm
* 22:41:20{{anchor|22:41:20}}
 when you're trying to feed them apples?
* 22:41:21{{anchor|22:41:21}}
 No.
* 22:41:22{{anchor|22:41:22}}
 Yeah, they'll bite that shit.
* 22:41:23{{anchor|22:41:23}}
 Oh yeah.
* 22:41:24{{anchor|22:41:24}}
 No.
* 22:41:25{{anchor|22:41:25}}
 No.
* 22:41:26{{anchor|22:41:26}}
 Boom is always really nice to me.
* 22:41:26{{anchor|22:41:26}}
 I know, but I've never bit me.
* 22:41:27{{anchor|22:41:27}}
 And their front teeth kind of protrude a bit,
* 22:41:29{{anchor|22:41:29}}
 the incisors, to like grasp at things.
* 22:41:31{{anchor|22:41:31}}
 Cut you.
* 22:41:32{{anchor|22:41:32}}
 I'm like an animal person.
* 22:41:35{{anchor|22:41:35}}
 They don't bite me.
* 22:41:35{{anchor|22:41:35}}
 They really, really run for their lives.
* 22:41:36{{anchor|22:41:36}}
 Have you ever seen a very hungry
* 22:41:38{{anchor|22:41:38}}
 Sarah Jessica Parker looking to eat something?
* 22:41:41{{anchor|22:41:41}}
 Oh, I see it now.
* 22:41:43{{anchor|22:41:43}}
 Well, she's horse-liked too.
* 22:41:45{{anchor|22:41:45}}
 You guys are awful.
* 22:41:46{{anchor|22:41:46}}
 Yeah.
* 22:41:48{{anchor|22:41:48}}
 So on my next move, I need to move for that?
* 22:41:50{{anchor|22:41:50}}
 You're just ravenously hungry for her flesh.
* 22:41:52{{anchor|22:41:52}}
 Whether that-
* 22:41:53{{anchor|22:41:53}}
 You can, don't have to.
* 22:41:55{{anchor|22:41:55}}
 Can he will save to see if he can-
* 22:41:57{{anchor|22:41:57}}
 I'll let you will save.
* 22:41:58{{anchor|22:41:58}}
 Each round, at the start of your turn,
* 22:42:00{{anchor|22:42:00}}
 you'll make a DC 15 will save.
* 22:42:01{{anchor|22:42:01}}
 Okay.
* 22:42:02{{anchor|22:42:02}}
 She's looking like a red delicious apple.
* 22:42:04{{anchor|22:42:04}}
 Otherwise-
* 22:42:05{{anchor|22:42:05}}
 Everyone's like,
* 22:42:06{{anchor|22:42:06}}
 Sugar cubes.
* 22:42:07{{anchor|22:42:07}}
 He just like licks me.
* 22:42:08{{anchor|22:42:08}}
 By the way, that's just no mere horse.
* 22:42:11{{anchor|22:42:11}}
 This is a strength 29 horse.
* 22:42:13{{anchor|22:42:13}}
 Yeah, you're not gonna be able to-
* 22:42:13{{anchor|22:42:13}}
 I know.
* 22:42:14{{anchor|22:42:14}}
 And at the decks of like 30.
* 22:42:17{{anchor|22:42:17}}
 This is one fast, nimble, giant ass war horse.
* 22:42:21{{anchor|22:42:21}}
 What do you want me to do, man?
* 22:42:21{{anchor|22:42:21}}
 That's walking on two legs and wait, there's more.
* 22:42:24{{anchor|22:42:24}}
 With a solid-
* 22:42:25{{anchor|22:42:25}}
 It is a straight up glass transparent horse.
* 22:42:29{{anchor|22:42:29}}
 You cannot even notice it coming
* 22:42:31{{anchor|22:42:31}}
 because it looks like you're seeing through it.
* 22:42:34{{anchor|22:42:34}}
 Ability abilities.
* 22:42:35{{anchor|22:42:35}}
 Like a predator.
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 Give me increased ability score.
* 22:42:37{{anchor|22:42:37}}
 I need to match this horse.
* 22:42:39{{anchor|22:42:39}}
 And we're gonna have a-
* 22:42:40{{anchor|22:42:40}}
 A horse?
* 22:42:41{{anchor|22:42:41}}
 And anything else you'd like to do?
* 22:42:43{{anchor|22:42:43}}
 Just stop horse riding.
* 22:42:44{{anchor|22:42:44}}
 You're fully revived.
* 22:42:45{{anchor|22:42:45}}
 Oh, fully revived, right.
* 22:42:46{{anchor|22:42:46}}
 You wanna stand up and incur a number of opportunity attacks?
* 22:42:48{{anchor|22:42:48}}
 No, I don't.
* 22:42:49{{anchor|22:42:49}}
 No, she's got no one around me.
* 22:42:49{{anchor|22:42:49}}
 There's no one near me.
* 22:42:50{{anchor|22:42:50}}
 No one's around me.
* 22:42:51{{anchor|22:42:51}}
 But I will stand up.
* 22:42:52{{anchor|22:42:52}}
 Can you run over here
* 22:42:53{{anchor|22:42:53}}
 and if I strangle this guy, you stab him to death
* 22:42:55{{anchor|22:42:55}}
 or beat him to death?
* 22:42:55{{anchor|22:42:55}}
 I can't.
* 22:42:56{{anchor|22:42:56}}
 I'm right here.
* 22:42:57{{anchor|22:42:57}}
 Can we see in there?
* 22:42:58{{anchor|22:42:58}}
 Or is there like a weird-
* 22:42:59{{anchor|22:42:59}}
 No.
* 22:43:00{{anchor|22:43:00}}
 Here, let me help you.
* 22:43:01{{anchor|22:43:01}}
 Green thing happening though.
* 22:43:01{{anchor|22:43:01}}
 I can see you.
* 22:43:02{{anchor|22:43:02}}
 Okay, it's-
* 22:43:03{{anchor|22:43:03}}
 I helped you.
* 22:43:04{{anchor|22:43:04}}
 Boom.
* 22:43:05{{anchor|22:43:05}}
 You're over here.
* 22:43:06{{anchor|22:43:06}}
 Let's do it.
* 22:43:06{{anchor|22:43:06}}
 I can't see any of that.
* 22:43:07{{anchor|22:43:07}}
 You're right next to me.
* 22:43:08{{anchor|22:43:08}}
 There's a building behind you.
* 22:43:09{{anchor|22:43:09}}
 Don't worry about it.
* 22:43:10{{anchor|22:43:10}}
 All right.
* 22:43:11{{anchor|22:43:11}}
 Okay.
* 22:43:11{{anchor|22:43:11}}
 I'm gonna smack that.
* 22:43:12{{anchor|22:43:12}}
 She stood up and could move 20 feet.
* 22:43:13{{anchor|22:43:13}}
 She's right next to me.
* 22:43:14{{anchor|22:43:14}}
 Did she move only 20 feet?
* 22:43:15{{anchor|22:43:15}}
 She ran.
* 22:43:16{{anchor|22:43:16}}
 What is it?
* 22:43:18{{anchor|22:43:18}}
 She can't run.
* 22:43:18{{anchor|22:43:18}}
 She had to stand up.
* 22:43:19{{anchor|22:43:19}}
 You can only move 30 feet.
* 22:43:23{{anchor|22:43:23}}
 My movement speed is 30.
* 22:43:24{{anchor|22:43:24}}
 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, perfect.
* 22:43:27{{anchor|22:43:27}}
 I'm good.
* 22:43:29{{anchor|22:43:29}}
 You're up all the way.
* 22:43:29{{anchor|22:43:29}}
 It's good.
* 22:43:30{{anchor|22:43:30}}
 That's right.
* 22:43:31{{anchor|22:43:31}}
 He's grappled.
* 22:43:32{{anchor|22:43:32}}
 You can try to break now.
* 22:43:33{{anchor|22:43:33}}
 I'll just cast.
* 22:43:35{{anchor|22:43:35}}
 How are you casting?
* 22:43:36{{anchor|22:43:36}}
 By making concentration checks.
* 22:43:38{{anchor|22:43:38}}
 If it's, you're in a grapple.
* 22:43:41{{anchor|22:43:41}}
 I know.
* 22:43:41{{anchor|22:43:41}}
 My target DC is your CMD.
* 22:43:43{{anchor|22:43:43}}
 What's your CMD?
* 22:43:44{{anchor|22:43:44}}
 I get a plus five, so it'd be 26.
* 22:43:45{{anchor|22:43:45}}
 No, you don't.
* 22:43:46{{anchor|22:43:46}}
 You haven't maintained it yet.
* 22:43:47{{anchor|22:43:47}}
 This is your first run.
* 22:43:48{{anchor|22:43:48}}
 I am in control.
* 22:43:49{{anchor|22:43:49}}
 I get a plus five.
* 22:43:50{{anchor|22:43:50}}
 No, you don't.
* 22:43:51{{anchor|22:43:51}}
 Yes, I do.
* 22:43:52{{anchor|22:43:52}}
 Only if you maintain it for two rounds.
* 22:43:54{{anchor|22:43:54}}
 No.
* 22:43:55{{anchor|22:43:55}}
 Yes.
* 22:43:55{{anchor|22:43:55}}
 Go look up grapple.
* 22:43:56{{anchor|22:43:56}}
 You look up grapple.
* 22:43:57{{anchor|22:43:57}}
 I already looked up.
* 22:43:58{{anchor|22:43:58}}
 I'm saying you're wrong.
* 22:43:59{{anchor|22:43:59}}
 Look up grapple.
* 22:44:00{{anchor|22:44:00}}
 I'm not grappled anymore.
* 22:44:01{{anchor|22:44:01}}
 I have a plus five.
* 22:44:01{{anchor|22:44:01}}
 Y'all are reminding me.
* 22:44:03{{anchor|22:44:03}}
 What's your CMD total without the plus five?
* 22:44:05{{anchor|22:44:05}}
 21.
* 22:44:06{{anchor|22:44:06}}
 Can't triple stamp a double stamp.
* 22:44:08{{anchor|22:44:08}}
 Lloyd.
* 22:44:10{{anchor|22:44:10}}
 A grappled character attempts to cast a spell
* 22:44:12{{anchor|22:44:12}}
 or use a spell like ability must make a concentration check.
* 22:44:15{{anchor|22:44:15}}
 DC 10 plus grapple, CMD plus spell level
* 22:44:19{{anchor|22:44:19}}
 Or lose the spell.
* 22:44:20{{anchor|22:44:20}}
 So you don't get a plus five.
* 22:44:22{{anchor|22:44:22}}
 So it is 10 plus your CMD.
* 22:44:24{{anchor|22:44:24}}
 What's that?
* 22:44:25{{anchor|22:44:25}}
 21.
* 22:44:26{{anchor|22:44:26}}
 No, CMD, combat maneuver bonus, not defense.
* 22:44:28{{anchor|22:44:28}}
 Oh, seven.
* 22:44:29{{anchor|22:44:29}}
 So seven plus 10 is 17.
* 22:44:31{{anchor|22:44:31}}
 And what is your spell level?
* 22:44:32{{anchor|22:44:32}}
 No, your spell level.
* 22:44:33{{anchor|22:44:33}}
 Or what is my spell level?
* 22:44:34{{anchor|22:44:34}}
 Okay, so 17 plus spell level.
* 22:44:35{{anchor|22:44:35}}
 Plus nine.
* 22:44:36{{anchor|22:44:36}}
 Wait, isn't it my turn?
* 22:44:37{{anchor|22:44:37}}
 Why is it making, why is that?
* 22:44:39{{anchor|22:44:39}}
 No, you stood up and walked over.
* 22:44:41{{anchor|22:44:41}}
 Oh, I can't hit it, right, right.
* 22:44:43{{anchor|22:44:43}}
 It takes my, it takes my move action to stand.
* 22:44:50{{anchor|22:44:50}}
 And then you sub downgraded your standard
* 22:44:52{{anchor|22:44:52}}
 to move over there.
* 22:44:53{{anchor|22:44:53}}
 Also, are you casting defensively?
* 22:44:55{{anchor|22:44:55}}
 Otherwise, I get the attack opportunity.
* 22:44:58{{anchor|22:44:58}}
 No, I am.
* 22:44:59{{anchor|22:44:59}}
 When I'm around.
* 22:45:00{{anchor|22:45:00}}
 Making a concentration check to cast.
* 22:45:02{{anchor|22:45:02}}
 Do I have to, do I have to do my judgment again?
* 22:45:08{{anchor|22:45:08}}
 Because I went down negative 10 HP.
* 22:45:10{{anchor|22:45:10}}
 Do you have any, who has nat 20?
* 22:45:14{{anchor|22:45:14}}
 Oh, you're fully reset.
* 22:45:15{{anchor|22:45:15}}
 I have five.
* 22:45:16{{anchor|22:45:16}}
 You have all your spells back.
* 22:45:17{{anchor|22:45:17}}
 How many is it?
* 22:45:18{{anchor|22:45:18}}
 It fully resets.
* 22:45:19{{anchor|22:45:19}}
 Like you were.
* 22:45:20{{anchor|22:45:20}}
 It will crush you to death.
* 22:45:21{{anchor|22:45:21}}
 You fully re-reveled to life.
* 22:45:23{{anchor|22:45:23}}
 So all your spells are back.
* 22:45:24{{anchor|22:45:24}}
 Okay, my question is.
* 22:45:25{{anchor|22:45:25}}
 I have my magic.
* 22:45:28{{anchor|22:45:28}}
 I have like.
* 22:45:29{{anchor|22:45:29}}
 I'm just gonna burn them all right here.
* 22:45:30{{anchor|22:45:30}}
 Okay, well I'm gonna swift action.
* 22:45:32{{anchor|22:45:32}}
 Until your death.
* 22:45:33{{anchor|22:45:33}}
 Bring my judgment back up.
* 22:45:34{{anchor|22:45:34}}
 This is my desperate plan.
* 22:45:36{{anchor|22:45:36}}
 Eight.
* 22:45:37{{anchor|22:45:37}}
 I like that.
* 22:45:38{{anchor|22:45:38}}
 I'm young.
* 22:45:43{{anchor|22:45:43}}
 8,606 my next wild magic.
* 22:45:46{{anchor|22:45:46}}
 Get all my stuff back.
* 22:45:48{{anchor|22:45:48}}
 Hell yeah.
* 22:45:50{{anchor|22:45:50}}
 Good roll of mine.
* 22:45:51{{anchor|22:45:51}}
 I can't see.
* 22:45:55{{anchor|22:45:55}}
 I can just hit nice rest right?
* 22:45:57{{anchor|22:45:57}}
 There we go, starting high.
* 22:46:03{{anchor|22:46:03}}
 What's happening?
* 22:46:04{{anchor|22:46:04}}
 I'm going to cast cone of cold.
* 22:46:06{{anchor|22:46:06}}
 60 foot distance.
* 22:46:08{{anchor|22:46:08}}
 How many can I hit?
* 22:46:09{{anchor|22:46:09}}
 Obviously you and her.
* 22:46:11{{anchor|22:46:11}}
 But I guess that's it.
* 22:46:12{{anchor|22:46:12}}
 That's okay.
* 22:46:13{{anchor|22:46:13}}
 I have resistance to cold damage, I FYI.
* 22:46:15{{anchor|22:46:15}}
 Are you gonna five foot step back?
* 22:46:17{{anchor|22:46:17}}
 I can't grapple to it.
* 22:46:19{{anchor|22:46:19}}
 How much health do you have?
* 22:46:21{{anchor|22:46:21}}
 I have 44.
* 22:46:24{{anchor|22:46:24}}
 And I have resistance to cold.
* 22:46:25{{anchor|22:46:25}}
 How much health did you have?
* 22:46:28{{anchor|22:46:28}}
 Not enough.
* 22:46:29{{anchor|22:46:29}}
 Let me check your thieves, Steven.
* 22:46:32{{anchor|22:46:32}}
 It's okay, all we have to do is look at him.
* 22:46:34{{anchor|22:46:34}}
 You're all caught up.
* 22:46:35{{anchor|22:46:35}}
 We can only do that twice more.
* 22:46:38{{anchor|22:46:38}}
 Well, until the chat wants to save us.
* 22:46:42{{anchor|22:46:42}}
 I think this has to be a file.
* 22:46:46{{anchor|22:46:46}}
 So I don't think we can do another bottle
* 22:46:47{{anchor|22:46:47}}
 after this half a drink.
* 22:46:53{{anchor|22:46:53}}
 Do you have any ones?
* 22:46:54{{anchor|22:46:54}}
 That's the only way.
* 22:46:55{{anchor|22:46:55}}
 On your triggers, do you have any dooms?
* 22:46:56{{anchor|22:46:56}}
 I want to see all these things.
* 22:46:58{{anchor|22:46:58}}
 I'm completely fresh.
* 22:47:01{{anchor|22:47:01}}
 Yeah, if it's your turn,
* 22:47:02{{anchor|22:47:02}}
 make sure you're using your wild magics on your turns.
* 22:47:05{{anchor|22:47:05}}
 I'm just gonna queue up all of them.
* 22:47:06{{anchor|22:47:06}}
 Every turn I'm using my wild magic.
* 22:47:07{{anchor|22:47:07}}
 Every turn use wild magic.
* 22:47:10{{anchor|22:47:10}}
 Bro, I just rolled the same.
* 22:47:11{{anchor|22:47:11}}
 Until you're out.
* 22:47:12{{anchor|22:47:12}}
 Also, can we stumble and trip on magic items too
* 22:47:15{{anchor|22:47:15}}
 as we walk around the battlefield?
* 22:47:17{{anchor|22:47:17}}
 What's your concentration?
* 22:47:19{{anchor|22:47:19}}
 I'm looking.
* 22:47:20{{anchor|22:47:20}}
 All my tower floors.
* 22:47:21{{anchor|22:47:21}}
 I never got my magic item.
* 22:47:24{{anchor|22:47:24}}
 Same.
* 22:47:25{{anchor|22:47:25}}
 You'll get it right now.
* 22:47:26{{anchor|22:47:26}}
 Or cursed item.
* 22:47:27{{anchor|22:47:27}}
 I have like two cursed items, three magic items.
* 22:47:29{{anchor|22:47:29}}
 I have magic stuff.
* 22:47:30{{anchor|22:47:30}}
 We need to live before we can get the loot.
* 22:47:32{{anchor|22:47:32}}
 We basically, we need to live through this encounter.
* 22:47:35{{anchor|22:47:35}}
 And then we get to go in the tower.
* 22:47:36{{anchor|22:47:36}}
 That's like, we just gotta do it, guys.
* 22:47:39{{anchor|22:47:39}}
 We can do this.
* 22:47:39{{anchor|22:47:39}}
 I have faith.
* 22:47:41{{anchor|22:47:41}}
 I'm still waiting to hear this guy's concentration check.
* 22:47:43{{anchor|22:47:43}}
 I know he's working on it.
* 22:47:45{{anchor|22:47:45}}
 It doesn't list it.
* 22:47:46{{anchor|22:47:46}}
 Why doesn't it list it?
* 22:47:46{{anchor|22:47:46}}
 Because it can't do it.
* 22:47:48{{anchor|22:47:48}}
 It's...
* 22:47:49{{anchor|22:47:49}}
 It can't do it.
* 22:47:50{{anchor|22:47:50}}
 It can't do anything that everyone else can do.
* 22:47:52{{anchor|22:47:52}}
 Isn't it just your constitution?
* 22:47:53{{anchor|22:47:53}}
 I thought it had a physical component.
* 22:47:55{{anchor|22:47:55}}
 No.
* 22:47:56{{anchor|22:47:56}}
 Modifier.
* 22:47:56{{anchor|22:47:56}}
 It's not...
* 22:47:57{{anchor|22:47:57}}
 Oh no, it's on the spell.
* 22:47:58{{anchor|22:47:58}}
 Does it require a...
* 22:47:59{{anchor|22:47:59}}
 Read the spell.
* 22:48:00{{anchor|22:48:00}}
 Doesn't matter what it requires.
* 22:48:01{{anchor|22:48:01}}
 There's no restrictions on that.
* 22:48:03{{anchor|22:48:03}}
 Grapple.
* 22:48:04{{anchor|22:48:04}}
 Grapple just says you must make a concentration check
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 if you're casting a spell.
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 But if it requires two hands to cast,
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 you cannot use one hand.
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 No spell requires two hands to cast.
* 22:48:10{{anchor|22:48:10}}
 If you're helpless, could you cast?
* 22:48:12{{anchor|22:48:12}}
 That's my next question.
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 Like if I move you to this stage of helpless,
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 would you be able to cast from the concentration check?
* 22:48:17{{anchor|22:48:17}}
 No, not if you're helpless.
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 Unless it's a purely mental thing.
* 22:48:19{{anchor|22:48:19}}
 What kind of spell is it?
* 22:48:20{{anchor|22:48:20}}
 Some are like...
* 22:48:21{{anchor|22:48:21}}
 Well right now, I'm going up cold.
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 It doesn't matter what the spell is.
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 I need to know what my concentration value is,
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 which is, I believe, derived from intelligence.
* 22:48:29{{anchor|22:48:29}}
 No, but if you need your hands, you can't do it right.
* 22:48:30{{anchor|22:48:30}}
 I don't...
* 22:48:31{{anchor|22:48:31}}
 No, the grapple rules specifically say you may cast spells.
* 22:48:34{{anchor|22:48:34}}
 Oh, okay.
* 22:48:34{{anchor|22:48:34}}
 Right.
* 22:48:35{{anchor|22:48:35}}
 So it's like the raw roll.
* 22:48:37{{anchor|22:48:37}}
 Because it doesn't have the feat.
* 22:48:39{{anchor|22:48:39}}
 Or it doesn't have the skill.
* 22:48:40{{anchor|22:48:40}}
 So I have...
* 22:48:42{{anchor|22:48:42}}
 What do you mean I don't have the skill?
* 22:48:43{{anchor|22:48:43}}
 There's no character in this game
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 that doesn't have a concentration check.
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 It's a derived value.
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 It's a waterfall stat.
* 22:48:47{{anchor|22:48:47}}
 Right.
* 22:48:48{{anchor|22:48:48}}
 Every character has the stat.
* 22:48:50{{anchor|22:48:50}}
 You just roll...
* 22:48:51{{anchor|22:48:51}}
 It's usually on the spell.
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 It is a waterfall stat.
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 It's derived from intelligence.
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 So long as you have an intelligence score,
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 you have a concentration check.
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 It usually says it on the spell.
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 All right.
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 You get 20 and your caster level
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 and the ability score modifier.
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 I used to determine bonus spells.
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 Thank you.
* 22:49:04{{anchor|22:49:04}}
 And the ability score modifier is six.
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 My caster level is 11.
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 It makes my concentration a 17.
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 But I have a feat called combat training,
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 defensive combat training,
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 which adds, I believe, another plus four.
* 22:49:15{{anchor|22:49:15}}
 We shall see.
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 For the children.
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 You guys, ability score increases for me
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 so that I can arm wrestle a horse.
* 22:49:23{{anchor|22:49:23}}
 Okay, so plus 17.
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 What's the DC?
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 A 17 plus spell level.
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 Spell level is good.
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 22.
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 It's a 17 versus 22.
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 Ready?
* 22:49:31{{anchor|22:49:31}}
 Sure.
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 A one.
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 It is a 10.
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 27 versus 22, I succeed.
* 22:49:35{{anchor|22:49:35}}
 Okay.
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 You may cast.
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 All right.
* 22:49:38{{anchor|22:49:38}}
 11D something.
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 And is there a save?
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 You don't even need to roll when you have a plus 22.
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 I thought there was a limit on how many Ds.
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 Is there a reflex for half?
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 Also, there's max value.
* 22:49:48{{anchor|22:49:48}}
 And there's 11D6.
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 There's no max on it?
* 22:49:51{{anchor|22:49:51}}
 Of course there is, but it's greater than 11.
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 What's the target for the save?
* 22:49:55{{anchor|22:49:55}}
 The target for the save is a DC of...
* 22:50:01{{anchor|22:50:01}}
 You don't know.
* 22:50:03{{anchor|22:50:03}}
 I can know.
* 22:50:04{{anchor|22:50:04}}
 I'm a wizard.
* 22:50:04{{anchor|22:50:04}}
 No, you don't know.
* 22:50:05{{anchor|22:50:05}}
 For all the same reasons, I know he's level 11.
* 22:50:08{{anchor|22:50:08}}
 I know that.
* 22:50:09{{anchor|22:50:09}}
 So again, the difficulty rating for its save
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 is a waterfall stat.
* 22:50:14{{anchor|22:50:14}}
 You do not know his stats.
* 22:50:15{{anchor|22:50:15}}
 You know the spell.
* 22:50:16{{anchor|22:50:16}}
 You know it has a save.
* 22:50:17{{anchor|22:50:17}}
 You don't know what the save value is.
* 22:50:18{{anchor|22:50:18}}
 Okay, let's start with what's the level of the spell.
* 22:50:20{{anchor|22:50:20}}
 11.
* 22:50:21{{anchor|22:50:21}}
 You know that.
* 22:50:22{{anchor|22:50:22}}
 Okay, make your spellcraft check.
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 What's the name of the spell?
* 22:50:27{{anchor|22:50:27}}
 15 plus spell level.
* 22:50:28{{anchor|22:50:28}}
 We need a 20.
* 22:50:29{{anchor|22:50:29}}
 I have rolled a 23.
* 22:50:30{{anchor|22:50:30}}
 Okay, you know that the spell is called Cone of Cold
* 22:50:32{{anchor|22:50:32}}
 and that it is fifth level.
* 22:50:34{{anchor|22:50:34}}
 You also know that it is an evocation magic.
* 22:50:36{{anchor|22:50:36}}
 Okay, now I'm gonna spend all the time
* 22:50:38{{anchor|22:50:38}}
 to look up Cone of Cold.
* 22:50:39{{anchor|22:50:39}}
 So since you have it in front of me.
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 It does a number of D6 in equal to cast level.
* 22:50:43{{anchor|22:50:43}}
 I'm asking what its save is.
* 22:50:45{{anchor|22:50:45}}
 Based upon?
* 22:50:46{{anchor|22:50:46}}
 On the spell.
* 22:50:48{{anchor|22:50:48}}
 The spell does not have a save.
* 22:50:50{{anchor|22:50:50}}
 It's based on the caster's stats.
* 22:50:52{{anchor|22:50:52}}
 The spell says.
* 22:50:54{{anchor|22:50:54}}
 Reflex A.
* 22:50:55{{anchor|22:50:55}}
 Reflex X.
* 22:50:56{{anchor|22:50:56}}
 What does it say on the spell?
* 22:50:57{{anchor|22:50:57}}
 The spell does not say that.
* 22:50:59{{anchor|22:50:59}}
 What's the spell say then?
* 22:51:00{{anchor|22:51:00}}
 The spell says.
* 22:51:01{{anchor|22:51:01}}
 The spell says.
* 22:51:01{{anchor|22:51:01}}
 Give me the text that the spell says.
* 22:51:03{{anchor|22:51:03}}
 Okay.
* 22:51:04{{anchor|22:51:04}}
 I can.
* 22:51:05{{anchor|22:51:05}}
 I don't understand why you're being so difficult.
* 22:51:07{{anchor|22:51:07}}
 Because I'm telling you the true rules.
* 22:51:09{{anchor|22:51:09}}
 Give me the text of what the spell says.
* 22:51:10{{anchor|22:51:10}}
 Cone of Cold creates an area of extreme cold
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 originating at your hand and extending out of your cone.
* 22:51:15{{anchor|22:51:15}}
 It drains heat dealing 1 D6 points of cold damage
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 per cast level.
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 That's it.
* 22:51:19{{anchor|22:51:19}}
 That's what it says.
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 Because it doesn't contain an innate DC chip.
* 22:51:22{{anchor|22:51:22}}
 Why didn't you say save for half?
* 22:51:24{{anchor|22:51:24}}
 It is.
* 22:51:25{{anchor|22:51:25}}
 Save for half.
* 22:51:25{{anchor|22:51:25}}
 This is how spells work in Pathfinder.
* 22:51:27{{anchor|22:51:27}}
 Ready?
* 22:51:28{{anchor|22:51:28}}
 So it's a level of what?
* 22:51:29{{anchor|22:51:29}}
 Five?
* 22:51:29{{anchor|22:51:29}}
 So I need a 16.
* 22:51:30{{anchor|22:51:30}}
 You are incorrect.
* 22:51:31{{anchor|22:51:31}}
 That's not how it is.
* 22:51:32{{anchor|22:51:32}}
 That's not how DCs work in this game.
* 22:51:34{{anchor|22:51:34}}
 Yeah.
* 22:51:35{{anchor|22:51:35}}
 It's spell caster plus the spell level.
* 22:51:36{{anchor|22:51:36}}
 Incorrect.
* 22:51:37{{anchor|22:51:37}}
 That's incorrect.
* 22:51:38{{anchor|22:51:38}}
 Okay.
* 22:51:39{{anchor|22:51:39}}
 What is the ruling then?
* 22:51:39{{anchor|22:51:39}}
 That it's based on his intelligence.
* 22:51:41{{anchor|22:51:41}}
 His casting modifier.
* 22:51:42{{anchor|22:51:42}}
 Yeah.
* 22:51:42{{anchor|22:51:42}}
 You have to have intelligence.
* 22:51:43{{anchor|22:51:43}}
 That is why you don't know what the DC is.
* 22:51:44{{anchor|22:51:44}}
 No, please.
* 22:51:45{{anchor|22:51:45}}
 So it's minimum 16 plus intelligence.
* 22:51:48{{anchor|22:51:48}}
 Is that correct?
* 22:51:49{{anchor|22:51:49}}
 The DC of the spell is I believe minimum 15
* 22:51:53{{anchor|22:51:53}}
 plus the caster level stat.
* 22:51:56{{anchor|22:51:56}}
 Okay.
* 22:51:58{{anchor|22:51:58}}
 That's why you don't know.
* 22:51:59{{anchor|22:51:59}}
 No, I understand.
* 22:52:00{{anchor|22:52:00}}
 So I'm not being difficult.
* 22:52:02{{anchor|22:52:02}}
 You are.
* 22:52:02{{anchor|22:52:02}}
 Is it a will thing?
* 22:52:03{{anchor|22:52:03}}
 I need to say it's a reflex, right?
* 22:52:05{{anchor|22:52:05}}
 It is a reflex thing.
* 22:52:06{{anchor|22:52:06}}
 And also it's 11 to 10.
* 22:52:07{{anchor|22:52:07}}
 The six, sorry.
* 22:52:08{{anchor|22:52:08}}
 It's not mythic.
* 22:52:09{{anchor|22:52:09}}
 I have my 11 to six right here in my hand.
* 22:52:12{{anchor|22:52:12}}
 I know.
* 22:52:12{{anchor|22:52:12}}
 I'm sorry.
* 22:52:13{{anchor|22:52:13}}
 You could have made it mythic.
* 22:52:14{{anchor|22:52:14}}
 All right.
* 22:52:15{{anchor|22:52:15}}
 11 to 10.
* 22:52:16{{anchor|22:52:16}}
 You get the bonus.
* 22:52:17{{anchor|22:52:17}}
 I will burn it.
* 22:52:17{{anchor|22:52:17}}
 It's possible for me to make a mythic.
* 22:52:19{{anchor|22:52:19}}
 It's a mythic of Christian.
* 22:52:20{{anchor|22:52:20}}
 No, it's not.
* 22:52:21{{anchor|22:52:21}}
 That's not what mythic means.
* 22:52:22{{anchor|22:52:22}}
 You're a DM.
* 22:52:23{{anchor|22:52:23}}
 They can do whatever you want.
* 22:52:25{{anchor|22:52:25}}
 Good DMs don't do whatever they want.
* 22:52:26{{anchor|22:52:26}}
 I burn it.
* 22:52:27{{anchor|22:52:27}}
 Good DMs make rules.
* 22:52:28{{anchor|22:52:28}}
 Stick to the rules.
* 22:52:29{{anchor|22:52:29}}
 I burn it at 20 on it.
* 22:52:30{{anchor|22:52:30}}
 Go.
* 22:52:30{{anchor|22:52:30}}
 What?
* 22:52:31{{anchor|22:52:31}}
 I burn it at 20 on it.
* 22:52:32{{anchor|22:52:32}}
 It lets you die if you die.
* 22:52:33{{anchor|22:52:33}}
 You burn it at 20.
* 22:52:34{{anchor|22:52:34}}
 You take half of this.
* 22:52:35{{anchor|22:52:35}}
 Right.
* 22:52:35{{anchor|22:52:35}}
 And then you, what would you like to do
* 22:52:37{{anchor|22:52:37}}
 for your save reflex?
* 22:52:38{{anchor|22:52:38}}
 What's the save?
* 22:52:39{{anchor|22:52:39}}
 It's reflex.
* 22:52:40{{anchor|22:52:40}}
 Reflex?
* 22:52:42{{anchor|22:52:42}}
 Do I have a-
* 22:52:43{{anchor|22:52:43}}
 We're about to do it all over again.
* 22:52:44{{anchor|22:52:44}}
 Let's see.
* 22:52:45{{anchor|22:52:45}}
 No, but what's the save?
* 22:52:46{{anchor|22:52:46}}
 What's the save?
* 22:52:48{{anchor|22:52:48}}
 I'll roll.
* 22:52:48{{anchor|22:52:48}}
 What's the DC?
* 22:52:49{{anchor|22:52:49}}
 What's the DC?
* 22:52:50{{anchor|22:52:50}}
 At least 50.
* 22:52:51{{anchor|22:52:51}}
 I know I don't know what the DC is.
* 22:52:52{{anchor|22:52:52}}
 I get to know what the DC was, by the way.
* 22:52:53{{anchor|22:52:53}}
 You will as soon as she does.
* 22:52:53{{anchor|22:52:53}}
 So, 20, 21.
* 22:52:54{{anchor|22:52:54}}
 You needed a 21.
* 22:52:55{{anchor|22:52:55}}
 Oh, excellent.
* 22:52:56{{anchor|22:52:56}}
 I would have needed a 12.
* 22:52:57{{anchor|22:52:57}}
 Thank you for the inspiration.
* 22:52:58{{anchor|22:52:58}}
 That's a lot of D6s.
* 22:52:59{{anchor|22:52:59}}
 Good save.
* 22:53:00{{anchor|22:53:00}}
 Eight.
* 22:53:01{{anchor|22:53:01}}
 14.
* 22:53:02{{anchor|22:53:02}}
 That's a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:03{{anchor|22:53:03}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:04{{anchor|22:53:04}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:05{{anchor|22:53:05}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:06{{anchor|22:53:06}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:07{{anchor|22:53:07}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:08{{anchor|22:53:08}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:09{{anchor|22:53:09}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:10{{anchor|22:53:10}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:21{{anchor|22:53:21}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:21{{anchor|22:53:21}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:22{{anchor|22:53:22}}
 I have a lot of D6s.
* 22:53:23{{anchor|22:53:23}}
 Good save.
* 22:53:24{{anchor|22:53:24}}
 To half the value.
* 22:53:25{{anchor|22:53:25}}
 I have cold resistance.
* 22:53:26{{anchor|22:53:26}}
 I have cold resistance.
* 22:53:27{{anchor|22:53:27}}
 I'm busy turning that egg here.
* 22:53:28{{anchor|22:53:28}}
 I can't heal you.
* 22:53:29{{anchor|22:53:29}}
 37.
* 22:53:30{{anchor|22:53:30}}
 You can also challenge.
* 22:53:31{{anchor|22:53:31}}
 37 or...
* 22:53:32{{anchor|22:53:32}}
 It's for damage.
* 22:53:33{{anchor|22:53:33}}
 18.
* 22:53:34{{anchor|22:53:34}}
 That's a lot of damage.
* 22:53:35{{anchor|22:53:35}}
 But I have cold resistance, of course.
* 22:53:36{{anchor|22:53:36}}
 Multiply times 9.
* 22:53:37{{anchor|22:53:37}}
 Then 8.
* 22:53:38{{anchor|22:53:38}}
 But reducing the damage output on John by 50%.
* 22:53:39{{anchor|22:53:39}}
 At what level spell is this?
* 22:53:40{{anchor|22:53:40}}
 Okay. I only took 12. Okay.
* 22:53:45{{anchor|22:53:45}}
 The other cold zombies.
* 22:53:49{{anchor|22:53:49}}
 Three of them are fleeing, so they have to do another.
* 22:53:51{{anchor|22:53:51}}
 We'll say, well, say, well, they didn't get there.
* 22:53:55{{anchor|22:53:55}}
 They didn't make their distance.
* 22:53:56{{anchor|22:53:56}}
 You just need to start.
* 22:53:57{{anchor|22:53:57}}
 Well, they double the first and then I take this amazing show
* 22:54:00{{anchor|22:54:00}}
 of things thrown.
* 22:54:02{{anchor|22:54:02}}
 Yo, well, Ishmael, are they running immediately
* 22:54:07{{anchor|22:54:07}}
 when you cast the spell or do they have to first do another will save
* 22:54:10{{anchor|22:54:10}}
 the horse to the try to eat me.
* 22:54:12{{anchor|22:54:12}}
 They should have run.
* 22:54:13{{anchor|22:54:13}}
 They at least get one one round where they have to run.
* 22:54:15{{anchor|22:54:15}}
 OK, move it and then we'll say.
* 22:54:18{{anchor|22:54:18}}
 Leave from him towards the let's know towards the let's.
* 22:54:21{{anchor|22:54:21}}
 OK, OK. How much?
* 22:54:23{{anchor|22:54:23}}
 What's the double move?
* 22:54:24{{anchor|22:54:24}}
 Their move is 30 seconds of 60.
* 22:54:26{{anchor|22:54:26}}
 So make sure you measure it on to.
* 22:54:29{{anchor|22:54:29}}
 Why are they fleeing towards the let's say because fleeing says
* 22:54:32{{anchor|22:54:32}}
 you flee away from the enemy target.
* 22:54:33{{anchor|22:54:33}}
 Right. Why couldn't they flee that way towards the.
* 22:54:35{{anchor|22:54:35}}
 They absolutely could, but they don't have to.
* 22:54:37{{anchor|22:54:37}}
 So they're not.
* 22:54:39{{anchor|22:54:39}}
 So they're just in a 360 degree panic.
* 22:54:42{{anchor|22:54:42}}
 We're back of opportunity to save the let's.
* 22:54:44{{anchor|22:54:44}}
 Correct.
* 22:54:45{{anchor|22:54:45}}
 They make a very easy decision in the wide open and the worst
* 22:54:48{{anchor|22:54:48}}
 they have available to them to move towards the let's.
* 22:54:51{{anchor|22:54:51}}
 So you get to bite one of them, John.
* 22:54:53{{anchor|22:54:53}}
 They're not they're not stupid.
* 22:54:56{{anchor|22:54:56}}
 John Biden, they are the glass horse.
* 22:54:58{{anchor|22:54:58}}
 Correct. And when you're panicked, you can make some low level logical decisions.
* 22:55:02{{anchor|22:55:02}}
 Yeah, you're cognitive.
* 22:55:03{{anchor|22:55:03}}
 Oh, you have to.
* 22:55:04{{anchor|22:55:04}}
 Sure. Yeah, your cognitive wills.
* 22:55:06{{anchor|22:55:06}}
 But they're directly running towards the list.
* 22:55:08{{anchor|22:55:08}}
 What if you had a giant friend of yours who could help you?
* 22:55:12{{anchor|22:55:12}}
 You would run to them when you're panicked.
* 22:55:14{{anchor|22:55:14}}
 And I got the opportunity.
* 22:55:16{{anchor|22:55:16}}
 Who we both get attack of opportunity.
* 22:55:19{{anchor|22:55:19}}
 No, it's forced movement.
* 22:55:20{{anchor|22:55:20}}
 Oh, attacks on human work.
* 22:55:23{{anchor|22:55:23}}
 You also have a crazy.
* 22:55:24{{anchor|22:55:24}}
 Well, we were hoping it's not.
* 22:55:27{{anchor|22:55:27}}
 I wanted it to happen.
* 22:55:28{{anchor|22:55:28}}
 And I thought it was to this time.
* 22:55:30{{anchor|22:55:30}}
 It's supposed to be that if at any moment,
* 22:55:32{{anchor|22:55:32}}
 you believe that I am not making good decisions for these
* 22:55:36{{anchor|22:55:36}}
 intelligent professor monsters, let me know.
* 22:55:39{{anchor|22:55:39}}
 I cannot stop.
* 22:55:40{{anchor|22:55:40}}
 I want to talk about it.
* 22:55:41{{anchor|22:55:41}}
 They literally went to the school of tactics.
* 22:55:44{{anchor|22:55:44}}
 So they have to run as they are.
* 22:55:46{{anchor|22:55:46}}
 Mindless. They are.
* 22:55:47{{anchor|22:55:47}}
 And if you run directly away, run away from the month.
* 22:55:51{{anchor|22:55:51}}
 Well, I believe you run directly away from the creature that you're.
* 22:55:55{{anchor|22:55:55}}
 I don't know how that works.
* 22:55:56{{anchor|22:55:56}}
 Well, that's how you forced us to do it.
* 22:55:57{{anchor|22:55:57}}
 I would have to.
* 22:55:58{{anchor|22:55:58}}
 That horse ran over here in the corner.
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 I have a valid question.
* 22:56:03{{anchor|22:56:03}}
 Oh, wait back here.
* 22:56:03{{anchor|22:56:03}}
 Yeah, right over here in the corner.
* 22:56:05{{anchor|22:56:05}}
 Now he has a question.
* 22:56:06{{anchor|22:56:06}}
 That was an ally.
* 22:56:07{{anchor|22:56:07}}
 I'm worse with my life.
* 22:56:08{{anchor|22:56:08}}
 She's got her hand.
* 22:56:08{{anchor|22:56:08}}
 I could not demoralize them because they are not their brain.
* 22:56:12{{anchor|22:56:12}}
 This is a spell that evades that ability.
* 22:56:14{{anchor|22:56:14}}
 OK, it's called a turn undead.
* 22:56:16{{anchor|22:56:16}}
 It's specifically for undead.
* 22:56:18{{anchor|22:56:18}}
 OK, yeah, right.
* 22:56:19{{anchor|22:56:19}}
 OK, the other ones shall also double time back to the.
* 22:56:24{{anchor|22:56:24}}
 Oh, no. What the do they withdraw?
* 22:56:26{{anchor|22:56:26}}
 The glitches and now the ones that withdraw.
* 22:56:29{{anchor|22:56:29}}
 No, no, no.
* 22:56:30{{anchor|22:56:30}}
 They withdraw either.
* 22:56:33{{anchor|22:56:33}}
 The other three.
* 22:56:34{{anchor|22:56:34}}
 The other one.
* 22:56:35{{anchor|22:56:35}}
 The fight.
* 22:56:36{{anchor|22:56:36}}
 I have a I have a new plan.
* 22:56:37{{anchor|22:56:37}}
 Nice, nice.
* 22:56:40{{anchor|22:56:40}}
 What's your new plan?
* 22:56:41{{anchor|22:56:41}}
 You'll watch. OK, this is funny.
* 22:56:43{{anchor|22:56:43}}
 Can I smash the Alistair?
* 22:56:45{{anchor|22:56:45}}
 These guys are the feared ones, the ones in my neck.
* 22:56:48{{anchor|22:56:48}}
 Oh, wait, they're saved.
* 22:56:49{{anchor|22:56:49}}
 Yes. Plus 12.
* 22:56:50{{anchor|22:56:50}}
 Wait, that's 26 damage.
* 22:56:53{{anchor|22:56:53}}
 Next one.
* 22:56:53{{anchor|22:56:53}}
 Didn't move the 25 last one.
* 22:56:56{{anchor|22:56:56}}
 Now exceeds 25. You had another one.
* 22:56:59{{anchor|22:56:59}}
 There's three of them.
* 22:57:01{{anchor|22:57:01}}
 Yeah, that's true.
* 22:57:01{{anchor|22:57:01}}
 OK, three.
* 22:57:02{{anchor|22:57:02}}
 They're all unfair.
* 22:57:03{{anchor|22:57:03}}
 Wild magic for me again.
* 22:57:05{{anchor|22:57:05}}
 OK, so six eight six six.
* 22:57:08{{anchor|22:57:08}}
 Oh, that's the one that I ran here.
* 22:57:11{{anchor|22:57:11}}
 They are en route to their ally.
* 22:57:12{{anchor|22:57:12}}
 They see the sneers from the wizard behind them.
* 22:57:15{{anchor|22:57:15}}
 They laugh.
* 22:57:16{{anchor|22:57:16}}
 I can't say, ah, you thought we were stupid.
* 22:57:19{{anchor|22:57:19}}
 I cannot wait till my fucking turn.
* 22:57:21{{anchor|22:57:21}}
 Let's go.
* 22:57:22{{anchor|22:57:22}}
 Looking forward to your fucking turn. Oh, Cliff.
* 22:57:27{{anchor|22:57:27}}
 Oh, I cannot wait.
* 22:57:29{{anchor|22:57:29}}
 Let it be a doozy.
* 22:57:30{{anchor|22:57:30}}
 I think it's going to be awesome.
* 22:57:31{{anchor|22:57:31}}
 I think I figured out what all of you will be awesome.
* 22:57:35{{anchor|22:57:35}}
 Look down. It's going to be good, including the zombies.
* 22:57:38{{anchor|22:57:38}}
 And upon their chest, you see the insignia.
* 22:57:42{{anchor|22:57:42}}
 The empire. Of the aliens.
* 22:57:46{{anchor|22:57:46}}
 OK, I just said it's at all creatures within 50 yards of you
* 22:57:50{{anchor|22:57:50}}
 who have the same of me medallion.
* 22:57:55{{anchor|22:57:55}}
 And it just makes sense that everybody here
* 22:57:57{{anchor|22:57:57}}
 could be part of it.
* 22:57:58{{anchor|22:57:58}}
 It makes sense. We're all alien.
* 22:58:00{{anchor|22:58:00}}
 Hey, Alistair.
* 22:58:01{{anchor|22:58:01}}
 OK, that was my magic.
* 22:58:02{{anchor|22:58:02}}
 All right. And I'm going to get some of his wild magic.
* 22:58:06{{anchor|22:58:06}}
 I got to shoot the son of a bitch.
* 22:58:08{{anchor|22:58:08}}
 Would you say the beach, the son of a bitch?
* 22:58:10{{anchor|22:58:10}}
 I don't know. They're weird, man.
* 22:58:11{{anchor|22:58:11}}
 I'll shoot the son of a bitch.
* 22:58:13{{anchor|22:58:13}}
 You get a medallion.
* 22:58:14{{anchor|22:58:14}}
 You use them all in the same way.
* 22:58:15{{anchor|22:58:15}}
 Yeah, they're super well.
* 22:58:17{{anchor|22:58:17}}
 First shot. Who?
* 22:58:19{{anchor|22:58:19}}
 Well, I revive, right? So I get all my shit.
* 22:58:21{{anchor|22:58:21}}
 I mean, it makes sense that we all have the same emblem.
* 22:58:23{{anchor|22:58:23}}
 We're all four shots now.
* 22:58:26{{anchor|22:58:26}}
 Sure. I'm going to also increase my key arrows.
* 22:58:31{{anchor|22:58:31}}
 So my arrow time goes by one.
* 22:58:34{{anchor|22:58:34}}
 These eight turns into six, right?
* 22:58:37{{anchor|22:58:37}}
 I'm sure they got those emblems before they even the eight turns into six or ten.
* 22:58:41{{anchor|22:58:41}}
 For what? For the upgrade.
* 22:58:44{{anchor|22:58:44}}
 And it's a one.
* 22:58:46{{anchor|22:58:46}}
 The eight turns into two.
* 22:58:47{{anchor|22:58:47}}
 Okay, six, I believe. Okay. First shot.
* 22:58:50{{anchor|22:58:50}}
 And also calling out my perfect strike for the first shot.
* 22:58:55{{anchor|22:58:55}}
 To be perfect.
* 22:58:56{{anchor|22:58:56}}
 Hmm. It's going to be perfect.
* 22:58:58{{anchor|22:58:58}}
 Oh, 15. That's 27 exactly.
* 22:59:01{{anchor|22:59:01}}
 It's all right. So perfect.
* 22:59:03{{anchor|22:59:03}}
 That will be the eight plus seven plus two to six.
* 22:59:10{{anchor|22:59:10}}
 Is it good? Yes.
* 22:59:12{{anchor|22:59:12}}
 Blunt. Is it good?
* 22:59:14{{anchor|22:59:14}}
 No, the weapon is a good.
* 22:59:16{{anchor|22:59:16}}
 No, it's a bane, but it's a magical and it's blunt.
* 22:59:19{{anchor|22:59:19}}
 That's what you said.
* 22:59:20{{anchor|22:59:20}}
 But yeah, you're right.
* 22:59:21{{anchor|22:59:21}}
 You're right. Good.
* 22:59:23{{anchor|22:59:23}}
 Okay. All right.
* 22:59:24{{anchor|22:59:24}}
 How's that?
* 22:59:25{{anchor|22:59:25}}
 Big girl.
* 22:59:27{{anchor|22:59:27}}
 Nine plus eight, 17 plus seven.
* 22:59:30{{anchor|22:59:30}}
 That would be 24 damage as a first hit.
* 22:59:36{{anchor|22:59:36}}
 Okay.
* 22:59:37{{anchor|22:59:37}}
 Maybe 24 damage to him.
* 22:59:38{{anchor|22:59:38}}
 He was at 92.
* 22:59:40{{anchor|22:59:40}}
 They'll put him at a hundred.
* 22:59:42{{anchor|22:59:42}}
 Okay.
* 22:59:46{{anchor|22:59:46}}
 I.
* 22:59:48{{anchor|22:59:48}}
 Six. All right.
* 22:59:49{{anchor|22:59:49}}
 Second shot, regular shot plus 12.
* 22:59:55{{anchor|22:59:55}}
 Now they're seven, 27, 15.
* 22:59:58{{anchor|22:59:58}}
 How much? 15.
* 22:59:59{{anchor|22:59:59}}
 What's the total?
* 23:00:01{{anchor|23:00:01}}
 Let's see.
* 23:00:03{{anchor|23:00:03}}
 I need to roll damage.
* 23:00:06{{anchor|23:00:06}}
 Five, five, six, that's 16 plus seven.
* 23:00:09{{anchor|23:00:09}}
 That's 23.
* 23:00:13{{anchor|23:00:13}}
 Where's the green guy?
* 23:00:14{{anchor|23:00:14}}
 So how much damage?
* 23:00:16{{anchor|23:00:16}}
 Alex, you've been wearing the sandal around his neck the entire game.
* 23:00:20{{anchor|23:00:20}}
 Who? You?
* 23:00:21{{anchor|23:00:21}}
 Well, he's from the start.
* 23:00:23{{anchor|23:00:23}}
 Yeah, he was actually wearing a full costume before.
* 23:00:25{{anchor|23:00:25}}
 We were all wearing costumes.
* 23:00:27{{anchor|23:00:27}}
 But then, you know, 139.
* 23:00:30{{anchor|23:00:30}}
 139.
* 23:00:31{{anchor|23:00:31}}
 Morning is different than the.
* 23:00:32{{anchor|23:00:32}}
 The Lint.
* 23:00:35{{anchor|23:00:35}}
 You're like, I don't want to.
* 23:00:36{{anchor|23:00:36}}
 Is dead.
* 23:00:37{{anchor|23:00:37}}
 Oh, oh, sorry.
* 23:00:40{{anchor|23:00:40}}
 Hell yeah.
* 23:00:41{{anchor|23:00:41}}
 The undead professors scurry off into the distance.
* 23:00:46{{anchor|23:00:46}}
 The foreboding tower lies ahead.
* 23:00:49{{anchor|23:00:49}}
 Shooting him.
* 23:00:50{{anchor|23:00:50}}
 I wrote chapter three.
* 23:00:52{{anchor|23:00:52}}
 Has come to a close.
* 23:00:54{{anchor|23:00:54}}
 He's stepping over his lines.
* 23:00:56{{anchor|23:00:56}}
 The final chapter.
* 23:00:59{{anchor|23:00:59}}
 The wreckage of Carphin awaits.
* 23:01:02{{anchor|23:01:02}}
 I need a set change.
* 23:01:03{{anchor|23:01:03}}
 Is this for my level one of one?
* 23:01:05{{anchor|23:01:05}}
 That Margaret's Dungeon.
* 23:01:07{{anchor|23:01:07}}
 Yeah.
* 23:01:07{{anchor|23:01:07}}
 And you have your description.
* 23:01:08{{anchor|23:01:08}}
 I don't have a description.
* 23:01:09{{anchor|23:01:09}}
 I did not look at the grapple and then start singing.
* 23:01:13{{anchor|23:01:13}}
 I could show you the world.
* 23:01:15{{anchor|23:01:15}}
 I got to look them up.
* 23:01:16{{anchor|23:01:16}}
 Oh, that's a very splendid.
* 23:01:21{{anchor|23:01:21}}
 Because I flew up on the tower.
* 23:01:24{{anchor|23:01:24}}
 Have they seen the tower before?
* 23:01:26{{anchor|23:01:26}}
 They can see the tower, right?
* 23:01:27{{anchor|23:01:27}}
 Oh, you know, because we're about to take it out.
* 23:01:29{{anchor|23:01:29}}
 You're doing this.
* 23:01:30{{anchor|23:01:30}}
 I'm going to go back.
* 23:01:31{{anchor|23:01:31}}
 Someone give them a good shot.
* 23:01:34{{anchor|23:01:34}}
 I did it.
* 23:01:35{{anchor|23:01:35}}
 I'm going to return this.
* 23:01:37{{anchor|23:01:37}}
 I did it, ma.
* 23:01:39{{anchor|23:01:39}}
 You don't want to say that.
* 23:01:40{{anchor|23:01:40}}
 Yeah, we do.
* 23:01:41{{anchor|23:01:41}}
 But maybe we'll move it over.
* 23:01:43{{anchor|23:01:43}}
 Until we killed his heart in the tower.
* 23:01:44{{anchor|23:01:44}}
 If you can find his phylacteries.
* 23:01:46{{anchor|23:01:46}}
 Yeah, it's taking some while to regenerate.
* 23:01:47{{anchor|23:01:47}}
 He doesn't just know that.
* 23:01:48{{anchor|23:01:48}}
 What's the tower made of?
* 23:01:50{{anchor|23:01:50}}
 Tower is made of stone.
* 23:01:51{{anchor|23:01:51}}
 A marble looking stone.
* 23:01:55{{anchor|23:01:55}}
 What's this?
* 23:01:55{{anchor|23:01:55}}
 Did you get the margarita?
* 23:01:57{{anchor|23:01:57}}
 No, it's the blood of Mary.
* 23:02:00{{anchor|23:02:00}}
 And you want me to send this down?
* 23:02:03{{anchor|23:02:03}}
 Yeah, just so the camera can grab it.
* 23:02:10{{anchor|23:02:10}}
 Good.
* 23:02:10{{anchor|23:02:10}}
 I could just move.
* 23:02:16{{anchor|23:02:16}}
 War number one is ready.
* 23:02:24{{anchor|23:02:24}}
 War number one.
* 23:02:28{{anchor|23:02:28}}
 There's a lot of them.
* 23:02:30{{anchor|23:02:30}}
 I'm going to go get the other one.
* 23:02:32{{anchor|23:02:32}}
 I'm going to go get the other one.
* 23:02:34{{anchor|23:02:34}}
 I'm going to go get the other one.
* 23:02:36{{anchor|23:02:36}}
 I'm going to go get the other one.
* 23:02:40{{anchor|23:02:40}}
 There's a light here.
* 23:02:42{{anchor|23:02:42}}
 There's a light here.
* 23:02:44{{anchor|23:02:44}}
 It's not a very sturdy.
* 23:02:50{{anchor|23:02:50}}
 There's only one light in this room.
* 23:02:53{{anchor|23:02:53}}
 It's very dark.
* 23:02:56{{anchor|23:02:56}}
 It's very dark.
* 23:03:21{{anchor|23:03:21}}
 It's hard to see the dungeon.
* 23:03:26{{anchor|23:03:26}}
 Can we raise that thing so that we can see the dungeon after?
* 23:03:29{{anchor|23:03:29}}
 Is the tower standing on the board?
* 23:03:32{{anchor|23:03:32}}
 Yeah, he wanted to see it.
* 23:03:35{{anchor|23:03:35}}
 Well, I think just to show the chat once.
* 23:03:39{{anchor|23:03:39}}
 Also, do you want to show them?
* 23:03:40{{anchor|23:03:40}}
 Sure.
* 23:03:41{{anchor|23:03:41}}
 It is.
* 23:03:42{{anchor|23:03:42}}
 Actually, I think I got it.
* 23:03:43{{anchor|23:03:43}}
 Go ahead.
* 23:03:44{{anchor|23:03:44}}
 Yeah, this tower is really cool.
* 23:03:47{{anchor|23:03:47}}
 It has lights, man.
* 23:03:48{{anchor|23:03:48}}
 It doesn't have middle floor or something.
* 23:03:50{{anchor|23:03:50}}
 It's the pillars for the middle floors.
* 23:03:52{{anchor|23:03:52}}
 For the third cases.
* 23:03:54{{anchor|23:03:54}}
 Yeah, it's the first of general execution.
* 23:03:56{{anchor|23:03:56}}
 So you can actually make the tower and take off.
* 23:03:59{{anchor|23:03:59}}
 Yep.
* 23:04:00{{anchor|23:04:00}}
 Yeah, you can do each tower level separately.
* 23:04:04{{anchor|23:04:04}}
 I remember constructing this a long time ago.
* 23:04:07{{anchor|23:04:07}}
 I remember dying in this.
* 23:04:09{{anchor|23:04:09}}
 Yeah.
* 23:04:10{{anchor|23:04:10}}
 I mean, I survived, but I died.
* 23:04:13{{anchor|23:04:13}}
 Twice.
* 23:04:14{{anchor|23:04:14}}
 All right, do you want to take it away though?
* 23:04:16{{anchor|23:04:16}}
 Yes.
* 23:04:17{{anchor|23:04:17}}
 Take it away.
* 23:04:18{{anchor|23:04:18}}
 Take it away.
* 23:04:19{{anchor|23:04:19}}
 Take it away now.
* 23:04:20{{anchor|23:04:20}}
 Now.
* 23:04:21{{anchor|23:04:21}}
 Wait, did we get 65k?
* 23:04:30{{anchor|23:04:30}}
 It's almost 65k.
* 23:04:32{{anchor|23:04:32}}
 Woo.
* 23:04:33{{anchor|23:04:33}}
 Yeah.
* 23:04:34{{anchor|23:04:34}}
 Oh, sad.
* 23:04:35{{anchor|23:04:35}}
 Oh, they said, let's go to 65k.
* 23:04:40{{anchor|23:04:40}}
 I wanted to.
* 23:04:42{{anchor|23:04:42}}
 Are we jumping in the pool?
* 23:04:51{{anchor|23:04:51}}
 Do we reach that?
* 23:04:52{{anchor|23:04:52}}
 Oh, no.
* 23:04:53{{anchor|23:04:53}}
 It's going to be a pleasant experience.
* 23:04:58{{anchor|23:04:58}}
 Well, wait, wait.
* 23:05:00{{anchor|23:05:00}}
 Can we warm it up?
* 23:05:01{{anchor|23:05:01}}
 John, John, can we warm it up at least?
* 23:05:04{{anchor|23:05:04}}
 Hey, I asked last night.
* 23:05:08{{anchor|23:05:08}}
 I said, yeah.
* 23:05:09{{anchor|23:05:09}}
 I asked.
* 23:05:10{{anchor|23:05:10}}
 I said, yeah.
* 23:05:11{{anchor|23:05:11}}
 I said, yeah.
* 23:05:12{{anchor|23:05:12}}
 Can you warm up hot tub?
* 23:05:13{{anchor|23:05:13}}
 I'll jump in the pool.
* 23:05:14{{anchor|23:05:14}}
 Hot tub pool.
* 23:05:15{{anchor|23:05:15}}
 Woo.
* 23:05:16{{anchor|23:05:16}}
 Oh, John, enable the hot tub so we can jump in the hot tub after.
* 23:05:21{{anchor|23:05:21}}
 Thanks, Cone.
* 23:05:22{{anchor|23:05:22}}
 That is fantastic.
* 23:05:23{{anchor|23:05:23}}
 That's pretty sick.
* 23:05:24{{anchor|23:05:24}}
 Oh, that's crazy.
* 23:05:25{{anchor|23:05:25}}
 For the children.
* 23:05:26{{anchor|23:05:26}}
 That's pretty freaking sick.
* 23:05:28{{anchor|23:05:28}}
 All right.
* 23:05:29{{anchor|23:05:29}}
 Do we have a good shot on this?
* 23:05:31{{anchor|23:05:31}}
 We should move this down probably.
* 23:05:33{{anchor|23:05:33}}
 Move this so that the camera can get the best angle just directly beneath it.
* 23:05:37{{anchor|23:05:37}}
 So the kids can see.
* 23:05:39{{anchor|23:05:39}}
 And then bring me the second level as well.
* 23:05:41{{anchor|23:05:41}}
 Second level.
* 23:05:42{{anchor|23:05:42}}
 And we'll put it behind here.
* 23:05:43{{anchor|23:05:43}}
 What?
* 23:05:44{{anchor|23:05:44}}
 The second level.
* 23:05:45{{anchor|23:05:45}}
 I need level two.
* 23:05:46{{anchor|23:05:46}}
 You want level two also?
* 23:05:47{{anchor|23:05:47}}
 Sure.
* 23:05:48{{anchor|23:05:48}}
 Which one is it?
* 23:05:49{{anchor|23:05:49}}
 I'll walk in, not jump in.
* 23:05:50{{anchor|23:05:50}}
 It's the next one in line.
* 23:05:51{{anchor|23:05:51}}
 Really?
* 23:05:52{{anchor|23:05:52}}
 Yeah, because if I jump in and we have our condition.
* 23:05:53{{anchor|23:05:53}}
 Oh, that's true.
* 23:05:54{{anchor|23:05:54}}
 Yeah, too rapidly.
* 23:05:55{{anchor|23:05:55}}
 Yes.
* 23:05:56{{anchor|23:05:56}}
 I'm going to do that too.
* 23:05:57{{anchor|23:05:57}}
 In fact, I'm just not going to get in because it's bad for me.
* 23:05:58{{anchor|23:05:58}}
 I know.
* 23:05:59{{anchor|23:05:59}}
 You're going to get in.
* 23:06:00{{anchor|23:06:00}}
 You're going to get in.
* 23:06:01{{anchor|23:06:01}}
 I'm going to do that too.
* 23:06:02{{anchor|23:06:02}}
 In fact, I'm just not going to get in because it's bad for me.
* 23:06:07{{anchor|23:06:07}}
 I know you can jump into hot tub.
* 23:06:11{{anchor|23:06:11}}
 No, no, no.
* 23:06:12{{anchor|23:06:12}}
 Oh, you turn the hot tub on?
* 23:06:13{{anchor|23:06:13}}
 You can jump in.
* 23:06:14{{anchor|23:06:14}}
 No, no, no.
* 23:06:15{{anchor|23:06:15}}
 Because the delay with people jumping.
* 23:06:16{{anchor|23:06:16}}
 So I don't know.
* 23:06:17{{anchor|23:06:17}}
 We're supposed to sit in like 56 degree water.
* 23:06:18{{anchor|23:06:18}}
 Like why?
* 23:06:19{{anchor|23:06:19}}
 No, you're just jumping to get out.
* 23:06:20{{anchor|23:06:20}}
 It's a 50 jump in and get in the hot tub.
* 23:06:21{{anchor|23:06:21}}
 I don't know what it is.
* 23:06:22{{anchor|23:06:22}}
 Likely cold.
* 23:06:23{{anchor|23:06:23}}
 I'll read the temperature.
* 23:06:24{{anchor|23:06:24}}
 It's probably 67.
* 23:06:25{{anchor|23:06:25}}
 What do you think?
* 23:06:26{{anchor|23:06:26}}
 Okay.
* 23:06:27{{anchor|23:06:27}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:28{{anchor|23:06:28}}
 Yeah.
* 23:06:29{{anchor|23:06:29}}
 Yeah.
* 23:06:30{{anchor|23:06:30}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:31{{anchor|23:06:31}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:32{{anchor|23:06:32}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:33{{anchor|23:06:33}}
 Yeah.
* 23:06:34{{anchor|23:06:34}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:35{{anchor|23:06:35}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:36{{anchor|23:06:36}}
 I'm going to do that.
* 23:06:37{{anchor|23:06:37}}
 What do you think?
* 23:06:38{{anchor|23:06:38}}
 62.
* 23:06:39{{anchor|23:06:39}}
 All right.
* 23:06:40{{anchor|23:06:40}}
 Actually, I'm going to say 66.
* 23:06:41{{anchor|23:06:41}}
 You convinced me.
* 23:06:42{{anchor|23:06:42}}
 I'm going down.
* 23:06:43{{anchor|23:06:43}}
 66.
* 23:06:44{{anchor|23:06:44}}
 In the pool.
* 23:06:49{{anchor|23:06:49}}
 Oh, it's 66.
* 23:06:54{{anchor|23:06:54}}
 He said, that's crazy.
* 23:06:56{{anchor|23:06:56}}
 It's chilly.
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 It's chilly, chilly, chilly.
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 People I just want you to know people in like this, the, the,
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 the people in Scandinavia and like Nordic countries, they literally walk in freezing
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 water.
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 So, yeah.
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 So I had to write the perfect, very cozy.
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 Also in a lot of Asian cultures, cold baths are also desired.
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 Yeah.
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 It's very healthy for you.
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 I believe in Japan they have like most hotel rooms.
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 I think have cold baths.
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 No, no, no.
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 If I got the Eastern Europe.
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 I'm saying that too.
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 Yeah.
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 Yeah.
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 I'm saying that too.
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 Like kind of the whole thing.
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 All right.
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 Can you see that?
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 All right.
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 We are about to reveal the first two lore tidbits.
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 Here we go.
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 Now this is reflective of what the point of interest shall have called the wreckage of
* 23:07:58{{anchor|23:07:58}}
 Karfen in alpha two, you might even see some of this in a little while.
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 This is exactly how it's in.
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 No, it's not one to one scale.
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 This is a dungeon for ants.
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 I know.
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 I'm just going to read the descriptions as the lore.
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 What is this?
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 Is this dungeon for ants Maggie?
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 I made it a little slim slimmer.
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 If it was an Ashes sized dungeon, we'd be here for a long time.
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 All month.
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 Yeah.
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 Well, let's even talk about it, but yeah.
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 Yes.
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 All right.
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 I slimmed it down and I used portions of the real dungeon emulated here.
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 I got rid of the administrator floor because that's kind of boring, but in game it will
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 be cool.
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 First you have to go through the bureaucracy.
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 Don't forget your paperwork.
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 Well, you know.
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 Imagine being able to kill your way through the administration floor though.
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 Well, it's more like you'll see like, no, nevermind.
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 I don't want to spoil it.
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 No, I won't say anything.
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 The reason why I think hot tub will help us is because you can jump in the cold, go into
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 hot tub and then get out and get the towel so that you're not freezing while you're trying
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 to tell yourself.
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 We'll need towels too.
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 Plus if you jump in the pool, the hot tub spills over into the pool.
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 So if you sit under the hot tub stream, you get warmer.
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 You can warm up the swimming pool too.
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 It's happening.
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 First of all, the first piece of lore during the apocalypse, the tower you saw before you
* 23:09:34{{anchor|23:09:34}}
 and that the party is about to enter was known as the mages tower at the university of Carphin
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 home to the head, Mitch, my head mistress and Dean of Carphin University of Carphin, Luria
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 Lamont.
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 Laria Lemonte was a powerful mage.
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 Is because she's totally alive.
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 Well, actually, as you enter the hour, the wailing you heard on the night sky, just the
* 23:10:12{{anchor|23:10:12}}
 previous evening returns, but is whimpered to a degree and only encompasses now the tower.
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 But you hear these is wailing moans coming from above.
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 She's pining for the fear.
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 This is going to be both to unlocks of war.
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 This is to unlocks of war.
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 Now each of you may make a either knowledge or kind of check spellcraft check or knowledge
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 check to straight up intelligence.
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 Oh, using intelligence.
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 That's a problem.
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 Yeah, I'm very charismatic.
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 What are we rolling?
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 Oh, John.
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 You should give Brian the cow costume.
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 You should go for the cup.
* 23:11:06{{anchor|23:11:06}}
 Well, are you ready for milk?
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 Yeah.
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 So we're going to during like at 830 during one hour till we are done.
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 The stream is just really hot.
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 So are you guys ready?
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 Take everything.
* 23:11:26{{anchor|23:11:26}}
 Yeah, probably.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=302 23:11:27]{{anchor|23:11:27}}
 The lore shall now commence.
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 Okay.
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 During your transit here to the wreckage of Carphin, you observed the rivers as being impassable.
* 23:11:47{{anchor|23:11:47}}
 Except of course by bridge.
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 The reason for this is the fires that you saw these magical fires that were encompassing
* 23:12:01{{anchor|23:12:01}}
 the entirety of the river.
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 In addition, you saw burn bodies devoured by the blazing water.
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 You also saw as you exited the Underrealm.
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 Some of these bodies moved as dark figures shambling in the distance.
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 Their burn corpses still moving even beneath the water and crawling ashore with violent
* 23:12:34{{anchor|23:12:34}}
 intents.
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 This you can only assume after having recovered from the lich's body a number of notes detailing
* 23:12:47{{anchor|23:12:47}}
 what the Dean was attempting to accomplish at the tower.
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 Laria Lemonte, one of the most important mages that the Aelan Empire had at the time being
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 the head mistress at Carphin.
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 She was attempting to cast a spell that would buy time for the capital.
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 And you know that in the process of that attempt, the letters read that she requires a willing
* 23:13:45{{anchor|23:13:45}}
 participant.
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 Someone by the name of Beric Pulsifier volunteered his essence to expend in the ritual as a blood
* 23:14:02{{anchor|23:14:02}}
 sacrifice.
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 Only the most desperate of acts that would be undertaken in the last moments of time
* 23:14:14{{anchor|23:14:14}}
 escaped them.
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 And as the legions in the letters detailed walked past the tower, Laria Lemonte decided
* 23:14:23{{anchor|23:14:23}}
 to do a desperate act and listen to advice from an unknown origin that she was able to
* 23:14:31{{anchor|23:14:31}}
 communicate with.
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 Taking that risk unfortunately proved fateful.
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 Fatal.
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 Well, I guess fateful too.
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 Because what came to be was the despair you see now at Carphin, the root of which you
* 23:14:50{{anchor|23:14:50}}
 have yet to discover.
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 However, at the entry level, you do know this.
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 Standby.
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 And what you know...
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 As you walk into the interior of level one, move your pieces to the entrance.
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 You discover the Arcanium.
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 It is shaped as a large library.
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 The entrance is towards me.
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 No, the entrance is that one.
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 Oh really?
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 Yeah.
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 That's what I mean, towards me.
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 Oh.
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 Okay.
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 Through the doors?
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=492 23:16:02]{{anchor|23:16:02}}
 The large library with a grand hall running throughout.
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 Its spiral staircases lead up to floor two.
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 This ornate space was devoted to research and magical exhibits, however, now are which
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 in despair.
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 Disrepair.
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 The walls house alcoves which contain various sizes of statues.
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 Stone bookcases, pedestals, and benches dot the grounds.
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 By the way, this is all accurate visually as I'm describing to what the actual point
* 23:16:47{{anchor|23:16:47}}
 of interest in Alpha 2 contains.
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 Pedestals and benches dot the grounds.
* 23:16:56{{anchor|23:16:56}}
 There are pools along the floor, appearing to emanate from the floors above, trickling
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 down the walls along the interior and exterior of the wreckage.
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 You see, before entering, a large, explosive, and destructive event has occurred near the
* 23:17:20{{anchor|23:17:20}}
 top of the tower.
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 You don't know what and cannot tell from this distance.
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 As you navigate into the first level, you discover a number of animated statues missing
* 23:17:38{{anchor|23:17:38}}
 from their alcoves.
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 They assault the party.
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 Unfortunately, we don't have time to do each level, so what I'm going to do is fast track
* 23:17:48{{anchor|23:17:48}}
 through this level.
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 Heroically.
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 Yeah.
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 I can bring other.
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 And single blow.
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 Each of you may choose to expend one of any of your limited class abilities or spells.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=588 23:18:02]{{anchor|23:18:02}}
 And you shall all take seven points of damage as you quickly defeat the animated statues
* 23:18:10{{anchor|23:18:10}}
 on the first level.
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 How much damage?
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 Seven?
* 23:18:13{{anchor|23:18:13}}
 How much?
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 Seven points of damage each.
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 A gift from your gods grants you each a level to level seven.
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 You may begin to do that as I read the description of the next level.
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 We magically rest.
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 That's the that's the divine gift you've rested.
* 23:18:35{{anchor|23:18:35}}
 Oh, so we get everything back when we level up.
* 23:18:41{{anchor|23:18:41}}
 You skipped the second floor, right?
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 Yes, that's the administration floor, but you could just.
* 23:18:46{{anchor|23:18:46}}
 I'll read the description though.
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 Yeah, because that can be part of the floor.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=598 23:18:48]{{anchor|23:18:48}}
 As you advance further.
* 23:18:51{{anchor|23:18:51}}
 You discover.
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 That the second floor known as the Administratae.
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 Has various private offices where wizards.
* 23:19:06{{anchor|23:19:06}}
 And professors could work on their studies and peace.
* 23:19:10{{anchor|23:19:10}}
 A large lounge area is on the floor for wizards to have meetings and take breaks.
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 Historical archives are magically stored here as well as the paperwork.
* 23:19:24{{anchor|23:19:24}}
 Containing a number of topics on all sorts of things, such as history of the local area.
* 23:19:30{{anchor|23:19:30}}
 And wizardly research papers on various topics and studies within the essence.
* 23:19:38{{anchor|23:19:38}}
 There is also the entryway to an arcane elevator, which rises up through the rest.
* 23:19:48{{anchor|23:19:48}}
 Of the levels in the tower.
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 It rests at the center of the second level.
* 23:19:57{{anchor|23:19:57}}
 A number of flying arcane books come out of the bookcases and mimics attack your party.
* 23:20:09{{anchor|23:20:09}}
 Mimics of all sorts.
* 23:20:12{{anchor|23:20:12}}
 From laboratory equipment to study materials.
* 23:20:18{{anchor|23:20:18}}
 Each of you takes five points of damage.
* 23:20:22{{anchor|23:20:22}}
 And you may spend one additional resource.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=685 23:20:30]{{anchor|23:20:30}}
 The crystal halls is this this level.
* 23:20:35{{anchor|23:20:35}}
 This is like a combination of the crystal halls in the sanctum.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=687 23:20:39]{{anchor|23:20:39}}
 Yeah, because it has the gallery and very well to look hidden treasure room as you ride
* 23:20:46{{anchor|23:20:46}}
 the arcane elevator to the third floor.
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 You do not exit because you must make haste to the top.
* 23:20:55{{anchor|23:20:55}}
 But you see out from the elevator a collection of viewing galleries.
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 Remarkably well preserved.
* 23:21:04{{anchor|23:21:04}}
 Older construct models and previous foundational magical theories are presented here in a format
* 23:21:09{{anchor|23:21:09}}
 reminiscent of a museum.
* 23:21:14{{anchor|23:21:14}}
 Meant to impress would-be magical students, patrons, foreign dignitaries.
* 23:21:21{{anchor|23:21:21}}
 The advanced crystals architectures and lavish decorations are on display.
* 23:21:37{{anchor|23:21:37}}
 You continue riding the elevator.
* 23:21:42{{anchor|23:21:42}}
 And you make your way.
* 23:21:43{{anchor|23:21:43}}
 How much time do we have?
* 23:21:44{{anchor|23:21:44}}
 We have an hour.
* 23:21:45{{anchor|23:21:45}}
 Do you want to bring the other floors to show them?
* 23:21:51{{anchor|23:21:51}}
 Yes, let's bring the other floors.
* 23:21:53{{anchor|23:21:53}}
 Do we move these?
* 23:21:55{{anchor|23:21:55}}
 You can just move them down.
* 23:22:00{{anchor|23:22:00}}
 That's good because we'll bring in actually the fourth floor.
* 23:22:04{{anchor|23:22:04}}
 No, no, show the sacrifice.
* 23:22:10{{anchor|23:22:10}}
 Bring the sacrifice one.
* 23:22:11{{anchor|23:22:11}}
 Yes, you said slide this down.
* 23:22:26{{anchor|23:22:26}}
 No, no, no.
* 23:22:29{{anchor|23:22:29}}
 I still got my headset on.
* 23:22:35{{anchor|23:22:35}}
 Who значит kick you.
* 23:22:51{{anchor|23:22:51}}
 Okay.
* 23:23:39{{anchor|23:23:39}}
 Oh, there we go.
* 23:23:46{{anchor|23:23:46}}
 That is the final level, yes?
* 23:23:48{{anchor|23:23:48}}
 Now there's one more.
* 23:23:50{{anchor|23:23:50}}
 Oh, I thought this was the top.
* 23:23:51{{anchor|23:23:51}}
 No, the top is open.
* 23:23:54{{anchor|23:23:54}}
 Oh.
* 23:23:57{{anchor|23:23:57}}
 This one has the sacrifice.
* 23:23:58{{anchor|23:23:58}}
 Got it.
* 23:24:06{{anchor|23:24:06}}
 Okay.
* 23:24:07{{anchor|23:24:07}}
 Okay, third piece of lore.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=731 23:24:21]{{anchor|23:24:21}}
 Unknown, Hilaria and Varric during their ritual
* 23:24:27{{anchor|23:24:27}}
 in desperation to grant more time to the capital,
* 23:24:32{{anchor|23:24:32}}
 as was requested by the council and the royal family both.
* 23:24:44{{anchor|23:24:44}}
 They performed an unknown repercussions from this ritual.
* 23:24:53{{anchor|23:24:53}}
 The mass killing of so many burned victims
* 23:24:58{{anchor|23:24:58}}
 from the explosion of the ritual caused a corruption
* 23:25:05{{anchor|23:25:05}}
 to grip both Hilaria and Varric.
* 23:25:12{{anchor|23:25:12}}
 This corrupt mist began flowing down from the tower,
* 23:25:17{{anchor|23:25:17}}
 its source unknown to you just yet.
* 23:25:22{{anchor|23:25:22}}
 But its effects have turned the residents of Carphin undead.
* 23:25:27{{anchor|23:25:27}}
 And in the surrounding areas and along the river's edge.
* 23:25:35{{anchor|23:25:35}}
 It did, however, have the effect caused the ancients
* 23:25:40{{anchor|23:25:40}}
 and inability to cross the waters.
* 23:25:44{{anchor|23:25:44}}
 And so they began to construct an apparatus of their own
* 23:25:51{{anchor|23:25:51}}
 to get their legions across to the capital.
* 23:25:54{{anchor|23:25:54}}
 But this bought the time necessary you would assume.
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 These levels open up.
* 23:26:07{{anchor|23:26:07}}
 And at the fourth floor,
* 23:26:13{{anchor|23:26:13}}
 there we go.
* 23:26:14{{anchor|23:26:14}}
 You see halls reserved for only the most private of wizards.
* 23:26:25{{anchor|23:26:25}}
 These artisans use these halls as research labs
* 23:26:29{{anchor|23:26:29}}
 and also a construct boundary.
* 23:26:34{{anchor|23:26:34}}
 Built to be deliberately secure and private,
* 23:26:37{{anchor|23:26:37}}
 the winding halls lead into an open experiment room
* 23:26:41{{anchor|23:26:41}}
 where mages would tinker with ways of improving construct
* 23:26:47{{anchor|23:26:47}}
 through more unethical means.
* 23:26:50{{anchor|23:26:50}}
 A number of them have been left unattended,
* 23:26:54{{anchor|23:26:54}}
 but you are able to sneak around them
* 23:26:58{{anchor|23:26:58}}
 to reach the Nexus Gate.
* 23:27:00{{anchor|23:27:00}}
 Would you like to point to us the Nexus Gate?
* 23:27:02{{anchor|23:27:02}}
 Yes, the Nexus Gate is this here.
* 23:27:05{{anchor|23:27:05}}
 There is the Nexus Gate.
* 23:27:06{{anchor|23:27:06}}
 So the elevator is,
* 23:27:07{{anchor|23:27:07}}
 can you point to the elevator in that room?
* 23:27:09{{anchor|23:27:09}}
 That's the elevator in that room.
* 23:27:10{{anchor|23:27:10}}
 And then the elevator goes up to this.
* 23:27:13{{anchor|23:27:13}}
 That staircase goes here.
* 23:27:16{{anchor|23:27:16}}
 That's where they keep the sacrifice.
* 23:27:18{{anchor|23:27:18}}
 The sacrifice.
* [https://youtu.be/gjvrKnmBchI?t=870 23:27:19]{{anchor|23:27:19}}
 This floor contains a large summoning and sacrifice room.
* 23:27:24{{anchor|23:27:24}}
 The mages here originally used it as a teleport nexus,
* 23:27:28{{anchor|23:27:28}}
 but as the world fell into ruin,
* 23:27:34{{anchor|23:27:34}}
 this was transformed into a sacrificial chamber.
* 23:27:37{{anchor|23:27:37}}
 The small quarantine and customs rooms
* 23:27:40{{anchor|23:27:40}}
 changed into jailing cells
* 23:27:43{{anchor|23:27:43}}
 as the mages over recent weeks
* 23:27:46{{anchor|23:27:46}}
 turned to more desperate rituals
* 23:27:49{{anchor|23:27:49}}
 to deal with the collapse of Vera.
* 23:27:55{{anchor|23:27:55}}
 Compromising their ethics and their conscience,
* 23:28:03{{anchor|23:28:03}}
 they perform forms of magic
* 23:28:05{{anchor|23:28:05}}
 none should ever see long forbidden,
* 23:28:11{{anchor|23:28:11}}
 long forgotten.
* 23:28:12{{anchor|23:28:12}}
 Huh, only to the ancients was this known.
* 23:28:18{{anchor|23:28:18}}
 And it turns out the unknown voice
* 23:28:20{{anchor|23:28:20}}
 from which was aiding and abetting her pursuits
* 23:28:24{{anchor|23:28:24}}
 was indeed an ancient,
* 23:28:26{{anchor|23:28:26}}
 one familiar with this world,
* 23:28:28{{anchor|23:28:28}}
 one who treated with a member of the world.
* 23:28:33{{anchor|23:28:33}}
 With a member of your kind in the past known as Atrax.
* 23:28:42{{anchor|23:28:42}}
 You might be a villain.
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 The one beyond the void who was giving Laria
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 the information she needed to perform the ritual she did
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 had ulterior motives.
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 Its effects now seen on the grounds around the tower
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 as undead roam the countryside.
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 Tell them, Harbert let loose 163 of them.
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 I was wondering why there's another lich all of a sudden.
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 That's right.
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 You may place your characters on this level
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 and we then may remove one of the levels at the bottom
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 and replace it with the final level.
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 Okay.
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 Dun, dun.
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 It's the final level.
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 I'd like to top off everyone's damage.
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 Top offing damage.
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 The cleric is letting loose.
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 I'm wanding everyone.
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 A wand.
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 Yes.
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 Wand is flying.
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 If we're about to roll initiative,
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 I'm also gonna cast haste.
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 You're about to enter a cut scene.
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 Aw.
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 Haste.
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 About to.
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 Let's have an interview.
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 I'll just say I've earned like 15 charges.
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 Sure.
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 I will cast haste on my first action then as initiative.
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 While everyone is standing near me.
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 Okay.
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 I have 100 HP.
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 Now there's blessing of fervor stacked with haste.
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 Yeah.
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 Rat whores, rat whores.
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 No, not yet.
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 There it is.
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 Sad.
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 Okay.
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 Maybe here.
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 I think the book works.
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 Oh.
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 I had it down.
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 Now I won my fall.
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 By the way, Margaret built each of these little tile
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 set levels in the D&D campaign.
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 Awesome, amazing job.
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 And they are.
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 All right, all of your characters must be placed
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 on the stairs in that room in the middle.
* 23:31:29{{anchor|23:31:29}}
 They're all over there.
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 Wait, does it matter on the location?
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 Are you all level seven as well?
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 On the stairs here.
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 The front stairs.
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 The very bottom.
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 Bottom.
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 Level seven.
* 23:31:47{{anchor|23:31:47}}
 Well, I mean, you're gonna need to leave space
* 23:31:49{{anchor|23:31:49}}
 for the rest of us.
* 23:31:50{{anchor|23:31:50}}
 Okay.
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 Does anybody have any hero points?
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 Three.
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 Oh no.
* 23:31:55{{anchor|23:31:55}}
 Oh my God.
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 Brian.
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 The elevator's been destroyed.
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 Maggie, help me.
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 Yeah.
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 Oh God.
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 It's a little finicky because the way that I had to do this,
* 23:32:03{{anchor|23:32:03}}
 you have to be very careful.
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 Yeah.
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 Thank you, sorry.
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 The top of the elevator resides in the center of the room.
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 Is it the jumping puzzle?
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 As you exit.
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 It is a jumping puzzle.
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 It is a jumping puzzle.
* 23:32:17{{anchor|23:32:17}}
 Oh, that's cool.
* 23:32:21{{anchor|23:32:21}}
 That is how it is built.
* 23:32:22{{anchor|23:32:22}}
 The explosion that occurred
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 has rendered the remainder of these stairs,
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 the elevator may go no further.
* 23:32:31{{anchor|23:32:31}}
 The remainder of these stairs are narrow and in disarray.
* 23:32:38{{anchor|23:32:38}}
 And as such, in order to move at a speed
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 greater than 15 feet,
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 you must perform an acrobatics check.
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 The acrobatics check is a 21 DC.
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 What if I just fly?
* 23:32:51{{anchor|23:32:51}}
 You may fly.
* 23:32:52{{anchor|23:32:52}}
 Okay.
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 I just fly.
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 My wings.
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 And I fly up to the top.
* 23:32:56{{anchor|23:32:56}}
 What's the acrobatics?
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 So 21 DC.
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 Can I assist anyone with giving them directions
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 as I'm at the top?
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 You're gonna carry us, except for the horse.
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 Question.
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 So there's enough room for us to fly,
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 was the question.
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 Yes.
* 23:33:12{{anchor|23:33:12}}
 And that was answered.
* 23:33:13{{anchor|23:33:13}}
 The nice thing is,
* 23:33:16{{anchor|23:33:16}}
 couldn't I just carry everyone?
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 Except for the horse.
* 23:33:18{{anchor|23:33:18}}
 Sure, it just depends on the situation.
* 23:33:20{{anchor|23:33:20}}
 Oh no, the horse.
* 23:33:22{{anchor|23:33:22}}
 So John, you need to do your acrobatics with your horse.
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 I think he's got a good acrobatics.
* 23:33:27{{anchor|23:33:27}}
 He has an excellent thing.
* 23:33:29{{anchor|23:33:29}}
 We just made another little jump.
* 23:33:31{{anchor|23:33:31}}
 And it did 63,000 years.
* 23:33:34{{anchor|23:33:34}}
 Woo!
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 That's awesome.
* 23:33:37{{anchor|23:33:37}}
 Thank you guys.
* 23:33:38{{anchor|23:33:38}}
 Who did it?
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 I mean, yes.
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 It's large.
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 It's huge.
* 23:33:43{{anchor|23:33:43}}
 That's huge.
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 Wow.
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 That is unbelievable.
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 Dude, Meat Hooks constantly.
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 That's crazy.
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 He's gonna be a top contender for sure.
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 I mean, I can see the top right now.
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 Yeah.
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 Call me out while I'm.
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 The ori.
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 Hold on.
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 I don't wanna say anything wrong.
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 This level.
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 149.99.
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 The 150 of you basically.
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 But it's not a raffle.
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 Not really, but yeah.
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 It's cute.
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 Because they have a choice.
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 Okay.
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 They can choose to not play.
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 They could choose to not.
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 Can I make my climb checks?
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 Yes.
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 So.
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 Wait, you're not climbing anywhere yet.
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 Sorry, hold on one second.
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 This floor.
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 There's a horse.
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 Is used to channel what appears to be large amounts
* 23:36:38{{anchor|23:36:38}}
 of essence from the summoning room directly.
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 That's the sacrificial area.
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 The Ori acts as both a container and map to focus
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 summoning rituals of the Nexus on the floor below.
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 The spiral staircase you see now that lies in disarray
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 winds up the.

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 and chamber occasionally giving way to platforms.
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 Now, partially collapsed and in disrepair.
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 Oh, yes, that's the whole DC check thing.
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 The floor directly above this is an observatory.
* 23:37:24{{anchor|23:37:24}}
 The observation level.
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 It has large open view areas and a lounge that you know,
* 23:37:30{{anchor|23:37:30}}
 according to the maps that you've received.
* 23:37:34{{anchor|23:37:34}}
 However, it appears from the outside that this area has now
* 23:37:37{{anchor|23:37:37}}
 been exposed to the exterior as large portions of the wall
* 23:37:42{{anchor|23:37:42}}
 have been deconstructed, destroyed.
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 Wizards would likely gather here to discuss the state of
* 23:37:55{{anchor|23:37:55}}
 the world and to perform their auguries as well as.
* 23:38:06{{anchor|23:38:06}}
 What is it called when I'm as well as their scrys?
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 The area is filled with the red mist that emanates from the
* 23:38:16{{anchor|23:38:16}}
 floor even above that.
* 23:38:19{{anchor|23:38:19}}
 You hear.
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 As you ascend these stairs.
* 23:38:26{{anchor|23:38:26}}
 What steps large deep?
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 Coming from the floor.
* 23:38:35{{anchor|23:38:35}}
 As what is known as the eye of Ayla at the top.
* 23:38:40{{anchor|23:38:40}}
 According to your understanding, this was the roof of the
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 tower. It acted as a conduit for magic to amplify their
* 23:38:47{{anchor|23:38:47}}
 spell effects across the land. Here is where you assume
* 23:38:53{{anchor|23:38:53}}
 according to the letters retrieved off the body of the
* 23:38:55{{anchor|23:38:55}}
 Lich.
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 The right-hand man of Lamont.
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 That the sacrificial altar for the most powerful blood magic.
* 23:39:08{{anchor|23:39:08}}
 Ever to be seen on the face of Ayla up to this day.
* 23:39:12{{anchor|23:39:12}}
 Was done just a few days earlier.
* 23:39:20{{anchor|23:39:20}}
 The footsteps continue.
* 23:39:22{{anchor|23:39:22}}
 What do you do?
* 23:39:27{{anchor|23:39:27}}
 We should progress.
* 23:39:28{{anchor|23:39:28}}
 And those are the lore reveals.
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 Yes.
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 All right buff and proceed.
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 Yeah, I cast haste.
* 23:39:36{{anchor|23:39:36}}
 I cast I use my hold on my hold off on a me my friend.
* 23:39:40{{anchor|23:39:40}}
 He says duration of my weight.
* 23:39:42{{anchor|23:39:42}}
 Yeah.
* 23:39:43{{anchor|23:39:43}}
 Yeah, it's my beat of blessing that everyone has bless.
* 23:39:48{{anchor|23:39:48}}
 You have a prayer.
* 23:39:50{{anchor|23:39:50}}
 Does everyone give us?
* 23:39:51{{anchor|23:39:51}}
 No, I gave everyone bless earlier.
* 23:39:53{{anchor|23:39:53}}
 It wore off but I don't some prayer.
* 23:39:58{{anchor|23:39:58}}
 Well, what we got there is very little is it is a level
* 23:40:00{{anchor|23:40:00}}
 to spell everyone or three.
* 23:40:02{{anchor|23:40:02}}
 It might be three.
* 23:40:02{{anchor|23:40:02}}
 It might be think it's four.
* 23:40:04{{anchor|23:40:04}}
 We're not let me check everyone had blessed for me though.
* 23:40:08{{anchor|23:40:08}}
 So it's all three.
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 Hey, you should have it.
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 What was that other feet that I needed Brian?
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 It was a it only asked around.
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 I didn't I'm going to edit.
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 Yeah, but I mean I can't I can't swear or something prayer
* 23:40:23{{anchor|23:40:23}}
 starts with bless though.
* 23:40:24{{anchor|23:40:24}}
 That's the thing because it's a luck bonus versus moral bonus.
* 23:40:28{{anchor|23:40:28}}
 Okay, and then I want to do right.
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 That's not Oracle.
* 23:40:37{{anchor|23:40:37}}
 Okay, bless.
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 Hello.
* 23:40:38{{anchor|23:40:38}}
 Yeah, Oracle.
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 I gave everybody I gave everybody bless.
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 Are you clear?
* 23:40:42{{anchor|23:40:42}}
 Oh, you're clear.
* 23:40:42{{anchor|23:40:42}}
 I'm the less good version of an aura.
* 23:40:44{{anchor|23:40:44}}
 I see.
* 23:40:44{{anchor|23:40:44}}
 Yeah.
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 I thought you were min maxing.
* 23:40:50{{anchor|23:40:50}}
 Yeah, I know.
* 23:40:51{{anchor|23:40:51}}
 I think you chose the cleric to me.
* 23:40:53{{anchor|23:40:53}}
 Man.
* 23:40:53{{anchor|23:40:53}}
 Well, this is I'm going to do my weapon with you.
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 One cast.
* 23:40:56{{anchor|23:40:56}}
 All right.
* 23:40:56{{anchor|23:40:56}}
 Choose an Oracle go life.
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 Yeah, I know.
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 Elemental may buff as much as you please.
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 You will need it.
* 23:41:05{{anchor|23:41:05}}
 Who does the most damage?
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 I'm going to lend my judgment to you.
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 Spear John.
* 23:41:09{{anchor|23:41:09}}
 John.
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 John.
* 23:41:11{{anchor|23:41:11}}
 I oh, I don't know.
* 23:41:12{{anchor|23:41:12}}
 Are you going to bite me?
* 23:41:14{{anchor|23:41:14}}
 You try to eat my blood over right?
* 23:41:16{{anchor|23:41:16}}
 Is it over guys?
* 23:41:17{{anchor|23:41:17}}
 Then?
* 23:41:19{{anchor|23:41:19}}
 That was wild magic.
* 23:41:20{{anchor|23:41:20}}
 Yeah, that was wild magic.
* 23:41:21{{anchor|23:41:21}}
 We'll save craving still there and the craving or I don't know.
* 23:41:25{{anchor|23:41:25}}
 He's right behind you.
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 It's wild magic and the working to make a will save.
* 23:41:29{{anchor|23:41:29}}
 Do I have any I go to touch you call it inspiration?
* 23:41:33{{anchor|23:41:33}}
 So I can try not to bite you bite your arm off you John.
* 23:41:38{{anchor|23:41:38}}
 You have two inspirations.
* 23:41:40{{anchor|23:41:40}}
 I'll use an inspiration one at 20.
* 23:41:42{{anchor|23:41:42}}
 Do you really want to use it on me?
* 23:41:43{{anchor|23:41:43}}
 I'll say I have to use it right?
* 23:41:47{{anchor|23:41:47}}
 Maybe he'll level up after each or that's you you all are supposed to be seven.
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 You all are supposed to be seven.
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 All right.
* 23:41:55{{anchor|23:41:55}}
 What I will what's the will save for it.
* 23:41:58{{anchor|23:41:58}}
 I bite you 15.
* 23:42:00{{anchor|23:42:00}}
 All right.
* 23:42:01{{anchor|23:42:01}}
 Oh, I bite you.
* 23:42:03{{anchor|23:42:03}}
 She's gonna bite you.
* 23:42:05{{anchor|23:42:05}}
 Oh, you're taking the bite out of crime.
* 23:42:07{{anchor|23:42:07}}
 Roll a bite attack.
* 23:42:09{{anchor|23:42:09}}
 So would it be inappropriate to sit?
* 23:42:10{{anchor|23:42:10}}
 Never mind.
* 23:42:11{{anchor|23:42:11}}
 I won't say it.
* 23:42:11{{anchor|23:42:11}}
 I'm not giving you my judgment.
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 Deal the bite damage.
* 23:42:15{{anchor|23:42:15}}
 Oh, it's a nap 20.
* 23:42:17{{anchor|23:42:17}}
 Oh my God.
* 23:42:18{{anchor|23:42:18}}
 He crit you with his bite attack.
* 23:42:19{{anchor|23:42:19}}
 Confirm.
* 23:42:20{{anchor|23:42:20}}
 Roll to confirm.
* 23:42:22{{anchor|23:42:22}}
 What is your AC?
* 23:42:24{{anchor|23:42:24}}
 What is your AC?
* 23:42:25{{anchor|23:42:25}}
 Do you have dooms or not ones?
* 23:42:27{{anchor|23:42:27}}
 My AC is my AC.
* 23:42:28{{anchor|23:42:28}}
 You have net ones.
* 23:42:28{{anchor|23:42:28}}
 Yes.
* 23:42:29{{anchor|23:42:29}}
 No, you can't use it on me.
* 23:42:30{{anchor|23:42:30}}
 And that's a 20 total.
* 23:42:32{{anchor|23:42:32}}
 20 total against your AC.
* 23:42:34{{anchor|23:42:34}}
 21.
* 23:42:35{{anchor|23:42:35}}
 What is his doom?
* 23:42:36{{anchor|23:42:36}}
 Resist energy communal.
* 23:42:38{{anchor|23:42:38}}
 So why is it flat footed?
* 23:42:39{{anchor|23:42:39}}
 You had no idea he was going to bite you.
* 23:42:40{{anchor|23:42:40}}
 That's true.
* 23:42:41{{anchor|23:42:41}}
 I thought it was a belladress.
* 23:42:42{{anchor|23:42:42}}
 No.
* 23:42:43{{anchor|23:42:43}}
 It's a crit.
* 23:42:43{{anchor|23:42:43}}
 He crits her with a bite.
* 23:42:46{{anchor|23:42:46}}
 All right.
* 23:42:46{{anchor|23:42:46}}
 Tear her head off.
* 23:42:47{{anchor|23:42:47}}
 He chops down on her.
* 23:42:48{{anchor|23:42:48}}
 Remember, always hold the hand flat when you're feeding horses.
* 23:42:51{{anchor|23:42:51}}
 She's going up the stairs.
* 23:42:52{{anchor|23:42:52}}
 She bit her butt.
* 23:42:53{{anchor|23:42:53}}
 It's going to be 2d8.
* 23:42:55{{anchor|23:42:55}}
 She came up to cut you.
* 23:42:56{{anchor|23:42:56}}
 He's having ham pox.
* 23:42:57{{anchor|23:42:57}}
 I went over to touch him to buff him.
* 23:43:00{{anchor|23:43:00}}
 I didn't want to metagame.
* 23:43:02{{anchor|23:43:02}}
 Well, if I could only handle so many.
* 23:43:03{{anchor|23:43:03}}
 It would make sense.
* 23:43:04{{anchor|23:43:04}}
 Barber takes 37 points of damage.
* 23:43:06{{anchor|23:43:06}}
 Why is it so much?
* 23:43:07{{anchor|23:43:07}}
 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
* 23:43:09{{anchor|23:43:09}}
 Hold on.
* 23:43:09{{anchor|23:43:09}}
 What's your bite damage?
* 23:43:10{{anchor|23:43:10}}
 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
* 23:43:11{{anchor|23:43:11}}
 I did a short buff.
* 23:43:12{{anchor|23:43:12}}
 Is this the combat encounter you were talking about, Steven?
* 23:43:14{{anchor|23:43:14}}
 What?
* 23:43:14{{anchor|23:43:14}}
 All right, all right.
* 23:43:15{{anchor|23:43:15}}
 The combat encounter you were talking about?
* 23:43:16{{anchor|23:43:16}}
 Yes.
* 23:43:16{{anchor|23:43:16}}
 Holy shit.
* 23:43:17{{anchor|23:43:17}}
 Did you all buff?
* 23:43:19{{anchor|23:43:19}}
 He is the champion of Le Mans.
* 23:43:21{{anchor|23:43:21}}
 You might have not confirmed it then.
* 23:43:23{{anchor|23:43:23}}
 He did.
* 23:43:24{{anchor|23:43:24}}
 He did.
* 23:43:24{{anchor|23:43:24}}
 Flat footed.
* 23:43:25{{anchor|23:43:25}}
 21.
* 23:43:25{{anchor|23:43:25}}
 Whoa, he's a bull.
* 23:43:27{{anchor|23:43:27}}
 Okay, 12.
* 23:43:28{{anchor|23:43:28}}
 Sorry.
* 23:43:28{{anchor|23:43:28}}
 The bite's strength.
* 23:43:29{{anchor|23:43:29}}
 The bite is 12 damage.
* 23:43:31{{anchor|23:43:31}}
 How much is your to hit with the bite?
* 23:43:33{{anchor|23:43:33}}
 Is that with a crit?
* 23:43:34{{anchor|23:43:34}}
 Just 8?
* 23:43:36{{anchor|23:43:36}}
 It's supposed to be 8.
* 23:43:37{{anchor|23:43:37}}
 So you wouldn't have hit me with a crit.
* 23:43:39{{anchor|23:43:39}}
 Then it was just a regular hit.
* 23:43:41{{anchor|23:43:41}}
 Yeah, a regular bite me.
* 23:43:42{{anchor|23:43:42}}
 No, no, no.
* 23:43:43{{anchor|23:43:43}}
 I used the right.
* 23:43:44{{anchor|23:43:44}}
 I used the right bite me.
* 23:43:45{{anchor|23:43:45}}
 Oh, okay.
* 23:43:46{{anchor|23:43:46}}
 I used the right.
* 23:43:47{{anchor|23:43:47}}
 What's the plus?
* 23:43:48{{anchor|23:43:48}}
 So I rolled a nat 20.
* 23:43:50{{anchor|23:43:50}}
 That would have put me at 28.
* 23:43:50{{anchor|23:43:50}}
 Then you rolled.
* 23:43:51{{anchor|23:43:51}}
 And then I rolled 12 plus 8, which is my 20.
* 23:43:56{{anchor|23:43:56}}
 Okay, yeah.
* 23:43:57{{anchor|23:43:57}}
 Okay, so how much damage?
* 23:43:58{{anchor|23:43:58}}
 I just 12.
* 23:43:59{{anchor|23:43:59}}
 12 points of damage as a bite did a 12 point crit.
* 23:44:02{{anchor|23:44:02}}
 As pieces of your flesh.
* 23:44:04{{anchor|23:44:04}}
 You're Frank the Lone.
* 23:44:05{{anchor|23:44:05}}
 Why are you biting me?
* 23:44:06{{anchor|23:44:06}}
 It's 1d4 plus 4 just times 2, right?
* 23:44:08{{anchor|23:44:08}}
 Do you want me to use some of my wild magic remaining?
* 23:44:10{{anchor|23:44:10}}
 It's a very small.
* 23:44:11{{anchor|23:44:11}}
 Because there's like three or four I have left.
* 23:44:12{{anchor|23:44:12}}
 Jim, Jim, you get, I lend you almost all of this.
* 23:44:15{{anchor|23:44:15}}
 Okay.
* 23:44:17{{anchor|23:44:17}}
 The heavens open up above you and lightning begins to strike down at your team.
* 23:44:22{{anchor|23:44:22}}
 All of the wild magic are going to get resolved right now.
* 23:44:25{{anchor|23:44:25}}
 Oh my God.
* 23:44:26{{anchor|23:44:26}}
 Five of them.
* 23:44:26{{anchor|23:44:26}}
 Divine energies, whether good or bad are filling your space.
* 23:44:31{{anchor|23:44:31}}
 I lend you my judgment.
* 23:44:31{{anchor|23:44:31}}
 Goodbye, everyone.
* 23:44:32{{anchor|23:44:32}}
 I have one wild magic box.
* 23:44:35{{anchor|23:44:35}}
 So that's good.
* 23:44:35{{anchor|23:44:35}}
 Oh, give me roll a number and record those numbers.
* 23:44:39{{anchor|23:44:39}}
 Roll them all and then we'll do them effect at the same time.
* 23:44:41{{anchor|23:44:41}}
 And who wants all of the wild magic?
* 23:44:44{{anchor|23:44:44}}
 Who wants shield of faith?
* 23:44:45{{anchor|23:44:45}}
 Who would want shield of faith?
* 23:44:48{{anchor|23:44:48}}
 Got my numbers.
* 23:44:50{{anchor|23:44:50}}
 I already cast it on myself.
* 23:44:51{{anchor|23:44:51}}
 I already have one.
* 23:44:52{{anchor|23:44:52}}
 Who would like shield of faith?
* 23:44:53{{anchor|23:44:53}}
 No one?
* 23:44:55{{anchor|23:44:55}}
 Does.
* 23:44:55{{anchor|23:44:55}}
 Someone wants it.
* 23:44:56{{anchor|23:44:56}}
 I'll take it.
* 23:44:58{{anchor|23:44:58}}
 All right.
* 23:44:58{{anchor|23:44:58}}
 You have shield of faith.
* 23:45:00{{anchor|23:45:00}}
 I love you.
* 23:45:01{{anchor|23:45:01}}
 And I cast aid on you, Alexi.
* 23:45:04{{anchor|23:45:04}}
 What's aid do?
* 23:45:05{{anchor|23:45:05}}
 And I will roll for HP.
* 23:45:08{{anchor|23:45:08}}
 Okay, that's garbage.
* 23:45:09{{anchor|23:45:09}}
 Okay.
* 23:45:12{{anchor|23:45:12}}
 Just add the aid mod or spell adjustment and then plus nine HP.
* 23:45:20{{anchor|23:45:20}}
 And I will give myself wrath.
* 23:45:24{{anchor|23:45:24}}
 I'm very angry right now.
* 23:45:26{{anchor|23:45:26}}
 I would like to kill all undead.
* 23:45:28{{anchor|23:45:28}}
 And Bane.
* 23:45:30{{anchor|23:45:30}}
 So I'm going to give myself wrath and Bane against undead.
* 23:45:35{{anchor|23:45:35}}
 And I am affirmative affirmation good right now.
* 23:45:40{{anchor|23:45:40}}
 All right.
* 23:45:40{{anchor|23:45:40}}
 I'm ready.
* 23:45:42{{anchor|23:45:42}}
 Great.
* 23:45:42{{anchor|23:45:42}}
 I have all my five wild magics ready to go.
* 23:45:46{{anchor|23:45:46}}
 You tell me your wild magics.
* 23:45:48{{anchor|23:45:48}}
 I will.
* 23:45:48{{anchor|23:45:48}}
 Okay, I'll start with you.
* 23:45:50{{anchor|23:45:50}}
 Do you want me to just read them off Steven or do you want to decide?
* 23:45:52{{anchor|23:45:52}}
 I'll decide.
* 23:45:54{{anchor|23:45:54}}
 All right.
* 23:45:54{{anchor|23:45:54}}
 9543.
* 23:46:02{{anchor|23:46:02}}
 This is the first one.
* 23:46:12{{anchor|23:46:12}}
 It begins to rain violently outside.
* 23:46:14{{anchor|23:46:14}}
 Next one is 9513.
* 23:46:17{{anchor|23:46:17}}
 Can you wand?
* 23:46:17{{anchor|23:46:17}}
 Begin to circle above the tower.
* 23:46:21{{anchor|23:46:21}}
 Now it's 9513.
* 23:46:22{{anchor|23:46:22}}
 9513?
* 23:46:25{{anchor|23:46:25}}
 Yep.
* 23:46:26{{anchor|23:46:26}}
 Okay, maybe I will need your wand.
* 23:46:27{{anchor|23:46:27}}
 You can have my wand.
* 23:46:29{{anchor|23:46:29}}
 I'm going to give my wand to our healer.
* 23:46:32{{anchor|23:46:32}}
 How many charges do you have?
* 23:46:34{{anchor|23:46:34}}
 50.
* 23:46:35{{anchor|23:46:35}}
 Okay, I'll just reset mine to zero because I'm lazy.
* 23:46:37{{anchor|23:46:37}}
 No female characters may speak until tomorrow sunset.
* 23:46:42{{anchor|23:46:42}}
 I can't cast spells.
* 23:46:44{{anchor|23:46:44}}
 Good thing I buffed off.
* 23:46:46{{anchor|23:46:46}}
 Finished my buff.
* 23:46:49{{anchor|23:46:49}}
 Unbelievable.
* 23:46:50{{anchor|23:46:50}}
 You're the one who rolled it.
* 23:46:51{{anchor|23:46:51}}
 The gods will save me.
* 23:46:53{{anchor|23:46:53}}
 Okay, is that female characters or how they identify?
* 23:46:57{{anchor|23:46:57}}
 No, it's female characters.
* 23:47:00{{anchor|23:47:00}}
 9702.
* 23:47:01{{anchor|23:47:01}}
 Well, I guess, yeah, it's just any female character.
* 23:47:06{{anchor|23:47:06}}
 All right, Maggie, you know how to fix this.
* 23:47:10{{anchor|23:47:10}}
 Yo.
* 23:47:11{{anchor|23:47:11}}
 Yo.
* 23:47:12{{anchor|23:47:12}}
 What do you mean how do I fix it?
* 23:47:13{{anchor|23:47:13}}
 I'd self-identify.
* 23:47:16{{anchor|23:47:16}}
 You got this.
* 23:47:19{{anchor|23:47:19}}
 Just turn your RP up to 11.
* 23:47:21{{anchor|23:47:21}}
 You got this.
* 23:47:21{{anchor|23:47:21}}
 A voice fills your head and it says,
* 23:47:28{{anchor|23:47:28}}
 you shall be my last prophet.
* 23:47:34{{anchor|23:47:34}}
 Oh, I'm a prophet.
* 23:47:37{{anchor|23:47:37}}
 And that's actually probably true over the next four days.
* 23:47:41{{anchor|23:47:41}}
 I'll prophesize that.
* 23:47:42{{anchor|23:47:42}}
 You are the last prophet of whatever this person is.
* 23:47:45{{anchor|23:47:45}}
 All right, 6751.
* 23:47:48{{anchor|23:47:48}}
 Two more left.
* 23:47:50{{anchor|23:47:50}}
 You guys never took care of your wild magics.
* 23:47:52{{anchor|23:47:52}}
 I was constantly begging for mine to be triggered.
* 23:47:55{{anchor|23:47:55}}
 I did.
* 23:47:55{{anchor|23:47:55}}
 I told him.
* 23:47:56{{anchor|23:47:56}}
 We did.
* 23:47:57{{anchor|23:47:57}}
 We just got way more.
* 23:47:59{{anchor|23:47:59}}
 Wild magics.
* 23:48:01{{anchor|23:48:01}}
 Yeah, you have five?
* 23:48:02{{anchor|23:48:02}}
 Shame us, Cliff.
* 23:48:03{{anchor|23:48:03}}
 We deserve it.
* 23:48:04{{anchor|23:48:04}}
 I have seven wild magics just like everyone else and I've already used it.
* 23:48:10{{anchor|23:48:10}}
 Good on you.
* 23:48:11{{anchor|23:48:11}}
 That's because you're a responsible individual.
* 23:48:13{{anchor|23:48:13}}
 I am.
* 23:48:14{{anchor|23:48:14}}
 You are successful.
* 23:48:15{{anchor|23:48:15}}
 And I'm super amazingly handsome.
* 23:48:19{{anchor|23:48:19}}
 Target sprouts a horse's tail.
* 23:48:22{{anchor|23:48:22}}
 So much horse.
* 23:48:23{{anchor|23:48:23}}
 What the hell is up with this?
* 23:48:24{{anchor|23:48:24}}
 I have a horse.
* 23:48:26{{anchor|23:48:26}}
 The creator of this game, of this chart, has a horse fetish.
* 23:48:30{{anchor|23:48:30}}
 Let's just say it.
* 23:48:30{{anchor|23:48:30}}
 I definitely think so.
* 23:48:32{{anchor|23:48:32}}
 Two three oh four.
* 23:48:34{{anchor|23:48:34}}
 Assignment a donkey tail.
* 23:48:36{{anchor|23:48:36}}
 It's a horse.
* 23:48:37{{anchor|23:48:37}}
 Is that it?
* 23:48:38{{anchor|23:48:38}}
 Two three oh four.
* 23:48:40{{anchor|23:48:40}}
 Last one.
* 23:48:41{{anchor|23:48:41}}
 Two three oh four.
* 23:48:43{{anchor|23:48:43}}
 Okay.
* 23:48:45{{anchor|23:48:45}}
 This is his last one.
* 23:48:46{{anchor|23:48:46}}
 I've got my three rolled and ready.
* 23:48:48{{anchor|23:48:48}}
 We're all ready.
* 23:48:49{{anchor|23:48:49}}
 I rolled very nice for one of them.
* 23:48:52{{anchor|23:48:52}}
 0609.
* 23:48:53{{anchor|23:48:53}}
 No, no, sorry.
* 23:48:54{{anchor|23:48:54}}
 I messed it up.
* 23:48:55{{anchor|23:48:55}}
 6090.
* 23:48:56{{anchor|23:48:56}}
 And if it is not, if it doesn't have numbers before it, give me 0001.
* 23:49:02{{anchor|23:49:02}}
 From this time forward, your speech will no longer match the movement of your lips.
* 23:49:09{{anchor|23:49:09}}
 You will speak as if in dub.
* 23:49:11{{anchor|23:49:11}}
 Dude, that's kind of OP for a caster because then they don't know what your caster is.
* 23:49:15{{anchor|23:49:15}}
 It's like stop casting.
* 23:49:15{{anchor|23:49:15}}
 What are you talking about?
* 23:49:16{{anchor|23:49:16}}
 You're confused by that.
* 23:49:18{{anchor|23:49:18}}
 Are you done?
* 23:49:19{{anchor|23:49:19}}
 Yep.
* 23:49:20{{anchor|23:49:20}}
 Brian, you said you had yours, right?
* 23:49:21{{anchor|23:49:21}}
 Yeah, here they are.
* 23:49:22{{anchor|23:49:22}}
 Can you just tell me them?
* 23:49:23{{anchor|23:49:23}}
 Oh, that works too.
* 23:49:25{{anchor|23:49:25}}
 One, two, three.
* 23:49:26{{anchor|23:49:26}}
 Well, while we're here.
* 23:49:27{{anchor|23:49:27}}
 Oh, nope.
* 23:49:28{{anchor|23:49:28}}
 No, I'll just look to the right and see how good I look.
* 23:49:37{{anchor|23:49:37}}
 Pretty good from where I'm sitting.
* 23:49:38{{anchor|23:49:38}}
 Ready? Ready?
* 23:49:40{{anchor|23:49:40}}
 What is that?
* 23:49:42{{anchor|23:49:42}}
 Oh, zoom in.
* 23:49:43{{anchor|23:49:43}}
 Bird by cell.
* 23:49:44{{anchor|23:49:44}}
 Let me think of the race change.
* 23:49:45{{anchor|23:49:45}}
 Maybe not.
* 23:49:47{{anchor|23:49:47}}
 Got a lot.
* 23:49:48{{anchor|23:49:48}}
 Let's get through the five wild magic.
* 23:49:52{{anchor|23:49:52}}
 And I did a race change.
* 23:49:53{{anchor|23:49:53}}
 Twice.
* 23:49:55{{anchor|23:49:55}}
 Oh, then she's probably marketer.
* 23:50:00{{anchor|23:50:00}}
 Roll a d4.
* 23:50:02{{anchor|23:50:02}}
 The four.
* 23:50:03{{anchor|23:50:03}}
 That's one you age by one year.
* 23:50:07{{anchor|23:50:07}}
 Oh, I've got four years on you.
* 23:50:09{{anchor|23:50:09}}
 Yeah, you did.
* 23:50:10{{anchor|23:50:10}}
 Got five, didn't you?
* 23:50:12{{anchor|23:50:12}}
 Okay, spent five years up at that other level.
* 23:50:14{{anchor|23:50:14}}
 Next one.
* 23:50:15{{anchor|23:50:15}}
 Okay.
* 23:50:23{{anchor|23:50:23}}
 The moonlight in this area permanently changes to blood red.
* 23:50:29{{anchor|23:50:29}}
 Oh, that's actually fitting.
* 23:50:30{{anchor|23:50:30}}
 And it's storming out.
* 23:50:31{{anchor|23:50:31}}
 That's actually fitting.
* 23:50:32{{anchor|23:50:32}}
 And it is storming.
* 23:50:33{{anchor|23:50:33}}
 It is.
* 23:50:33{{anchor|23:50:33}}
 It is fitting.
* 23:50:35{{anchor|23:50:35}}
 And then the last one is...
* 23:50:37{{anchor|23:50:37}}
 Blood magic.
* 23:50:38{{anchor|23:50:38}}
 You're gonna have to tell the coders that.
* 23:50:42{{anchor|23:50:42}}
 Blood of the three gids.
* 23:50:43{{anchor|23:50:43}}
 It's just a...
* 23:50:43{{anchor|23:50:43}}
 Hardest moon.
* 23:50:44{{anchor|23:50:44}}
 And then, John, do you have any?
* 23:50:45{{anchor|23:50:45}}
 Probably post-process effect in the area for the red tint.
* 23:50:51{{anchor|23:50:51}}
 And a custom color on the moon at night.
* 23:50:58{{anchor|23:50:58}}
 Red guys at night.
* 23:51:01{{anchor|23:51:01}}
 Target is immune to poisons for 1d4 months.
* 23:51:05{{anchor|23:51:05}}
 Months.
* 23:51:05{{anchor|23:51:05}}
 Let's go.
* 23:51:06{{anchor|23:51:06}}
 That's...
* 23:51:07{{anchor|23:51:07}}
 There you go.
* 23:51:07{{anchor|23:51:07}}
 Yeah, little bugger.
* 23:51:09{{anchor|23:51:09}}
 Roll a d4.
* 23:51:11{{anchor|23:51:11}}
 Yours.
* 23:51:12{{anchor|23:51:12}}
 1d4.
* 23:51:13{{anchor|23:51:13}}
 Roll a d4.
* 23:51:13{{anchor|23:51:13}}
 We need to know how many months you're immune.
* 23:51:15{{anchor|23:51:15}}
 If it doesn't have a number before it, like if it's four numbers, zero, give me the next room.
* 23:51:20{{anchor|23:51:20}}
 Wait, wait, wait.
* 23:51:22{{anchor|23:51:22}}
 00378.
* 23:51:24{{anchor|23:51:24}}
 Did you get my last one?
* 23:51:28{{anchor|23:51:28}}
 I did three.
* 23:51:29{{anchor|23:51:29}}
 I have ordered us bagels and donuts.
* 23:51:32{{anchor|23:51:32}}
 Is your cream cheese with the bagel?
* 23:51:34{{anchor|23:51:34}}
 Some are have cream cheese.
* 23:51:35{{anchor|23:51:35}}
 Some are ham and cheese with eggs on the bagel.
* 23:51:39{{anchor|23:51:39}}
 What about cream cheese?
* 23:51:40{{anchor|23:51:40}}
 And it has country herb, country and herb cream cheese schmear.
* 23:51:46{{anchor|23:51:46}}
 Oh, yum.
* 23:51:47{{anchor|23:51:47}}
 Tubbs?
* 23:51:48{{anchor|23:51:48}}
 Not tubs.
* 23:51:49{{anchor|23:51:49}}
 Quiet beast.
* 23:51:55{{anchor|23:51:55}}
 Yes.
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 The caster takes upon the appearance of translucent quartz.
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 Oh, cool.
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 So you can ride the clear horsey.
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 That's me.
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 So I'm now not clear.
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 I'm quartz.
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 Now instead of glass, you're like a Swarovski crystal horse.
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 That's even cooler.
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 That's even cooler.
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 So do I blind people when the light hits me?
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 Wow.
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 If you have a direct light that's hitting or shine to shine through you,
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 you become a brilliant prism of radiant rainbow-like colors.
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 Casting dazzle.
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 I should like stick a unicorn horn.
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 Yes, you need a unicorn horn.
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 Wow, you don't need to oversell it.
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 That's a little over.
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 5463.
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 By the way, these are, for those of you watching,
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 you can donate to give these effects.
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 They're called wild magic effects.
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 That's what we're catching up on right now.
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 Just if you're wondering what's happening.
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 It's a lot.
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 A lot of weird stuff.
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 Divine interventions are happening.
* 23:53:00{{anchor|23:53:00}}
 Powers that be are trying to stop this party from reaching its goal.
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 And there are many effects that are occurring.
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 Some of it good.
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 Some of it bad.
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 We're flying and carrying people through like the storm.
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 The target may no longer ignite any fires so long as they live
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 if they are wearing any clothing.
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 You have to be naked? What?
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 If you wish to the white fires, you must be naked.
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 Naked brother.
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 Naked brother.
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 What an odd restriction.
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 Wild magic involving being naked and horses.
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 That's all.
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 Okay.
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 Some weird fetishes over there.
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 You got fun?
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 Yeah. 5409.
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 And women are just getting locked out.
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 I'm a woman.
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 I know. What the heck?
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 This is strictly between men and horses.
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 Men and horses.
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 Between men and horses.
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 Oh, by the way, it's like men and mice.
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 Since we know we're preparing to fight, I'm undressing.
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 And just have my bow in my hands.
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 No, then you're not naked.
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 So when you fight, you're invisible?
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 I can hold you.
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 The target may no longer be harmed for the rest of his natural life by lightning.
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 Oh, wow.
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 You gain immunity to lightning.
* 23:54:04{{anchor|23:54:04}}
 That's cool.
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 Unlimited power.
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 Oxylated power.
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 If someone did like chain lightning, it wouldn't hurt him?
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 Nope.
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 If that is a lightning type of energy, you're correct.
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 Which it is.
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 Very nice.
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 Sweet.
* 23:54:21{{anchor|23:54:21}}
 Very nice.
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 Lightning does double damage.
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 When the caster next enters his home, he shall find a clone of himself in the residence.
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 Man.
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 It's gonna be super bummed if he's married.
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 But he'll be really happy.
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 Oh, my God.
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 She'll be really happy.
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 I'm an orphan.
* 23:54:49{{anchor|23:54:49}}
 And that's enough.
* 23:54:51{{anchor|23:54:51}}
 Doesn't mean he can't be married.
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 5,602.
* 23:54:58{{anchor|23:54:58}}
 Okay, what else?
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 Still going.
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 Almost caught up, I think.
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 I just got to check if I have any.
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 Do I have any?
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 The target will no longer age so long as they are wearing a wet hat.
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 Brian.
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 That's kind of interesting.
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 It is raining right now.
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 So all aging has suspended.
* 23:55:17{{anchor|23:55:17}}
 Oh, dude, that's cool.
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 I'm just gonna wear it.
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 I just created a hat that will only age.
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 You're immortal.
* 23:55:22{{anchor|23:55:22}}
 Yeah.
* 23:55:22{{anchor|23:55:22}}
 All right.
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 Is a circuit a hat?
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 Just imagine how soggy your head would be.
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 Can you put it in a plastic bag though?
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 No, no plastic bags.
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 Plastic is a polymer that has not been invented in this world.
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 It could be magically created.
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 Can you wear a shower cap?
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 There's no shower caps because those are plastic.
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 Well, you can make one out of linen.
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 That's not really a shower cap.
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 But you can cure.
* 23:55:50{{anchor|23:55:50}}
 You can like put oils on it to make it water resistant.
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 Oh, that's true.
* 23:55:55{{anchor|23:55:55}}
 Could it be one of those hats that's this big and there's a string?
* 23:55:58{{anchor|23:55:58}}
 Yes.
* 23:55:58{{anchor|23:55:58}}
 And it goes around your head and you just wear it on the side.
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 Wow.
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 Wow.
* 23:56:03{{anchor|23:56:03}}
 Okay.
* 23:56:04{{anchor|23:56:04}}
 What's the 8,100?
* 23:56:08{{anchor|23:56:08}}
 Good.
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 A large pool of fetid slime.
* 23:56:12{{anchor|23:56:12}}
 Yeah.
* 23:56:16{{anchor|23:56:16}}
 No, it's not a good one.
* 23:56:16{{anchor|23:56:16}}
 What if I was about to go add what?
* 23:56:20{{anchor|23:56:20}}
 It sounds bad because we have some programming errors.
* 23:56:22{{anchor|23:56:22}}
 We got to do.
* 23:56:23{{anchor|23:56:23}}
 I don't like slime by the way.
* 23:56:26{{anchor|23:56:26}}
 Line has been destroying us and glue.
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 You sleep as you look out from the tower across the countryside.
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 Your vision becomes clear for a moment.
* 23:56:36{{anchor|23:56:36}}
 As you notice a huge army of ancients approaching the river from a distance.
* 23:56:45{{anchor|23:56:45}}
 Oh shit.
* 23:56:46{{anchor|23:56:46}}
 Like that.
* 23:56:46{{anchor|23:56:46}}
 But then we didn't take the river.
* 23:56:50{{anchor|23:56:50}}
 Okay.
* 23:56:55{{anchor|23:56:55}}
 8,600 and 10.
* 23:57:06{{anchor|23:57:06}}
 And I just have to.
* 23:57:12{{anchor|23:57:12}}
 Oh, this one's appropriate.
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 A voice is heard from the roof above the steps you heard.
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 You hear the voice say.
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 I claim your souls as my eternal slaves.
* 23:57:40{{anchor|23:57:40}}
 You can't have well, we're boned.
* 23:57:43{{anchor|23:57:43}}
 It says the nearest tyrant claims your souls as slaves.
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 All of us.
* 23:57:48{{anchor|23:57:48}}
 Yeah, this is mine.
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 That's appropriate.
* 23:57:52{{anchor|23:57:52}}
 No, it is appropriate.
* 23:57:54{{anchor|23:57:54}}
 We can prove them wrong, right?
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 Jean, I'm going to be the top slave.
* 23:57:59{{anchor|23:57:59}}
 The next winter that you encounter as a slave.
* 23:58:05{{anchor|23:58:05}}
 You shall choose to hibernate for the winter.
* 23:58:08{{anchor|23:58:08}}
 Like I just sleep.
* 23:58:10{{anchor|23:58:10}}
 You better not sleep.
* 23:58:11{{anchor|23:58:11}}
 I'm down and you don't wake up.
* 23:58:13{{anchor|23:58:13}}
 Oh, you better hope I don't die.
* 23:58:14{{anchor|23:58:14}}
 Yeah.
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 Oh my God.
* 23:58:18{{anchor|23:58:18}}
 If Cliff dies, we immediately start hibernating.
* 23:58:22{{anchor|23:58:22}}
 That's true.
* 23:58:23{{anchor|23:58:23}}
 That's true.
* 23:58:27{{anchor|23:58:27}}
 Now we're getting this.
* 23:58:27{{anchor|23:58:27}}
 Now we're getting those synergies.
* 23:58:28{{anchor|23:58:28}}
 Revival.
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 The final wild magic before we begin.
* 23:58:36{{anchor|23:58:36}}
 No, I have one.
* 23:58:37{{anchor|23:58:37}}
 I had one left.
* 23:58:38{{anchor|23:58:38}}
 I've been waiting.
* 23:58:39{{anchor|23:58:39}}
 You said you've been keeping.
* 23:58:40{{anchor|23:58:40}}
 Yeah, he did.
* 23:58:42{{anchor|23:58:42}}
 He said he used all seven.
* 23:58:43{{anchor|23:58:43}}
 No, I said I to seven blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
* 23:58:51{{anchor|23:58:51}}
 I have one left.
* 23:58:52{{anchor|23:58:52}}
 I'm waiting to get to reveal it.
* 23:58:56{{anchor|23:58:56}}
 Yes.
* 23:58:59{{anchor|23:58:59}}
 Okay.
* 23:58:59{{anchor|23:58:59}}
 Roll a D100.
* 23:59:05{{anchor|23:59:05}}
 I'm going to use my mini skeleton as your spawn.
* 23:59:17{{anchor|23:59:17}}
 104.
* 23:59:19{{anchor|23:59:19}}
 Almost in the lens.
* 23:59:21{{anchor|23:59:21}}
 D100.
* 23:59:21{{anchor|23:59:21}}
 No, no, that's 14.
* 23:59:22{{anchor|23:59:22}}
 14.
* 23:59:23{{anchor|23:59:23}}
 And then after roll.
* 23:59:24{{anchor|23:59:24}}
 You are convinced.
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 You are convinced that since entering this tower, 14 years have passed.
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 It is 859.
* 23:59:35{{anchor|23:59:35}}
 Well, at least somebody's not aging.
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 You look out along the countryside at the armies of undead and ancients that are roving about.
* 23:59:44{{anchor|23:59:44}}
 And you exclaim loudly.
* 23:59:47{{anchor|23:59:47}}
 Hope is lost.
* 23:59:48{{anchor|23:59:48}}
 No, the world has fallen.
* 23:59:50{{anchor|23:59:50}}
 No, I can't talk.
* 23:59:56{{anchor|23:59:56}}
 You lip the words, but nothing comes out.
* 23:59:59{{anchor|23:59:59}}
 And now is the first time where you've realized.
* 00:03{{anchor|00:03}}
 This world 14 years later is a world where women cannot speak.
* 00:10{{anchor|00:10}}
 You are literally living in the Handmaiden's Tale of Vera.
* 00:15{{anchor|00:15}}
 Oh my gosh.
* 00:16{{anchor|00:16}}
 You're wearing a red cloak.
* 00:21{{anchor|00:21}}
 Be fitting for an inquisitor.
* 00:22{{anchor|00:22}}
 And you decided to start a non-vocal TV show called the How would it be an inquisitor?
* 00:27{{anchor|00:27}}
 If I could have talked, that'd be crazy.
* 00:29{{anchor|00:29}}
 I guess maybe I learned Simon.
* 00:30{{anchor|00:30}}
 They just stare at his they look out of the.
* 00:32{{anchor|00:32}}
 Or do message in people's head.
* 00:34{{anchor|00:34}}
 That's terrible.
* 00:35{{anchor|00:35}}
 What?
* 00:36{{anchor|00:36}}
 What's your world magic?
* 00:37{{anchor|00:37}}
 Well, I'm eight, eight, two, three, six, eight, eight.
* 00:41{{anchor|00:41}}
 Wait, what?
* 00:42{{anchor|00:42}}
 Eight thousand two hundred and thirty six.
* 00:44{{anchor|00:44}}
 OK, but you said to me, I'm not going to have enough time for an encounter.
* 00:48{{anchor|00:48}}
 Here you go.
* 00:49{{anchor|00:49}}
 My bad.
* 00:50{{anchor|00:50}}
 Wild magic pop an hour.
* 00:51{{anchor|00:51}}
 We are officially having a half an hour.
* 00:52{{anchor|00:52}}
 You know, it's nine a.m.
* 00:53{{anchor|00:53}}
 We have an hour.
* 00:54{{anchor|00:54}}
 Yeah.
* 00:55{{anchor|00:55}}
 But we still got a lot of milestones.
* 00:58{{anchor|00:58}}
 And that's only if I can do the milk challenge in 30 minutes.
* 01:01{{anchor|01:01}}
 What?
* 01:02{{anchor|01:02}}
 Oh, we got my skipper.
* 01:03{{anchor|01:03}}
 Yeah, I'm going to skip that one.
* 01:04{{anchor|01:04}}
 No way.
* 01:05{{anchor|01:05}}
 I love you.
* 01:06{{anchor|01:06}}
 I love you.
* 01:07{{anchor|01:07}}
 A gallon of milk and I think you start now.
* 01:09{{anchor|01:09}}
 That's why I was telling you what happens.
* 01:10{{anchor|01:10}}
 I told you to start.
* 01:11{{anchor|01:11}}
 Well, not something good.
* 01:12{{anchor|01:12}}
 I built a nice all food.
* 01:13{{anchor|01:13}}
 It'll bring us to the yard.
* 01:14{{anchor|01:14}}
 But the cow all food within 50 miles.
* 01:15{{anchor|01:15}}
 That's I told you earlier is stripped of any nutritional value.
* 01:16{{anchor|01:16}}
 Kind of like you just killed them.
* 01:17{{anchor|01:17}}
 Sorry.
* 01:18{{anchor|01:18}}
 Like the whole capital city.
* 01:19{{anchor|01:19}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:20{{anchor|01:20}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:21{{anchor|01:21}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:22{{anchor|01:22}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:23{{anchor|01:23}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:24{{anchor|01:24}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:25{{anchor|01:25}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:26{{anchor|01:26}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:27{{anchor|01:27}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:28{{anchor|01:28}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:29{{anchor|01:29}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:30{{anchor|01:30}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:31{{anchor|01:31}}
 I'm sorry.
* 01:32{{anchor|01:32}}
 We got the food ready.
* 01:33{{anchor|01:33}}
 The whole capital city is there.
* 01:34{{anchor|01:34}}
 They're not 50 mile t.
* 01:35{{anchor|01:35}}
 Are undead, edible.
* 01:36{{anchor|01:36}}
 They are maybe, yeah there with the food.
* 01:39{{anchor|01:39}}
 A long pig.
* 01:40{{anchor|01:40}}
 All right.
* 01:41{{anchor|01:41}}
 Well, that's OK, they're going to die in a few days anyways.
* 01:43{{anchor|01:43}}
 You can survive for a few days.
* 01:45{{anchor|01:45}}
 And they'll feel full.
* 01:46{{anchor|01:46}}
 Oh, they can summon you food.
* 01:47{{anchor|01:47}}
 Like giving you birds bread.
* 01:48{{anchor|01:48}}
 Also, they can summon you food.
* 01:49{{anchor|01:49}}
 Oh yeah, you can totally summon food.
* 01:52{{anchor|01:52}}
 There's lots of clerics, create food and water.
* 01:54{{anchor|01:54}}
 Anything else?
* 01:55{{anchor|01:55}}
 That's it.
* 01:56{{anchor|01:56}}
 That's all she wrote.
* 01:57{{anchor|01:57}}
 OK.
* 01:58{{anchor|01:58}}
 What about all the magic items?
* 01:59{{anchor|01:59}}
 Oh.
* 02:00{{anchor|02:00}}
 not to make things more difficult for you,
* 02:03{{anchor|02:03}}
 but there's a bunch of pay here.
* 02:06{{anchor|02:06}}
 Each of you may pick a magic,
* 02:09{{anchor|02:09}}
 whoever has a magic item, how many magic items?
* 02:11{{anchor|02:11}}
 There's a lot.
* 02:12{{anchor|02:12}}
 We're gonna do this final battle real quick.
* 02:14{{anchor|02:14}}
 Let's do the final battle.
* 02:15{{anchor|02:15}}
 We're gonna try to move forward.
* 02:16{{anchor|02:16}}
 Let's get in there.
* 02:16{{anchor|02:16}}
 Yeah.
* 02:17{{anchor|02:17}}
 Yeah.
* 02:18{{anchor|02:18}}
 Let's just do it.
* 02:19{{anchor|02:19}}
 Let's get the horse, get the horse's tail.
* 02:21{{anchor|02:21}}
 Those are two different people.
* 02:24{{anchor|02:24}}
 Sorry, I have multiple things happening.
* 02:28{{anchor|02:28}}
 Someday I'm gonna figure out what this cursed
* 02:31{{anchor|02:31}}
 monkey's ring on my neck does.
* 02:33{{anchor|02:33}}
 There's cursed items.
* 02:35{{anchor|02:35}}
 There's one, two, three, four that have been unclaimed,
* 02:39{{anchor|02:39}}
 and then magic items.
* 02:41{{anchor|02:41}}
 There are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
* 02:47{{anchor|02:47}}
 that are unclaimed.
* 02:48{{anchor|02:48}}
 Okay, each of you may pick.
* 02:51{{anchor|02:51}}
 I'm gonna distribute the seven
* 02:53{{anchor|02:53}}
 as an additional level of value for the six.
* 02:55{{anchor|02:55}}
 I have two.
* 02:57{{anchor|02:57}}
 An item valued at 7,500 gold or less.
* 03:02{{anchor|03:02}}
 I have two.
* 03:03{{anchor|03:03}}
 So I can pick two?
* 03:04{{anchor|03:04}}
 Yes, two.
* 03:06{{anchor|03:06}}
 So you get two items at 7,500 or less.
* 03:09{{anchor|03:09}}
 In addition, here's what yours does.
* 03:14{{anchor|03:14}}
 Wait, certain people have cursed ones.
* 03:17{{anchor|03:17}}
 Or do you mean?
* 03:17{{anchor|03:17}}
 Oh, you know what?
* 03:18{{anchor|03:18}}
 We messed yours up.
* 03:19{{anchor|03:19}}
 Darn it.
* 03:21{{anchor|03:21}}
 Okay, when you go unconscious,
* 03:23{{anchor|03:23}}
 you bleed out at a value of three to one.
* 03:26{{anchor|03:26}}
 So when you normally lose one point of life,
* 03:28{{anchor|03:28}}
 instead you lose three.
* 03:29{{anchor|03:29}}
 Oh.
* 03:31{{anchor|03:31}}
 Your monkey's hand.
* 03:33{{anchor|03:33}}
 Are you ready, Cliff?
* 03:35{{anchor|03:35}}
 I'm ready.
* 03:36{{anchor|03:36}}
 Your ring, if you should ever go unconscious.
* 03:46{{anchor|03:46}}
 If I should ever go unconscious.
* 03:48{{anchor|03:48}}
 What did it do?
* 03:57{{anchor|03:57}}
 I should ever go unconscious.
* 04:02{{anchor|04:02}}
 Hold on.
* 04:04{{anchor|04:04}}
 Sleep.
* 04:06{{anchor|04:06}}
 Oh, here we go.
* 04:09{{anchor|04:09}}
 Okay, should you ever go unconscious, Cliff, your ring?
* 04:11{{anchor|04:11}}
 I'm ready.
* 04:16{{anchor|04:16}}
 Armor class.
* 04:23{{anchor|04:23}}
 Oh, here we go, sorry.
* 04:25{{anchor|04:25}}
 The hand that you wear.
* 04:28{{anchor|04:28}}
 The hand that I wear.
* 04:29{{anchor|04:29}}
 Appears mummified to a degree.
* 04:32{{anchor|04:32}}
 And its rot is spreading across your chest,
* 04:35{{anchor|04:35}}
 unbeknownst to you for the last two days.
* 04:37{{anchor|04:37}}
 Okay.
* 04:38{{anchor|04:38}}
 You need to make a fortitude save.
* 04:41{{anchor|04:41}}
 That's when I go.
* 04:44{{anchor|04:44}}
 You succeed.
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 Okay.
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 Next week, you shall make another save.
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 I accept.
* 04:49{{anchor|04:49}}
 Okay.
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 Alex, you gain an item.
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 I have two.
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 Two cursed items?
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 Yep.
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 Wow.
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 Well, indeed.
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 Whoa.
* 05:04{{anchor|05:04}}
 They were coming for him.
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 You have a scarab that you wear,
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 that you discovered in one of the rooms below
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 and took with you because you felt compelled to do so.
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 Oh, no.
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 You place it under your cloth shirt
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 and it begins to burrow into your flesh.
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 Oh, my scarab got now?
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 Spare Munger.
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 You're an evil bond developed.
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 You become immune to mind altering effects.
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 Oh, wow.
* 05:38{{anchor|05:38}}
 As if a vermin.
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 Controls mind.
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 However, you take negative six to your intelligence.
* 05:47{{anchor|05:47}}
 Okay.
* 05:48{{anchor|05:48}}
 What character are you?
* 05:49{{anchor|05:49}}
 I mean, I'm a bit fine.
* 05:51{{anchor|05:51}}
 Okay.
* 05:51{{anchor|05:51}}
 I have 14 intelligence.
* 05:53{{anchor|05:53}}
 There you go.
* 05:53{{anchor|05:53}}
 I have eight intelligence.
* 05:54{{anchor|05:54}}
 Perfect.
* 05:55{{anchor|05:55}}
 But I lose a bunch of skills.
* 05:58{{anchor|05:58}}
 Okay, and then lastly,
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 you carry an unlucky figurine that you discovered
* 06:06{{anchor|06:06}}
 in the bottom floors.
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 It gives you negative two penalty luck AC to CMD and AC.
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 That's crazy.
* 06:17{{anchor|06:17}}
 Okay.
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 That's crazy.
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 Zim.
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 Yes, sir.
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 You find a pet rock.
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 It has returned.
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 It's a pet rock.
* 06:30{{anchor|06:30}}
 In one of the rooms below you, it was being investigated.
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 Found long ago in one of the ancient Toran cities.
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 No reason at all.
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 It was being investigated for its properties.
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 And as you hold the pet rock.
* 06:47{{anchor|06:47}}
 It wets itself.
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 It counts as a stone of weight or load stone.
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 It magically increases
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 your carrying capacity from light to medium.
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 You have a medium load.
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 I have a question.
* 07:03{{anchor|07:03}}
 Yes.
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 Can you stack resistance like ring and cloak?
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 No.
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 No?
* 07:08{{anchor|07:08}}
 No.
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 The highest one.
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 The pet rock has made its way back.
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 Oh, you are a cow.
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 Yes.
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 Ryan has become a cow.
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 Is that a gallon or a cup?
* 07:21{{anchor|07:21}}
 No, this is more of like a quarter of a gallon.
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 Oh, okay.
* 07:25{{anchor|07:25}}
 He's gonna drink it in parts.
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 The milk challenge has started.
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 Brian is conducting a milk challenge
* 07:31{{anchor|07:31}}
 where he is drinking a gallon of milk.
* 07:34{{anchor|07:34}}
 We're starting at 9.07.
* 07:36{{anchor|07:36}}
 9.07.
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 Do it.
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 An hour.
* 07:38{{anchor|07:38}}
 He's turning the timer.
* 07:39{{anchor|07:39}}
 Okay.
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 Margaret.
* 07:43{{anchor|07:43}}
 You find a girdle.
* 07:45{{anchor|07:45}}
 Is this for a cursed item?
* 07:46{{anchor|07:46}}
 I don't have another cursed item.
* 07:47{{anchor|07:47}}
 Oh.
* 07:49{{anchor|07:49}}
 But I think Brian has two cursed items or something.
* 07:51{{anchor|07:51}}
 We got one cursed item, one magic item.
* 07:53{{anchor|07:53}}
 One cursed item.
* 07:54{{anchor|07:54}}
 You get a magic item worth 7,500.
* 07:57{{anchor|07:57}}
 And then whatever he tells you next.
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 How about I get negative two AC.
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 24 AC.
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 I'm gonna give this to you anyways.
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 Okay.
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 You found a girdle and you wanna wear it.
* 08:14{{anchor|08:14}}
 A girdle, okay.
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 Mm.
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 Teehee.
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 What does it do?
* 08:19{{anchor|08:19}}
 Or do I not know yet?
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 What's the teehee for, cow?
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 Teehee.
* 08:25{{anchor|08:25}}
 Roll a d20.
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 Roll a d20.
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 Fortitude save.
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 You can call me Mr. Moo or Mr. Milk.
* 08:32{{anchor|08:32}}
 Mr. Milk.
* 08:33{{anchor|08:33}}
 Definitely Mr. Milk.
* 08:34{{anchor|08:34}}
 Oh, that one.
* 08:35{{anchor|08:35}}
 Does that mean I don't even get to add my bonus to that?
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 Correct.
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 If the character saving throw is a natural one,
* 08:42{{anchor|08:42}}
 the item removes all gender from the wearer,
* 08:45{{anchor|08:45}}
 giving them an androgynous, neutered appearance.
* 08:49{{anchor|08:49}}
 You're getting neutered.
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 This change is permanent.
* 08:50{{anchor|08:50}}
 That's perfect, I can talk now.
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 Ooh.
* 08:53{{anchor|08:53}}
 That's why I'm giving you the item.
* 08:54{{anchor|08:54}}
 Did you take another one?
* 08:55{{anchor|08:55}}
 What?
* 08:55{{anchor|08:55}}
 Did you roll that one?
* 08:57{{anchor|08:57}}
 No, I rolled that one.
* 08:59{{anchor|08:59}}
 Okay.
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 Literally, it was fate aligned.
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 What are the odds?
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 Now you may speak once again.
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 I know.
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 Our species have no sex.
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 I feel like Odette was already pretty androgynous.
* 09:11{{anchor|09:11}}
 She's like a beefcake.
* 09:13{{anchor|09:13}}
 No, she also thought she was kinda tough.
* 09:16{{anchor|09:16}}
 You have a hat of hatred.
* 09:18{{anchor|09:18}}
 Well, she might have been physically tough,
* 09:20{{anchor|09:20}}
 but when it came to, she was really kind of a sweetheart.
* 09:25{{anchor|09:25}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 09:26{{anchor|09:26}}
 So just cause she's buff.
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 I thought that he would want to...
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 It was a meatball.
* 09:32{{anchor|09:32}}
 Meatball of forearms.
* 09:33{{anchor|09:33}}
 Uglier than his brother.
* 09:41{{anchor|09:41}}
 So technically, I cannot claim my soul.
* 09:45{{anchor|09:45}}
 My soul was claimed by Scarab God.
* 09:48{{anchor|09:48}}
 It's not claimed by Scarab God.
* 09:51{{anchor|09:51}}
 It's just being molested by the Scarab God.
* 09:53{{anchor|09:53}}
 Okay, so I believe it's an act of disguise.
* 09:56{{anchor|09:56}}
 Correct.
* 09:58{{anchor|09:58}}
 All right, here we go.
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 You arrive on the top floor, the roof.
* 10:06{{anchor|10:06}}
 Outlooking the lands across Aelin Empire around you,
* 10:12{{anchor|10:12}}
 you see the mist of red flowing from the top of the tower.
* 10:17{{anchor|10:17}}
 In the center, you see an altar.
* 10:20{{anchor|10:20}}
 Laying on the altar, you find a crying woman
* 10:25{{anchor|10:25}}
 dressed in robes.
* 10:30{{anchor|10:30}}
 Her eyes are filled with blood as they flow from her.
* 10:38{{anchor|10:38}}
 Flow like tears from her.
* 10:40{{anchor|10:40}}
 Is it the same monster we had?
* 10:42{{anchor|10:42}}
 Laria Lamont?
* 10:44{{anchor|10:44}}
 No, the one from a different campaign.
* 10:45{{anchor|10:45}}
 The blood in the pocket dimension.
* 10:48{{anchor|10:48}}
 She was like blood.
* 10:50{{anchor|10:50}}
 No, but that one was cool.
* 10:51{{anchor|10:51}}
 She had mouths on her arm and she would eat you.
* 10:53{{anchor|10:53}}
 Yeah, that was.
* 10:54{{anchor|10:54}}
 Mouths?
* 10:55{{anchor|10:55}}
 She could blood walk.
* 10:55{{anchor|10:55}}
 Yeah.
* 10:56{{anchor|10:56}}
 That's creepy.
* 10:57{{anchor|10:57}}
 I know.
* 10:58{{anchor|10:58}}
 I love it.
* 10:59{{anchor|10:59}}
 So she would hug you when she got you, grapple you,
* 11:00{{anchor|11:00}}
 and then they would chomp on you.
* 11:01{{anchor|11:01}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 11:02{{anchor|11:02}}
 Like constrict.
* 11:03{{anchor|11:03}}
 Yeah, that's cool.
* 11:04{{anchor|11:04}}
 That's actually pretty cool.
* 11:07{{anchor|11:07}}
 No, so she is laying on the altar.
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 Standing next to her is an 11 foot tall ancient.
* 11:18{{anchor|11:18}}
 You know, 11 feet looks a lot taller than it used to.
* 11:20{{anchor|11:20}}
 They're creepy looking.
* 11:21{{anchor|11:21}}
 Also, they're like alien looking.
* 11:23{{anchor|11:23}}
 This one, what?
* 11:24{{anchor|11:24}}
 Because she's a female.
* 11:26{{anchor|11:26}}
 She cannot talk.
* 11:27{{anchor|11:27}}
 Alien demon.
* 11:28{{anchor|11:28}}
 No sound she makes.
* 11:29{{anchor|11:29}}
 She's not talking.
* 11:30{{anchor|11:30}}
 Oh, she's okay.
* 11:30{{anchor|11:30}}
 Didn't say you can't make sounds.
* 11:32{{anchor|11:32}}
 It said you cannot talk.
* 11:34{{anchor|11:34}}
 Make sounds.
* 11:35{{anchor|11:35}}
 The creature looks at you and walks,
* 11:37{{anchor|11:37}}
 and you now recognize the footsteps were his.
* 11:41{{anchor|11:41}}
 And he says,
* 11:45{{anchor|11:45}}
 I assume you've come, or Lamont.
* 11:51{{anchor|11:51}}
 Well, as a matter of fact, yes.
* 11:56{{anchor|11:56}}
 You are too late.
* 11:59{{anchor|11:59}}
 Her ambition is to make you a human.
* 12:02{{anchor|12:02}}
 Her ambition.
* 12:05{{anchor|12:05}}
 Lamont is not here right now.
* 12:07{{anchor|12:07}}
 Her ambition clouded her judgment.
* 12:14{{anchor|12:14}}
 As is often the case, your weak races.
* 12:20{{anchor|12:20}}
 I see not what the gods saw in you,
* 12:27{{anchor|12:27}}
 but I know this world will be ours,
* 12:32{{anchor|12:32}}
 and your time has come to an end.
* 12:34{{anchor|12:34}}
 Quiet foul creature.
* 12:36{{anchor|12:36}}
 He looks at you and you hear all sound in the area.
* 12:41{{anchor|12:41}}
 Kind of stop as his eyes fix with yours.
* 12:44{{anchor|12:44}}
 And you feel this intense, like hatred emanating from his being.
* 12:49{{anchor|12:49}}
 I'm also my pain and my hatred and my rap.
* 12:52{{anchor|12:52}}
 Connecting on connecting right now.
* 12:55{{anchor|12:55}}
 There's hatred and it's like, you know, like the Kama Kama Ka.
* 12:59{{anchor|12:59}}
 Like we're both.
* 13:00{{anchor|13:00}}
 But instead of his like, yeah.
* 13:02{{anchor|13:02}}
 Yeah.
* 13:05{{anchor|13:05}}
 We call it Kama.
* 13:10{{anchor|13:10}}
 While they're doing the stair battle.
* 13:12{{anchor|13:12}}
 I am both of my outsider.
* 13:14{{anchor|13:14}}
 Yeah, it's an anime glare stain.
* 13:16{{anchor|13:16}}
 Outsider evil, pain, outsider, evil.
* 13:19{{anchor|13:19}}
 Nothing happens.
* 13:20{{anchor|13:20}}
 This cutscene territory.
* 13:21{{anchor|13:21}}
 Oh,
* 13:22{{anchor|13:22}}
 I'm going to buff this stuff before I even get silence.
* 13:25{{anchor|13:25}}
 He says to you, you will not leave this.
* 13:27{{anchor|13:27}}
 Tower alive.
* 13:29{{anchor|13:29}}
 And in your final moments, I will relish every ounce of agony.
* 13:34{{anchor|13:34}}
 I inflict upon you.
* 13:38{{anchor|13:38}}
 And when you, when you call out.
* 13:41{{anchor|13:41}}
 For your gods.
* 13:43{{anchor|13:43}}
 Only I will be here to give you that sweet release.
* 13:48{{anchor|13:48}}
 You shall so desire.
* 13:51{{anchor|13:51}}
 I replied to him.
* 13:53{{anchor|13:53}}
 Living a life was never an option.
* 13:56{{anchor|13:56}}
 The light left to you by a friend.
* 13:59{{anchor|13:59}}
 Am I so naked so he can see
* 14:01{{anchor|14:01}}
 Invisible.
* 14:04{{anchor|14:04}}
 Me visibility.
* 14:07{{anchor|14:07}}
 Naked.
* 14:09{{anchor|14:09}}
 And he laughs a little bit as he looks as he looks downward.
* 14:13{{anchor|14:13}}
 I'm still concealed.
* 14:15{{anchor|14:15}}
 50%
* 14:16{{anchor|14:16}}
 That was a little blow, Stephen.
* 14:22{{anchor|14:22}}
 I'm sorry.
* 14:23{{anchor|14:23}}
 Today is your judgment day.
* 14:25{{anchor|14:25}}
 My judgment day was long ago.
* 14:28{{anchor|14:28}}
 Small creature.
* 14:32{{anchor|14:32}}
 Now that judgment has come home.
* 14:39{{anchor|14:39}}
 Well, it's not your home.
* 14:41{{anchor|14:41}}
 You don't belong here.
* 14:42{{anchor|14:42}}
 We shall see.
* 14:43{{anchor|14:43}}
 I look at all the other guys of all.
* 14:46{{anchor|14:46}}
 Get him!
* 14:47{{anchor|14:47}}
 Go team!
* 14:49{{anchor|14:49}}
 The final battle!
* 14:51{{anchor|14:51}}
 The final battle!
* 14:57{{anchor|14:57}}
 We don't even have a model for him.
* 14:58{{anchor|14:58}}
 He's so amazing.
* 14:59{{anchor|14:59}}
 So that's he has a true sight?
* 15:01{{anchor|15:01}}
 Yeah.
* 15:02{{anchor|15:02}}
 Oh, we should have made a custom model.
* 15:05{{anchor|15:05}}
 Yeah, I would have been good.
* 15:06{{anchor|15:06}}
 The giant red demon on the left.
* 15:09{{anchor|15:09}}
 Right there.
* 15:10{{anchor|15:10}}
 That's the huge colossal one.
* 15:12{{anchor|15:12}}
 And by the way, the giveaway will give away gifting will begin at 930 a.m.
* 15:20{{anchor|15:20}}
 which is in 15 minutes.
* 15:22{{anchor|15:22}}
 So if you would like more keys, where are we at?
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 Kyle donation wise.
* 15:28{{anchor|15:28}}
 8 plus 3.
* 15:29{{anchor|15:29}}
 9 plus 3.
* 15:30{{anchor|15:30}}
 12.
* 15:31{{anchor|15:31}}
 We are at 63,396.
* 15:35{{anchor|15:35}}
 Wow.
* 15:36{{anchor|15:36}}
 63,396.
* 15:37{{anchor|15:37}}
 Wow.
* 15:38{{anchor|15:38}}
 That's mad.
* 15:39{{anchor|15:39}}
 64.
* 15:40{{anchor|15:40}}
 64.
* 15:42{{anchor|15:42}}
 Yeah.
* 15:43{{anchor|15:43}}
 So if you get to 64,000, you will get four more keys to give away.
* 15:48{{anchor|15:48}}
 So if you want those four extra keys.
* 15:51{{anchor|15:51}}
 You're not here.
* 15:52{{anchor|15:52}}
 Sixty four extra.
* 15:53{{anchor|15:53}}
 We should do another 24 hours.
* 15:56{{anchor|15:56}}
 OK, you're staying and you're running everything.
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 The 24 hours of what he didn't say.
* 16:04{{anchor|16:04}}
 No, I was asleep.
* 16:06{{anchor|16:06}}
 Yeah.
* 16:07{{anchor|16:07}}
 I was actually volunteering to sit in front of the camera for the next 24 hours.
* 16:11{{anchor|16:11}}
 I thought I'd just go.
* 16:14{{anchor|16:14}}
 I'm going to tell you all a story.
* 16:17{{anchor|16:17}}
 A reminder that if you would like to partake in the giveaway, it just requires you to hang
* 16:21{{anchor|16:21}}
 out and chat in our chat.
* 16:23{{anchor|16:23}}
 Be following us on our channel here.
* 16:25{{anchor|16:25}}
 The giveaway will start at 930 and we will be de-emming you if you are one of the selected
* 16:31{{anchor|16:31}}
 random winners.
* 16:32{{anchor|16:32}}
 So make sure that we can de-em you.
* 16:34{{anchor|16:34}}
 And you must respond within one minute.
* 16:37{{anchor|16:37}}
 If you don't, we will give it to a new person.
* 16:40{{anchor|16:40}}
 A nude person.
* 16:41{{anchor|16:41}}
 Well, that's a Lexi.
* 16:42{{anchor|16:42}}
 A new, a new, not nude.
* 16:44{{anchor|16:44}}
 I mean, you could be nude.
* 16:45{{anchor|16:45}}
 We don't know.
* 16:46{{anchor|16:46}}
 That's up to you.
* 16:47{{anchor|16:47}}
 Nude man on the Internet.
* 16:48{{anchor|16:48}}
 It's not the first time.
* 16:49{{anchor|16:49}}
 Your nudity is of no matter to us.
* 16:53{{anchor|16:53}}
 Well, be nude if you'd like.
* 16:55{{anchor|16:55}}
 Just do not show us the nudity.
* 16:58{{anchor|16:58}}
 Just don't show them.
* 16:59{{anchor|16:59}}
 And after looking at this, I would understand why you would want to get naked.
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 I can't look that way.
* 17:06{{anchor|17:06}}
 It's so bright over there.
* 17:07{{anchor|17:07}}
 I mean, that's that's why I had to change out.
* 17:09{{anchor|17:09}}
 I understand.
* 17:10{{anchor|17:10}}
 Because you're a heifer.
* 17:11{{anchor|17:11}}
 Well, no, I.
* 17:12{{anchor|17:12}}
 Y'all I've got a lot of dooms.
* 17:15{{anchor|17:15}}
 Should I just use ready to go?
* 17:17{{anchor|17:17}}
 Aren't we all what we're wearing?
* 17:20{{anchor|17:20}}
 Well, but yeah, I mean, but you're more.
* 17:22{{anchor|17:22}}
 I also have a net one bust out of it in one second.
* 17:24{{anchor|17:24}}
 Well, I could have.
* 17:25{{anchor|17:25}}
 Because then my initials, I have a plus nine.
* 17:30{{anchor|17:30}}
 Who's funny?
* 17:32{{anchor|17:32}}
 Lamont.
* 17:33{{anchor|17:33}}
 Who's that?
* 17:34{{anchor|17:34}}
 Oh, that's a good one.
* 17:35{{anchor|17:35}}
 Black Panther.
* 17:36{{anchor|17:36}}
 Kind of Wakanda.
* 17:37{{anchor|17:37}}
 What?
* 17:38{{anchor|17:38}}
 What?
* 17:39{{anchor|17:39}}
 I mean, it kind of works for an agent.
* 17:42{{anchor|17:42}}
 Yeah, actually, they're like slender, long demon.
* 17:47{{anchor|17:47}}
 Totally buff.
* 17:48{{anchor|17:48}}
 I mean, some of them could be buff.
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 Big hands, too.
* 17:52{{anchor|17:52}}
 I don't know if all of them are.
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 They're all kind of weird looking.
* 17:56{{anchor|17:56}}
 They're like alien demon.
* 17:57{{anchor|17:57}}
 Lamont on the table.
* 17:58{{anchor|17:58}}
 Oh, oh, I look at Lamont and we use the resurrection.
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 Res.
* 18:06{{anchor|18:06}}
 You see in her face.
* 18:07{{anchor|18:07}}
 Revive.
* 18:08{{anchor|18:08}}
 You see in her face.
* 18:09{{anchor|18:09}}
 Sheer agony.
* 18:10{{anchor|18:10}}
 That's the tears flow.
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 What happens if a resurrector?
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 What happens if we use our resurrection on her?
* 18:13{{anchor|18:13}}
 Try.
* 18:14{{anchor|18:14}}
 Oh, don't do that.
* 18:15{{anchor|18:15}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:16{{anchor|18:16}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:17{{anchor|18:17}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:18{{anchor|18:18}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:19{{anchor|18:19}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:20{{anchor|18:20}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:21{{anchor|18:21}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:22{{anchor|18:22}}
 Don't do that.
* 18:23{{anchor|18:23}}
 It probably would have probably she probably feels bad enough as it is.
* 18:26{{anchor|18:26}}
 We just gets to consume more of her power or something again.
* 18:31{{anchor|18:31}}
 We might need those.
* 18:32{{anchor|18:32}}
 Yes.
* 18:33{{anchor|18:33}}
 In a second.
* 18:34{{anchor|18:34}}
 Wow.
* 18:35{{anchor|18:35}}
 It's really good.
* 18:36{{anchor|18:36}}
 I like how the table has turned.
* 18:37{{anchor|18:37}}
 So like, was it really those barons?
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 It's not too bad.
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 Is that a very hard window?
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 I think we would try it for sure.
* 18:41{{anchor|18:41}}
 I was like, oh, I'm on a route.
* 18:42{{anchor|18:42}}
 But now I'm like, OK, let's try it.
* 18:43{{anchor|18:43}}
 And if he is somehow.
* 18:44{{anchor|18:44}}
 You know, I'm like, you know, like, I'm not going to be doing this.
* 18:45{{anchor|18:45}}
 I'm going to be doing this.
* 18:46{{anchor|18:46}}
 I'm going to be doing this.
* 18:47{{anchor|18:47}}
 I'm not going to be doing this.
* 18:48{{anchor|18:48}}
 I'm not going to be doing this.
* 18:51{{anchor|18:51}}
 How long she's been dead?
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 Well, she's not somehow bound to the table that she's on.
* 18:58{{anchor|18:58}}
 You see the body slightly suspended there and not actually touching the table.
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 Oh, well, that's Candyland.
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 Her.
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 Oh, I said, she's actually lying on it, but she is suspended supernaturally above.
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 Oh, it's mad.
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 Would you like a little dice that she's still that short?
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 Showed Vegas.
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 Yes.
* 19:19{{anchor|19:19}}
 Twenty.
* 19:20{{anchor|19:20}}
 Twenty three.
* 19:21{{anchor|19:21}}
 Oh, I forgot to say that.
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 Whoops.
* 19:23{{anchor|19:23}}
 Oh, sorry.
* 19:24{{anchor|19:24}}
 The question was.
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 What is she bound to the table?
* 19:32{{anchor|19:32}}
 She bound to the table.
* 19:33{{anchor|19:33}}
 The answer was no, that she is suspended above the table slightly with her robes, given
* 19:36{{anchor|19:36}}
 the illusion that she is actually laying on the table, but she is actually floating
* 19:40{{anchor|19:40}}
 in a supernatural way.
* 19:41{{anchor|19:41}}
 Stephen was just experiencing what it was like for a debt for like five minutes of her
* 19:45{{anchor|19:45}}
 life.
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 Yes.
* 19:47{{anchor|19:47}}
 Twenty or above.
* 19:48{{anchor|19:48}}
 I guess now.
* 19:49{{anchor|19:49}}
 Twenty or above.
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 OK.
* 19:51{{anchor|19:51}}
 Yes.
* 19:52{{anchor|19:52}}
 Twenty three.
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 Thank you.
* 19:54{{anchor|19:54}}
 She's just twenty.
* 19:55{{anchor|19:55}}
 Twenty.
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 Twenty.
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 Totally mad.
* 19:58{{anchor|19:58}}
 And he's above me.
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 OK.
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 He has a force of death.
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 Oops.
* 20:04{{anchor|20:04}}
 You OK with it with override side?
* 20:07{{anchor|20:07}}
 OK.
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 Do you want to?
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 Oh, yeah.
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 I guess you don't really need it.
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 You're just going to finish the order.
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 Yeah.
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 OK.
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 I'm going to go with the 19.
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 OK.
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 I roll ten or above.
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 Holy.
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 That's a lot.
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 No debt.
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 What are you guys?
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 I'm 10.
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 I'm a 13.
* 20:25{{anchor|20:25}}
 I'm a 12.
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 13.
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 Alistair was a 20.
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 I thought 12.
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 No, that was I used to not.
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 I was 23.
* 20:31{{anchor|20:31}}
 Jim.
* 20:32{{anchor|20:32}}
 Jim.
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 He's Jim.
* 20:34{{anchor|20:34}}
 Jim is Jim.
* 20:35{{anchor|20:35}}
 Yeah.
* 20:36{{anchor|20:36}}
 The Korean friend says, OK, here goes.
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 It's hold on.
* 20:40{{anchor|20:40}}
 I need to find it.
* 20:41{{anchor|20:41}}
 Like my mom.
* 20:42{{anchor|20:42}}
 She says stuff like that.
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 Yeah.
* 20:44{{anchor|20:44}}
 Yeah.
* 20:45{{anchor|20:45}}
 I like it.
* 20:46{{anchor|20:46}}
 It's endearing.
* 20:47{{anchor|20:47}}
 Do we have a charger anywhere?
* 20:48{{anchor|20:48}}
 Both of my phone.
* 20:49{{anchor|20:49}}
 You could use this one.
* 20:50{{anchor|20:50}}
 Actually, a charger might be ready.
* 20:51{{anchor|20:51}}
 OK.
* 20:52{{anchor|20:52}}
 Hey.
* 20:53{{anchor|20:53}}
 Bless.
* 20:54{{anchor|20:54}}
 Bless you.
* 20:55{{anchor|20:55}}
 Thank you.
* 20:56{{anchor|20:56}}
 Your soul.
* 20:57{{anchor|20:57}}
 And now, sir, we got a big one.
* 20:58{{anchor|20:58}}
 Apparently, there's been a big donation.
* 20:59{{anchor|20:59}}
 They have a.
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 Brian, can you give the kiddies, please?
* 21:01{{anchor|21:01}}
 Since you don't have a headset on.
* 21:02{{anchor|21:02}}
 Also, I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:03{{anchor|21:03}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:04{{anchor|21:04}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:05{{anchor|21:05}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:06{{anchor|21:06}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
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 I'm going to go with the 19.
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 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:09{{anchor|21:09}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:10{{anchor|21:10}}
 I'm going to go with the 19.
* 21:15{{anchor|21:15}}
 Also, apparently there's a big dough.
* 21:17{{anchor|21:17}}
 No, what?
* 21:18{{anchor|21:18}}
 Apparently, there's a big donation.
* 21:19{{anchor|21:19}}
 We're dealing with the cat.
* 21:20{{anchor|21:20}}
 OK.
* 21:21{{anchor|21:21}}
 I'd like the audience to know as we enter our final hour.
* 21:30{{anchor|21:30}}
 That if there were ever a threat to the party, greater.
* 21:34{{anchor|21:34}}
 Oh, it's not off with one thousand five hundred fifty.
* 21:37{{anchor|21:37}}
 Oh, my gosh.
* 21:39{{anchor|21:39}}
 Not off.
* 21:40{{anchor|21:40}}
 Not our one point five K don't know.
* 21:42{{anchor|21:42}}
 Not off.
* 21:43{{anchor|21:43}}
 What is it?
* 21:44{{anchor|21:44}}
 What does it do?
* 21:45{{anchor|21:45}}
 That is for a deadly threat.
* 21:46{{anchor|21:46}}
 This.
* 21:47{{anchor|21:47}}
 Oh, my gosh.
* 21:48{{anchor|21:48}}
 I don't know if that's what he was donating.
* 21:51{{anchor|21:51}}
 Yes.
* 21:52{{anchor|21:52}}
 Well done.
* 21:53{{anchor|21:53}}
 Not off.
* 21:54{{anchor|21:54}}
 I'm assuming that we already have a deadly threat.
* 21:55{{anchor|21:55}}
 Not if you are amazing, buddy.
* 21:56{{anchor|21:56}}
 Somebody I don't see it on the sheet yet from.
* 21:59{{anchor|21:59}}
 Oh, it's all the shit.
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 See, I'm sorry.
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 Oh, yes.
* 22:02{{anchor|22:02}}
 Left and right.
* 22:03{{anchor|22:03}}
 It's not on the sheet.
* 22:04{{anchor|22:04}}
 But that's not a sheet.
* 22:05{{anchor|22:05}}
 It's just not on the sheet.
* 22:06{{anchor|22:06}}
 So I don't know.
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 I don't know.
* 22:08{{anchor|22:08}}
 If it's if it's one thousand five hundred for that.
* 22:13{{anchor|22:13}}
 Or if they split it up for some obviously was not 20s for the party.
* 22:17{{anchor|22:17}}
 I hope.
* 22:18{{anchor|22:18}}
 Yes.
* 22:19{{anchor|22:19}}
 Is it all not 20s?
* 22:20{{anchor|22:20}}
 All not 20s.
* 22:21{{anchor|22:21}}
 We believe it's probably all it's probably a deadly threat.
* 22:29{{anchor|22:29}}
 Just not 20s all around.
* 22:33{{anchor|22:33}}
 It doesn't say so.
* 22:34{{anchor|22:34}}
 One thousand five hundred is for deadly threats.
* 22:36{{anchor|22:36}}
 Well, that's what I know.
* 22:40{{anchor|22:40}}
 Hello.
* 22:41{{anchor|22:41}}
 But that's what that's what that don't know.
* 22:45{{anchor|22:45}}
 Yeah.
* 22:46{{anchor|22:46}}
 But Peter could check for us.
* 22:48{{anchor|22:48}}
 I get on a theater.
* 22:50{{anchor|22:50}}
 Now, you know, Peter.
* 22:53{{anchor|22:53}}
 Yes.
* 22:54{{anchor|22:54}}
 Are you going to lift him up?
* 22:57{{anchor|22:57}}
 I'm a sister.
* 22:58{{anchor|22:58}}
 That's why I'm talking about.
* 23:00{{anchor|23:00}}
 Oh, I know what you're going to do.
* 23:03{{anchor|23:03}}
 You should.
* 23:04{{anchor|23:04}}
 You little mother.
* 23:05{{anchor|23:05}}
 You're going to run away.
* 23:06{{anchor|23:06}}
 I'm ready to save everybody.
* 23:08{{anchor|23:08}}
 OK.
* 23:09{{anchor|23:09}}
 Is there like a crystal above us, by the way, Stephen?
* 23:14{{anchor|23:14}}
 You're on the roof.
* 23:15{{anchor|23:15}}
 But there's only you described.
* 23:16{{anchor|23:16}}
 There is a power that accumulates somewhere to amplify things.
* 23:19{{anchor|23:19}}
 The altar.
* 23:20{{anchor|23:20}}
 Oh, you cast a power generators.
* 23:23{{anchor|23:23}}
 My plan go into the altar.
* 23:27{{anchor|23:27}}
 To amplify its effects.
* 23:29{{anchor|23:29}}
 Very well.
* 23:33{{anchor|23:33}}
 This is back up.
* 23:34{{anchor|23:34}}
 Oh, nice.
* 23:35{{anchor|23:35}}
 Also, he is not even large.
* 23:37{{anchor|23:37}}
 Right.
* 23:38{{anchor|23:38}}
 It's huge.
* 23:39{{anchor|23:39}}
 He is huge.
* 23:40{{anchor|23:40}}
 That means he's a.
* 23:41{{anchor|23:41}}
 He's pretty low.
* 23:42{{anchor|23:42}}
 My face right now.
* 23:43{{anchor|23:43}}
 They say should be not that big.
* 23:44{{anchor|23:44}}
 It hurts.
* 23:45{{anchor|23:45}}
 This is huge.
* 23:46{{anchor|23:46}}
 You.
* 23:47{{anchor|23:47}}
 The ancients.
* 23:48{{anchor|23:48}}
 I was my character.
* 23:49{{anchor|23:49}}
 Spent centuries preparing for this moment.
* 23:54{{anchor|23:54}}
 This is a small moment.
* 23:58{{anchor|23:58}}
 No, this moment is a level set centuries.
* 24:05{{anchor|24:05}}
 No, this is not the moment.
* 24:06{{anchor|24:06}}
 The ancients have prepared all the moment already has happened.
* 24:10{{anchor|24:10}}
 You were late.
* 24:11{{anchor|24:11}}
 This is bad.
* 24:12{{anchor|24:12}}
 You're just here to collect her, which is now no longer possible.
* 24:15{{anchor|24:15}}
 You assume.
* 24:16{{anchor|24:16}}
 Yeah.
* 24:17{{anchor|24:17}}
 And I'm not assuming anything of the store right now is literally dessert for him.
* 24:22{{anchor|24:22}}
 It's not even a full course dessert.
* 24:23{{anchor|24:23}}
 It's actually just OK.
* 24:24{{anchor|24:24}}
 A chef's amused.
* 24:25{{anchor|24:25}}
 Oh, here's a tell me what I think.
* 24:28{{anchor|24:28}}
 We try to say you die.
* 24:31{{anchor|24:31}}
 She dies.
* 24:32{{anchor|24:32}}
 You can't tell me what I think, because I've got the solution already.
* 24:38{{anchor|24:38}}
 He responded revives and Nat 20s.
* 24:41{{anchor|24:41}}
 So Peter will add it to the sheet properly for us.
* 24:45{{anchor|24:45}}
 So it's not 20s and one.
* 24:47{{anchor|24:47}}
 Who's getting the 20s?
* 24:48{{anchor|24:48}}
 The time.
* 24:49{{anchor|24:49}}
 He Peter will update the sheet for us.
* 24:53{{anchor|24:53}}
 One is a I think it's a revive and then Peter Peter Peter Peter Peter Peter Peter Peter
* 24:57{{anchor|24:57}}
 Peter.
* 24:58{{anchor|24:58}}
 There will be no surprise round.
* 24:59{{anchor|24:59}}
 Thank you, not off.
* 25:00{{anchor|25:00}}
 You're awesome.
* 25:01{{anchor|25:01}}
 We appreciate it.
* 25:02{{anchor|25:02}}
 Probably.
* 25:03{{anchor|25:03}}
 No, no.
* 25:04{{anchor|25:04}}
 Cheers, not.
* 25:05{{anchor|25:05}}
 Oh, my gosh.
* 25:08{{anchor|25:08}}
 Can we begin with the initiative count?
* 25:10{{anchor|25:10}}
 We already wrote.
* 25:12{{anchor|25:12}}
 We already know.
* 25:13{{anchor|25:13}}
 Can we begin with?
* 25:14{{anchor|25:14}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 25:15{{anchor|25:15}}
 Yeah, I'm ready.
* 25:16{{anchor|25:16}}
 Nine twenty five minutes to finish this.
* 25:19{{anchor|25:19}}
 I'm ready to finish it on my initiative.
* 25:21{{anchor|25:21}}
 Go now.
* 25:23{{anchor|25:23}}
 He thinks he's got a bag.
* 25:25{{anchor|25:25}}
 Twenty three.
* 25:26{{anchor|25:26}}
 Did anybody have a higher than twenty?
* 25:27{{anchor|25:27}}
 Twenty four.
* 25:28{{anchor|25:28}}
 You didn't know.
* 25:29{{anchor|25:29}}
 I was twenty three.
* 25:30{{anchor|25:30}}
 Twenty twenty three.
* 25:31{{anchor|25:31}}
 What do you have?
* 25:32{{anchor|25:32}}
 Twenty three plus eight.
* 25:33{{anchor|25:33}}
 What's your next?
* 25:34{{anchor|25:34}}
 Oh, no.
* 25:35{{anchor|25:35}}
 Plus my is plus five.
* 25:36{{anchor|25:36}}
 I'm high.
* 25:37{{anchor|25:37}}
 My cash is plus seven.
* 25:38{{anchor|25:38}}
 It looks like you go first.
* 25:39{{anchor|25:39}}
 And then I had anything.
* 25:40{{anchor|25:40}}
 And then Jim.
* 25:41{{anchor|25:41}}
 So initiatives plus five.
* 25:42{{anchor|25:42}}
 I'm all buffed out.
* 25:43{{anchor|25:43}}
 How's your milk challenge going?
* 25:44{{anchor|25:44}}
 And the pet.
* 25:45{{anchor|25:45}}
 Is that all you've drank so far?
* 25:46{{anchor|25:46}}
 But still, this is your second class.
* 25:47{{anchor|25:47}}
 He's really holding back.
* 25:48{{anchor|25:48}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:49{{anchor|25:49}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:50{{anchor|25:50}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:51{{anchor|25:51}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:52{{anchor|25:52}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:53{{anchor|25:53}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:54{{anchor|25:54}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:55{{anchor|25:55}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:56{{anchor|25:56}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:57{{anchor|25:57}}
 He's got a tight.
* 25:58{{anchor|25:58}}
 He's got a tight.
* 26:00{{anchor|26:00}}
 I don't even have an hour.
* 26:03{{anchor|26:03}}
 OK, 20 minutes.
* 26:04{{anchor|26:04}}
 Oh, that's you've only had one.
* 26:05{{anchor|26:05}}
 That's your second.
* 26:06{{anchor|26:06}}
 That's his second.
* 26:07{{anchor|26:07}}
 I need to get through four and a half.
* 26:10{{anchor|26:10}}
 As a swift action, he raises his.
* 26:13{{anchor|26:13}}
 Oh, so first of all.
* 26:15{{anchor|26:15}}
 You see a towering.
* 26:18{{anchor|26:18}}
 Corpulent.
* 26:20{{anchor|26:20}}
 Demonic fiend.
* 26:23{{anchor|26:23}}
 His head.
* 26:25{{anchor|26:25}}
 Hideous.
* 26:27{{anchor|26:27}}
 With an alien like exoskeleton.
* 26:30{{anchor|26:30}}
 Tiger his arms.
* 26:33{{anchor|26:33}}
 They said it's utterly crazy.
* 26:35{{anchor|26:35}}
 Patty, put this on and four fingered hands as he reaches.
* 26:41{{anchor|26:41}}
 It extended to you, Cliff.
* 26:44{{anchor|26:44}}
 I haven't even said anything.
* 26:45{{anchor|26:45}}
 And yes, you did.
* 26:47{{anchor|26:47}}
 You said, what were you talking about with him?
* 26:49{{anchor|26:49}}
 Talking smack.
* 26:50{{anchor|26:50}}
 I'm talking.
* 26:51{{anchor|26:51}}
 I've explained to the party how we're going to destroy it.
* 26:52{{anchor|26:52}}
 See, he heard you.
* 26:53{{anchor|26:53}}
 He heard you say that.
* 26:55{{anchor|26:55}}
 Sure.
* 26:56{{anchor|26:56}}
 And then in the palm of his hand, you see this red light starting to form as it begins
* 27:01{{anchor|27:01}}
 to twist and turn and circle around itself, almost like the centrifugal looking force
* 27:05{{anchor|27:05}}
 of energy.
* 27:06{{anchor|27:06}}
 And he let it.
* 27:07{{anchor|27:07}}
 Let's sit loose as a swift action towards you.
* 27:12{{anchor|27:12}}
 Sure.
* 27:14{{anchor|27:14}}
 The light explodes.
* 27:15{{anchor|27:15}}
 And I'm over here, actually.
* 27:20{{anchor|27:20}}
 And out from it.
* 27:21{{anchor|27:21}}
 This red paint covers each of you as you all make a fortitude save.
* 27:31{{anchor|27:31}}
 Advantage.
* 27:32{{anchor|27:32}}
 60 foot radius.
* 27:33{{anchor|27:33}}
 Advantage.
* 27:34{{anchor|27:34}}
 Yeah, what do we got?
* 27:35{{anchor|27:35}}
 I'm marking my advantage off.
* 27:36{{anchor|27:36}}
 Minimum inspiration.
* 27:37{{anchor|27:37}}
 I apologize.
* 27:38{{anchor|27:38}}
 It is actually a fortitude save and then a will save.
* 27:47{{anchor|27:47}}
 Oh, you guys.
* 27:51{{anchor|27:51}}
 What do you have to use anything?
* 27:52{{anchor|27:52}}
 I'm going to use a nat 20.
* 27:54{{anchor|27:54}}
 Nat 20 on which one?
* 27:55{{anchor|27:55}}
 Fortitude or the will?
* 27:56{{anchor|27:56}}
 What you're suggesting is both nat 20s on both.
* 27:57{{anchor|27:57}}
 I'm not suggesting anything.
* 27:58{{anchor|27:58}}
 You are at the end of the campaign, my friend.
* 28:00{{anchor|28:00}}
 Fortitude save and will?
* 28:01{{anchor|28:01}}
 Fortitude save is 25.
* 28:02{{anchor|28:02}}
 Succeeds.
* 28:03{{anchor|28:03}}
 We have to do fort and will?
* 28:04{{anchor|28:04}}
 Fort then will.
* 28:05{{anchor|28:05}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 28:06{{anchor|28:06}}
 Okay, so that's a 15.
* 28:07{{anchor|28:07}}
 I can reroll any die once per day.
* 28:10{{anchor|28:10}}
 I'm going to blow that.
* 28:11{{anchor|28:11}}
 I used two nat 20s.
* 28:13{{anchor|28:13}}
 Okay, you succeed on both.
* 28:14{{anchor|28:14}}
 I'm going to use another- Twenty five for fortitude.
* 28:15{{anchor|28:15}}
 Succeed.
* 28:16{{anchor|28:16}}
 And then will save was 27.
* 28:17{{anchor|28:17}}
 Succeed.
* 28:18{{anchor|28:18}}
 I'm going to use another one.
* 28:19{{anchor|28:19}}
 I didn't have 20s.
* 28:22{{anchor|28:22}}
 Succeed, succeed.
* 28:23{{anchor|28:23}}
 I rolled a 14 on the fort and a 17 on the will.
* 28:27{{anchor|28:27}}
 Fail, fail.
* 28:28{{anchor|28:28}}
 John, are you using any of yours?
* 28:29{{anchor|28:29}}
 Do you need me to remove them for you?
* 28:30{{anchor|28:30}}
 It hit everybody, so it doesn't matter.
* 28:33{{anchor|28:33}}
 Will 22.
* 28:34{{anchor|28:34}}
 Two nat 20s.
* 28:35{{anchor|28:35}}
 Will succeeds.
* 28:36{{anchor|28:36}}
 And your fortitude was higher.
* 28:40{{anchor|28:40}}
 Was fort first or second?
* 28:42{{anchor|28:42}}
 First.
* 28:43{{anchor|28:43}}
 First.
* 28:44{{anchor|28:44}}
 27 on the fort and something really low on the will.
* 28:46{{anchor|28:46}}
 You failed.
* 28:47{{anchor|28:47}}
 Like 12, yeah.
* 28:48{{anchor|28:48}}
 You're suffering negative effects.
* 28:49{{anchor|28:49}}
 Okay.
* 28:50{{anchor|28:50}}
 So on the fortitude save.
* 28:55{{anchor|28:55}}
 Uh huh.
* 28:58{{anchor|28:58}}
 Oh boy.
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 You become dazed for 1d10 rounds as visions.
* 29:07{{anchor|29:07}}
 Oh, excuse me.
* 29:10{{anchor|29:10}}
 As the paint on your body begins to sicken you.
* 29:14{{anchor|29:14}}
 So roll 1d10 and that's how many rounds are dazed for.
* 29:18{{anchor|29:18}}
 Four.
* 29:20{{anchor|29:20}}
 You may track those four rounds.
* 29:22{{anchor|29:22}}
 You failed on the will save.
* 29:24{{anchor|29:24}}
 Oh, did you fail on the will save as well?
* 29:26{{anchor|29:26}}
 Yeah.
* 29:27{{anchor|29:27}}
 Oh, um, on the will save you.
* 29:30{{anchor|29:30}}
 The highest level spell is dispelled with this castor level check.
* 29:37{{anchor|29:37}}
 That is going to be a castor level of 24.
* 29:40{{anchor|29:40}}
 So anything that's a spell level, the highest spell level spell effect you have is removed.
* 29:44{{anchor|29:44}}
 Let me see what the highest is.
* 29:47{{anchor|29:47}}
 As above, you know.
* 29:49{{anchor|29:49}}
 And then now you roll d10 for your dazed.
* 29:52{{anchor|29:52}}
 Um, I passed the fort.
* 29:54{{anchor|29:54}}
 Got it.
* 29:55{{anchor|29:55}}
 So this is a debuff or disbuff on you.
* 29:57{{anchor|29:57}}
 You have no level three buff from anybody.
* 29:59{{anchor|29:59}}
 What?
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 Nobody else gave you a level three buff?
* 30:02{{anchor|30:02}}
 No, a blur is the highest I have on me.
* 30:04{{anchor|30:04}}
 Uh, castor level check for you.
* 30:07{{anchor|30:07}}
 Use your highest level spell.
* 30:08{{anchor|30:08}}
 There's 16 on the die plus 12.
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 Shield of faith go bye bye.
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 Shield of faith is gone.
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 Now that was a swift action.
* 30:16{{anchor|30:16}}
 Okay.
* 30:17{{anchor|30:17}}
 Do you want to heal me?
* 30:22{{anchor|30:22}}
 Yeah.
* 30:23{{anchor|30:23}}
 Okay.
* 30:24{{anchor|30:24}}
 You already have one action, correct?
* 30:28{{anchor|30:28}}
 I already have them.
* 30:29{{anchor|30:29}}
 Okay, that's fine.
* 30:32{{anchor|30:32}}
 His legs lift off the ground.
* 30:35{{anchor|30:35}}
 Though he has no wings, he hovers and he flies towards you.
* 30:39{{anchor|30:39}}
 Oh, high five or higher.
* 30:41{{anchor|30:41}}
 I'm actually in the middle of the groups.
* 30:44{{anchor|30:44}}
 Just keep posing at you.
* 30:45{{anchor|30:45}}
 Oh, here.
* 30:47{{anchor|30:47}}
 Here, here, here.
* 30:50{{anchor|30:50}}
 That's too high.
* 30:51{{anchor|30:51}}
 That's good.
* 30:52{{anchor|30:52}}
 That's way too high.
* 30:53{{anchor|30:53}}
 Nah, nah, nah.
* 30:54{{anchor|30:54}}
 That's right.
* 30:55{{anchor|30:55}}
 All right, fine.
* 30:56{{anchor|30:56}}
 We'll give a little compromise.
* 30:57{{anchor|30:57}}
 There's a little baby one.
* 30:58{{anchor|30:58}}
 There you go.
* 30:59{{anchor|30:59}}
 Rawr.
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 His reach is 15.
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 I can't see.
* 31:02{{anchor|31:02}}
 He extends.
* 31:03{{anchor|31:03}}
 Leaning, leaning.
* 31:04{{anchor|31:04}}
 I bet he's only five feet in the air.
* 31:12{{anchor|31:12}}
 Leaning down.
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 Who are these people?
* 31:16{{anchor|31:16}}
 You know, he doesn't do that.
* 31:18{{anchor|31:18}}
 He is going to fly up in the air.
* 31:20{{anchor|31:20}}
 He's going to fly up half his speed in the air, which is 40 foot flight.
* 31:24{{anchor|31:24}}
 So he's going to go 20 feet up in the air and then he's going to fire chain lightning
* 31:28{{anchor|31:28}}
 off at you.
* 31:29{{anchor|31:29}}
 You're immune to lightning.
* 31:30{{anchor|31:30}}
 Yeah, you're immune to lightning.
* 31:31{{anchor|31:31}}
 That's what he has available.
* 31:32{{anchor|31:32}}
 I think so.
* 31:33{{anchor|31:33}}
 It's just going to be a...
* 31:34{{anchor|31:34}}
 I don't care.
* 31:35{{anchor|31:35}}
 Super speedy interruption as we have a $1,600 dollar donut in sanity defined.
* 31:41{{anchor|31:41}}
 Nice.
* 31:42{{anchor|31:42}}
 What are you doing?
* 31:43{{anchor|31:43}}
 What are you giving me?
* 31:46{{anchor|31:46}}
 A bunch of Nat 20s?
* 31:48{{anchor|31:48}}
 That sounds like a revived.
* 31:49{{anchor|31:49}}
 Okay.
* 31:50{{anchor|31:50}}
 Send a message.
* 31:51{{anchor|31:51}}
 Let us know who you want to give things to.
* 31:54{{anchor|31:54}}
 Yeah.
* 31:55{{anchor|31:55}}
 Peter will want to give it to the ancients and their fours.
* 31:57{{anchor|31:57}}
 I'm just an air raid.
* 31:58{{anchor|31:58}}
 I don't get things, but if you want to give it to these guys, you let me know.
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 Negative one.
* 32:02{{anchor|32:02}}
 Want to give it to these guys.
* 32:03{{anchor|32:03}}
 You let us know.
* 32:04{{anchor|32:04}}
 You actually have nothing.
* 32:05{{anchor|32:05}}
 Really?
* 32:06{{anchor|32:06}}
 Yeah.
* 32:07{{anchor|32:07}}
 Well, chain lightning happened, so I don't roll on it.
* 32:09{{anchor|32:09}}
 Well, he can get a hell of a lot more.
* 32:11{{anchor|32:11}}
 Chain lightning is not a...
* 32:12{{anchor|32:12}}
 Okay.
* 32:13{{anchor|32:13}}
 No, chain lightning is fine.
* 32:14{{anchor|32:14}}
 I don't mind.
* 32:15{{anchor|32:15}}
 It's not a roll.
* 32:16{{anchor|32:16}}
 All of you are affected by chain lightning.
* 32:17{{anchor|32:17}}
 No, I...
* 32:18{{anchor|32:18}}
 Why are we all affected?
* 32:19{{anchor|32:19}}
 We're all within 30 feet of each other.
* 32:20{{anchor|32:20}}
 I'm not affected by chain lightning.
* 32:21{{anchor|32:21}}
 Remember?
* 32:22{{anchor|32:22}}
 He's immune to lightning.
* 32:23{{anchor|32:23}}
 Well, it's not...
* 32:24{{anchor|32:24}}
 It's all right.
* 32:25{{anchor|32:25}}
 You don't take damage, but I'm just saying it bounces off you.
* 32:26{{anchor|32:26}}
 Oh, it tickles.
* 32:27{{anchor|32:27}}
 Yeah, it tickles.
* 32:28{{anchor|32:28}}
 Okay.
* 32:29{{anchor|32:29}}
 You feel fancy?
* 32:30{{anchor|32:30}}
 The lightning goes to the ground.
* 32:33{{anchor|32:33}}
 You're grounded.
* 32:34{{anchor|32:34}}
 I save everybody because I'm grounded.
* 32:37{{anchor|32:37}}
 Well adjusted.
* 32:38{{anchor|32:38}}
 It's lovely.
* 32:39{{anchor|32:39}}
 Yeah.
* 32:40{{anchor|32:40}}
 It's lovely.
* 32:41{{anchor|32:41}}
 And a bat.
* 32:42{{anchor|32:42}}
 All right.
* 32:43{{anchor|32:43}}
 He's going to roll 12d6.
* 32:44{{anchor|32:44}}
 And each of you need to make a reflex save.
* 32:45{{anchor|32:45}}
 I feel like it's...
* 32:46{{anchor|32:46}}
 Okay.
* 32:47{{anchor|32:47}}
 12d6.
* 32:48{{anchor|32:48}}
 Making another advantage.
* 32:49{{anchor|32:49}}
 I think I'm going to nat 20 here.
* 32:50{{anchor|32:50}}
 12d6 does not sound like something I want to take at all.
* 32:51{{anchor|32:51}}
 John, have inspiration.
* 32:52{{anchor|32:52}}
 I do?
* 32:53{{anchor|32:53}}
 Yes, you do.
* 32:54{{anchor|32:54}}
 I'm doing inspiration.
* 32:55{{anchor|32:55}}
 21, and I was a 3 inspiration.
* 32:56{{anchor|32:56}}
 25.
* 32:57{{anchor|32:57}}
 What the...
* 32:58{{anchor|32:58}}
 The 42d6?
* 32:59{{anchor|32:59}}
 What the...
* 33:00{{anchor|33:00}}
 What the...
* 33:01{{anchor|33:01}}
 What the...
* 33:02{{anchor|33:02}}
 What the...
* 33:03{{anchor|33:03}}
 What the...
* 33:04{{anchor|33:04}}
 What the...
* 33:05{{anchor|33:05}}
 What the...
* 33:06{{anchor|33:06}}
 What the...
* 33:07{{anchor|33:07}}
 What the...
* 33:08{{anchor|33:08}}
 What the...
* 33:09{{anchor|33:09}}
 How do you say it?
* 33:10{{anchor|33:10}}
 Is it the 42d6?
* 33:11{{anchor|33:11}}
 It is.
* 33:12{{anchor|33:12}}
 Reflex.
* 33:13{{anchor|33:13}}
 Reflex.
* 33:14{{anchor|33:14}}
 It should be good.
* 33:15{{anchor|33:15}}
 Okay.
* 33:16{{anchor|33:16}}
 24 for me.
* 33:17{{anchor|33:17}}
 Okay.
* 33:18{{anchor|33:18}}
 25 for me.
* 33:19{{anchor|33:19}}
 Okay.
* 33:20{{anchor|33:20}}
 22.
* 33:21{{anchor|33:21}}
 It's failed.
* 33:22{{anchor|33:22}}
 I get bonuses for that being on.
* 33:23{{anchor|33:23}}
 22 is the target DC.
* 33:24{{anchor|33:24}}
 33.
* 33:25{{anchor|33:25}}
 24, 23.
* 33:26{{anchor|33:26}}
 You don't need to burn my inspiration.
* 33:28{{anchor|33:28}}
 You, Sim.
* 33:29{{anchor|33:29}}
 You have my judgment.
* 33:30{{anchor|33:30}}
 I lend you my judgment.
* 33:32{{anchor|33:32}}
 Don't forget.
* 33:35{{anchor|33:35}}
 10, 20.
* 33:38{{anchor|33:38}}
 Well then 38, 41 points of damage or 21.
* 33:45{{anchor|33:45}}
 The pain, 41 or 21.
* 33:47{{anchor|33:47}}
 Let me grab the little bagels.
* 33:49{{anchor|33:49}}
 Little bagels.
* 33:52{{anchor|33:52}}
 Baby bagels.
* 33:53{{anchor|33:53}}
 Do you want to use carbs?
* 33:56{{anchor|33:56}}
 One, two, three.
* 33:57{{anchor|33:57}}
 There's probably even less than just in the bagels.
* 34:02{{anchor|34:02}}
 I want giant bagel cream cheese on baby.
* 34:04{{anchor|34:04}}
 Oh, oh yeah, the cats.
* 34:09{{anchor|34:09}}
 On it.
* 34:12{{anchor|34:12}}
 But the other ones already out.
* 34:15{{anchor|34:15}}
 Just by the electrical lines.
* 34:19{{anchor|34:19}}
 Like Christmas tree.
* 34:22{{anchor|34:22}}
 Because it's warm.
* 34:24{{anchor|34:24}}
 Yeah, they they like the warm.
* 34:26{{anchor|34:26}}
 Yeah, they like the warm.
* 34:28{{anchor|34:28}}
 Oh, that works.
* 34:30{{anchor|34:30}}
 Is that milk?
* 34:34{{anchor|34:34}}
 Don't drink Brian's milk.
* 34:36{{anchor|34:36}}
 He's doing the challenge.
* 34:38{{anchor|34:38}}
 We can help Brian.
* 34:40{{anchor|34:40}}
 This is just getting ready.
* 34:42{{anchor|34:42}}
 You ready for the bagels?
* 34:44{{anchor|34:44}}
 And then you steal a second.
* 34:44{{anchor|34:44}}
 Wait, what?
* 34:45{{anchor|34:45}}
 It's carbs before your carbs.
* 34:47{{anchor|34:47}}
 I think this is crazy, but I'm in.
* 34:55{{anchor|34:55}}
 Thank you.
* 34:55{{anchor|34:55}}
 My eye hurts so bad right now.
* 34:57{{anchor|34:57}}
 I'm giving you one.
* 34:58{{anchor|34:58}}
 Man, thank you.
* 34:59{{anchor|34:59}}
 Got it.
* 35:02{{anchor|35:02}}
 Do you have me a donut, Brian?
* 35:03{{anchor|35:03}}
 What kind?
* 35:04{{anchor|35:04}}
 Greenfield, glazed, sprinkles, powdered.
* 35:07{{anchor|35:07}}
 Original.
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 Dusted.
* 35:10{{anchor|35:10}}
 I'll just have like a chocolate one.
* 35:14{{anchor|35:14}}
 Thank you.
* 35:18{{anchor|35:18}}
 They want a donut cam.
* 35:19{{anchor|35:19}}
 Can they get a donut cam?
* 35:21{{anchor|35:21}}
 I think it's pretty cool.
* 35:23{{anchor|35:23}}
 I think it's pretty close to a donut cam.
* 35:28{{anchor|35:28}}
 Roman's milk is actually really good.
* 35:29{{anchor|35:29}}
 That's a really rich 2% milk.
* 35:33{{anchor|35:33}}
 I thought I got you.
* 35:33{{anchor|35:33}}
 No, I do.
* 35:34{{anchor|35:34}}
 I thought I got you reduced.
* 35:37{{anchor|35:37}}
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
* 35:37{{anchor|35:37}}
 But for this challenge, I think skim is meta.
* 35:45{{anchor|35:45}}
 It's all good.
* 35:46{{anchor|35:46}}
 Like this is yummy.
* 35:47{{anchor|35:47}}
 I'm going to get knocked out pretty early.
* 35:51{{anchor|35:51}}
 You got the milk that I got you.
* 35:54{{anchor|35:54}}
 This is why it's a challenge.
* 35:56{{anchor|35:56}}
 They're like people can't do it.
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 I was like more prepared to do it yesterday than today.
* 36:03{{anchor|36:03}}
 Oh, he's getting good.
* 36:04{{anchor|36:04}}
 He's getting good stuff out.
* 36:14{{anchor|36:14}}
 Oh, there were four invoke patrons.
* 36:16{{anchor|36:16}}
 Wait, are we supposed to die?
* 36:17{{anchor|36:17}}
 Oh, let's go.
* 36:20{{anchor|36:20}}
 Four invoke patrons?
* 36:21{{anchor|36:21}}
 That's what he said.
* 36:22{{anchor|36:22}}
 This thing is going down.
* 36:23{{anchor|36:23}}
 They should be all on your sheets, I believe.
* 36:25{{anchor|36:25}}
 Yeah, exactly.
* 36:26{{anchor|36:26}}
 Patron, please kill this one.
* 36:27{{anchor|36:27}}
 Yeah, this is my first invoke patron.
* 36:30{{anchor|36:30}}
 Did we use all four patrons to kill it?
* 36:33{{anchor|36:33}}
 That's it's go.
* 36:35{{anchor|36:35}}
 Did you all take your damage?
* 36:36{{anchor|36:36}}
 Yes.
* 36:39{{anchor|36:39}}
 Jim, as you look at the creature, you see a myriad of versions of itself.
* 36:46{{anchor|36:46}}
 You may make a knowledge or spellcraft check.
* 36:48{{anchor|36:48}}
 When he was walking around upstairs and watching you guys with a scry spell come up the tower for
* 36:56{{anchor|36:56}}
 like the last half hour, number of hours.
* 36:59{{anchor|36:59}}
 So the spell ran out.
* 37:00{{anchor|37:00}}
 Cool.
* 37:00{{anchor|37:00}}
 So if we set.

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 no as you walked up he was like okay i have an idea what it is but he's also up in the air
* 37:11{{anchor|37:11}}
 so i change from my mesa forgiveness to the long bow okay hit him up that's it it's gonna take a
* 37:22{{anchor|37:22}}
 whole round which no you free drop your mace you use my drop if i drop the mace then i have to pick
* 37:28{{anchor|37:28}}
 it up again that's not good or you can just drop it get a bow and shoot him because he's not coming
* 37:34{{anchor|37:34}}
 down what's that on that d4 it's a three thank you he has eight mirror images bugger well i've got a
* 37:45{{anchor|37:45}}
 pet rock alex has a solution for this he says to you lots of attacks you have enjoyed peace for far
* 37:57{{anchor|37:57}}
 too long i wouldn't say peace i haven't seen peace since 89 90 90 i was born
* 38:06{{anchor|38:06}}
 wow during soviet union during soviet union cold war who's got the foreign who's got who's holding
* 38:14{{anchor|38:14}}
 the foreign boat hatred there's a party they're all like you can see it's party wise party wise
* 38:22{{anchor|38:22}}
 jean what are you doing i'm changing to a ranged weapon all right is that a move action it's a
* 38:28{{anchor|38:28}}
 yeah it's a full yeah it totally is it's a full you want it to yeah the move action you can still
* 38:33{{anchor|38:33}}
 attack once they've not been assigned yet okay yeah they have oh well then i will shoot the
* 38:39{{anchor|38:39}}
 first target i see one on every single person make that make that chance and let's check out
* 38:46{{anchor|38:46}}
 uh i don't have it either i will use i think he messed up oh can i invoke oh i'll take the
* 38:54{{anchor|38:54}}
 patron can i invoke the patron to see true excuse me just real quick the ancients do have their own
* 39:00{{anchor|39:00}}
 patrons but the i just want you to know the the ancients have their own patrons are we sure we
* 39:06{{anchor|39:06}}
 don't want to do that no we don't it's all good let's fix don't worry about it so we don't worry
* 39:11{{anchor|39:11}}
 about we don't have should we desire katzirath from the void himself shall come and exert his
* 39:19{{anchor|39:19}}
 influence you do have a nat one though stephen i request upon our patron to give us true sight to
* 39:26{{anchor|39:26}}
 the to the pope to the enemy at hand uh he will grant you true sight the chat has been very uh
* 39:34{{anchor|39:34}}
 generous i wonder if i can communicate that oh anyway how many portraits we got what yeah it
* 39:41{{anchor|39:41}}
 doesn't work that way every one of you has an invoked
* 39:53{{anchor|39:53}}
 it's good i think it was only four of them right okay who's next let's go through initiative i
* 39:59{{anchor|39:59}}
 see the time is ticking yeah but you had four you lie yeah it's four all right
* 40:07{{anchor|40:07}}
 in folk patrons that's why i'm going to cast not everyone gets blessing of fervor you're right
* 40:12{{anchor|40:12}}
 oh that doesn't stack with haste yeah it doesn't stack with haste but it is haste basically that's
* 40:18{{anchor|40:18}}
 our haste i think it's haste john john and alex yeah you can do other things because you had a lot
* 40:26{{anchor|40:26}}
 you can increase your movement speed by 30 uh feet you can stand as a swift action without
* 40:32{{anchor|40:32}}
 provoking attack opportunity or or you can make yeah these are all ors or you can make one extra
* 40:38{{anchor|40:38}}
 attack or you gain plus two bonus on attack rolls and a plus two dodge bonus to ac and reflex rolls
* 40:46{{anchor|40:46}}
 or you can cast a single spell of second level or lower as if it were enlarged extended silent or
* 40:51{{anchor|40:51}}
 still spell oh it doesn't stack with haste okay so you get to choose one of those things okay
* 40:58{{anchor|40:58}}
 blessing of fervor and also i'm going to um quick cast a channel okay
* 41:08{{anchor|41:08}}
 the horse starting nice my channels are pretty good this campaign yeah really good
* 41:13{{anchor|41:13}}
 good 18 healing 18 heal to everyone in the party he already healed me with the one
* 41:22{{anchor|41:22}}
 rilis before you hovering in the skies above the Tower of Carphin
* 41:31{{anchor|41:31}}
 this monstrous sight of a demon from a different plane now flies before you
* 41:40{{anchor|41:40}}
 his heart's will is intent on devouring your very soul what do you do
* 41:50{{anchor|41:50}}
 i'm trying to get stealth so i can get my sneak up he has true sight okay he sees me um i'm
* 41:55{{anchor|41:55}}
 gonna take a nat 20 shooting with he is intrigued however by the crystalline horse with with a with
* 42:01{{anchor|42:01}}
 the unicorn tape are you shooting it it's also taking a nat 20 to shoot okay unfortunately it's
* 42:10{{anchor|42:10}}
 against a mirror image oh no you have the thing you can wish for true sight who has the thing
* 42:17{{anchor|42:17}}
 you guys have four invokes one has been you don't have one and you don't have one
* 42:20{{anchor|42:20}}
 neither do you because you both have a lot the biggest dps didn't get yeah but you both have had
* 42:26{{anchor|42:26}}
 that should be no one most no it's not random we've had a kachuga it's already been assigned
* 42:32{{anchor|42:32}}
 well i shoot that's why shoot at it before i'm not wasting my nat 20 on that
* 42:37{{anchor|42:37}}
 you have to use normal attack or normal benefits i'll take my i'll do my um i haven't
* 42:45{{anchor|42:45}}
 it's a one-way delay and let other people get rid of it no no i can use my
* 42:48{{anchor|42:48}}
 nat one no just delay oh yeah use your net one i'll use my yeah yeah okay no i didn't use the
* 42:55{{anchor|42:55}}
 nat one yeah there's too many mirrors so you're not rapid shotting no okay so that one is used
* 43:03{{anchor|43:03}}
 and odette
* 43:04{{anchor|43:04}}
 what's your initiative we have a two thousand dollar donation from arctic elisium oh my gosh
* 43:13{{anchor|43:13}}
 arctic what is going on it's like total of 10 grand he woke up and he's like easily
* 43:21{{anchor|43:21}}
 that's amazing too easy he specifically calls out not off saying yeah i'm killing this party
* 43:29{{anchor|43:29}}
 yes yes i'm by the way i'm just channeling the evils right now this isn't me talking this is them
* 43:39{{anchor|43:39}}
 not yes unlimited power also bring the total to 69,507
* 43:50{{anchor|43:50}}
 very nice shouldn't get 70
* 43:52{{anchor|43:52}}
 next initiative next initiative waiting on the children okay we have
* 44:03{{anchor|44:03}}
 our door dash order has been delivered with the bagels i am going to fly
* 44:09{{anchor|44:09}}
 up how high he's at 40 he's up 40 it's 20 20 well it says he moved oh no wait babe they're not here
* 44:17{{anchor|44:17}}
 yet like two minutes that was the donuts that was the donuts um the diva okay who's going
* 44:24{{anchor|44:24}}
 odette stephen is the deceiver um i'm flying and i'm gonna i can't really get to him right because
* 44:31{{anchor|44:31}}
 i 30 so 20 my supply speed is 20 you need to line your body with fat to resist the cold water
* 44:38{{anchor|44:38}}
 you're on the ground actually i'll move 20 done i'm doing this for you because i heart you
* 44:51{{anchor|44:51}}
 i will draw you like poison from a womb
* 44:54{{anchor|44:54}}
 saruman i need to get closer i want to fly but i don't know if i can go up 20 feet forward i can't
* 45:05{{anchor|45:05}}
 fly up and go that way can i go diagonally okay oh he's gonna knock me down though and then i'm
* 45:12{{anchor|45:12}}
 gonna take damage he wants you to fly he loves watching children use the essence that's what he
* 45:17{{anchor|45:17}}
 considers you guys children okay it's like small babies oh and they're delicious they are delicious
* 45:25{{anchor|45:25}}
 yes and then what are you doing uh i can't really do as much as i like you're on deck prep yep
* 45:33{{anchor|45:33}}
 um and he's not on the ground right scratch that scene dill dropped another 500 we're above 70k
* 45:45{{anchor|45:45}}
 no question is a 20 foot radius emanation go up and round or is it only all directions
* 45:52{{anchor|45:52}}
 all directions and he's how high you said he is uh 20 feet 20 feet so that would hit him yes okay
* 45:58{{anchor|45:58}}
 i would like to consecrate that area you want to consecrate the area how long does that take to cast
* 46:09{{anchor|46:09}}
 it is one action got it go ahead you may cast consecrate okay and it lasts two hours per level
* 46:18{{anchor|46:18}}
 per level so consecrate uh is successful the area has been consecrated alistair wild magic 4887
* 46:29{{anchor|46:29}}
 by the way he stands unabashed and delights in how good evil feels he doesn't care that is no
* 46:40{{anchor|46:40}}
 no wait he doesn't take a little bit of john milton i'm adapting so milton wow maybe maybe he's not
* 46:48{{anchor|46:48}}
 undead he's not shooting first two shots not once also i have a wild magic 4887 if you can 4887
* 46:55{{anchor|46:55}}
 and wild magic and you hit what uh two not once first two okay the other three shots from haste
* 47:02{{anchor|47:02}}
 okay first shot 17 on the die plus uh is he undead is he undead no okay so that would be 27
* 47:11{{anchor|47:11}}
 27 he is an agent he is a lieutenant of the undead it gives six thicker bonus to positive channel
* 47:19{{anchor|47:19}}
 energy okay uh the question was what 27 27 is a miss however it is with this five
* 47:26{{anchor|47:26}}
 to your they see he's a huge person holy higher than what you rolled and if you roll something that
* 47:34{{anchor|47:34}}
 sort of says seeds i'll let you know that that as a minimum will succeed that's crazy
* 47:38{{anchor|47:38}}
 so a mirror image does pop he now has seven just letting you know 27 missed on the human level
* 47:45{{anchor|47:45}}
 seven you have multiple divine interventions on the humongous creature on the humongous creature
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 i'm next next no no two more shots hit no i haven't even gone yet you go right after him
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 you went no he already blasted me i've done nothing yeah what the fuck why did you not go
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 i'm asking you were after odette go okay you were you were last before i roused all right
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 gods of vera well i hear my prayers and the lords of light it's light streaming on me just like
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 that's my steam name so i look down upon you okay good i said lend me your power to release lamont
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 and i cast dispel rolling an ad 20 on lamont to disrupt the spell that's holding her all right
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 as you cast well give me cast a level check nat 20 on it that's nat 20 okay unfortunately it's not
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 a tax it does not succeed but what but i i'm asking for the lord's delight to help i'm putting
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 every bonus in that's possible you hear no response to your request oh okay well does it
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 break the spell effect even when the nat 20 no shimmering black residents pops around her as if
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 she's protected i will allow you to do a different action the gods give you a gift of a new action
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 okay i do and they restore your spell they've answered your prayer i do it to him to cancel
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 his mirror image got it it's appropriate because the light is shining on club right now yes
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 roll okay so you succeed it's not funny the highest buff that he has i'm targeting the
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 mirror targeting the mirror image done you succeed the mirror image pops yay oh i'm not
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 so special anymore does he go before me that one of my vines has gone that one of my and
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 they're my nomists i had to all right it is their go there go oh what was my my wild magic 4887
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 what was your what wild magic 4887 4887 we have it oh sorry oh everyone grab a breakfast bagel
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 while we look up the magic
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 so zero 487 no 4887
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 that was funny if i can't be near the power
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 well her goal is to maximize attention what is happening smoke begins to emanate
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 from the stone floor around you oh no okay now it goes that's it yep
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 it's because i'm naked that's correct so hard it's hot
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 who's next okay he flies off the side of the tower
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 out of vision coward you hear incantations
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 oh he's going into his final form he says begins to incant his summoning spell
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 oh shit okay that's his ability zim can we stop that yeah jim zim it is your turn
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 soon
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 i did the wrong spell
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 i did not mean to use consecrate
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 so he's not a target anymore so i i can ready my bow and hold action until he arrives
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 is there like a window open up i messed up yeah yeah he he flew through that
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 he's outside summoning something
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 i messed up i casted the wrong thing i mean maybe it depends on what he's summoning it'd be
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 summoning undead and he's trying to summon them into the room you'd be like ha ha no but i didn't
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 mean to cast that i wanted to cast something else i was like i want to fly up and i want
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 to do this spell and i forgot which one it was uh we're waiting to figure out who the next person
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 is no he already said he's what was he doing john what did zim say he's doing
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 ishmael i am i'm here
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 okay you cannot use our logo francis
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 it is ours we own it
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 what do not sell sheds with our logos on it anything against evil outsiders
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 and i'm also going to channel again quick channel
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 now sure at least they asked
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 yeah all right and everyone's healed for 14 more
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 i don't need heels it does so thank you though that's nice heels
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 i'm gonna double move up
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 um how tall is this wall can i jump up
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 i jump on this wall i wish to see oh my gosh the horses on the ledge
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 we hit 70k as a team yeah so i think it orillus goes and he looks over the edge and he sees the
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 the demon smirking up at him there and he's like oh my god
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 you've got a ton of cream cheese all over your face you got a story all over your beard like
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 all of you got some on your uh right side of your face as well it's very good huh
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 yeah he's like cookie monster eating it
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 i know it does look really good yeah i know if i wasn't doing this challenge
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 i would be okay yeah i'm gonna eat them later oh yeah all right i can't see anything uh
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 i can't get there can i
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 let's go out for rounds let's run the edge as well and shoot down
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 yeah i'm like i want to go as close as i can to that edge yeah i'm gonna go
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 as close as i can to that edge yeah let's not wait let's hit the wall yeah
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 since i'm holding an action can i move towards the wall yep okay i'm gonna move
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 if i'm here can i what can i see can i see down there i'm flying i'm 20 up yeah you can see
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 what do i see down there you see the giant demon how many moving his hands and canting okay
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 can i tell possibly what they're casting they make a spellcraft okay
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 uh i feel like this is going to be helpful you look blooded i can see your udders uh
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 uh stop by hours 20. okay i can't hold the mic up it's good okay 22
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 you know that he is attempting to summon
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 do i know what creature or type of creature and now and now fashioning do i know what that is
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 the demon actually he's going to do one d4 heads instead you know what one d4 heads
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 are doing okay he's summoning demons that's the lock but you all know that he's moving
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 to the edge to shoot down before i double moved he's out of sight but i can see him and he's
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 casting he's creating demons he's summoning demons you can maybe fly out and then i've got a
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 but i but i told you all that he's casting demons
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 or summoning demons he's casting demons
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 we're all hasted wait
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 god i could have done something else then maybe else uh i could i can move double my
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 speed and then do and then still do an action right you can make a new one oh okay yes oh okay
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 okay i would yeah i'm going to uh sorry i didn't realize that i was hasted
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 that means i can fly there and then i can also cast a spell on him
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 i get the spell no no nursing is he within 100 feet plus 10 feet per my level okay yeah it's
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 it's not looking good i am going to cast searing light yeah this is the third um
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 so just that and one more but uh all right this comfort ray comes down upon the creature
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 you must make a dc21 yeah margaret oh no it's not dc searing light it is a ray attack
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 doesn't have spell resistance yes you must make a caster level check against the spell resistance
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 of the creature uh nat 20 everything has spell resistance you know this one
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 oh searing rain
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 a searing like okay 17 plus what do i add to that there you go
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 24 thank you
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 do you have any hair points
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 no i don't think i do yeah do we get a hair point
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 24 does not succeed
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 oh i do then do i add one i add i can add four so i 28 yeah do you want to use your hair but
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 yeah let's do it let's interrupt that summon yeah i want to interrupt that okay lastly
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 you must make an attack roll now do you have enough money
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 inspiration arrange touch attack to strike your target i don't have an at 20
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 i don't believe but i do have advantage or inspiration
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 or inspiration all right 17 plus it's just 17 plus my spell cast or
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 what am i adding to that for what for the kick asses 17 plus my stomach is starting to speak
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 say that right it's saying stop what are you doing plus what we have enough milk concentration
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 day what's your dex my dex i'm just letting the people know that the summit my dex is plus two
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 right now because i'm seeing this on my husband my face attack plus five
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 but i also get plus you will
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 plus two for my bane against him bane is on your weapon this is arranged touch tech
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 oh gotcha gotcha sorry i missed this but uh captain doing a big old countdown as we hit 25
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 hours thank you guys sorry what was your question oh you're right five plus seven
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 okay so 24 like yeah 24 does it okay so now i can roll the damage margaret searing light
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 manages to pass the 25 sr missus no i pass did it disrupt his cast see your hand out
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 big bucks don't want me stop oh that's a pretty good roll eight nine sixteen
* 1:00:57{{anchor|1:00:57}}
 i'm about to do some acrobatics i have a hundred feet movement right now
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 oh it's like a single move that'll get i know i know and i have two shots i can do i have not
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 one but i can use my not one for sad yeah for sessions so it's 28 damage i can declare i don't
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 add anything else to it right it's just what i'm doing 28 points of damage and it's yeah
* 1:01:23{{anchor|1:01:23}}
 yeah it is uh array of sun and you can't make any say array of the sun
* 1:01:31{{anchor|1:01:31}}
 projecting a blast of light from my palm as i hold my hand out add a neuter
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 and i say coward why don't you fight us yourself instead of summoning your
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 demon creatures he screams out in agony he says i almost like it
* 1:01:56{{anchor|1:01:56}}
 alistair does he actually like it or is he just trying to play it
* 1:02:01{{anchor|1:02:01}}
 i think but he is in pain oh he just oh he's a sadist yeah okay
* 1:02:08{{anchor|1:02:08}}
 yeah what was the last one you did you were arguing with him yeah you got me cheating
* 1:02:13{{anchor|1:02:13}}
 all right i'm running i'm like legolas i'm gonna sprint with acrobatics jumping over
* 1:02:20{{anchor|1:02:20}}
 yeah that's the second round so i'm activating my speed with he to add 20 feet so i move we are uh
* 1:02:30{{anchor|1:02:30}}
 our awesome peter who does also does our amazing social media is going to uh give away the
* 1:02:36{{anchor|1:02:36}}
 extra keys that you guys just unlocked as well um and i will mark those off thank you peter
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 i see the creature and we won't do our and social until we're done obviously
* 1:02:47{{anchor|1:02:47}}
 so i'll mark this i declare it to be a perfect strike the first track is one and then the second
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 strike is did it come like that no 27 27 is not a guy clever nice jerk 27 misses
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 31 hits its ac is 29 i don't i have a very high by the way his summoning spell fizzled unless he
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 rolls a 20 do i have a nat 20 on the uh concentration i think i have a nat 20
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 i think you have one nat 20 yeah i'm using it on the ray so the ray i succeed on the
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 concentration check the spell continues now you can roll your damage alex not off just
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 in both patron for each player 2500 oh my god thank you nada dang you guys are coming in
* 1:03:55{{anchor|1:03:55}}
 on a sunday there's so many meat hook we're hungry okay i think i can't wait you guys are
* 1:04:10{{anchor|1:04:10}}
 eating those and they look so good i'm gonna get one this without that it's not bad no it's good
* 1:04:15{{anchor|1:04:15}}
 oh no but it's messy 22 uh against evil damage wait we should talk about this how much time do
* 1:04:23{{anchor|1:04:23}}
 you have left on your milk three minutes three minutes and how many have you drank well two full
* 1:04:29{{anchor|1:04:29}}
 ones of these you're going to show us the can you bring yeah is it good i'm gonna go bring the gallon
* 1:04:33{{anchor|1:04:33}}
 uh it's thanks it's not it's not good dr 10 okay so 12 damage no you don't have
* 1:04:43{{anchor|1:04:43}}
 a picture we determined that they didn't give it to the dps people pretty hard yeah is it in the
* 1:04:49{{anchor|1:04:49}}
 thing focus well there's a lot going on because as we said if it's not in there it doesn't count
* 1:04:54{{anchor|1:04:54}}
 got distracted i mean that's still impressive that's still impressive yeah yeah i don't think
* 1:04:59{{anchor|1:04:59}}
 it's in that with almost everyone get wait did everyone get involved with you uh well you he'll
* 1:05:05{{anchor|1:05:05}}
 update the sheet when you get to see hello i see it three out of two i can show it to you
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 three out of two yeah so three uh available to use very well oh wait no never mind yeah
* 1:05:21{{anchor|1:05:21}}
 unbelievable john has the people playing it right now so how much damage 12 give him 12 damage
* 1:05:28{{anchor|1:05:28}}
 all right i'm rolling my concentration check against the 12 damage wait he has mirror images
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 i'm using advantage i have advantage correct
* 1:05:36{{anchor|1:05:36}}
 uh if i have advantage i'll roll another one no you don't yeah but not one the only one that
* 1:05:45{{anchor|1:05:45}}
 left i don't have a drive advantage oh my friend yeah suck it pants real fine i failed the
* 1:05:58{{anchor|1:05:58}}
 concentration check yes all right second shot get ganked miss he took 12 12 damage 12
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 all right second shot miss turns over okay it's turn now we're taking
* 1:06:18{{anchor|1:06:18}}
 oh yeah you guys messed up also i talk smack to it though stop i don't blame it for being mad well
* 1:06:24{{anchor|1:06:24}}
 if we interrupted it i've been talking smack since we thought how much damage is like now
* 1:06:29{{anchor|1:06:29}}
 i'm raging right now maggot did another 28 you 12 28 48 sun damage sunlight damage
* 1:06:42{{anchor|1:06:42}}
 he's like he's like what can i do no it's
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 i'm a lot he flies up and lands next to all of you are we number eight now except does one bite
* 1:06:55{{anchor|1:06:55}}
 attack he's doing it on alex's character well out of absolute respect whoa not out of respect
* 1:07:01{{anchor|1:07:01}}
 not from a person who'd get 28 damage you reflect a gnat that you swat away from you
* 1:07:08{{anchor|1:07:08}}
 because that's what it's about to do no so when i by the way when i cancel his spell
* 1:07:12{{anchor|1:07:12}}
 yep i tell him it's not oh we're about the size it's about how you use it oh
* 1:07:23{{anchor|1:07:23}}
 very nice very well well we'll see how you use it here
* 1:07:27{{anchor|1:07:27}}
 i'm so it is rolling an attack and i say you pervert
* 1:07:32{{anchor|1:07:32}}
 it's rolling in the sack on your naked 23 against your naked non-armored self yep 24 i have magic
* 1:07:40{{anchor|1:07:40}}
 i can't believe he's naked what is i can i gotta get that in his 29 okay oh 3d8 plus 11
* 1:07:52{{anchor|1:07:52}}
 oh he walked inside and hit me from the outside okay when the players encounter this dungeon
* 1:07:58{{anchor|1:07:58}}
 are they gonna find alexi's character's dead naked body we'll see 20 points of damage
* 1:08:05{{anchor|1:08:05}}
 be invisible 20 points oh it'll be invisible they have to like like find it yeah oh my god
* 1:08:10{{anchor|1:08:10}}
 be an easter egg yeah i have an announcement the milk challenge is over
* 1:08:19{{anchor|1:08:19}}
 anything else brian is going to be a failure wait this is things going to be a very big man
* 1:08:25{{anchor|1:08:25}}
 as a swift action there we go he will release it on holy nimbus
* 1:08:31{{anchor|1:08:31}}
 good call that was a holy nimbus that's what he did three times three times
* 1:08:38{{anchor|1:08:38}}
 and he's gonna cast it on why i was slowing down he's gonna cast it right here so it hits all of
* 1:08:43{{anchor|1:08:43}}
 these people okay okay each of you fortitude save will save okay yeah everybody here no except for
* 1:08:51{{anchor|1:08:51}}
 a sudden yeah cool kids in the back of the class safe yep it is an unholy blight that is hitting
* 1:08:57{{anchor|1:08:57}}
 your fortitude swift action hey i did my job i interrupted the spell good job i can dive with
* 1:09:05{{anchor|1:09:05}}
 a piece now um fortitude followed by well i'll just sit in the back and look at people to revive
* 1:09:13{{anchor|1:09:13}}
 them fortitude is 24 about to die fort save plus seven let's go eight 19 mrs fort mrs fort okay
* 1:09:27{{anchor|1:09:27}}
 and the will plus six probably misses oh no i don't 19 plus 6 25 succeed you are day
* 1:09:34{{anchor|1:09:34}}
 10 rounds okay i think i blew zero ten rounds ten rounds you record it everyone over here
* 1:09:43{{anchor|1:09:43}}
 did you guys roll your fortitude doing will any benefits you have for your dice make sure you roll
* 1:09:49{{anchor|1:09:49}}
 i got a 16 fortitude fails and 29 will uh succeeds i d10 i would like to invoke my patron
* 1:09:57{{anchor|1:09:57}}
 my initiative to make me immune to days i thought you just invoked you know that's
* 1:10:01{{anchor|1:10:01}}
 just where i said i couldn't make you immune today yes
* 1:10:06{{anchor|1:10:06}}
 because otherwise 10 rounds i can't even attack what do we need to get
* 1:10:09{{anchor|1:10:09}}
 it very well done so you need a 22 on the first 24 the first one 22 on the second
* 1:10:20{{anchor|1:10:20}}
 layer i need to see anybody else fail
* 1:10:25{{anchor|1:10:25}}
 why have any more um yeah i got 20 yes you have oh yeah you have a lot of uh
* 1:10:32{{anchor|1:10:32}}
 inspiration will fail okay on the will save you lose your highest level buff which i think was
* 1:10:41{{anchor|1:10:41}}
 haste yeah yep so the haste is gone for you we all know what's your highest level is you being a horse
* 1:10:49{{anchor|1:10:49}}
 by the way there might be a crystalline horse in the game as well we don't know we'll see
* 1:10:54{{anchor|1:10:54}}
 see
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 you use your ray into john john courts it up and amplifies it and you direct it directly at the
* 1:11:14{{anchor|1:11:14}}
 demon that's kind of like a care bear stare but with john that's really hilarious unfortunately
* 1:11:21{{anchor|1:11:21}}
 i'm dazed you get one day or standard what is your term jim okay well it's time to hit
* 1:11:32{{anchor|1:11:32}}
 i'm hasted right um i used my invoked question by the way i get to remove to be immune to days
* 1:11:38{{anchor|1:11:38}}
 if you want to use that so then you don't have to be dates oh that's good
* 1:11:45{{anchor|1:11:45}}
 okay so we'll just use the nat 20 to hit with the bill because i've got a nat 20 oh with your mace
* 1:11:53{{anchor|1:11:53}}
 okay yeah so let me go ahead and you might need to use i cannot do that 20 confirm he's uh ac 29
* 1:12:01{{anchor|1:12:01}}
 right so confirm good luck my friend godspeed 20
* 1:12:09{{anchor|1:12:09}}
 yeah so that 20 to hit i'm confirming on a 20 the confirmation is 29 okay yeah i
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 didn't roll so you do hit all the stuff yeah okay so just smash the damage yeah
* 1:12:24{{anchor|1:12:24}}
 uh one d8 plus eight two d6 so i need another d6 is it good is it holy it's holy okay um yeah
* 1:12:33{{anchor|1:12:33}}
 um 46 46 and 1d8 um plus
* 1:12:45{{anchor|1:12:45}}
 one no right okay plus eight yeah because that would be nice not to be dazed
* 1:12:51{{anchor|1:12:51}}
 okay five ten fifteen nineteen plus eight okay we can do the carvers 27 no damage oh yeah yeah
* 1:13:02{{anchor|1:13:02}}
 yeah it's good yeah okay you bypass dr so where's the counter so we're at 47
* 1:13:11{{anchor|1:13:11}}
 it's 68 now 68 what on holy thinks he was doing you hear him scream out in a language you have
* 1:13:21{{anchor|1:13:21}}
 never heard before and cannot recognize a little more to the left you should tell him to use more
* 1:13:27{{anchor|1:13:27}}
 electricity
* 1:13:28{{anchor|1:13:28}}
 ishmael just be out yeah ishmael oh i'm gonna play for him oh maybe yeah what would you like me to do
* 1:13:42{{anchor|1:13:42}}
 i don't know oh yeah yeah you're here i was like we're worried about your
* 1:13:46{{anchor|1:13:46}}
 health you know i don't know what you're talking about but i'm gonna do it
* 1:13:50{{anchor|1:13:50}}
 um
* 1:14:06{{anchor|1:14:06}}
 do they i don't know i need a little bit but i'm the only one who was damaged i was slapped
* 1:14:11{{anchor|1:14:11}}
 you can do other things if you like um oh we're in eighth place now oh my god
* 1:14:25{{anchor|1:14:25}}
 that's exciting thank you guys that's amazing wow freaking killing it homies
* 1:14:36{{anchor|1:14:36}}
 all right since it's not 10 p.m we can go home right only if the stream's okay with us
* 1:14:44{{anchor|1:14:44}}
 ending abruptly dude like i'm gonna touch all the challenges you guys uh right we still have
* 1:14:52{{anchor|1:14:52}}
 challenges but yes if you guys are okay with us not doing those challenges i think we should at
* 1:14:56{{anchor|1:14:56}}
 least do the pie to the face and we should do the major and the pool yeah who is that
* 1:15:01{{anchor|1:15:01}}
 oh he's like a winged vampire he's a damn people are like if you do some extra coat
* 1:15:08{{anchor|1:15:08}}
 extra keys oh you can fly up here you're happy cliff that used to be you oh yeah we're definitely
* 1:15:14{{anchor|1:15:14}}
 doing the pie in the face don't worry we'll do that we're trying to haggle they want keys instead
* 1:15:19{{anchor|1:15:19}}
 they're trying to haggle we could do key how much does it work for you to not jump in the pool no i
* 1:15:25{{anchor|1:15:25}}
 think we should still do the pool one well we could not doing the pool sure you can haggle
* 1:15:34{{anchor|1:15:34}}
 for anything you all right here's the haggle but poor peter and adam in them first of all
* 1:15:41{{anchor|1:15:41}}
 for going longer at the end of the stream if you stick around in the final 30 minutes we will hand
* 1:15:51{{anchor|1:15:51}}
 out an additional 15 keys okay and then the haggle is if i don't if i only me what
* 1:16:02{{anchor|1:16:02}}
 wait to be a leader steven
* 1:16:09{{anchor|1:16:09}}
 i'll throw another five keys in there i'll jump in but it's it's up to the it's up to the stream
* 1:16:15{{anchor|1:16:15}}
 otherwise i'm going to every person so a one if you want to accept the bribe and a two if you
* 1:16:20{{anchor|1:16:20}}
 want to see me jump in the pool we could do an actual pole yeah they're gonna do an actual pole
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 oh do a pole do an actual pole yeah can you make an actual actual pole no no no you guys
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 yeah no no that's you guys yeah yeah what no this is my haggle with the community
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 hey you're not involved in the haggle fine i'm pushing your chair in what you can't push me
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 that's mute me yeah nobody said pushing you into the pole you won't jump in the pool oh right yeah
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 you take your glasses off first you can take your glasses off actually i would rather leave my
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 glasses all right i'm going to okay love variant channel um so everyone is healed for a moment
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 grantola five what happened he can't write very long i was gonna make it very
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 oh wow do you accept the deal all right is this male done uh everyone's healed for five and you
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 can take a plus two on any roll for the next round yes wow oh no rylance on any one roll
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 rylance yep don't be weak-minded people don't let him trick you so i weigh 1700 pounds i wish
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 to jump on yeah nothing about that we did do we did a bunch of info unlocks okay you did all
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 the levels and the story behind hitting him yeah you have to just do all those i wish to jump
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 basically gave you guys all the lore unlocks that we had even the ones that you didn't use your nat
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 20 milestones for yes yeah i'm using my nat 20s to do an amazing jump onto this because you guys
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 are awesome and uh grapple him to the ground because we're gonna do that we were gonna do
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 them in seconds you cannot grapple him oh are you large yes oh my god you can grapple him
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 just suplex him can you grapple something only you can't grapple something two sizes
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 greater than this you can't one large yeah oh my god it's gonna happen he's about to arm wrestle
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 this crystalline horse car is about to grapple one of the lieutenant ancients you have not
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 20 he's got a net 20 and then to confirm use an inspiration you don't have to confirm
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 but not 20 he just grabbed oh it's okay grapple so opportunity in the face as he does
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 it's not just a grapple it's still against it cmd yeah not keys access sorry
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 steven meant access we're giving away alpha 2 access not keys yes there we're not giving them
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 a code we're not oh yeah you're getting a key to access it but we're putting it in there for you
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 yes there you go but the people who are winning 10 yeah those people are getting
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 code those are getting codes they're getting alpha one they're getting alpha two access
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 just a non-raffle recipients they're not the giveaway people all the giveaway people
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 all the giveaways you guys are getting alpha alpha two access on your account yes and anyone
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 who wins the bundles they get keys that they can hand out for some of the for some of the bundles
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 they're getting access plus all right who yeah who is attacking me i got you in a choke hold
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 all right you're attempting to grapple me yep you're trying to kill him before he
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 could i would not give a i would not give anything to the fingers
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 and i would skip that and go to a different person stronger grip
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 very well it will attack you okay and it will use its bite attack okay
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 yeah that's actually by the way it has 15 foot range so anybody who's moving around it that's
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 incurring any opportunity attacks let me know not anymore after he grappled
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 and seven it'll be easier for me to do you have any nat ones or anything not high enough
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 they bribed they got bribed yeah what was the vote 365 to 110 yeah well done community so we
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 see where the value really is i'm still getting pied to the face we're still putting you in the
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 water well let's say come on cedan we're still throwing you in the water you said no jumping
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 into the water nobody's throwing me into the water that will not happen we won't throw you
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 we'll drag you if a single if a single square centimeter of my body enters that pool those five
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 keys are revoked we have nothing you see this you see this community do you see this so so
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 peter wants to know how many keys is he giving away at the end if i don't jump if i don't get
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 into the pool it's 15 if i do get into the pool it's 20 no you said if i have to jump
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 20 you guys no no i mean opposite
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 yeah
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 we need to review the footage the statement i believe was i will not plus 23 is that the 30
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 verse ac nothing there's about pushing him my ac yeah okay it hits 3d8 plus 11 at the very end
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 my season peter thank you guys too by the way oh really yeah cool when starting okay possible 26
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 any reflex saves oh i mean uh what starts Monday rain some head possibly heavy rain oh that's cool
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 26 so i heard heading here 26 damage 26 damage well boom well remember how you had like well
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 okay okay yeah i'm grappled we're getting a bunch of rain right Monday i'm grappled
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 good day to stay home and who's already landed okay oh dad oh my gosh i'm so tired
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 you gotta figure out what to do oh he's like there i can mail him right yeah i can smack him
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 and is he blanked yes it's going down baby uh hold on i gotta see what the the glorious
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 uh community has donated to me um
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 um
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 yes i know i have an i have inspiration left john has a lot of he has six inspiration left and he
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 has 28 if i didn't have that i would not be hitting so it's one day 23 damage are you trying
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 to kill my lieutenant demon with a horse star 23 23 good 23 good damage it's good it's good
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 you have a good aligned weapon holy affirmation good john by the way my force
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 still affirmation good because your weapon has excited it's like a happy actually
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 i think it's plus two more damage because it's affirmation four four star
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 maggie what would you give john didn't you give him a buck or something
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 no he bit me yeah i give it to him he has a plus five to damage and plus five to hit yes thank you
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 i forgot about that do i want to bite her when she flies by me you want to because we're next
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 to each other you don't have to you're focused right now you're a bipedal horse tar grappling
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 a large demon don't listen to him it's the demons you've rested the horse on top of the
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 thing again straight the grapple i've been doing this every single time and then i have to go find
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 it to show it to you and then you look at it and then we continue onward or was it again
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 hey margaret does a good amount of damage desolock who does it invoke patron
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 i will i do but i'm saying because he does something to me magic missile does he have
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 shield up no oh my god i does he have sr yes yes nat 20 so don't have to worry about that
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 and here is how many more nat 20s have i had last one i've got i don't have any more
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 than 20 i haven't had any you know little damages at 12 what's it at i have four nat 20s and i have
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 three uh 80 wow is he bloody yeah and then i'll do it again another one oh yeah
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 four got a fever he's on fever he's on fire
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 i think it's more cowbell that's what he needs oh good 11 14 more
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 14 more damage so 94 now 94 wow he's still not bloodied yet
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 he's going down going downtown to chinatown who's next alistair oh he's he's grappled right yep yes
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 oh time to shoot him up what's his ac now can he not make a tax opportunity when grappling no no
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 attacks of opportunity he can sit there he just wait for it to turn again ac do you have
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 i can look at grapple this says right here 25
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 attack the darkness
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 oh
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 grapple creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity very well very well all right how
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 much i see does he have less now who's grappling it a horse tar all right first shot we're doing
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 five shots we're also gonna upgrade the range to 2d6 let's go plus 12 uh 12 18 misses
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 18 doesn't need miss okay second one i predict to be my perfect strike
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 14 wow perfect strike uh 14 plus 12 26 it hits sweet that's that's it now we're doing
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 2d6 plus 2d6
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 plus 13 it's also good because i'm level six oh let's go yeah 18 so it's full i think i showed
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 it to you before but i was like where was it again there's too many things to remember
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 there's a lot 31 minus 10 right so 21 damage 21 damage second shot third what is he at he is at
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 uh 10 15 uh 15 he's bloody 115 all right third shot
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 miss fourth shot
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 hit
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 so
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 you should just tell brian to go lay down
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 tell him to what you should just tell brian to go lay down yeah you know get to him yeah i think so
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 15 plus 13 28 minus 10 18 more and my last shot at plus seven i'm on 20 that's 21
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 takes no okay awesome how much damage uh 133 he's bloodied finish him it's his go
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 oh no no no no okay when he escaped who is this that's him that's alistair which which one
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 the bow and the window oh yeah that's him he's going to attack you
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 you with the horse around he's turning around yeah does he take penalties
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 uh did he take penalties i'm on his head he's not he's not leaving a square
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 i don't need to break grapple i'm using a melee attack a single one-handed attack against him
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 sure yeah he can do that actually when he's grabbed me against him he's right here on the
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 ledge looking out over the hind him this this is an empty area sure the kiddies can you look up
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 somewhere awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome what's the name of it awesome blow like awesome
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 like aw yes like you're about no no you're right the first hand let's go with that aw e s o m e
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 e awesome okay and then blow awesome blow okay
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 this creature can stand upon its flying because it's strength 25 power attack improvable rush
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 side larger or larger as a standard action the creature may perform an awesome blow
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 combo maneuver the creature maneuver succeeds against a corporal opponent smaller than self
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 and part takes damage and it's no flying can't feed in a direction of the attacking creature
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 choice and falls prone the attacking creature can only push the opponent in a straight line
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 and then opponent can't move closer to the attacking creature and the square it started
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 if an obstacle prevents the completion of opponent the point absolutely should take the one d6 of
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 damage so it's a combat it's a maneuver perfect i'll make that attack and then you'll go flying
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 off the edge okay you have to beat my same thing my friend i know what's your cmd like 24
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 do you have graphic no decks bonuses i'll put it yep this is a melee attack
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 mainly it's maneuver yeah i don't have any detriment to my cmb
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 your deck okay plus 27 we'll see what matters oh no 14 on the dive
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 no he's got slow fall i have slow you go flying naked naked naked flying
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 naked in the middle of the storm
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 the blood moon and you flaw fall off the side of the tower
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 someone can bring me back who so we have two flyers we're fighting
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 it's okay my job here is done i'm like team rocket he's going down you'll see we're gonna see you
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 we're gonna see you splatter on that you also take damage i have slow pull you take damage
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 i have slow pull i have slow pull i have slow pull i have slow pull i have slow pull i have slow
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 pull you're taking damage from my attack last blow no only if it hits uh something in between
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 yeah like if i hit an obstacle you're just pushing that's not what it said
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 it said you take damage that's what it said no it didn't pretty sure that's what i said
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 said that at the end but then at the beginning it said okay if the creatures maneuver succeeds
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 against a corporeal opponent smaller smaller than itself this opponent takes damage typically slam
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 damage plus strength bonus there you go there's another box in there that's weird oh if you want
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 to find the right all right slam damage plus the strength bonus 2d6 plus 11 okay well trying this
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 is an evil out really seven plus 11 is 18 points of damage 73,000 holy that's crazy
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 yeah gym gym yes i'm gonna do it with the nat 20 yeah you're like
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 uh 180 190 feet falling so you what are you casting on yourself i have a slow fall as a
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 monk ability what a slow fall uh at fourth level higher monk with an arms reacher
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 walking you to the floor his stand when first gaining his ability he takes damage is if the
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 four were 20 feet sure oh it's 20 feet yeah okay it's not gonna save him oh my god that's fine you
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 can resurrect you can see me oh yeah so you actually then impact the ground because you
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 have no way to fall so he does land over there 19d6 um pretty sure i'm dead do you land on the
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 last one no this is this one no this first one right here so the beast i think he this is the
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 first no this is the one this is right underneath this with a tense smirk wait then that's not a
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 big full right if it's the floor beneath it no this is this is the edge of the time
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 oh you're being dropped into the floor and funny how does it go far it's just 20 feet
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 yeah can you cast it at the end but it's no it's a monk ability i thought he splatted onto that
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 because that's you know when they do car there's no walls over they land like jump two stories and
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 don't get hurt that's what it's but he's dropping like 20 stories so it's not gonna help i don't
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 like i've already told you i'm done yeah it hit me twice so alistair struck with a claw slowly
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 balls i did the scene out of slow motion screaming oh i want to make it and i want to put screwdriver
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 i also want to point out that i'm hitting my neck and god the whole time yes he's a pervert did
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 alistair go i have had enough of you
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 that touch 45 we you know movie that's room points exactly sure oh no then kitty cat will
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 look at me and be like all right alex it is i've been there at the end of the flying off the edge
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 of the tower and as his life his body impacts the ground with every bone in its body shattering
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 takes 60 points of damage and succumbs to the darkness
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 oh good call yeah yeah roll the race change
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 jim use the alistair fly off the edge i rolled a six a six is a good number what is a six i think
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 joey's three to four five and six turned into a bird can i fly out back a hummingbird well if only
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 you transfer to a strict get your cat to present okay while while while i'm attacking we'll get the
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 cat to ride how are you gonna get back up here i might be a bird oh we'll see really yeah i mean
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 if you have the wings i rolled a six that's really good i'm just race change yeah because i have a
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 race change coming oh you could be a an angel fix are you ready you have people bottom is a cat folk
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 oh that's actually good for you i know yeah that's actually a beat yeah jim did you do anything else
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 yeah well no i uh my cat is gonna look over the edge i'm going to attack with the nat 20
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 okay and i'm going where's the cat at here they're both right so it's gonna move over here to the
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 edge and as it oh i can't get up you can stay there and jump it up here as it's doing that i am
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 swinging so we're working on concert that's fine still in range okay can i thematically transform
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 with flight and land on my feet but i'm still using resurrection everything is just thematically
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 as i was falling my bones shift and i land on i'm gonna say yes but as you're turning to land on the
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 feet you actually don't and now it's a dead cat at the bottom of the thing but he bounces well
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 dead cat bounce dead it's a dead cat no no yeah it's eight more lives one of you hears in the
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 distance
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 oh i think i broke something
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 you can see the bone

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 you
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 always given little one 28 confirm the crit okay the novel oh let's go for
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 the seat which is so it's times three oh no is it forgiveness forgiveness for
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 these guys one two three so unfortunately the 46 is separate on and
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 then you to 2d8 plus 16 finish them zoom for the cats I have an idea for your
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 turn if you don't mind me he did not throw up chat he 30 pretty much
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 drank an entire gallon 40 like over half a gallon it was close yeah and that is
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 crazy that's crazy if I drank that up die even 40 40 damage 40 damage minus 10
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 no no holy yeah the intense meowing broke us but I think we should be good
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 right you should be good now yeah great no he's gotta mean he's gotta maintain
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 grapple first all right no no but he still and then he can either bring him
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 into submission to go prone or he can do it's not a trick it's a basic attack he
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 could let him go for free and then do full attacks yeah don't let him go what
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 is the gravel actually working because he's flat footed you can't pin him down
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 why can't he pin him down he can the way helplessness works is in grappling your
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 first grapple check on the turn allows you to grapple them then if you succeed
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 in maintaining you may perform another grapple Jack grapple check to progress
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 his grapple condition to pinned right so you can take it from when he's pinned
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 you must have some tool like a rope to tie him up and help you I have I actually
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 have so broke all my character sheet all right
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 it's male wait can we tie him up and just walk him back to the capital no we
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 time out so hit him on the altar and reverse the bad thing I have a save the
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 world yes dude I trust but what about the player oh oh no I'm not an orc I'm
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 the stone dudes we reverse the whole magical thing well sacrifice this guy in
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 reverse to send them back you cross the street we cross the street use an invoke
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 patron and a d20 okay combined you both of those to change the DC of his holy
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 smite to bring smite upon this creature what's my deal I there's a bunch of
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 damage
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 I just I just did that yeah same thing sure yeah situation this mail you must
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 perform a castle of a check though that 20th yeah net 20 it now you have to
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 arrange attack not 20 it you have multiple ads oh yeah he does so we all
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 got a lot of this is requiring him to three net 20s and an invoke patron to do
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 this yeah go ahead and roll it you need to roll your damn it spirit bomb but
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 you will be eight no no this is for same spell wasn't I that were we outside no
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 no remove five damage from him earlier it's gonna be we're adding a 22 year to
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 the DC save on this this 3d 3d8 how many you know I'd be he's he said it's an
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 it's not an undead creature though yeah okay gotcha
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 salmon day you rolled five be eight no I did I did one d8 and three and two d6
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 is I remember no question of the score here we go four eight twelve do we
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 appreciate 15 15 points of damage this is why searing light wasn't the good one
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 holy smite would have been better five six or seventy six eighty three one
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 eighty three hey guys you're reading right you may cast a second spell
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 because you put that second level or one that's a level or less so go ahead and
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 fire I think holy smite would have been better it would have been 76 hello oh
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 there you go hello hello hello Virginia I mean I didn't pack any damage spells
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 really just did one yeah yeah but you're saying cast another spell yeah just do
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 it same spell again do it do the same spell again if you have a map well it's
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 level three so it has to be a little bit yes we do it last I'll cast eight on
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 myself oh wow you look weirder than me now you're literally a furry no no I'm
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 actually the person
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 oh sort of a little in a little bit oh you're two founding members horse tar the
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 cat you founding members and and a campaign next you've turned into a
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 female cat by the way your gender no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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 with you you're breeding side your first litter okay Rylos grapplers I need to
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 maintain my grapple all right you may perform a maintain grapple check with
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 your normal I love that there's a limited at 20s how many that no I'm
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 John has two 20s yeah do you want me to stick him with my dagger yeah oh yeah
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 just dab him I take my little dagger and that's 20 and I use a net 20 okay yeah
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 confirm so the only thing I can do is inspiration right okay do you just pull
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 that one okay remember you are playing I got an 18 sure we're on the diet you
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 succeed you six thirty one roll the damage bonuses hold on and it's great
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 it's 3d six it's all crit no three two six doesn't multiply it isn't but the
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 3d6 at the multiply I think good okay roll 2d4 plus three things any I've been
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 increased in size so you roll a d6 damage per caster level no I make the DC
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 plus 20 plus twice your static so your DC was 26 38 and I'm just following
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 what's right here I didn't do that I just did 1d6 plus 15 plus 3d6 plus the
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 2d6 that's 5d6 and why is it plus 15 because that's oh that's if I threw it's
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 only plus 10 if in my hand okay so what number did I even say I say 41 it should
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 be 41 damage then minus five no 36 plus the five because you double the staff
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 add 41 what's yet 24 he's dead whenever you kill bosses and ashes that's this
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 spell is what caused the to work that's how one term yeah knocking out your
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 yeah moving the mirror image that was super cool they made the party live yeah
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 awesome well done good job you can hear me like all right I'm gonna try to I'm
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 gonna try to shore this up relatively quickly your party now attempts to
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 interact with the the head mistress as you approach a shield blocks your access
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 a supernatural one patron and you as you invoke patron I already tried that the
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 patron says they can't be in your mind that they may not intervene with this
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 can we use a demon's hand to move her because the demon probably can go no the
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 demon hand also touches and it's like it's in race so she lies in rest the
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 only thing well screaming permeating the shield is the blood emanating from her
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 body I don't think she's resting she's screaming she is screaming she wasn't
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 she crying yes she's crying blood that flows down the tower she messed up and
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 into the rivers around the realm since we have extra resurrects can we try I
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 don't know the gods of the can't interfere yeah we're done with all that
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 yeah we did now you've been tasked to report back of your findings all right
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 so we're gonna what we're gonna do is we're gonna dig around this thing and
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 lift the entire altar and carry it all we put it in a caravan okay guys make
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 your way back to the capital yes hey make your way back to the capital you
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 report on your findings are as you're walking down ticker tape parade or is
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 it no no no we're killing to lock trip we find and kill philanthropy all but
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 leach is it somewhere you couldn't find it okay he's escaped yeah we invoke the
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 patron to find it the patron attempts to search for it and fails okay it is
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 obscured like yes likely now and might be available in game later okay you
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 arrive back the city as you guys were traveling back you notice that the
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 legions of armies have crossed the river through some apparatus they constructed
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 and the evil legions they're approaching the city gates and the walls there and
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 you managed to sneak back into the city through the waterways down in the harbor
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 and upon arriving in the central streets you notice that there are a number of
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 mages that are telekinetically manipulating these large stone blocks
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 into a ring formation around the city center and as the ring begins to move in
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 a clockwise type fashion floating in this in this air you see the magical
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 influence of an event horizon a portal spawn and you see droves of civilians
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 just being walking through this gate disappearing off to a different area
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 wagon and you notice in the crowd the Duke and the Duchess and you approach
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 them and you report your findings and they say to you that is a shame for she
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 may be the sole reason why we were able to escape this day quick we must leave
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 now she didn't know and she didn't know she sacrificed herself and the Alans
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 over the course of the next several hours began to flee as you see the siege
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 weaponry impacting the outer walls of the city large monsters erupting from
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 the burrowed ground beneath trampling through the buildings of the city
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 killing people left and right you hear screams and horrors and as you look back
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 just before passing through the event horizon of the portal you see fires
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 engulf the once great capital city of the Aelan Empire and as the your body
* 1:51:19{{anchor|1:51:19}}
 transitions into the wormhole transporting you through the realms you
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 exit the other side and as a pact you make an agreement that never shall the
* 1:51:31{{anchor|1:51:31}}
 light packs duties be missed again and one day you will protect the secret and
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 your people will return and you will have very sacred objective that you will
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 safeguard from this time forward
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 yeah no you guys came through and as you two came through you turned into a
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 common like house pet like Binks from hocus-pocus you can talk nice okay and
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 you became mr. ed the horse that talks yeah yeah the crystal I'm talking horse
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 immortal all right well long lost legends tell of a crystalline horse that lives
* 1:52:23{{anchor|1:52:23}}
 in the forests of Sanctus though no have never none have ever seen it and that's
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 him I tried to you were walking up the stairs no I really have I would we were
* 1:52:48{{anchor|1:52:48}}
 at the top I went to touch him to give him about that I've got I've seen what
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 happened that wasn't the proper touch okay he bit your hand yes there's the
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 portal put that we need the party yeah and place the party entering the portal
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 and then into Krispy Kreme stone I'll get a
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 bum-bum
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 okay
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 go oh you know what I'm changing to the image of his cat because it
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 resurrected me and I came back to life oh yeah I have a lot of cream cheese no
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 no
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 you
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 all right you have a lot of miles
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 you want to clear this space
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 all right folks we are going to finalize everything over here and we will be back
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 to do some milestone he's gonna get some eyes the face one of the milestones
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 Peter you can go ahead and do the 20 keys yeah yes okay 20 keys and we testing
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 one two can you hear me hello future citizens of Vera just real quick I spoke
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 with John and since his lucky number is 22 he's asked that we actually increase
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 the key count to 22 22 yes I said that see there you go he agrees like center
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 so it's 22 keys not 20 okay
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 hi there glorious Ashes of Creation community my name is Chiara and I have
* 1:56:52{{anchor|1:56:52}}
 the privilege of working for rainy children's hospital every day I get to
* 1:56:56{{anchor|1:56:56}}
 work with community fundraisers that are passionate about supporting the kids at
* 1:56:59{{anchor|1:56:59}}
 rainy children's but there is not a single group or company that I work with
* 1:57:03{{anchor|1:57:03}}
 that is quite like you all over the years Stephen and the entire intrepid
* 1:57:08{{anchor|1:57:08}}
 crew have shown next-level dedication to the hospital while juggling your
* 1:57:12{{anchor|1:57:12}}
 personal lives and of course bringing Ashes of Creation into fruition in 2020
* 1:57:17{{anchor|1:57:17}}
 alone the glorious ashes community raised more than $80,000 $80,000 during
* 1:57:26{{anchor|1:57:26}}
 a pandemic I have to repeat myself because it still just feels extraordinary
* 1:57:31{{anchor|1:57:31}}
 I mean and it is it isn't in the ordinary for people to come together and
* 1:57:37{{anchor|1:57:37}}
 dedicate their time to raise funds and awareness for a hospital that they may
* 1:57:41{{anchor|1:57:41}}
 have never stepped foot in or families that they have you know may have never
* 1:57:45{{anchor|1:57:45}}
 had the chance to meet but despite all that the impact you all have made and
* 1:57:50{{anchor|1:57:50}}
 will continue to make your efforts on game day 2021 will be felt by thousands
* 1:57:55{{anchor|1:57:55}}
 here in San Diego we served 92% of our communities kids plus kids from Imperial
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 County and South Riverside County in 2020 alone you know 2020 the year that
* 1:58:08{{anchor|1:58:08}}
 you all raised $80,000 just want to say it one more time we have helped 281,000
* 1:58:15{{anchor|1:58:15}}
 kids here at rainy children's that's more than double the amount of people
* 1:58:19{{anchor|1:58:19}}
 that attended a comic-con in 2019 if you were able to attend in 2019 or if you
* 1:58:24{{anchor|1:58:24}}
 tuned in on social media just think back to how many faces you saw and imagine
* 1:58:29{{anchor|1:58:29}}
 every one of those faces was a patient at rainy children's and then double it
* 1:58:34{{anchor|1:58:34}}
 and then add 20,000 more that's how many patients we served last year more than
* 1:58:40{{anchor|1:58:40}}
 we ever have before and it was made possible because of our community
* 1:58:44{{anchor|1:58:44}}
 fundraisers like you all that you bring this hospital to life in the ways that
* 1:58:50{{anchor|1:58:50}}
 we're now known for because philanthropy is such a key component to the life-saving
* 1:58:56{{anchor|1:58:56}}
 care that we're able to provide every day so when I say impact I mean it the
* 1:59:02{{anchor|1:59:02}}
 $80,000 you all raised has made miracles big and small $1,000 of funds can print
* 1:59:10{{anchor|1:59:10}}
 a 3d heart that our surgeons use to plan their surgeries and explain procedures
* 1:59:14{{anchor|1:59:14}}
 to patients and families because they aren't the normal size of a normal heart
* 1:59:19{{anchor|1:59:19}}
 and a normal heart diagram but printing specialized 3d hearts brings our our
* 1:59:24{{anchor|1:59:24}}
 services to the next level my chemotherapy treatment cost anywhere
* 1:59:29{{anchor|1:59:29}}
 between three thousand and seven thousand dollars a heart monitor rings
* 1:59:33{{anchor|1:59:33}}
 up at five thousand dollars all of these things are necessary equipment for so
* 1:59:37{{anchor|1:59:37}}
 many of our patients are made possible because of people like you but of course
* 1:59:42{{anchor|1:59:42}}
 there are smaller ticket items that are just as valuable so when we think about
* 1:59:48{{anchor|1:59:48}}
 how miracles are made we also think about the miracles that are made just
* 1:59:51{{anchor|1:59:51}}
 one single dollar at a time one dollar buys an infant sized mask that helps
* 1:59:56{{anchor|1:59:56}}
 deliver anesthesia it takes as little as five dollars for round trip
* 2:00:00{{anchor|2:00:00}}
 transportation for a child who maybe it's been abused or neglected allows
* 2:00:05{{anchor|2:00:05}}
 them to get to and from their therapy sessions just ten dollars can buy a
* 2:00:09{{anchor|2:00:09}}
 medical playdoll that our child life specialists use with our young patients
* 2:00:13{{anchor|2:00:13}}
 to explain the procedures that they will endure and $30 can buy a cuddle cub
* 2:00:19{{anchor|2:00:19}}
 which is a special weighted teddy bear that our families can take home if
* 2:00:23{{anchor|2:00:23}}
 they've lost a little one and just ease that grief so as you embark on game day
* 2:00:30{{anchor|2:00:30}}
 this year please know that every donation even the 50 cent or $1 donation
* 2:00:35{{anchor|2:00:35}}
 amasses to a really big impact don't be afraid of making a big ask or setting a
* 2:00:41{{anchor|2:00:41}}
 really big goal and take time to appreciate donations of all sizes if
* 2:00:47{{anchor|2:00:47}}
 you're making a donation yourself please know that every dollar you give is put
* 2:00:51{{anchor|2:00:51}}
 to great use at rainy children's we are so grateful so grateful for the
* 2:00:55{{anchor|2:00:55}}
 generosity of our gaming community and we know that it's the glorious ashes
* 2:00:59{{anchor|2:00:59}}
 community that is leading the way and setting a great example for the gamers
* 2:01:04{{anchor|2:01:04}}
 who will come after you and continue to raise funds following in your footsteps
* 2:01:09{{anchor|2:01:09}}
 and we you know we know that the funds that you all raise and the funds you
* 2:01:14{{anchor|2:01:14}}
 have raised will inevitably change and save lives so thank you thank you thank
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 you from all of us here at rainy children's hospital thank you to Steven
* 2:01:23{{anchor|2:01:23}}
 and to each member of the glorious ashes community happy game day
* 2:01:52{{anchor|2:01:52}}
 hello glorious ashes community my name is Casey from rainy children's hospital I
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 manage the Extra Life program for our hospital which gives me the honor to
* 2:02:00{{anchor|2:02:00}}
 work with the incredible gaming community here in San Diego I'm not sure
* 2:02:04{{anchor|2:02:04}}
 if you all know this but in the past three years alone Intrepid Studios and
* 2:02:09{{anchor|2:02:09}}
 glorious ashes community has raised over $50,000 for rainy children's hospital
* 2:02:14{{anchor|2:02:14}}
 through your Extra Life efforts that not only makes you our top fundraising extra
* 2:02:19{{anchor|2:02:19}}
 life team but it also makes you all miracle makers within our hospital for
* 2:02:24{{anchor|2:02:24}}
 the kids and families we serve so who are those kids and families
* 2:02:28{{anchor|2:02:28}}
 free children's is the only children's hospital in San Diego so we care for
* 2:02:33{{anchor|2:02:33}}
 over 92% of the region's children last year alone we cared for over two hundred
* 2:02:39{{anchor|2:02:39}}
 and forty five thousand kids we're a nonprofit organization so we rely on
* 2:02:44{{anchor|2:02:44}}
 support from programs like Extra Life and partners like Intrepid Studios to
* 2:02:49{{anchor|2:02:49}}
 help us expand the care we can provide this includes our newly opened
* 2:02:53{{anchor|2:02:53}}
 psychiatric emergency department dedicated exclusively to caring for
* 2:02:57{{anchor|2:02:57}}
 children experiencing a mental health crisis it's only the second of its kind
* 2:03:01{{anchor|2:03:01}}
 nationwide and we just opened this year there's also our Center for gender
* 2:03:05{{anchor|2:03:05}}
 affirming care which provides a safe medical home for all transgender
* 2:03:09{{anchor|2:03:09}}
 non-binary and gender non-conforming we are able to open and expand these
* 2:03:14{{anchor|2:03:14}}
 amazing hospital areas because of fundraising like yours to get a little
* 2:03:18{{anchor|2:03:18}}
 bit more specific there's three main buckets that funds from Extra Life are
* 2:03:22{{anchor|2:03:22}}
 used within our hospital the first is creating a healing environment because
* 2:03:26{{anchor|2:03:26}}
 caring for a sick child goes beyond excellent medical care the environment
* 2:03:31{{anchor|2:03:31}}
 surrounding children and their families is also vitally important to physical
* 2:03:34{{anchor|2:03:34}}
 and mental health which I think we can all attest to this includes child life
* 2:03:38{{anchor|2:03:38}}
 specialists always there to explain and support kids through challenging and
* 2:03:42{{anchor|2:03:42}}
 scary medical experiences adorable dogs roaming the halls for pet therapy
* 2:03:47{{anchor|2:03:47}}
 musicians and storytellers going room to room healing touch massage playrooms
* 2:03:52{{anchor|2:03:52}}
 gardens yoga and much more the second area is investing in research and
* 2:03:58{{anchor|2:03:58}}
 technology to provide better treatment solutions for kids here today and for
* 2:04:02{{anchor|2:04:02}}
 generations to come the third and final area is caring for every child reading
* 2:04:08{{anchor|2:04:08}}
 children's made a commitment to this community that we have stood by to care
* 2:04:12{{anchor|2:04:12}}
 for every child and be a safety net for all in fact 55% of the patients we see
* 2:04:17{{anchor|2:04:17}}
 have little to no medical insurance so it is no small task for us to fill that
* 2:04:21{{anchor|2:04:21}}
 funding gap but programs like Extra Life and people like you help us do just that
* 2:04:26{{anchor|2:04:26}}
 if you'd like to learn more about our hospital and how the funds are used
* 2:04:29{{anchor|2:04:29}}
 Stephen can share my contact information with you so please don't hesitate to
* 2:04:33{{anchor|2:04:33}}
 reach out trust me I could talk about this stuff all day and I do I hope one
* 2:04:39{{anchor|2:04:39}}
 day we can gather in person to celebrate what you're doing but for now I'll end
* 2:04:42{{anchor|2:04:42}}
 by saying how inspiring and really wonderful it is that you're all able to
* 2:04:47{{anchor|2:04:47}}
 create this massive gaming community and build amazing friendships by playing
* 2:04:52{{anchor|2:04:52}}
 Ashes of Creation together I'm sure you all can agree with me when I say that
* 2:04:56{{anchor|2:04:56}}
 the great times in life are made better with friends that are on our side and
* 2:05:00{{anchor|2:05:00}}
 the dark times in life are made bearable by those same supportive friends in a
* 2:05:04{{anchor|2:05:04}}
 very similar way by participating in Extra Life for all the kids in the
* 2:05:08{{anchor|2:05:08}}
 hospital you are that same beacon of hope support and love for each and every
* 2:05:13{{anchor|2:05:13}}
 child and their family who is battling at rainy children's. Stephen tells me he's
* 2:05:18{{anchor|2:05:18}}
 anticipating a record-breaking year for your game day on November 7th so I am so
* 2:05:23{{anchor|2:05:23}}
 excited to see the amazing things you all will accomplish for the kids. Again
* 2:05:27{{anchor|2:05:27}}
 to every single member of the glorious Ashes community thank you and you are
* 2:05:32{{anchor|2:05:32}}
 the best.
* 2:13:01{{anchor|2:13:01}}
 Hi there glorious Ashes.
* 2:13:02{{anchor|2:13:02}}
 Hi there glorious Ashes of Creation community. My name is Kiara and I have the privilege of
* 2:13:06{{anchor|2:13:06}}
 working for rainy children's hospital. Every day I get to work with community
* 2:13:10{{anchor|2:13:10}}
 fundraisers that are passionate about supporting the kids at rainy children's
* 2:13:13{{anchor|2:13:13}}
 but there is not a single group or company that I work with that is quite
* 2:13:17{{anchor|2:13:17}}
 like you all. Over the years Stephen and the entire Intrepid crew have shown next
* 2:13:22{{anchor|2:13:22}}
 level dedication to the hospital while juggling your personal lives and of
* 2:13:26{{anchor|2:13:26}}
 course bringing Ashes of Creation into fruition. In 2020 alone the glorious
* 2:13:31{{anchor|2:13:31}}
 Ashes community raised more than $80,000. $80,000 during a pandemic. I have to
* 2:13:41{{anchor|2:13:41}}
 repeat myself because it still just feels extraordinary. I mean and it is. It
* 2:13:46{{anchor|2:13:46}}
 isn't in the ordinary for people to come together and dedicate their time to
* 2:13:51{{anchor|2:13:51}}
 raise funds and awareness for a hospital that they may have never stepped foot in
* 2:13:55{{anchor|2:13:55}}
 or families that they have never had the chance to meet. But despite all that
* 2:14:02{{anchor|2:14:02}}
 the impact you all have made and will continue to make your efforts on game
* 2:14:05{{anchor|2:14:05}}
 day 2021 will be felt by thousands. Here in San Diego we served 92% of our
* 2:14:13{{anchor|2:14:13}}
 communities to kids plus kids from Imperial County and South Riverside
* 2:14:17{{anchor|2:14:17}}
 County. In 2020 alone you know 2020 the year that you all raised $80,000 just
* 2:14:23{{anchor|2:14:23}}
 want to say it one more time. We have helped 281,000 kids here at Reedy
* 2:14:29{{anchor|2:14:29}}
 Children's. That's more than double the amount of people that attended Comic Con
* 2:14:33{{anchor|2:14:33}}
 in 2019. If you were able to attend in 2019 or if you tuned in on social media
* 2:14:38{{anchor|2:14:38}}
 just think back to how many faces you saw and imagine every one of those faces
* 2:14:44{{anchor|2:14:44}}
 was a patient at Reedy Children's and then double it and then add 20,000 more.
* 2:14:49{{anchor|2:14:49}}
 That's how many patients we served last year more than we ever have before and
* 2:14:55{{anchor|2:14:55}}
 it was made possible because of our community fundraisers like you all that
* 2:14:59{{anchor|2:14:59}}
 you bring this hospital to life in the ways that we're now known for because
* 2:15:05{{anchor|2:15:05}}
 philanthropy is such a key component to the life-saving care that we're able to
* 2:15:10{{anchor|2:15:10}}
 provide every day. So when I say impact I mean it. The $80,000 you all raised has
* 2:15:17{{anchor|2:15:17}}
 made miracles big and small. $1,000 of funds can print a 3D heart that our
* 2:15:24{{anchor|2:15:24}}
 surgeons use to plan their surgeries and explain procedures to patients and
* 2:15:28{{anchor|2:15:28}}
 families because they aren't the normal size of a normal heart and a normal
* 2:15:33{{anchor|2:15:33}}
 heart diagram but printing specialized 3D hearts brings our our services to the
* 2:15:38{{anchor|2:15:38}}
 next level. A chemotherapy treatment costs anywhere between $3,000 and $7,000.
* 2:15:44{{anchor|2:15:44}}
 A heart monitor rings up at $5,000. All of these things are necessary equipment
* 2:15:49{{anchor|2:15:49}}
 for so many of our patients and are made possible because of people like you. But
* 2:15:55{{anchor|2:15:55}}
 of course there are smaller ticket items that are just as valuable. So when we
* 2:16:01{{anchor|2:16:01}}
 think about how miracles are made we also think about the miracles that are
* 2:16:03{{anchor|2:16:03}}
 made just one single dollar at a time. $1 buys an infant-sized mask that helps
* 2:16:09{{anchor|2:16:09}}
 deliver anesthesia. It takes as little as $5 for round trip transportation for a
* 2:16:15{{anchor|2:16:15}}
 child who maybe has been abused or neglected. It allows them to get to and
* 2:16:19{{anchor|2:16:19}}
 from their therapy sessions. Just $10 can buy a medical playdoll that our Child
* 2:16:24{{anchor|2:16:24}}
 Life specialists use with our young patients to explain the procedures that
* 2:16:28{{anchor|2:16:28}}
 they will endure. $30 can buy a cuddle cub which is a special weighted
* 2:16:34{{anchor|2:16:34}}
 teddy bear that our families can take home if they've lost a little one and
* 2:16:39{{anchor|2:16:39}}
 just ease that grief. So as you embark on game day this year please know that
* 2:16:44{{anchor|2:16:44}}
 every donation even the 50 cent or $1 donation amasses to a really big impact.
* 2:16:51{{anchor|2:16:51}}
 Don't be afraid of making a big ask or setting a really big goal and take time
* 2:16:57{{anchor|2:16:57}}
 to appreciate donations of all sizes. If you're making a donation yourself please
* 2:17:02{{anchor|2:17:02}}
 know that every dollar you give is put to great use at Rady Children's. We are
* 2:17:06{{anchor|2:17:06}}
 so grateful, so grateful for the generosity of our gaming community and
* 2:17:11{{anchor|2:17:11}}
 we know that it's the Glorious Ashes community that is leading the way and
* 2:17:15{{anchor|2:17:15}}
 setting a great example for the gamers who will come after you and continue to
* 2:17:19{{anchor|2:17:19}}
 raise funds following in your footsteps. We you know we know that the funds that
* 2:17:26{{anchor|2:17:26}}
 you all raise and the funds that you have raised will inevitably change and
* 2:17:30{{anchor|2:17:30}}
 save lives. So thank you, thank you, thank you from all of us here at Rady
* 2:17:35{{anchor|2:17:35}}
 Children's Hospital. Thank you to Steven and to each member of the Glorious
* 2:17:38{{anchor|2:17:38}}
 Ashes community. Happy game day!
* 2:17:42{{anchor|2:17:42}}
 Hello Glorious Ashes community, my name is Kasey from Rady Children's Hospital. I
* 2:18:07{{anchor|2:18:07}}
 manage the Extra Life program for our hospital which gives me the honor to
* 2:18:11{{anchor|2:18:11}}
 work with the incredible gaming community here in San Diego. I'm not
* 2:18:15{{anchor|2:18:15}}
 sure if you all know this but in the past three years alone Intrepid Studios
* 2:18:19{{anchor|2:18:19}}
 and Glorious Ashes community has raised over $50,000 for Rady Children's
* 2:18:24{{anchor|2:18:24}}
 Hospital through your Extra Life efforts. That not only makes you our top
* 2:18:29{{anchor|2:18:29}}
 fundraising Extra Life team but it also makes you all miracle makers within our
* 2:18:34{{anchor|2:18:34}}
 hospital for the kids and families we serve. So who are those kids and families?
* 2:18:39{{anchor|2:18:39}}
 Rady Children's is the only children's hospital in San Diego so we care for
* 2:18:44{{anchor|2:18:44}}
 over 92% of the region's children. Last year alone we cared for over
* 2:18:49{{anchor|2:18:49}}
 245,000 kids. We're a nonprofit organization so we rely on support from
* 2:18:55{{anchor|2:18:55}}
 programs like Extra Life and partners like Intrepid Studios to help us expand
* 2:19:00{{anchor|2:19:00}}
 the care we can provide. This includes our newly opened Psychiatric Emergency
* 2:19:05{{anchor|2:19:05}}
 Department dedicated exclusively to caring for children experiencing a mental
* 2:19:09{{anchor|2:19:09}}
 health crisis. It's only the second of its kind nationwide and we just opened
* 2:19:13{{anchor|2:19:13}}
 this year. There's also our Center for Gender Affirming Care which provides a
* 2:19:18{{anchor|2:19:18}}
 safe medical home for all transgender, non-binary and gender non-conforming youth.
* 2:19:22{{anchor|2:19:22}}
 We are able to open and expand these amazing hospital areas because of
* 2:19:26{{anchor|2:19:26}}
 fundraising like yours. To get a little bit more specific there's three main
* 2:19:31{{anchor|2:19:31}}
 buckets that funds from Extra Life are used within our hospital. The first is
* 2:19:35{{anchor|2:19:35}}
 creating a healing environment because caring for a sick child goes beyond
* 2:19:39{{anchor|2:19:39}}
 excellent medical care. The environment surrounding children and their families
* 2:19:43{{anchor|2:19:43}}
 is also vitally important to physical and mental health which I think we can
* 2:19:46{{anchor|2:19:46}}
 all attest to. This includes child life specialists always there to explain and
* 2:19:51{{anchor|2:19:51}}
 support kids through challenging and scary medical experiences, adorable dogs
* 2:19:56{{anchor|2:19:56}}
 roaming the halls for pet therapy, musicians and storytellers going room to
* 2:20:00{{anchor|2:20:00}}
 room, healing touch massage, playrooms, gardens, yoga and much more. The second
* 2:20:07{{anchor|2:20:07}}
 area is investing in research and technology to provide better treatment
* 2:20:10{{anchor|2:20:10}}
 solutions for kids here today and for generations to come. The third and final
* 2:20:16{{anchor|2:20:16}}
 area is caring for every child. Greenie Children's made a commitment to this
* 2:20:20{{anchor|2:20:20}}
 community that we have stood by to care for every child and be a safety net for
* 2:20:24{{anchor|2:20:24}}
 all. In fact, 55% of the patients we see have little to no medical insurance.
* 2:20:30{{anchor|2:20:30}}
 So it is no small task for us to fill that funding gap but programs like Extra
* 2:20:34{{anchor|2:20:34}}
 Life and people like you help us do just that. If you'd like to learn more about
* 2:20:38{{anchor|2:20:38}}
 our hospital and how the funds are used, Steven can share my contact information
* 2:20:42{{anchor|2:20:42}}
 with you so please don't hesitate to reach out. Trust me I could talk about
* 2:20:45{{anchor|2:20:45}}
 this stuff all day and I do. I hope one day we can gather in person to celebrate
* 2:20:51{{anchor|2:20:51}}
 what you're doing but for now I'll end by saying how inspiring and really
* 2:20:56{{anchor|2:20:56}}
 wonderful it is that you're all able to create this massive gaming community and
* 2:21:00{{anchor|2:21:00}}
 build amazing friendships by playing Ashes of Creation together. I'm sure you
* 2:21:05{{anchor|2:21:05}}
 all can agree with me when I say that the great times in life are made better
* 2:21:08{{anchor|2:21:08}}
 with friends that are on our side and the dark times in life are made bearable
* 2:21:12{{anchor|2:21:12}}
 by those same supportive friends. In a very similar way, by participating in
* 2:21:17{{anchor|2:21:17}}
 Extra Life for all the kids in the hospital, you are that same beacon of
* 2:21:21{{anchor|2:21:21}}
 hope, support and love for each and every child and their family who is battling at
* 2:21:26{{anchor|2:21:26}}
 Rady Children's. Steven tells me he's anticipating a record-breaking year for
* 2:21:31{{anchor|2:21:31}}
 your game day on November 7th so I am so excited to see the amazing things you
* 2:21:35{{anchor|2:21:35}}
 all will accomplish for the kids. Again, to every single member of the glorious
* 2:21:40{{anchor|2:21:40}}
 Ashes community, thank you and you are the best.
* 2:23:05{{anchor|2:23:05}}
 Dinosaurs reflective balls preparing themselves.
* 2:23:10{{anchor|2:23:10}}
 For the upcoming duel, he reflects on his impending future as the Dinosaur
* 2:23:19{{anchor|2:23:19}}
 Lightsaber Champion. This is our former Dinosaur Lightsaber Champion and he is
* 2:23:26{{anchor|2:23:26}}
 psyching himself up. Spin the Spectacular and today he will be facing his greatest
* 2:23:37{{anchor|2:23:37}}
 challenge in all of Dinosaur Lightsaber fighting. That's right, Steve Sharif
* 2:23:46{{anchor|2:23:46}}
 himself will be entering this competition as Dinosaur Steve.
* 2:23:56{{anchor|2:23:56}}
 Look at the strength and fitness of the haunches of our champion. That is his
* 2:24:04{{anchor|2:24:04}}
 workout stride that he's been training with. And the Dinosaur Hawk once again
* 2:24:13{{anchor|2:24:13}}
 limbering himself up for extreme Dinosaur Lightsaber combat.
* 2:24:19{{anchor|2:24:19}}
 And there we are again with the posting stop. It is again a demonstration of
* 2:24:28{{anchor|2:24:28}}
 why he is the supreme athlete of Dinosaur Lightsaber fighting. Once again
* 2:24:34{{anchor|2:24:34}}
 this is Cliff Robbins coming to you live from Intrepid Studios secret filming
* 2:24:41{{anchor|2:24:41}}
 location. And now we have Steve Sharif, an aspiring champion who has really started
* 2:24:54{{anchor|2:24:54}}
 to fill out. He's coming along and there he is a little wilted but he is looking
* 2:25:07{{anchor|2:25:07}}
 like he is rising to the occasion. And it's looking pretty good. Now look at
* 2:25:17{{anchor|2:25:17}}
 the magnivity with which the champion bestowed the lightsaber on the champion. That's right.
* 2:25:26{{anchor|2:25:26}}
 Steve, now Steve's moving a lot slower than the champion did. He's got the roar down.
* 2:25:36{{anchor|2:25:36}}
 He doesn't have quite the dental hopping the champion demonstrates. The odds makers are
* 2:25:42{{anchor|2:25:42}}
 putting a lot of emphasis on the prior performance. How well he did. Zim has a
* 2:25:54{{anchor|2:25:54}}
 strike rate of three per seven ups and that gives him a a saber batting average of like 0.6
* 2:26:06{{anchor|2:26:06}}
 which is pretty good for being a three-year champion. And Steve again is showing his
* 2:26:15{{anchor|2:26:15}}
 ponderous. He looks like he's going to be doing the methodical tail wag attack. That is definitely
* 2:26:22{{anchor|2:26:22}}
 a rookie maneuver for a starting Dinosaur Lightsaber fighter. Oh my gosh there we are.
* 2:26:30{{anchor|2:26:30}}
 There we are. Zim demonstrating his martial arts skills while Dinosaur Lightsaber fighting. Now
* 2:26:45{{anchor|2:26:45}}
 as you can see he's doing the neck stretches. The neck is a vitally dangerous area.
* 2:26:53{{anchor|2:26:53}}
 Let's go over the rules for our Dinosaur Lightsaber. We don't want to have a disqualification
* 2:27:03{{anchor|2:27:03}}
 immediately. What did we have as the rules in last year's challenge? Yeah sure I can help out.
* 2:27:11{{anchor|2:27:11}}
 I think so for this one it's going to be interesting. So we have each of the dinosaurs
* 2:27:19{{anchor|2:27:19}}
 go on go on their sides.
* 2:27:34{{anchor|2:27:34}}
 Yeah you can kind of switch between the two cameras. All right you're gonna go back a little
* 2:27:39{{anchor|2:27:39}}
 bit more blue back towards the pillar. All right are you having a struggle or something?
* 2:27:47{{anchor|2:27:47}}
 I would just like to say that I fight this fight in the name of my ancestors who died during the
* 2:27:55{{anchor|2:27:55}}
 Cretaceous and Jurassic periods and that their memory shall forever endure.
* 2:28:02{{anchor|2:28:02}}
 And I claim this in the name of all Tyrannosaurus Rex.
* 2:28:06{{anchor|2:28:06}}
 Would you like to say something Zim? All right go back go to your side.
* 2:28:17{{anchor|2:28:17}}
 This is the these are two brand new ones. So go go back.
* 2:28:22{{anchor|2:28:22}}
 Can someone shake his ankles? I think you might have a leak.
* 2:28:52{{anchor|2:28:52}}
 Make sure Steve is completely zipped.
* 2:29:22{{anchor|2:29:22}}
 We'll move back to three.
* 2:30:00{{anchor|2:30:00}}
 All right uh how it works is they're going to when you say go they're gonna go and if as soon as one
* 2:30:08{{anchor|2:30:08}}
 of them makes the hit that is that is the round and it's going to be best of three. All right so when
* 2:30:15{{anchor|2:30:15}}
 our contestants hear the start mark which I will say in just a moment we expect the
* 2:30:22{{anchor|2:30:22}}
 excitement to begin and go. Oh they're close again. Brian's Zim's in for an early strike.
* 2:30:31{{anchor|2:30:31}}
 Oh my gosh that's a hit that's a hit that is a hit for sure.
* 2:30:38{{anchor|2:30:38}}
 Point Zim it is now one zero. Zim spearheading in getting ready for the next round and go.
* 2:30:46{{anchor|2:30:46}}
 And here they go oh my god that was very exciting but did you see Zim just wheel back? Oh nope that
* 2:30:53{{anchor|2:30:53}}
 was a block. Doesn't get nope that was another block. Don't oh geez charge again. No a double
* 2:30:59{{anchor|2:30:59}}
 block oh that's a hit that's a hit that's a hit. One one here we go first to three points is the
* 2:31:11{{anchor|2:31:11}}
 winner and go. Oh oh I don't know don't. Steve dropped a saber and was struck so that's a point
* 2:31:24{{anchor|2:31:24}}
 for Zim. Two one two one this could be the completion of this event and we could have
* 2:31:32{{anchor|2:31:32}}
 again our champion and go. Oh he's looking close okay it's got oh that's a hit he totally lured
* 2:31:42{{anchor|2:31:42}}
 him in and beat him down it is now tied two to two and this is the final moment. Go oh oh oh
* 2:31:56{{anchor|2:31:56}}
 that's it Steve has won. Steve scored the first hit and Steve is the new champion of
* 2:32:06{{anchor|2:32:06}}
 dinosaur lightsaber combat. Oh look at them bonding after the experience.
* 2:32:15{{anchor|2:32:15}}
 This is amazing completely amazing an upset. That's right he's handing the sword over
* 2:32:23{{anchor|2:32:23}}
 and there you go. He's the new champion. Thank you ladies and gentlemen for another exciting
* 2:32:34{{anchor|2:32:34}}
 episode of dinosaur lightsaber combat. Fantastic we're gonna go back to a break we'll be right
* 2:32:43{{anchor|2:32:43}}
 back with some more miles and action thank you again to everybody who has donated we appreciate
* 2:32:48{{anchor|2:32:48}}
 we appreciate you all so much and we are so excited our amazing RPG community has been able
* 2:32:56{{anchor|2:32:56}}
 to do for the kids at Rady and Cozum's Hospital. Thank you so much. See you next time.
* 2:33:26{{anchor|2:33:26}}
 Hello Glorious Ashes community my name is Casey from Rady Children's Hospital. I manage the Extra
* 2:33:31{{anchor|2:33:31}}
 Life program for our hospital which gives me the honor to work with the incredible gaming community
* 2:33:36{{anchor|2:33:36}}
 here in San Diego. I'm not sure if you all know this but in the past three years alone Intrepid
* 2:33:42{{anchor|2:33:42}}
 Studios and Glorious Ashes community has raised over fifty thousand dollars for Rady Children's
* 2:33:47{{anchor|2:33:47}}
 Hospital through your Extra Life efforts. That not only makes you our top fundraising Extra Life team
* 2:33:53{{anchor|2:33:53}}
 but it also makes you all miracle makers within our hospital for the kids and families we serve.
* 2:33:59{{anchor|2:33:59}}
 So who are those kids and families? Rady Children's is the only children's hospital in San Diego
* 2:34:05{{anchor|2:34:05}}
 so we care for over 92 percent of the region's children. Last year alone we cared for over 245,000
* 2:34:13{{anchor|2:34:13}}
 kids. We're a non-profit organization so we rely on support from programs like Extra Life and
* 2:34:20{{anchor|2:34:20}}
 partners like Intrepid Studios to help us expand the care we can provide. This includes our newly
* 2:34:25{{anchor|2:34:25}}
 opened psychiatric emergency department dedicated exclusively to caring for children experiencing a
* 2:34:31{{anchor|2:34:31}}
 mental health crisis. It's only the second of its kind nationwide and we just opened this year.
* 2:34:37{{anchor|2:34:37}}
 There's also our Center for Gender Affirming Care which provides a safe medical home for all
* 2:34:41{{anchor|2:34:41}}
 transgender non-binary and gender non-conforming youth. We are able to open and expand these
* 2:34:47{{anchor|2:34:47}}
 amazing hospital areas because of fundraising like yours. To get a little bit more specific,
* 2:34:52{{anchor|2:34:52}}
 there's three main buckets that funds from Extra Life are used within our hospital. The first is
* 2:34:58{{anchor|2:34:58}}
 creating a healing environment because caring for a sick child goes beyond excellent medical care.
* 2:35:03{{anchor|2:35:03}}
 The environment surrounding children and their families is also vitally important to physical and
* 2:35:07{{anchor|2:35:07}}
 mental health which I think we can all attest to. This includes child life specialists always there
* 2:35:12{{anchor|2:35:12}}
 to explain and support kids through challenging and scary medical experiences, adorable dogs
* 2:35:18{{anchor|2:35:18}}
 roaming the halls for pet therapy, musicians and storytellers going room to room, healing touch
* 2:35:24{{anchor|2:35:24}}
 massage, playrooms, gardens, yoga and much more. The second area is investing in research and
* 2:35:31{{anchor|2:35:31}}
 technology to provide better treatment solutions for kids here today and for generations to come.
* 2:35:36{{anchor|2:35:36}}
 The third and final area is caring for every child. Reading Children's made a commitment to this
* 2:35:41{{anchor|2:35:41}}
 community that we have stood by to care for every child and be a safety net for all. In fact, 55% of
* 2:35:48{{anchor|2:35:48}}
 the patients we see have little to no medical insurance so it is no small task for us to fill
* 2:35:53{{anchor|2:35:53}}
 that funding gap but programs like Extra Life and people like you help us do just that. If you'd
* 2:35:59{{anchor|2:35:59}}
 like to learn more about our hospital and how the funds are used, Stephen can share my contact
* 2:36:03{{anchor|2:36:03}}
 information with you so please don't hesitate to reach out. Trust me, I could talk about this stuff
* 2:36:07{{anchor|2:36:07}}
 all day and I do. I hope one day we can gather in person to celebrate what you're doing but for now
* 2:36:14{{anchor|2:36:14}}
 I'll end by saying how inspiring and really wonderful it is that you're all able to create
* 2:36:19{{anchor|2:36:19}}
 this massive gaming community and build amazing friendships by playing Ashes of Creation together.
* 2:36:25{{anchor|2:36:25}}
 I'm sure you all can agree with me when I say that the great times in life are made better with
* 2:36:30{{anchor|2:36:30}}
 friends that are on our side and the dark times in life are made bearable by those same supporter
* 2:36:34{{anchor|2:36:34}}
 friends. In a very similar way, by participating in Extra Life for all the kids in the hospital,
* 2:36:41{{anchor|2:36:41}}
 you are that same beacon of hope, support, and love for each and every child and their family
* 2:36:46{{anchor|2:36:46}}
 who is battling at Reading Children's. Stephen tells me he's anticipating a record-breaking year
* 2:36:51{{anchor|2:36:51}}
 for your game day on November 7th so I am so excited to see the amazing things you all will
* 2:36:57{{anchor|2:36:57}}
 accomplish for the kids. Again, cheers to you all.

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 to every single member of the Glorious Ashes community.
* 2:37:05{{anchor|2:37:05}}
 Thank you and you are the best.
* 2:37:09{{anchor|2:37:09}}
 All right, the next challenge we have here
* 2:37:11{{anchor|2:37:11}}
 is going to be Alexi,
* 2:37:12{{anchor|2:37:12}}
 which is going to be a jump rope challenge.
* 2:37:14{{anchor|2:37:14}}
 I'm going to show him different types of challenges.
* 2:37:16{{anchor|2:37:16}}
 He's going to try to replicate them.
* 2:37:17{{anchor|2:37:17}}
 If he does them, then it was a challenge.
* 2:37:20{{anchor|2:37:20}}
 He just has to do five different ones.
* 2:37:22{{anchor|2:37:22}}
 So I'm going to show him the first one
* 2:37:23{{anchor|2:37:23}}
 and we're going to see how he does.
* 2:37:24{{anchor|2:37:24}}
 This is called the double under trick.
* 2:37:57{{anchor|2:37:57}}
 Just do it like six times.
* 2:37:58{{anchor|2:37:58}}
 Are we going to lie down?
* 2:37:59{{anchor|2:37:59}}
 What?
* 2:38:04{{anchor|2:38:04}}
 Oh, that was close.
* 2:38:10{{anchor|2:38:10}}
 Oh, I got it.
* 2:38:11{{anchor|2:38:11}}
 Let's stop filming.
* 2:38:14{{anchor|2:38:14}}
 You got it.
* 2:38:15{{anchor|2:38:15}}
 It has to go past the wall.
* 2:38:17{{anchor|2:38:17}}
 It has to be able to keep the rhythm.
* 2:38:19{{anchor|2:38:19}}
 Ladies and gentlemen, we are here at the sixth annual jumping rope contest.
* 2:38:46{{anchor|2:38:46}}
 We are joined by the contestant from Trepid Studios,
* 2:38:50{{anchor|2:38:50}}
 Senior Game Plan Engineer Alex Billy,
* 2:38:53{{anchor|2:38:53}}
 as he attempts to now complete his first challenge,
* 2:38:56{{anchor|2:38:56}}
 the double under trick,
* 2:38:59{{anchor|2:38:59}}
 which means he has to successfully have the rope,
* 2:39:02{{anchor|2:39:02}}
 safety first,
* 2:39:04{{anchor|2:39:04}}
 he has to successfully have the rope pass under his feet
* 2:39:08{{anchor|2:39:08}}
 with only having committed to one jump twice.
* 2:39:12{{anchor|2:39:12}}
 The rope must pass twice.
* 2:39:14{{anchor|2:39:14}}
 Yeah, the rope must pass under two times with each jump instead of one.
* 2:39:19{{anchor|2:39:19}}
 And that's one.
* 2:39:21{{anchor|2:39:21}}
 And that's two.
* 2:39:22{{anchor|2:39:22}}
 You did it.
* 2:39:24{{anchor|2:39:24}}
 All right.
* 2:39:24{{anchor|2:39:24}}
 The next trick is going to be the boxer skip.
* 2:39:28{{anchor|2:39:28}}
 Are you ready?
* 2:39:29{{anchor|2:39:29}}
 That's why I told you to stop jumping earlier.
* 2:39:32{{anchor|2:39:32}}
 He was literally like over there jump roping for like five minutes
* 2:39:35{{anchor|2:39:35}}
 and I kept being like, bro, don't.
* 2:39:36{{anchor|2:39:36}}
 And then he broke the other jump rope.
* 2:39:38{{anchor|2:39:38}}
 That is true.
* 2:39:39{{anchor|2:39:39}}
 The other jump rope broke.
* 2:39:45{{anchor|2:39:45}}
 Next, this one is the boxer.
* 2:39:47{{anchor|2:39:47}}
 Oh, I see.
* 2:39:48{{anchor|2:39:48}}
 All right.
* 2:39:50{{anchor|2:39:50}}
 So, I'm going to jump.
* 2:39:52{{anchor|2:39:52}}
 You can't even jump, right?
* 2:39:54{{anchor|2:39:54}}
 You can't jump.
* 2:39:55{{anchor|2:39:55}}
 You can't jump.
* 2:39:57{{anchor|2:39:57}}
 Do you go through each leg?
* 2:39:59{{anchor|2:39:59}}
 You can do this and then you go like this,
* 2:40:01{{anchor|2:40:01}}
 this and then you go like this.
* 2:40:02{{anchor|2:40:02}}
 Oh, okay.
* 2:40:04{{anchor|2:40:04}}
 Yeah.
* 2:40:05{{anchor|2:40:05}}
 Yeah.
* 2:40:06{{anchor|2:40:06}}
 And then that's the jump.
* 2:40:08{{anchor|2:40:08}}
 So you jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
* 2:40:14{{anchor|2:40:14}}
 Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
* 2:40:21{{anchor|2:40:21}}
 What is this one?
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 Oh, crisscross.
* 2:40:27{{anchor|2:40:27}}
 Yeah, crisscross.
* 2:40:29{{anchor|2:40:29}}
 You don't cross your arms like that.
* 2:40:30{{anchor|2:40:30}}
 I don't think you cross them.
* 2:40:32{{anchor|2:40:32}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 2:40:33{{anchor|2:40:33}}
 Okay.
* 2:40:33{{anchor|2:40:33}}
 That was close.
* 2:40:34{{anchor|2:40:34}}
 Let me see crisscross.
* 2:40:37{{anchor|2:40:37}}
 Do you want to see this?
* 2:40:38{{anchor|2:40:38}}
 That?
* 2:40:39{{anchor|2:40:39}}
 Yeah.
* 2:40:49{{anchor|2:40:49}}
 Is he crossing arms?
* 2:40:50{{anchor|2:40:50}}
 Yeah, he's doing like that.
* 2:40:57{{anchor|2:40:57}}
 He's a Jedi.
* 2:41:10{{anchor|2:41:10}}
 You got it.
* 2:41:11{{anchor|2:41:11}}
 Oh.
* 2:41:12{{anchor|2:41:12}}
 Believe.
* 2:41:13{{anchor|2:41:13}}
 I can't.
* 2:41:14{{anchor|2:41:14}}
 You need to believe.
* 2:41:16{{anchor|2:41:16}}
 It's half of the battle.
* 2:41:18{{anchor|2:41:18}}
 Ooh, I want to try it actually.
* 2:41:20{{anchor|2:41:20}}
 No crosses.
* 2:41:27{{anchor|2:41:27}}
 Jump, jump, jump around.
* 2:41:30{{anchor|2:41:30}}
 There you go.
* 2:41:32{{anchor|2:41:32}}
 That's good enough.
* 2:41:33{{anchor|2:41:33}}
 Oh, you did it.
* 2:41:37{{anchor|2:41:37}}
 I count that.
* 2:41:38{{anchor|2:41:38}}
 That was good.
* 2:41:42{{anchor|2:41:42}}
 No, no.
* 2:41:43{{anchor|2:41:43}}
 Three more?
* 2:41:45{{anchor|2:41:45}}
 One more.
* 2:41:56{{anchor|2:41:56}}
 What?
* 2:42:01{{anchor|2:42:01}}
 Hello.
* 2:42:03{{anchor|2:42:03}}
 Welcome to what?
* 2:42:08{{anchor|2:42:08}}
 By the way, I'd just like to let you know there is an additional challenge where the team will ask me trivia questions and for each one I get wrong.
* 2:42:17{{anchor|2:42:17}}
 I am slammed in the face with an egg.
* 2:42:20{{anchor|2:42:20}}
 Raw egg.
* 2:42:23{{anchor|2:42:23}}
 That might hurt.
* 2:42:24{{anchor|2:42:24}}
 So now that you are the new lightsaber.
* 2:42:29{{anchor|2:42:29}}
 I love Lucy where Ricky's getting the egg.
* 2:42:32{{anchor|2:42:32}}
 Oh yeah.
* 2:42:34{{anchor|2:42:34}}
 Yeah.
* 2:42:35{{anchor|2:42:35}}
 Now that you are the new lightsaber champion.
* 2:42:38{{anchor|2:42:38}}
 What do you see yourself doing in the future?
* 2:42:41{{anchor|2:42:41}}
 Because this could be a new step.
* 2:42:42{{anchor|2:42:42}}
 This could be a career change.
* 2:42:46{{anchor|2:42:46}}
 It absolutely could be.
* 2:42:49{{anchor|2:42:49}}
 Cliff, I'd like to thank you for that question.
* 2:42:50{{anchor|2:42:50}}
 First and foremost, your casting of the event was truly professional and is surely appreciated by the audience.
* 2:42:59{{anchor|2:42:59}}
 It's what I get.
* 2:43:01{{anchor|2:43:01}}
 Wow.
* 2:43:04{{anchor|2:43:04}}
 Well done.
* 2:43:06{{anchor|2:43:06}}
 Well done.
* 2:43:11{{anchor|2:43:11}}
 Alex has successfully completed the jump rope challenge.
* 2:43:17{{anchor|2:43:17}}
 Well done.
* 2:43:17{{anchor|2:43:17}}
 What's next?
* 2:43:20{{anchor|2:43:20}}
 Do we need to lay the towels?
* 2:43:25{{anchor|2:43:25}}
 Let's do the trivia followed by the pie.
* 2:43:27{{anchor|2:43:27}}
 We need to lay the towels down.
* 2:43:28{{anchor|2:43:28}}
 Yeah, we need to keep egg from hitting the floor.
* 2:43:30{{anchor|2:43:30}}
 You want to kind of just do it.
* 2:43:32{{anchor|2:43:32}}
 Are we doing the lip thing before pie?
* 2:43:34{{anchor|2:43:34}}
 Because pie is kind of the end.
* 2:43:35{{anchor|2:43:35}}
 Or.
* 2:43:35{{anchor|2:43:35}}
 Because you got to jump in the shower.
* 2:43:37{{anchor|2:43:37}}
 Trivia is also an, you get egged in the face.
* 2:43:40{{anchor|2:43:40}}
 So let's do that last, those two last.
* 2:43:43{{anchor|2:43:43}}
 Okay.
* 2:43:43{{anchor|2:43:43}}
 What do we got?
* 2:43:44{{anchor|2:43:44}}
 That's what I thought.
* 2:43:44{{anchor|2:43:44}}
 All right.
* 2:43:45{{anchor|2:43:45}}
 So do you want to do the lip reading?
* 2:43:46{{anchor|2:43:46}}
 Lip reading.
* 2:43:46{{anchor|2:43:46}}
 Let's do lip reading real quick.
* 2:43:47{{anchor|2:43:47}}
 I don't know how many we want to do.
* 2:43:48{{anchor|2:43:48}}
 Lip reading contest, you got to come.
* 2:43:50{{anchor|2:43:50}}
 Okay.
* 2:43:50{{anchor|2:43:50}}
 Or do we need a shot on John?
* 2:43:52{{anchor|2:43:52}}
 John, give me words.
* 2:43:54{{anchor|2:43:54}}
 I'm going to pick random words from chat.
* 2:43:56{{anchor|2:43:56}}
 So just put in words in chat.
* 2:43:58{{anchor|2:43:58}}
 I'm going to whisper them to Steven.
* 2:44:00{{anchor|2:44:00}}
 Steven is going to say them and John is going to try to guess
* 2:44:03{{anchor|2:44:03}}
 what he's trying to say with just reading his lips.
* 2:44:21{{anchor|2:44:21}}
 I mean, I don't have to use this.
* 2:44:22{{anchor|2:44:22}}
 You guys can.
* 2:44:23{{anchor|2:44:23}}
 No, no, you need to use that so that we can hear, they can hear your word.
* 2:44:26{{anchor|2:44:26}}
 But am I too close to you?
* 2:44:27{{anchor|2:44:27}}
 No, you're not.
* 2:44:28{{anchor|2:44:28}}
 I'm not going to say anything.
* 2:44:31{{anchor|2:44:31}}
 They can hear if I say something.
* 2:44:36{{anchor|2:44:36}}
 I know I'm not going to say anything.
* 2:44:47{{anchor|2:44:47}}
 But I have to look at him.
* 2:44:48{{anchor|2:44:48}}
 Not the camera.
* 2:44:49{{anchor|2:44:49}}
 So hold on.
* 2:44:52{{anchor|2:44:52}}
 Those two should switch.
* 2:44:54{{anchor|2:44:54}}
 So they can see Steve's mouth and they can try and do it for you.
* 2:44:59{{anchor|2:44:59}}
 Okay, got it.
* 2:45:07{{anchor|2:45:07}}
 Put those words in chat.
* 2:45:09{{anchor|2:45:09}}
 Ooh, there's some good ones.
* 2:45:12{{anchor|2:45:12}}
 All right.
* 2:45:13{{anchor|2:45:13}}
 Spells naive.
* 2:45:14{{anchor|2:45:14}}
 I love it.
* 2:45:14{{anchor|2:45:14}}
 I love it.
* 2:45:15{{anchor|2:45:15}}
 Okay.
* 2:45:15{{anchor|2:45:15}}
 I got, I got a few.
* 2:45:17{{anchor|2:45:17}}
 Thank you.
* 2:45:18{{anchor|2:45:18}}
 All right, John.
* 2:45:18{{anchor|2:45:18}}
 We're going to do three.
* 2:45:21{{anchor|2:45:21}}
 If you can three words.
* 2:45:22{{anchor|2:45:22}}
 Yeah, three sentences, three words.
* 2:45:24{{anchor|2:45:24}}
 He has to guess what they are.
* 2:45:26{{anchor|2:45:26}}
 That's going to be easy for him.
* 2:45:28{{anchor|2:45:28}}
 I don't know if it's if you're if he gets good at we'll make a sentence out of it.
* 2:45:32{{anchor|2:45:32}}
 We'll see how it works.
* 2:45:33{{anchor|2:45:33}}
 I always announce.
* 2:45:34{{anchor|2:45:34}}
 All right first word whenever pal's ready.
* 2:45:48{{anchor|2:45:48}}
 Watermelon, correct?
* 2:45:55{{anchor|2:45:55}}
 I like to call it watermelons.
* 2:46:03{{anchor|2:46:03}}
 We're just a shirt.
* 2:46:04{{anchor|2:46:04}}
 Yes.
* 2:46:06{{anchor|2:46:06}}
 That's how I pronounce it.
* 2:46:07{{anchor|2:46:07}}
 That's why he said it.
* 2:46:08{{anchor|2:46:08}}
 He knows it's actually which I still shire.
* 2:46:11{{anchor|2:46:11}}
 What?
* 2:46:18{{anchor|2:46:18}}
 What Maggie you try with me Maggie say it.
* 2:46:22{{anchor|2:46:22}}
 Let's see if I can or you just lip it to him.
* 2:46:25{{anchor|2:46:25}}
 Let's see if he gets it.
* 2:46:25{{anchor|2:46:25}}
 Just lip to him from there lip it to him.
* 2:46:28{{anchor|2:46:28}}
 Okay.
* 2:46:49{{anchor|2:46:49}}
 Think ash is a creation.
* 2:46:51{{anchor|2:46:51}}
 Yeah.
* 2:46:56{{anchor|2:46:56}}
 It feels like doing it's an ash is the creation.
* 2:46:59{{anchor|2:46:59}}
 Oh 20 years.
* 2:46:59{{anchor|2:46:59}}
 It already.
* 2:47:07{{anchor|2:47:07}}
 Of course.
* 2:47:08{{anchor|2:47:08}}
 Oh, okay.
* 2:47:10{{anchor|2:47:10}}
 Do it again.
* 2:47:13{{anchor|2:47:13}}
 Source.
* 2:47:13{{anchor|2:47:13}}
 Yeah.
* 2:47:16{{anchor|2:47:16}}
 Those are all good words.
* 2:47:17{{anchor|2:47:17}}
 Okay.
* 2:47:17{{anchor|2:47:17}}
 I'm going to do one more just because I saw it a couple times in here, but I feel like
* 2:47:20{{anchor|2:47:20}}
 it in a full sentence.
* 2:47:21{{anchor|2:47:21}}
 I feel like he's going to get it.
* 2:47:22{{anchor|2:47:22}}
 Put it in a full sentence.
* 2:47:23{{anchor|2:47:23}}
 Okay.
* 2:47:24{{anchor|2:47:24}}
 How do I just really show?
* 2:47:26{{anchor|2:47:26}}
 Okay.
* 2:47:26{{anchor|2:47:26}}
 Okay.
* 2:47:27{{anchor|2:47:27}}
 I'm going to write it down then.
* 2:47:28{{anchor|2:47:28}}
 Okay.
* 2:47:35{{anchor|2:47:35}}
 No, put the whole sentence.
* 2:47:36{{anchor|2:47:36}}
 He'll do he'll get it.
* 2:47:38{{anchor|2:47:38}}
 We'll see.
* 2:47:40{{anchor|2:47:40}}
 This is like this is like a part of like a carnival show.
* 2:47:44{{anchor|2:47:44}}
 Norse is very hard.
* 2:47:46{{anchor|2:47:46}}
 You got this.
* 2:47:47{{anchor|2:47:47}}
 I was like, what's a doors?
* 2:48:15{{anchor|2:48:15}}
 That last word a different word for library try to say the words as you see them.
* 2:48:19{{anchor|2:48:19}}
 Okay.
* 2:48:20{{anchor|2:48:20}}
 No asking questions.
* 2:48:21{{anchor|2:48:21}}
 You just have to guess cheaters.
* 2:48:24{{anchor|2:48:24}}
 I'm going to again.
* 2:48:33{{anchor|2:48:33}}
 Sounds like bibliotape.
* 2:48:34{{anchor|2:48:34}}
 Oh my gosh with a different language.
* 2:48:38{{anchor|2:48:38}}
 Okay.
* 2:48:38{{anchor|2:48:38}}
 Wait one more ready.
* 2:48:39{{anchor|2:48:39}}
 Ready?
* 2:48:40{{anchor|2:48:40}}
 That's why I said is that here we go library, right?
* 2:48:42{{anchor|2:48:42}}
 Here we go.
* 2:48:44{{anchor|2:48:44}}
 Last one from the owner's manual of Yamaha.
* 2:48:49{{anchor|2:48:49}}
 Are you ready?
* 2:48:55{{anchor|2:48:55}}
 As you see it.
* 2:49:00{{anchor|2:49:00}}
 Turn the program up to don't know.
* 2:49:10{{anchor|2:49:10}}
 Daylight.
* 2:49:15{{anchor|2:49:15}}
 I don't understand.
* 2:49:16{{anchor|2:49:16}}
 All right.
* 2:49:18{{anchor|2:49:18}}
 That's pretty good.
* 2:49:19{{anchor|2:49:19}}
 It was turn the program knob to select.
* 2:49:22{{anchor|2:49:22}}
 Very nice.
* 2:49:27{{anchor|2:49:27}}
 Very good.
* 2:49:28{{anchor|2:49:28}}
 All right.
* 2:49:32{{anchor|2:49:32}}
 What's next?
* 2:49:32{{anchor|2:49:32}}
 You have to try to eat 10 powder Donuts in one minute.
* 2:49:46{{anchor|2:49:46}}
 Okay.
* 2:49:46{{anchor|2:49:46}}
 Do we have any volunteers for that?
* 2:49:47{{anchor|2:49:47}}
 If not, we can go to the next one.
* 2:49:48{{anchor|2:49:48}}
 All right.
* 2:49:49{{anchor|2:49:49}}
 Next one.
* 2:49:50{{anchor|2:49:50}}
 Okay.
* 2:49:50{{anchor|2:49:50}}
 Sorry people.
* 2:49:51{{anchor|2:49:51}}
 We got a limited time and we are going trying to hit the big ones.
* 2:49:54{{anchor|2:49:54}}
 We did a lot.
* 2:49:57{{anchor|2:49:57}}
 Okay.
* 2:50:03{{anchor|2:50:03}}
 Now there's also a spicy work.
* 2:50:05{{anchor|2:50:05}}
 There's the no giggling challenge.
* 2:50:11{{anchor|2:50:11}}
 Oh no giggling.
* 2:50:11{{anchor|2:50:11}}
 Let's do that one.
* 2:50:12{{anchor|2:50:12}}
 You want to do that?
* 2:50:12{{anchor|2:50:12}}
 Yep.
* 2:50:13{{anchor|2:50:13}}
 You think you could do it?
* 2:50:14{{anchor|2:50:14}}
 No, I'll giggle.
* 2:50:14{{anchor|2:50:14}}
 You'll giggle.
* 2:50:15{{anchor|2:50:15}}
 I'm too.
* 2:50:16{{anchor|2:50:16}}
 Who thinks they won't giggle?
* 2:50:19{{anchor|2:50:19}}
 Let's act.
* 2:50:20{{anchor|2:50:20}}
 We can we can have let's let's everybody have their things on and then you read the thing and I do giggles.
* 2:50:25{{anchor|2:50:25}}
 No, no, no, someone else has to try to make you giggle.
* 2:50:28{{anchor|2:50:28}}
 Can we do the tortilla challenge?
* 2:50:33{{anchor|2:50:33}}
 Oh, no.
* 2:50:34{{anchor|2:50:34}}
 I don't want to get slapped.
* 2:50:36{{anchor|2:50:36}}
 Let's do this.
* 2:50:40{{anchor|2:50:40}}
 Let's do the no giggle challenge.
* 2:50:41{{anchor|2:50:41}}
 Okay, but each of the people have to fill their mouth completely with water.
* 2:50:46{{anchor|2:50:46}}
 But no one person has to.
* 2:50:50{{anchor|2:50:50}}
 One has to talk to make the person giggle.
* 2:50:53{{anchor|2:50:53}}
 You just make weird you just do you do different things.
* 2:50:56{{anchor|2:50:56}}
 That doesn't make sense.
* 2:51:00{{anchor|2:51:00}}
 Yeah, but also but the main thing is the main thing is the other person supposed to talk to try to make you all right.
* 2:51:05{{anchor|2:51:05}}
 Fine.
* 2:51:05{{anchor|2:51:05}}
 Let's let's do this.
* 2:51:07{{anchor|2:51:07}}
 Who's doing it?
* 2:51:07{{anchor|2:51:07}}
 Who's doing it?
* 2:51:11{{anchor|2:51:11}}
 Cliff?
* 2:51:12{{anchor|2:51:12}}
 Okay, come on over here.
* 2:51:13{{anchor|2:51:13}}
 Okay, Cliff's participating.
* 2:51:16{{anchor|2:51:16}}
 I just want to watch you guys.
* 2:51:19{{anchor|2:51:19}}
 Who wants to go against Cliff?
* 2:51:24{{anchor|2:51:24}}
 We will do a three-part series.
* 2:51:27{{anchor|2:51:27}}
 Cliff will start.
* 2:51:28{{anchor|2:51:28}}
 Whoever wins that does the next person.
* 2:51:30{{anchor|2:51:30}}
 Whoever wins that does the final person.
* 2:51:32{{anchor|2:51:32}}
 Then the last man standing is the winner.
* 2:51:34{{anchor|2:51:34}}
 And we click.
* 2:51:35{{anchor|2:51:35}}
 Okay, so do we all try to make you giggle?
* 2:51:40{{anchor|2:51:40}}
 You guys look at each other.
* 2:51:41{{anchor|2:51:41}}
 You got to sit here.
* 2:51:44{{anchor|2:51:44}}
 So the question is, one person talks and I've got to make him laugh.
* 2:52:03{{anchor|2:52:03}}
 I must reflect on his many many many weaknesses.
* 2:52:07{{anchor|2:52:07}}
 Well, we don't have that much time.
* 2:52:10{{anchor|2:52:10}}
 Yeah, we'll do it.
* 2:52:10{{anchor|2:52:10}}
 We'll do a timer.
* 2:52:12{{anchor|2:52:12}}
 Brian, can you start a timer?
* 2:52:13{{anchor|2:52:13}}
 We'll give you one minute each to make the other person laugh.
* 2:52:16{{anchor|2:52:16}}
 Five, four, three, two, one.
* 2:52:21{{anchor|2:52:21}}
 The championship I won last time was the staring contest without breaking facial.
* 2:52:25{{anchor|2:52:25}}
 Yeah, that was different.
* 2:52:26{{anchor|2:52:26}}
 That was different.
* 2:52:27{{anchor|2:52:27}}
 Okay.
* 2:52:30{{anchor|2:52:30}}
 How long does he have to make me giggle?
* 2:52:32{{anchor|2:52:32}}
 No touching.
* 2:52:33{{anchor|2:52:33}}
 Well, why doesn't he hear anything about that?
* 2:52:39{{anchor|2:52:39}}
 I like it.
* 2:52:40{{anchor|2:52:40}}
 It's going to be easier than you thought.
* 2:52:43{{anchor|2:52:43}}
 Okay, so this is going to be hard because it's like you just pointed at a guy and just go be funny.
* 2:52:51{{anchor|2:52:51}}
 I'm going to be serious.
* 2:52:52{{anchor|2:52:52}}
 Okay, hold on.
* 2:52:59{{anchor|2:52:59}}
 Hold on.
* 2:53:00{{anchor|2:53:00}}
 I'm trying to reflect on this because this is a really hard one.
* 2:53:03{{anchor|2:53:03}}
 Like, what are the conditions for the giggle?
* 2:53:05{{anchor|2:53:05}}
 You have one minute to try to make him laugh.
* 2:53:07{{anchor|2:53:07}}
 Even if a little smirk.
* 2:53:09{{anchor|2:53:09}}
 Like a little smirk.
* 2:53:10{{anchor|2:53:10}}
 He's got to try to keep a straight face.
* 2:53:12{{anchor|2:53:12}}
 Try to keep a straight face.
* 2:53:13{{anchor|2:53:13}}
 Give me a moment.
* 2:53:16{{anchor|2:53:16}}
 I need to focus.
* 2:53:16{{anchor|2:53:16}}
 Take your time.
* 2:53:20{{anchor|2:53:20}}
 Let me get it out.
* 2:53:23{{anchor|2:53:23}}
 Should it just be like you can't move your face?
* 2:53:34{{anchor|2:53:34}}
 It should be obvious.
* 2:53:35{{anchor|2:53:35}}
 It should be obvious.
* 2:53:36{{anchor|2:53:36}}
 Yeah, and I'll cough to it if it's obvious.
* 2:53:38{{anchor|2:53:38}}
 Okay.
* 2:53:39{{anchor|2:53:39}}
 Okay.
* 2:53:39{{anchor|2:53:39}}
 Yeah, it has to be like a smirk or a smile.
* 2:53:46{{anchor|2:53:46}}
 Like a giggle.
* 2:53:46{{anchor|2:53:46}}
 I hate to say this, but I have a major flight.
* 2:53:49{{anchor|2:53:49}}
 You tired?
* 2:53:50{{anchor|2:53:50}}
 Good night.
* 2:53:50{{anchor|2:53:50}}
 If you can just eyeball me, that handsome face of yours.
* 2:53:54{{anchor|2:53:54}}
 All right, Zim, you want to start?
* 2:53:55{{anchor|2:53:55}}
 You could start.
* 2:53:56{{anchor|2:53:56}}
 Yeah, let me.
* 2:53:57{{anchor|2:53:57}}
 Okay, I'll go first.
* 2:53:58{{anchor|2:53:58}}
 There we go.
* 2:53:59{{anchor|2:53:59}}
 Okay, start.
* 2:54:00{{anchor|2:54:00}}
 Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies.
* 2:54:07{{anchor|2:54:07}}
 No?
* 2:54:08{{anchor|2:54:08}}
 You said that would work.
* 2:54:09{{anchor|2:54:09}}
 You lied to me.
* 2:54:10{{anchor|2:54:10}}
 Yeah, it was.
* 2:54:11{{anchor|2:54:11}}
 You got him.
* 2:54:20{{anchor|2:54:20}}
 What happened?
* 2:54:22{{anchor|2:54:22}}
 Did he touch you?
* 2:54:23{{anchor|2:54:23}}
 He didn't touch you, though.
* 2:54:24{{anchor|2:54:24}}
 I didn't touch him.
* 2:54:24{{anchor|2:54:24}}
 Okay.
* 2:54:26{{anchor|2:54:26}}
 Okay, you go to the champion's chair.
* 2:54:30{{anchor|2:54:30}}
 I'll sit there.
* 2:54:31{{anchor|2:54:31}}
 Aren't we trying to make the other person laugh?
* 2:54:38{{anchor|2:54:38}}
 Yeah, quick as to make the other person laugh.
* 2:54:42{{anchor|2:54:42}}
 So now you need to make me laugh.
* 2:54:44{{anchor|2:54:44}}
 No, no, no, no.
* 2:54:45{{anchor|2:54:45}}
 You're doing fine.
* 2:54:45{{anchor|2:54:45}}
 Okay.
* 2:54:46{{anchor|2:54:46}}
 We need to make each other laugh.
* 2:54:50{{anchor|2:54:50}}
 It's hard to do.
* 2:54:53{{anchor|2:54:53}}
 I feel like you have to do one at a time.
* 2:54:54{{anchor|2:54:54}}
 We each get to say something, and when we're finished, we get 15 seconds and then swap.
* 2:54:59{{anchor|2:54:59}}
 Okay, Brian, you want to do 15 seconds?
* 2:55:00{{anchor|2:55:00}}
 So every 15, you just say swap.
* 2:55:02{{anchor|2:55:02}}
 So you can keep doing the recording, just, you know, 15 second intervals.
* 2:55:06{{anchor|2:55:06}}
 Yeah, we can do that.
* 2:55:07{{anchor|2:55:07}}
 He'll just yell swap.
* 2:55:09{{anchor|2:55:09}}
 15, 15, 15, 15.
* 2:55:10{{anchor|2:55:10}}
 So they're going to do 15, 15.
* 2:55:11{{anchor|2:55:11}}
 Okay, and you start because you're the sitting champion.
* 2:55:14{{anchor|2:55:14}}
 Wait, I start because I'm the challenger.
* 2:55:16{{anchor|2:55:16}}
 Okay, ready?
* 2:55:20{{anchor|2:55:20}}
 Hey, buddy.
* 2:55:21{{anchor|2:55:21}}
 Did you hear that I invented a word?
* 2:55:25{{anchor|2:55:25}}
 What?
* 2:55:27{{anchor|2:55:27}}
 Just like that.
* 2:55:30{{anchor|2:55:30}}
 That's easy.
* 2:55:31{{anchor|2:55:31}}
 What was the word?
* 2:55:33{{anchor|2:55:33}}
 The word?
* 2:55:34{{anchor|2:55:34}}
 You'll find out, baby.
* 2:55:36{{anchor|2:55:36}}
 You'll find out who's the next challenger.
* 2:55:39{{anchor|2:55:39}}
 Who's the next challenger?
* 2:55:41{{anchor|2:55:41}}
 Brian, you're up.
* 2:55:42{{anchor|2:55:42}}
 Who's doing the challenge?
* 2:55:44{{anchor|2:55:44}}
 Brian's doing the timer.
* 2:55:45{{anchor|2:55:45}}
 Brian's doing timer.
* 2:55:48{{anchor|2:55:48}}
 Okay.
* 2:55:50{{anchor|2:55:50}}
 What?
* 2:55:53{{anchor|2:55:53}}
 No one can dethrone me?
* 2:55:55{{anchor|2:55:55}}
 You win.
* 2:55:56{{anchor|2:55:56}}
 You see this?
* 2:55:58{{anchor|2:55:58}}
 They're so afraid.
* 2:56:00{{anchor|2:56:00}}
 You're the funniest.
* 2:56:01{{anchor|2:56:01}}
 They're so afraid, babe.
* 2:56:03{{anchor|2:56:03}}
 What?
* 2:56:04{{anchor|2:56:04}}
 Are you afraid to try to make me laugh?
* 2:56:06{{anchor|2:56:06}}
 I got nothing.
* 2:56:07{{anchor|2:56:07}}
 You got nothing?
* 2:56:08{{anchor|2:56:08}}
 So do I just win?
* 2:56:09{{anchor|2:56:09}}
 Okay, I'll try it.
* 2:56:11{{anchor|2:56:11}}
 All right.
* 2:56:12{{anchor|2:56:12}}
 Now you have to start.
* 2:56:14{{anchor|2:56:14}}
 You're the challenger.
* 2:56:16{{anchor|2:56:16}}
 I did not.
* 2:56:17{{anchor|2:56:17}}
 You're the challenger.
* 2:56:18{{anchor|2:56:18}}
 He said challenger, yeah, because it's first.
* 2:56:20{{anchor|2:56:20}}
 Yeah, I corrected it.
* 2:56:22{{anchor|2:56:22}}
 You corrected it?
* 2:56:24{{anchor|2:56:24}}
 No, I'm gonna lose, so I don't know.
* 2:56:28{{anchor|2:56:28}}
 I have to go first, try to make him laugh.
* 2:56:30{{anchor|2:56:30}}
 15 seconds.
* 2:56:30{{anchor|2:56:30}}
 Let's keep going.
* 2:56:31{{anchor|2:56:31}}
 Okay, and be funny.
* 2:56:33{{anchor|2:56:33}}
 All right.
* 2:56:33{{anchor|2:56:33}}
 What?
* 2:56:34{{anchor|2:56:34}}
 And be funny.
* 2:56:36{{anchor|2:56:36}}
 Okay.
* 2:56:37{{anchor|2:56:37}}
 You got to look at her.
* 2:56:39{{anchor|2:56:39}}
 You got to look at her.
* 2:56:40{{anchor|2:56:40}}
 Yeah, whenever.
* 2:56:43{{anchor|2:56:43}}
 You're still avoiding her.
* 2:56:44{{anchor|2:56:44}}
 How do you feel about bull testicles?
* 2:56:46{{anchor|2:56:46}}
 No?
* 2:56:47{{anchor|2:56:47}}
 Have you ever put them in your mouth?
* 2:56:48{{anchor|2:56:48}}
 What about nuts?
* 2:56:49{{anchor|2:56:49}}
 I know you have because I've seen you.
* 2:56:51{{anchor|2:56:51}}
 Like he's trying.
* 2:56:52{{anchor|2:56:52}}
 He's just trying so hard to be so serious.
* 2:56:55{{anchor|2:56:55}}
 This is not a staring contest.
* 2:56:57{{anchor|2:56:57}}
 He hasn't blinked for like 10 minutes.
* 2:57:01{{anchor|2:57:01}}
 Did you hear that?
* 2:57:01{{anchor|2:57:01}}
 I recently invented a word.
* 2:57:06{{anchor|2:57:06}}
 Plagiarism.
* 2:57:09{{anchor|2:57:09}}
 No, have you heard of it?
* 2:57:12{{anchor|2:57:12}}
 Bad word, right?
* 2:57:14{{anchor|2:57:14}}
 Yeah.
* 2:57:16{{anchor|2:57:16}}
 Hmm.
* 2:57:17{{anchor|2:57:17}}
 I think that that was pretty bad joke, but you know, maybe next time you'll be better
* 2:57:22{{anchor|2:57:22}}
 at it.
* 2:57:22{{anchor|2:57:22}}
 But also I still think that my intimidation check was successful.
* 2:57:28{{anchor|2:57:28}}
 You just didn't get my humor.
* 2:57:29{{anchor|2:57:29}}
 Jack and Jill.
* 2:57:32{{anchor|2:57:32}}
 I'm sure you heard they went up that Hill.
* 2:57:36{{anchor|2:57:36}}
 Did you know what they find up there?
* 2:57:38{{anchor|2:57:38}}
 What?
* 2:57:40{{anchor|2:57:40}}
 Pail bucket water.
* 2:57:57{{anchor|2:57:57}}
 That's sure.
* 2:57:57{{anchor|2:57:57}}
 I'm very tired.
* 2:58:01{{anchor|2:58:01}}
 I'm dying inside.
* 2:58:05{{anchor|2:58:05}}
 I'm not very funny.
* 2:58:08{{anchor|2:58:08}}
 I'm confused about what he was just asked that what there's no shaving Steven this year.
* 2:58:12{{anchor|2:58:12}}
 I know he didn't want to shave.
* 2:58:15{{anchor|2:58:15}}
 All right.
* 2:58:17{{anchor|2:58:17}}
 I think that no one wants to do any of no one wants to do any of the food thing.
* 2:58:26{{anchor|2:58:26}}
 So let's just do yeah, we'll do the egg one and then the pie and we'll wrap her up.
* 2:58:34{{anchor|2:58:34}}
 Yeah.
* 2:58:35{{anchor|2:58:35}}
 Are you ready?
* 2:58:36{{anchor|2:58:36}}
 When you do your speech after the pie, they look you'll look into that camera and then
* 2:58:44{{anchor|2:58:44}}
 try to keep it a little short so we can clip it for the end.
* 2:58:50{{anchor|2:58:50}}
 All right, so for the trivia challenge how this works is Steven is going to sit there.
* 2:58:54{{anchor|2:58:54}}
 He's volunteered for this.
* 2:58:57{{anchor|2:58:57}}
 We are he's going to pick a category each of us is going to have one of these cards.
* 2:59:01{{anchor|2:59:01}}
 So come on over here.
* 2:59:02{{anchor|2:59:02}}
 Everybody come to the table.
* 2:59:03{{anchor|2:59:03}}
 Put your headset on grab one of these cards.
* 2:59:06{{anchor|2:59:06}}
 He's going to pick a category if he answers it.
* 2:59:10{{anchor|2:59:10}}
 No, no, no the goal the goal for Steven is that we're going to each pass this egg around
* 2:59:17{{anchor|2:59:17}}
 and if he gets our question way to go.
* 2:59:20{{anchor|2:59:20}}
 Don't let him see the questions guys.
* 2:59:22{{anchor|2:59:22}}
 If he gets the question wrong, you get to go up and put the egg on his face question
* 2:59:31{{anchor|2:59:31}}
 for his speech how he's going to do without the mic because he's going to be pied in the
* 2:59:35{{anchor|2:59:35}}
 face one of us will hold.
* 2:59:37{{anchor|2:59:37}}
 Yeah, we'll hold it up.
* 2:59:38{{anchor|2:59:38}}
 Yeah.
* 2:59:38{{anchor|2:59:38}}
 Steve Gibson called a category.
* 2:59:40{{anchor|2:59:40}}
 Yes, he gets to call the category.
* 2:59:41{{anchor|2:59:41}}
 We ask the question.
* 2:59:42{{anchor|2:59:42}}
 He said he'll yeah, it'll be faster if you do that.
* 2:59:50{{anchor|2:59:50}}
 Yeah, we need an egg though, sir.
* 2:59:53{{anchor|2:59:53}}
 Tell us what the simple part.
* 2:59:54{{anchor|2:59:54}}
 Yeah.
* 2:59:55{{anchor|2:59:55}}
 Just just uh-oh.
* 3:00:02{{anchor|3:00:02}}
 No, no, it's a.
* 3:00:10{{anchor|3:00:10}}
 Yeah, don't get the egg on the microphone that's even holding on his hand be very cautious
* 3:00:16{{anchor|3:00:16}}
 of that.
* 3:00:17{{anchor|3:00:17}}
 Oh who's breaking the egg whoever if he answers your question?
* 3:00:20{{anchor|3:00:20}}
 Yeah, if he answers the question wrong you get to go over and smash the egg on his face.
* 3:00:25{{anchor|3:00:25}}
 Oh like on your head.
* 3:00:27{{anchor|3:00:27}}
 Yeah, not on your don't don't like yeah, like on his head Nelly.
* 3:00:32{{anchor|3:00:32}}
 Oh, we're naming the egg.
* 3:00:33{{anchor|3:00:33}}
 The eggs named is Nelly.
* 3:00:36{{anchor|3:00:36}}
 I don't know.
* 3:00:37{{anchor|3:00:37}}
 Oh Nellie's okay.
* 3:00:39{{anchor|3:00:39}}
 Oh my starting.
* 3:00:42{{anchor|3:00:42}}
 Yeah, and I'm going to pass the egg if you get it right.
* 3:00:46{{anchor|3:00:46}}
 Then I smash the egg on your head and that's it.
* 3:00:49{{anchor|3:00:49}}
 Yeah, your goal your challenge is to get all the questions right and not get egged.
* 3:00:54{{anchor|3:00:54}}
 That's your challenge just to go around once and get all the questions, right?
* 3:00:57{{anchor|3:00:57}}
 That's it.
* 3:01:00{{anchor|3:01:00}}
 No, no.
* 3:01:01{{anchor|3:01:01}}
 It's just it's it's called use your egg and it's just you don't get egged if you oh, we can start that.
* 3:01:10{{anchor|3:01:10}}
 Yeah.
* 3:01:11{{anchor|3:01:11}}
 Yeah, we can do that.
* 3:01:11{{anchor|3:01:11}}
 Let's get the pies ready.
* 3:01:14{{anchor|3:01:14}}
 Oh, yeah, the pies melt fast.
* 3:01:16{{anchor|3:01:16}}
 So I'll get the trays ready and we'll and you can yeah, we can fill them up fast.
* 3:01:20{{anchor|3:01:20}}
 How about that?
* 3:01:21{{anchor|3:01:21}}
 Okay.
* 3:01:21{{anchor|3:01:21}}
 Give me let me get more eggs.
* 3:01:23{{anchor|3:01:23}}
 Yeah, we need more eggs.
* 3:01:26{{anchor|3:01:26}}
 You says he wants more eggs.
* 3:01:28{{anchor|3:01:28}}
 We're doing more eggs.
* 3:01:29{{anchor|3:01:29}}
 You know what?
* 3:01:30{{anchor|3:01:30}}
 It's not that I want the eggs.
* 3:01:31{{anchor|3:01:31}}
 It's for the children Maggie and we didn't do all the eating challenges.
* 3:01:34{{anchor|3:01:34}}
 What the community wants to see they want to see you egged.
* 3:01:38{{anchor|3:01:38}}
 They want to see me egged and pied in the face.
* 3:01:41{{anchor|3:01:41}}
 Is that what you guys want to see?
* 3:01:41{{anchor|3:01:41}}
 I don't know why maybe it's because of the Alpha 2 dates not being released.
* 3:01:46{{anchor|3:01:46}}
 All right.
* 3:01:47{{anchor|3:01:47}}
 We'll pass the carton down.
* 3:01:48{{anchor|3:01:48}}
 Probably you know what?
* 3:01:50{{anchor|3:01:50}}
 Hopefully I answer all these questions then I won't get egged at all.
* 3:01:54{{anchor|3:01:54}}
 And if I do get every question, correct, perhaps each of you receives one egg.
* 3:01:58{{anchor|3:01:58}}
 No.
* 3:01:59{{anchor|3:01:59}}
 Yeah, what do you think?
* 3:02:00{{anchor|3:02:00}}
 That's not how it works.
* 3:02:00{{anchor|3:02:00}}
 What do you mean?
* 3:02:01{{anchor|3:02:01}}
 That's not how it works.
* 3:02:02{{anchor|3:02:02}}
 Oh my God.
* 3:02:02{{anchor|3:02:02}}
 That's great.
* 3:02:04{{anchor|3:02:04}}
 Yes.
* 3:02:04{{anchor|3:02:04}}
 Yes.
* 3:02:04{{anchor|3:02:04}}
 If you answer all the questions, I'll go easy on the pie.
* 3:02:06{{anchor|3:02:06}}
 Wow.
* 3:02:07{{anchor|3:02:07}}
 No, that's actually a fair cop.
* 3:02:10{{anchor|3:02:10}}
 That's a fair cop.
* 3:02:11{{anchor|3:02:11}}
 Yeah.
* 3:02:11{{anchor|3:02:11}}
 You have to get them all right.
* 3:02:14{{anchor|3:02:14}}
 That's right.
* 3:02:14{{anchor|3:02:14}}
 All of them.
* 3:02:15{{anchor|3:02:15}}
 And then we all do our own egg.
* 3:02:17{{anchor|3:02:17}}
 Correct.
* 3:02:18{{anchor|3:02:18}}
 That's I like that.
* 3:02:19{{anchor|3:02:19}}
 Yeah, I do too.
* 3:02:20{{anchor|3:02:20}}
 All right.
* 3:02:20{{anchor|3:02:20}}
 So if you get Zim's question right, Zim will get his own egg.
* 3:02:23{{anchor|3:02:23}}
 Oh my God.
* 3:02:24{{anchor|3:02:24}}
 It's all or nothing.
* 3:02:24{{anchor|3:02:24}}
 It's all or nothing.
* 3:02:25{{anchor|3:02:25}}
 Nobody else is saying that.
* 3:02:27{{anchor|3:02:27}}
 I like that idea.
* 3:02:29{{anchor|3:02:29}}
 I have to drive home.
* 3:02:31{{anchor|3:02:31}}
 So do I.
* 3:02:32{{anchor|3:02:32}}
 So we are.
* 3:02:32{{anchor|3:02:32}}
 Okay.
* 3:02:33{{anchor|3:02:33}}
 I'm not going to be egg.
* 3:02:35{{anchor|3:02:35}}
 No, I'm not.
* 3:02:36{{anchor|3:02:36}}
 Clean it up.
* 3:02:37{{anchor|3:02:37}}
 No, thanks.
* 3:02:37{{anchor|3:02:37}}
 It's spike.
* 3:02:40{{anchor|3:02:40}}
 Unbelievable.
* 3:02:41{{anchor|3:02:41}}
 Only eggs for you.
* 3:02:41{{anchor|3:02:41}}
 Only eggs for me.
* 3:02:47{{anchor|3:02:47}}
 What can you do?
* 3:02:54{{anchor|3:02:54}}
 I wonder what categories I should select.
* 3:02:57{{anchor|3:02:57}}
 Obviously music.
* 3:02:59{{anchor|3:02:59}}
 I'm going to say science.
* 3:03:02{{anchor|3:03:02}}
 Nature.
* 3:03:04{{anchor|3:03:04}}
 Love nature.
* 3:03:05{{anchor|3:03:05}}
 History, geography, politics, philosophy.
* 3:03:10{{anchor|3:03:10}}
 You only have six.
* 3:03:11{{anchor|3:03:11}}
 Those are all available.
* 3:03:16{{anchor|3:03:16}}
 I don't know about that.
* 3:03:17{{anchor|3:03:17}}
 What?
* 3:03:20{{anchor|3:03:20}}
 Yeah, I can do those.
* 3:03:21{{anchor|3:03:21}}
 So you just need six.
* 3:03:23{{anchor|3:03:23}}
 I know that we've engaged this card before.
* 3:03:28{{anchor|3:03:28}}
 Which one?
* 3:03:28{{anchor|3:03:28}}
 This card.
* 3:03:29{{anchor|3:03:29}}
 Which is fine because you might not choose the one that I know that we read in the past.
* 3:03:34{{anchor|3:03:34}}
 How many questions are there?
* 3:03:34{{anchor|3:03:34}}
 So each card has 20 questions.
* 3:03:38{{anchor|3:03:38}}
 And there's 20 separate categories.
* 3:03:41{{anchor|3:03:41}}
 One question.
* 3:03:42{{anchor|3:03:42}}
 18.
* 3:03:42{{anchor|3:03:42}}
 Or 18 questions.
* 3:03:43{{anchor|3:03:43}}
 Yeah, that's a lot.
* 3:03:45{{anchor|3:03:45}}
 There's only six of us.
* 3:03:46{{anchor|3:03:46}}
 Okay.
* 3:03:48{{anchor|3:03:48}}
 And we got one question.
* 3:03:50{{anchor|3:03:50}}
 Obviously they've selected this card without my knowledge from a deck of like 250 different cards across 18 questions each.
* 3:03:59{{anchor|3:03:59}}
 So it is going to be difficult.
* 3:04:03{{anchor|3:04:03}}
 Do you memorize these?
* 3:04:04{{anchor|3:04:04}}
 Do you pull a card every night just to study?
* 3:04:05{{anchor|3:04:05}}
 I do.
* 3:04:06{{anchor|3:04:06}}
 I recite them to myself.
* 3:04:08{{anchor|3:04:08}}
 But as we saw in the memory challenge that I did not win, I'm not very good at that.
* 3:04:13{{anchor|3:04:13}}
 Dude, John was pretty good.
* 3:04:14{{anchor|3:04:14}}
 John was good.
* 3:04:15{{anchor|3:04:15}}
 Yeah.
* 3:04:16{{anchor|3:04:16}}
 The memory challenge.
* 3:04:18{{anchor|3:04:18}}
 Smart cookies, smart noggins.
* 3:04:20{{anchor|3:04:20}}
 We're just waiting for everyone to be ready.
* 3:04:23{{anchor|3:04:23}}
 So when we are done with this challenge, we are going to head on over to the kitchen.
* 3:04:28{{anchor|3:04:28}}
 There are little pie trays.
* 3:04:29{{anchor|3:04:29}}
 Make sure you put your stuff in there.
* 3:04:32{{anchor|3:04:32}}
 And then we'll line up here and we'll whenever Steven is ready for us.
* 3:04:36{{anchor|3:04:36}}
 I'm ready.
* 3:04:37{{anchor|3:04:37}}
 We'll head in.
* 3:04:39{{anchor|3:04:39}}
 Do you want to do your speech after your pie?
* 3:04:40{{anchor|3:04:40}}
 Yeah.
* 3:04:41{{anchor|3:04:41}}
 Oh, you know what we should do?
* 3:04:42{{anchor|3:04:42}}
 What?
* 3:04:43{{anchor|3:04:43}}
 When he answers the question, you don't say right or wrong.
* 3:04:46{{anchor|3:04:46}}
 You take your egg and you come up to him and then you do the motion.
* 3:04:50{{anchor|3:04:50}}
 Oh, and then you go.
* 3:04:50{{anchor|3:04:50}}
 And then you stop.
* 3:04:51{{anchor|3:04:51}}
 And then you go in the kitchen.
* 3:04:52{{anchor|3:04:52}}
 If he gets it right, if he gets it wrong, you smack it.
* 3:04:55{{anchor|3:04:55}}
 So he doesn't know until the end where he's right or wrong.
* 3:04:57{{anchor|3:04:57}}
 And then you go into the kitchen.
* 3:04:59{{anchor|3:04:59}}
 Yeah.
* 3:05:00{{anchor|3:05:00}}
 I like that.
* 3:05:00{{anchor|3:05:00}}
 Okay.
* 3:05:01{{anchor|3:05:01}}
 So after your questions are read and I give a definitive answer, you will stand here and wait for everyone to finish their questions.
* 3:05:08{{anchor|3:05:08}}
 And then everyone will be standing here.
* 3:05:10{{anchor|3:05:10}}
 They'll go grab a pie.
* 3:05:11{{anchor|3:05:11}}
 Oh, yeah.
* 3:05:12{{anchor|3:05:12}}
 And then you will reveal whether the question was correct by hitting the egg first.
* 3:05:17{{anchor|3:05:17}}
 And then the pie.
* 3:05:18{{anchor|3:05:18}}
 Oh, I love that.
* 3:05:19{{anchor|3:05:19}}
 Yeah, let's do that.
* 3:05:20{{anchor|3:05:20}}
 All right.
* 3:05:21{{anchor|3:05:21}}
 When you pie Stephen, put the face.
* 3:05:24{{anchor|3:05:24}}
 Okay.
* 3:05:25{{anchor|3:05:25}}
 Yeah.
* 3:05:25{{anchor|3:05:25}}
 Sounds good.
* 3:05:26{{anchor|3:05:26}}
 So when you pie him, when you egg him and pie him, so egg him on the top of the head.
* 3:05:30{{anchor|3:05:30}}
 Don't put pie in the front of the face and then put him down over here and then walk back behind him.
* 3:05:35{{anchor|3:05:35}}
 And we're going to do, we're all going to stand behind him.
* 3:05:37{{anchor|3:05:37}}
 So he does a speech.
* 3:05:38{{anchor|3:05:38}}
 What's the total?
* 3:05:38{{anchor|3:05:38}}
 What are we at?
* 3:05:40{{anchor|3:05:40}}
 What's the total?
* 3:05:41{{anchor|3:05:41}}
 Total is $73,500.
* 3:05:47{{anchor|3:05:47}}
 Oh, wow.
* 3:05:48{{anchor|3:05:48}}
 Even, wow.
* 3:05:49{{anchor|3:05:49}}
 That's cool.
* 3:05:49{{anchor|3:05:49}}
 $73,500.
* 3:05:51{{anchor|3:05:51}}
 That is awesome, guys.
* 3:05:52{{anchor|3:05:52}}
 Incredible.
* 3:05:53{{anchor|3:05:53}}
 All right.
* 3:05:53{{anchor|3:05:53}}
 All right.
* 3:05:54{{anchor|3:05:54}}
 I am ready.
* 3:05:55{{anchor|3:05:55}}
 I have my egg.
* 3:05:59{{anchor|3:05:59}}
 Now I don't know what topics to pick.
* 3:06:01{{anchor|3:06:01}}
 What topic would you like, sir?
* 3:06:02{{anchor|3:06:02}}
 Who used to want to start first though?
* 3:06:05{{anchor|3:06:05}}
 I will start.
* 3:06:06{{anchor|3:06:06}}
 I'll start with Cliff.
* 3:06:08{{anchor|3:06:08}}
 Oh, okay.
* 3:06:09{{anchor|3:06:09}}
 Awkward.
* 3:06:10{{anchor|3:06:10}}
 Don't start with me because I was away on the phone, so I didn't get the whole reason.
* 3:06:15{{anchor|3:06:15}}
 Oh.
* 3:06:15{{anchor|3:06:15}}
 I needed to properly...
* 3:06:16{{anchor|3:06:16}}
 Oh, you need to think.
* 3:06:17{{anchor|3:06:17}}
 You need to think.
* 3:06:18{{anchor|3:06:18}}
 What?
* 3:06:19{{anchor|3:06:19}}
 Do I have the card?
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 You also...
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 Grab an egg.
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 Oh, he does...
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 So, yeah, the whole idea is you ask the question, don't tell me if it's wrong or right, and then you keep it, and then you go bring the pie.
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 And if he get it wrong, you smash the egg on top and pie him.
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 I'm going to wait till everyone stands for us.
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 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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 I did hear that.
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 So, if I get the question right, I don't get the egg, but I still get the pie.
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 Understood.
* 3:06:40{{anchor|3:06:40}}
 And we don't...
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 We are not doing...
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 Worst case, you get both.
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 Best case, you get a pie.
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 Yeah.
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 So, and basically, after you ask your question, you're going to go in the kitchen, you're going to get your pie, and then when we get back, we'll egg him if he got it wrong, and then you'll pie him.
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 Egg on top of the head, pie on the face.
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 Also...
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 Then you put him down on the floor.
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 To my fellow compatriots who are present here today, I want you to know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.
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 Okay?
* 3:07:08{{anchor|3:07:08}}
 And that directly after receiving the pies to the face and the eggs, I will be moving with haste to the shower, and then likely to bed.
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 So, I'll bid you adieu here and now.
* 3:07:19{{anchor|3:07:19}}
 Adieu.
* 3:07:20{{anchor|3:07:20}}
 Okay.
* 3:07:20{{anchor|3:07:20}}
 It was a wonderful campaign.
* 3:07:22{{anchor|3:07:22}}
 It was really awesome.
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 Thank you, Stephen.
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 No, really, it was like pretty...
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 It was fun.
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 It was freaking fun.
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 Yeah, it was awesome.
* 3:07:28{{anchor|3:07:28}}
 It was cool.
* 3:07:29{{anchor|3:07:29}}
 All right.
* 3:07:30{{anchor|3:07:30}}
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is called the Trivia Egg Challenge.
* 3:07:33{{anchor|3:07:33}}
 It's called Use Your Egg.
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 It's called Use Your Egg.
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 It's called Use Your Egg.
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 Responsibly.
* 3:07:39{{anchor|3:07:39}}
 Okay?
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 So, I've got...
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 Cliff, I would like from you a science beaker question.
* 3:07:50{{anchor|3:07:50}}
 Science beaker.
* 3:07:56{{anchor|3:07:56}}
 Which chemical element, oh no, represents the largest part of the sun?
* 3:08:06{{anchor|3:08:06}}
 I believe it's hydrogen.
* 3:08:10{{anchor|3:08:10}}
 And I shall commit my final answer.
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 You don't tell me if it's correct or not.
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 I'm not.
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 You just take your egg and go in the kitchen.
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 You can stay for the rest.
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 Oh, yeah, you can go get the pie going.
* 3:08:19{{anchor|3:08:19}}
 Yeah.
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 He's gonna go get his pie.
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 The stuff in the fridge.
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 You have to shake it.
* 3:08:23{{anchor|3:08:23}}
 Well, only chat knows if I'm right.
* 3:08:24{{anchor|3:08:24}}
 I think it's hydrogen.
* 3:08:25{{anchor|3:08:25}}
 I think that the central fuel source of a star changes over the course of its lifespan.
* 3:08:30{{anchor|3:08:30}}
 Ours is a main sequence type.
* 3:08:32{{anchor|3:08:32}}
 I believe it is hydrogen is the most abundant element.
* 3:08:37{{anchor|3:08:37}}
 We'll see.
* 3:08:38{{anchor|3:08:38}}
 Next, we will go with Zim.
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 Zim, from you, I would like a philosophy question.
* 3:08:48{{anchor|3:08:48}}
 That would be the cross at the bottom, I believe, left.
* 3:08:51{{anchor|3:08:51}}
 I don't know.
* 3:08:52{{anchor|3:08:52}}
 Somewhere around there.
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 Bottom right cross, yeah.
* 3:08:54{{anchor|3:08:54}}
 That's the official end of Easter.
* 3:08:57{{anchor|3:08:57}}
 Which day?
* 3:08:59{{anchor|3:08:59}}
 That's not looking for a date.
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 It's looking for a day.
* 3:09:04{{anchor|3:09:04}}
 Correct.
* 3:09:05{{anchor|3:09:05}}
 And I would believe that that day is Sunday.
* 3:09:08{{anchor|3:09:08}}
 And that marks the end of Easter.
* 3:09:11{{anchor|3:09:11}}
 Because I believe Easter begins on Ash Wednesday, leading to Good Friday, and then stops on
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 Sunday, Easter Sunday.
* 3:09:20{{anchor|3:09:20}}
 Final answer is Sunday.
* 3:09:21{{anchor|3:09:21}}
 That's my final answer, Sunday.
* 3:09:22{{anchor|3:09:22}}
 Unless it's looking for a specific date.
* 3:09:25{{anchor|3:09:25}}
 Okay.
* 3:09:26{{anchor|3:09:26}}
 Do you have your egg?
* 3:09:29{{anchor|3:09:29}}
 I'm not messing these up.
* 3:09:31{{anchor|3:09:31}}
 I don't know.
* 3:09:32{{anchor|3:09:32}}
 Now I'm concerned.
* 3:09:33{{anchor|3:09:33}}
 You could have done the anxiety of having to wait to find the egg.
* 3:09:37{{anchor|3:09:37}}
 You wanted this.
* 3:09:38{{anchor|3:09:38}}
 You asked for it.
* 3:09:39{{anchor|3:09:39}}
 And he's looking really intense with the egg, which makes me believe it's not hydrogen.
* 3:09:42{{anchor|3:09:42}}
 Now I'm concerned.
* 3:09:43{{anchor|3:09:43}}
 Yeah, this is a risk versus reward.
* 3:09:45{{anchor|3:09:45}}
 Except there's no reward.
* 3:09:46{{anchor|3:09:46}}
 There's no reward for me.
* 3:09:47{{anchor|3:09:47}}
 I tried to suggest to you that now risk without reward just feels meaningless.
* 3:09:51{{anchor|3:09:51}}
 The reward is no egg.
* 3:09:52{{anchor|3:09:52}}
 It just feels like torture.
* 3:09:53{{anchor|3:09:53}}
 The reward is the children.
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 For the children.
* 3:09:55{{anchor|3:09:55}}
 That's not a reward.
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 The children.
* 3:09:57{{anchor|3:09:57}}
 Removing the negative consequence from a system doesn't make it a reward.
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 That's a loot box.
* 3:10:01{{anchor|3:10:01}}
 You're creating a monetization strategy.
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 His pie's going to melt.
* 3:10:05{{anchor|3:10:05}}
 Yeah, lose less.
* 3:10:06{{anchor|3:10:06}}
 Here, pay or lose.
* 3:10:07{{anchor|3:10:07}}
 All right, let's keep going.
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 The choice is yours.
* 3:10:09{{anchor|3:10:09}}
 The pies are going to melt.
* 3:10:10{{anchor|3:10:10}}
 The pies are going to melt.
* 3:10:11{{anchor|3:10:11}}
 Let's go.
* 3:10:12{{anchor|3:10:12}}
 Keep going.
* 3:10:13{{anchor|3:10:13}}
 Okay.
* 3:10:14{{anchor|3:10:14}}
 You have a limited number of storage, but you could buy these tickets to increase the
* 3:10:16{{anchor|3:10:16}}
 capacity.
* 3:10:17{{anchor|3:10:17}}
 Who made them limited?
* 3:10:18{{anchor|3:10:18}}
 We did.
* 3:10:19{{anchor|3:10:19}}
 I hate those.
* 3:10:20{{anchor|3:10:20}}
 I got one for every person.
* 3:10:23{{anchor|3:10:23}}
 Margaret.
* 3:10:24{{anchor|3:10:24}}
 Which one do you want?
* 3:10:26{{anchor|3:10:26}}
 Let's see.
* 3:10:27{{anchor|3:10:27}}
 I've chosen science.
* 3:10:29{{anchor|3:10:29}}
 And what did I do?
* 3:10:30{{anchor|3:10:30}}
 Philosophy.
* 3:10:31{{anchor|3:10:31}}
 Let us do food and beverage.
* 3:10:37{{anchor|3:10:37}}
 It is a wine glass.
* 3:10:38{{anchor|3:10:38}}
 Food and beverage.
* 3:10:39{{anchor|3:10:39}}
 What Scottish outlaw shares his name with a cocktail containing scotch and sweet vermouth?
* 3:10:48{{anchor|3:10:48}}
 Scotch and vermouth?
* 3:10:49{{anchor|3:10:49}}
 I don't know alcohol.
* 3:10:50{{anchor|3:10:50}}
 Why'd you pick food and alcohol?
* 3:10:51{{anchor|3:10:51}}
 I don't know alcohol.
* 3:10:52{{anchor|3:10:52}}
 Why'd you pick food and alcohol?
* 3:10:53{{anchor|3:10:53}}
 Because it's food.
* 3:10:54{{anchor|3:10:54}}
 There's food part.
* 3:10:55{{anchor|3:10:55}}
 I know food very well in case you can't tell.
* 3:10:59{{anchor|3:10:59}}
 Oh, I love food.
* 3:11:01{{anchor|3:11:01}}
 I feel you.
* 3:11:02{{anchor|3:11:02}}
 Scottish outlaw.
* 3:11:03{{anchor|3:11:03}}
 Sometimes it's something easy like spaghetti and you're like, oh.
* 3:11:08{{anchor|3:11:08}}
 Okay, it's a Scottish outlaw and it's vermouth and scotch you said?
* 3:11:12{{anchor|3:11:12}}
 Scotch and sweet vermouth.
* 3:11:13{{anchor|3:11:13}}
 And I'm looking for the name of the person?
* 3:11:21{{anchor|3:11:21}}
 What Scottish outlaw shares his name with a cocktail containing scotch and sweet vermouth?
* 3:11:28{{anchor|3:11:28}}
 Do I just need to get the last name?
* 3:11:29{{anchor|3:11:29}}
 You need to get exactly what the cocktail's name is.
* 3:11:31{{anchor|3:11:31}}
 Oh, my God.
* 3:11:32{{anchor|3:11:32}}
 The cocktail's name.
* 3:11:35{{anchor|3:11:35}}
 Okay, I believe Johnny Walker is like a whiskey.
* 3:11:39{{anchor|3:11:39}}
 Like a straight up whiskey type.
* 3:11:42{{anchor|3:11:42}}
 And I don't think Johnny Walker sounds very Scottish.
* 3:11:47{{anchor|3:11:47}}
 I know that there's a Macallan, but that's I think a scotch.
* 3:11:51{{anchor|3:11:51}}
 Maybe.
* 3:11:52{{anchor|3:11:52}}
 Is that a scotch?
* 3:11:53{{anchor|3:11:53}}
 I don't know.
* 3:11:54{{anchor|3:11:54}}
 It's like an aged scotch.
* 3:11:55{{anchor|3:11:55}}
 So I don't think that's it either.
* 3:11:56{{anchor|3:11:56}}
 This is like a cocktail or type of drink.
* 3:12:01{{anchor|3:12:01}}
 So I really just don't know alcohol.
* 3:12:04{{anchor|3:12:04}}
 I guess there will be no systems there.
* 3:12:08{{anchor|3:12:08}}
 Oh, shoot, Scottish outlaw.
* 3:12:14{{anchor|3:12:14}}
 What is a drink type?
* 3:12:17{{anchor|3:12:17}}
 What is the name of a drink?
* 3:12:20{{anchor|3:12:20}}
 Long Island iced tea is a drink.
* 3:12:23{{anchor|3:12:23}}
 I doubt somebody was named Long Island iced tea in Scotland.
* 3:12:30{{anchor|3:12:30}}
 I know that there's a what is that minty one?
* 3:12:35{{anchor|3:12:35}}
 That has mint leaves in it.
* 3:12:38{{anchor|3:12:38}}
 No.
* 3:12:40{{anchor|3:12:40}}
 The pies are melting.
* 3:12:41{{anchor|3:12:41}}
 I'm going to call it.
* 3:12:43{{anchor|3:12:43}}
 No, no, no, no, no.
* 3:12:44{{anchor|3:12:44}}
 It's a mojito.
* 3:12:45{{anchor|3:12:45}}
 That doesn't sound Scottish.
* 3:12:48{{anchor|3:12:48}}
 I don't think they what is a mojito?
* 3:12:52{{anchor|3:12:52}}
 What is mojito?
* 3:12:54{{anchor|3:12:54}}
 You know what?
* 3:12:55{{anchor|3:12:55}}
 I'm just going to go with a shoot.
* 3:13:04{{anchor|3:13:04}}
 I really just don't know.
* 3:13:07{{anchor|3:13:07}}
 A Johnny McDougal.
* 3:13:12{{anchor|3:13:12}}
 The old Johnny McDougal.
* 3:13:13{{anchor|3:13:13}}
 I'll have one of those.
* 3:13:14{{anchor|3:13:14}}
 I'll let you look at Nelly.
* 3:13:16{{anchor|3:13:16}}
 Don't get cheap on the vermouth.
* 3:13:18{{anchor|3:13:18}}
 Wait, sir, that's the vermouth.
* 3:13:19{{anchor|3:13:19}}
 That's the cheap part.
* 3:13:21{{anchor|3:13:21}}
 Wait, what?
* 3:13:22{{anchor|3:13:22}}
 Somebody said Nelly.
* 3:13:23{{anchor|3:13:23}}
 Yeah, go away.
* 3:13:25{{anchor|3:13:25}}
 Go away.
* 3:13:26{{anchor|3:13:26}}
 I don't want Nelly.
* 3:13:27{{anchor|3:13:27}}
 No.
* 3:13:29{{anchor|3:13:29}}
 All right.
* 3:13:31{{anchor|3:13:31}}
 Brian.
* 3:13:33{{anchor|3:13:33}}
 I shall select from you nature, which is the bear claw.
* 3:13:39{{anchor|3:13:39}}
 Nature is the easiest one.
* 3:13:41{{anchor|3:13:41}}
 Name the natural process by which the atmosphere traps energy from the sun to keep the planet warm.
* 3:13:50{{anchor|3:13:50}}
 Greenhouse effect.
* 3:13:51{{anchor|3:13:51}}
 Final answer.
* 3:13:56{{anchor|3:13:56}}
 All right.
* 3:13:57{{anchor|3:13:57}}
 Okay.
* 3:13:58{{anchor|3:13:58}}
 Let's keep going.
* 3:13:59{{anchor|3:13:59}}
 Alex.
* 3:14:00{{anchor|3:14:00}}
 All right.
* 3:14:01{{anchor|3:14:01}}
 I will select from you.
* 3:14:04{{anchor|3:14:04}}
 What you're good at.
* 3:14:06{{anchor|3:14:06}}
 I will suck from you.
* 3:14:08{{anchor|3:14:08}}
 Geography.
* 3:14:09{{anchor|3:14:09}}
 Oh, which is the globe.
* 3:14:11{{anchor|3:14:11}}
 Oh, I know.
* 3:14:12{{anchor|3:14:12}}
 The capital of American Samoa is a city with what repetitive name?
* 3:14:28{{anchor|3:14:28}}
 The key here is a repetitive name.
* 3:14:31{{anchor|3:14:31}}
 I know I should know this.
* 3:14:34{{anchor|3:14:34}}
 Don't remember the capital of.
* 3:14:37{{anchor|3:14:37}}
 Don't make me do this.
* 3:14:40{{anchor|3:14:40}}
 Say one more time.
* 3:14:41{{anchor|3:14:41}}
 All right.
* 3:14:43{{anchor|3:14:43}}
 The capital of American Samoa is a city with what repetitive name?
* 3:14:47{{anchor|3:14:47}}
 I don't know the capital of Samoa.
* 3:14:49{{anchor|3:14:49}}
 Google.
* 3:14:51{{anchor|3:14:51}}
 No.
* 3:14:53{{anchor|3:14:53}}
 I don't know the capital of Samoa.
* 3:14:59{{anchor|3:14:59}}
 I feel terrible about this now.
* 3:15:01{{anchor|3:15:01}}
 I'm sure I know it after I hear it.
* 3:15:10{{anchor|3:15:10}}
 I don't know.
* 3:15:12{{anchor|3:15:12}}
 I don't know.
* 3:15:13{{anchor|3:15:13}}
 I don't even want to insult them by guessing.
* 3:15:16{{anchor|3:15:16}}
 All right.
* 3:15:17{{anchor|3:15:17}}
 I guess that's a for sure egg.
* 3:15:19{{anchor|3:15:19}}
 That's what's spelled back.
* 3:15:21{{anchor|3:15:21}}
 Okay.
* 3:15:22{{anchor|3:15:22}}
 Be kind.
* 3:15:23{{anchor|3:15:23}}
 Give me.
* 3:15:25{{anchor|3:15:25}}
 You're picking.
* 3:15:26{{anchor|3:15:26}}
 What do I have left?
* 3:15:28{{anchor|3:15:28}}
 Yeah.
* 3:15:29{{anchor|3:15:29}}
 Politics.
* 3:15:30{{anchor|3:15:30}}
 Yeah.
* 3:15:31{{anchor|3:15:31}}
 Sports.
* 3:15:32{{anchor|3:15:32}}
 Give me history.
* 3:15:33{{anchor|3:15:33}}
 All right.
* 3:15:34{{anchor|3:15:34}}
 History.
* 3:15:35{{anchor|3:15:35}}
 All right.
* 3:15:36{{anchor|3:15:36}}
 Hold on.
* 3:15:37{{anchor|3:15:37}}
 History is hourglass.
* 3:15:38{{anchor|3:15:38}}
 Okay.
* 3:15:39{{anchor|3:15:39}}
 What World War II general was nicknamed blood and guts?
* 3:15:46{{anchor|3:15:46}}
 Do I know this?
* 3:15:51{{anchor|3:15:51}}
 Well.
* 3:15:52{{anchor|3:15:52}}
 What World War II general was nicknamed blood and guts?
* 3:16:00{{anchor|3:16:00}}
 Pat.
* 3:16:01{{anchor|3:16:01}}
 I don't know.
* 3:16:03{{anchor|3:16:03}}
 Okay.
* 3:16:04{{anchor|3:16:04}}
 Wait.
* 3:16:05{{anchor|3:16:05}}
 Hold on.
* 3:16:06{{anchor|3:16:06}}
 Before it happens.
* 3:16:07{{anchor|3:16:07}}
 Let me take my glasses off.
* 3:16:08{{anchor|3:16:08}}
 I just want you to know I don't actually enjoy watching the game.
* 3:16:19{{anchor|3:16:19}}
 I just want you to know I don't actually enjoy the whole pies and the eggs.
* 3:16:24{{anchor|3:16:24}}
 Oh.
* 3:16:25{{anchor|3:16:25}}
 Thank you, Kyle.
* 3:16:26{{anchor|3:16:26}}
 That was kind.
* 3:16:27{{anchor|3:16:27}}
 That was polite of you.
* 3:16:28{{anchor|3:16:28}}
 I got you, man.
* 3:16:29{{anchor|3:16:29}}
 Don't worry.
* 3:16:30{{anchor|3:16:30}}
 I do this because you guys showed up to make an awesome day even better by donating an
* 3:16:40{{anchor|3:16:40}}
 unbelievable amount of money making our glorious community number eight, I believe, overall
* 3:16:48{{anchor|3:16:48}}
 on game day for Extra Life, which is an incredible feat.
* 3:16:53{{anchor|3:16:53}}
 And we shall do this.
* 3:16:59{{anchor|3:16:59}}
 Good luck.
* 3:17:04{{anchor|3:17:04}}
 Thank you.
* 3:17:19{{anchor|3:17:19}}
 First question was correct.
* 3:17:21{{anchor|3:17:21}}
 The answer.
* 3:17:22{{anchor|3:17:22}}
 Hydrogen.
* 3:17:23{{anchor|3:17:23}}
 I'll give you kind of a rundown of what's being said here.
* 3:17:28{{anchor|3:17:28}}
 What was the official thing after Easter?
* 3:17:41{{anchor|3:17:41}}
 The answer was Pentecost with Sunday, which therefore means egg for Steven.
* 3:17:51{{anchor|3:17:51}}
 It said Sunday.
* 3:17:54{{anchor|3:17:54}}
 What is with Sunday?
* 3:17:59{{anchor|3:17:59}}
 Greenhouse effect was correct.
* 3:18:04{{anchor|3:18:04}}
 Rob.
* 3:18:05{{anchor|3:18:05}}
 Robbie Roy.
* 3:18:06{{anchor|3:18:06}}
 Well, there you go.
* 3:18:07{{anchor|3:18:07}}
 Robbie.
* 3:18:08{{anchor|3:18:08}}
 Robbie Roy.
* 3:18:09{{anchor|3:18:09}}
 Oh, it was Pat.
* 3:18:10{{anchor|3:18:10}}
 It was Pat.
* 3:18:11{{anchor|3:18:11}}
 Pat was correct.
* 3:18:12{{anchor|3:18:12}}
 Answer for the.
* 3:18:13{{anchor|3:18:13}}
 What is Paco Paco?
* 3:18:26{{anchor|3:18:26}}
 And you're right, Chad.
* 3:18:27{{anchor|3:18:27}}
 I saw you guys saying some of it.
* 3:18:28{{anchor|3:18:28}}
 It was Paco Paco as Steven takes another egg.
* 3:18:30{{anchor|3:18:30}}
 Paco Paco.
* 3:18:31{{anchor|3:18:31}}
 Very, very, very large amount.
* 3:18:33{{anchor|3:18:33}}
 Except the last of it.
* 3:18:36{{anchor|3:18:36}}
 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank you for showing up.
* 3:18:43{{anchor|3:18:43}}
 What happened?
* 3:18:46{{anchor|3:18:46}}
 I can't see.
* 3:18:47{{anchor|3:18:47}}
 I can't see.
* 3:18:48{{anchor|3:18:48}}
 I want to thank you all for showing up.
* 3:18:50{{anchor|3:18:50}}
 We had an awesome time.
* 3:18:52{{anchor|3:18:52}}
 It was a fun campaign.
* 3:18:53{{anchor|3:18:53}}
 You learned a little bit about the world of Vera.
* 3:18:55{{anchor|3:18:55}}
 That's going to be an alpha two and the Tower of Carthage and its wreckage and demise.
* 3:19:00{{anchor|3:19:00}}
 We raised over seventy three thousand dollars on Extra Life.
* 3:19:06{{anchor|3:19:06}}
 What an awesome, awesome community showing up and representing all the goodness that
* 3:19:14{{anchor|3:19:14}}
 lives in every gamer's heart for the children at Rady's Children's Hospital.
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 We cannot thank you enough for showing up and being the shining example on a hill of
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 what a community means to be in the MMO genre.
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 Thank you all.
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 And we will see you.
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 At the end of this month.
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 I hope you guys have an awesome week and we did an awesome job.
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 Bye everybody.
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 Bye.
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 Bye.

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